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On Safari...

We were on vacation about a week ago and decided to go on safari. Although I was suffering with a chest infection, ("Aw...poor
baby "..yeah, I know), off we went to a wildlife park.( Ever seen an elephant sneeze? Messy job.)
Now in England , it always amazes me how they manage to fit zoos and wildlife parks into areas where you wouldn't normally associate one with. I mean, after traveling through the suburbs of a town in Hertfordshire , following signs to a wildlife park, I half expected to end up at a derelict skate board park, or a hang out under an underpass where under-age drug pushers gather. But - we didn't. And soon enough, the signs swung us out of the town and into some countryside . There's not a lot of green & pleasant land left. It sorta takes the romance out of thinking about lush rolling green pastures & meadows, when they are probably owned by some multi-national company who are just waiting for a Govt. policy change so they can develop it into a chemical factory or car park.
But there we were, during Half Term , pulling up into a car park full of kids pouring out of huge off roaders , and racing to go to see the monkey house etc. (A sad disappointment - as there wasn't one!). It was a bit like being on safari, the winter sun was so low in the sky on that clear, bright day, that you had to wear your sun glasses all the time - making everyone look really cool - like weekend Big Game Hunters :). As ever, the lion, was sat on a huge rock in the middle of it's compound. Remember Jabba the Hutt? Just like that, without the slime, and Carrie Fisher. Although Carrie Fisher in there might have livened him up a bit. He seemed to look at everyone with that "My Lunch" look in his eyes. Very nice.

The best part of the safari was the tigers. Did you know that I can speak tiger? Neither did I until one started to talk to me. It was striding in it's open enclosure making a purring/growling noise. I started to do the same - yes, in public! And we struck up a purring/growling conversation with each other. He was probably saying:
  • "If I ever get across these bars I'm going rip your arms and legs off for what you're saying about my mother!"
I, obviously had no idea what I was talking about :). There were 5 of them, in their internal cages in the shelter........so close that you were only about two feet away from them. Now, I've not been to many zoos, or close to huge animals that could rip you to pieces with one swipe of their paws.........but these guys were BIG - boy were they big! Don't believe all these Tarzan movies, or adventure films where the hero fights off the tiger - it just would not happen in real life. The hero would be splatted with one strike - tiger fodder with one blow. But seeing as it was nearly feeding time...we did the same......and headed off to the restaurant.

Okay - I'll give the little guys a mention as well.There were some very entertaining Meerkats. A bit nervous, but cute. And some of the parrots did okay as well :) It was a zoo - what can I say?

Dr P

Monday, March 3, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Early Morning Cinema

Just got back from an early morning cinema trip to see
Analyse That. The funny thing was that we were the only people in the cinema.................we had the place to ourselves. The movie was fun - well worth seeing. Unfortunately, the hotdog machine wasn't warmed up, so breakfast was a cup of M&M's. At one point during the movies some guy did come in - but he worked there - so I figured he was just catching up on his movies.....or just making sure my wife & I didn't trash the place - ha !

Anyway, back home to watch the Worthington Cup Final, (Manchester Untied v Liverpool), on Sky Sports One. I just checked the price of last minute tickets, (purchased in the USA?) on the web - £400! - not quite sure what that is all about. Anyway -  time for homegrown, home cooked hotdogs - what a relaxing Sunday, eh?

Enjoy yours. See you later :)

Dr P

Sunday, March 2, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Winning WTC plan is taller than Twin Towers

Daniel Libeskind has been chosen to be the lead architect for rebuilding on the World Trade Center site.

Libeskind, 56, is a former New Yorker who is now based in Berlin, where he designed the Jewish Museum that opened in Sept. 2001. Born in postwar Poland, his parents were both Holocaust survivors; his father and his aunt were the only two of 11 children in their family to survive the Auschwitz concentration camp. The Libeskind family emigrated to Israel and then to the United States when Libeskind was a teenager, arriving by boat in 1959 in New York harbor.

The announcement naming Libeskind was made Thursday morning by the Lower Manhattan Development Corp., an agency created after the September 11, 2001, terrorists attacks to oversee redevelopment of the 16-acre site. The site will also include a memorial to the nearly 3,000 people killed in the double skyjacking attacks on the twin towers.

The governor and mayor felt Libeskind's design offered the maximum flexibility for a memorial, as it provides acre-wide "footprints" of the twin towers. They received private presentations from the two contenders right before the LMDC panel voted on the winner. The committee included representatives of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which built the trade center, owns its land, and months ago began rebuilding transit lines on it.

The LMDC had commissioned seven teams of architects last fall to submit designs for skyline-restoring towers, as well as a train station, park space, and cultural facilities, including a Sept. 11 museum. The designs allocated several acres for a memorial, to be chosen in a separate competition commencing this spring. Three architectural teams proposed re-creating twin towers. Libeskind did not.

Libeskind's proposal featured a tower 1,776 feet tall, for the year of American independence, that would demonstrate "the durability of democracy." The top levels would hold indoor gardens that would be a "confirmation of life." The tower, attached to an office building, would be adjacent to a museum, a performing arts center and a rail station. The buildings would be integrated with a restored intersection of streets; the site was an elevated plaza during the life of the trade center.

Libeskind says that having calculated the arc of the sun, a wedge of natural light would funnel visitors to the memorial site, and that every September 11 between 8:46 a.m., when the first tower was struck by a plane, and 10:28 a.m., when the second tower collapsed, no shadows will be cast by his buildings. Libeskind's plan would also leave exposed part of the trade center's 70-foot deep concrete foundation walls, known as the bathtub, for keeping out Hudson River waters.

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Saturday, March 1, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Shift Worker Blues....or is it Technicolour?

I don't normally work nights. But in this
variegated, (geranium . I can't seem to separate the two words since biology classes!), life we lead.....and the sometimes unusual job I have.....I end up doing the strangest things. So, yesterday I was trying to make myself sleep during the day. If I'd been on holiday somewhere, I think it would have taken several bottles of cheap wine, and a fish supper, and I could have quite happily snoozed through the afternoon........and the evening.......and probably most of the night as well. But as it was a schoolday today, I had to make do with wearing my British Airways eye covering thingy which they gave to us on the plane. You see , I hate the sunlight, any daylight, any light at all, creeping into the bedroom whilst I'm trying to sleep. We even have huge blackout curtains on the windows. So if the Luftwaffe...........or perhaps the Iraqi Air Force launching planes from Paris Charles De Gaulle in a few years time - because the French aren't backing the UN in the Iraqi conflict, and have a cowardly habit of backing out of any potential war situations which NATO find themselves in! - A little political I know, but let it not be said that if Typhoo put the 'T' in Britain.......who put the ARSE in Arsenal ?......maybe....? So if the Luftwaffe did come over again (!) on another bombing spree .....they'd hit the apartment above me, and the one below, but not ours because no light escapes from it, or gets it. It's rather like Dark City but with constant slapstick comedy & ramblings.       

Anyway, around 8.30ish I set off for work. Got there around 9.30pm. My two other colleagues were there, plus the people who normally work night shifts at this location. (I can't tell you where it was...otherwise I'd have to kill you. But if I was to use the word Echelon here - I will be receiving several hundred 'hits' from government agencies around the world, and for no apparent reason either - because it has nothing to do with what I was doing - I just thought I'd bring a bit of drama & suspense into your Bran fruit-fun-filled-daily-jogging-elevator-packed-lip-smackin'-thirst-quenchin'-ace-tastin'-....etc etc kinda day.). But we were there. And the night dragged on.
'Lunch' was around 1am. Somebody, in their wisdom, had decided to order kebabs. These are the interesting lumps of food one usually juggles with whilst smashed out of your head staggering around on the High Street at 2.30am in the morning looking for a taxi. It is not the sober man's food. Nobody in their right mind , (and I think this where we find the reason they were ordered), would even consider putting one of these in their mouths in any other state apart from tilt . Those who ate them, worked by themselves for the rest of the night..........on safety medical grounds.............for those that didn't eat them!

The strange effects of sleep deprivation started to kick in. Talking rubbish. Writing rubbish. Considering a kebab. Thank God for coffee! Thankfully, the night ended early around 4.30am, as all that we had to do had been achieved. Then it was 'foot down', and head for the hills - actually, speed around the motor ways to get home. It's funny how traffic wakes you up, right?

Lesson to be learnt: eat heartily before going out, thus avoiding the kebab temptation !

Dr P

Friday, February 28, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Children's Books That Didn't Make It

Never a one for passing on emaily lists & lists of things....even jokey things........here's one I got many years, and as I was trawling through the archives on a 'deleting spree', I'd thought I'd give it one last airing in the public domain. Can't delete this one from your inbox - can you :) ?

Children's Books That Didn't Make It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife: Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School.
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

- I know, I know..............I should know better etc etc..........but in the privacy of your own room just admit it to yourself - they did make you laugh, right ? :)


Dr P

Thursday, February 27, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Why Is Cumberland Sausage 'Curly' ?

I know this is not one of the questions on everyone's lips at the moment. In fact, I doubt
Hans Blix has been asking Saddam -: "Okay Saddam . Enough already with the chemical weapons! Where's your Cumberland sausage curling machine?" Of, course this would suggest that dear old Hans is assuming that Cumberland sausage is, by some means, deliberately curled by some man-made device, and is not, in fact.........a naturally curly sausage. Recent Swedish research has shown that curly sausages can significantly improve your sex life. They never said 'how'. But they did offer me a video at a discount rate.....hmmm.......

Not your usual sausage is your Cumberland sausage - oh no! There's a great many things come out of Cumberland  as well as sausages. Remember drawing at school? Or having to fill in a form using a H2B pencil ? Oh yes, the chances are you were using a Cumberland pencil - as made in Keswick, the Lake District, Cumbria. The M6 motorway - that comes out of Cumbria as well......okay.....it has to, I know.........I mean - the county couldn't keep the motorway hostage as it ploughed down from Scotland .......could it? Picture the scene......

It was a dark and stormy night, (that should get a few 'hits' from those sad individuals who search for 'it was a dark and stormy night' in Google.......there - that's twice the chance of getting found by some strange bod. Oh, by the way - if you are one of those strange bods who arrived here because you did search for 'it was a dark and stormy night'........can you please tell me why? in the comments box at the bottom of this item.)...........anyway.....it wasn't very bright and the weather was a bit inclement, (can't have too many strange people coming here - hell - they might start camp fires in the side column - set up 'Peace Camps' or some such nonsense just under my 'signmyguestbook' box.....trying to stop people getting onto my weblog- and, God forbid - let their little yapping Yorkshire terriers run all over my diary s**tt*** everywhere! Why attract adverse attention to yourself, eh? 'Why attract any attention at all'......as my careers teacher used to say. He never got to school at 9.00am - always had some excuse about a 'daily visit to his parole officer' - I never knew what he meant then......but it sure made sense why he kept putting kids off joining the police & prison service!......

Ah yes - Cumberland sausages - why are they curly? No bloody idea........next!

Dr P

Wednesday, February 26, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Lucid Dreaming

Somebody try this will you, and let me know if this works - put a small piece of amethyst on your forehead (you can also use some tape since you don't want it to fall off while your sleeping) before bed all of your dreams will be more on the pleasant side or at least not as negative as usual. Also use quartz crystal and Herkirmer diamond crystal and moldavite on your forehead while sleeping and have both good and bad dreams, which can be enhanced like 10 times because of these stones. It is possible to increase your intuition by using them while sleeping (this is one of the easiest ways to increase intuition). Potentially, one could imagine your
lucid dreams would pick up, big-time while trying this.

That was a piece of practical advice I was given many years ago about enhancing lucid dreams. Lucid Dream: Any dream where one gains consciousness and realizes that one is dreaming. So there you go. I only ever had one true lucid dream. It was a good 20 years ago. I was sharing a flat with three college buddies. One of the beds was a collapsible sofa in the sitting room. We took monthly turns to sleep on it. It was my turn. We'd stayed up very late, or was it very early (?) one night/morning - I remember going to bed around 3am. I couldn't sleep. And in that Alpha Sleep type state,( Alpha Sleep - Sleep in which alpha activity occurs with sleep EEG patterns.)....I dreamt the following:

I was sitting on the sofa in the sitting room in front of the gas fire. I could feel the heat of the fire. I felt the crappy corduroy fabric of the sofa. I ran my hand across it. I saw the beige colour of the sofa, the orange of the fire, the brightness of the room. I felt I was sitting in an upright position - on the sofa. Then, all of a sudden, I remembered I was in bed, and a blind panic swept over me - quickly followed by a wave of confusion - and my eyes snapped open in the dark..............I was, of course, laying in bed. I turned the sitting room light on. The fire was out.
Now - in terms of lucid dreams, this was not very significant. It didn't have a hidden meaning. I never went anywhere I hadn't been before. Never met anyone new. Never did anything spectacular. It never occurred again. However............I was not in bed, and I was sitting on the sofa. It was as real as me thumping this keyboard right now.........as real as you reading this. It was a weird......but great experience.

But, my most funniest dream was where a complete stranger told me a joke - a pun - in a dream. It made me chuckle. It made me chuckle so much - I woke up laughing - and that made me laugh even more. The sad thing was, I was so surprised at waking up laughing - that I forgot what the joke was - ha :)

Dr P

Tuesday, February 25, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Mild Mannered Janitor...?

Hong Kong Phooey - who else? I used to have a mild mannered janitor at junior school. He was no international crime fighter, but he did say some wise things. "Don't put your fingers on the window glass when it's cold because it will rain inside..." Okay - sounds crazy, right? But in an old fashioned way he was right - condensation would run down the window. He never had a faithful sidekick called Spot, (as did Honk Kong Phooey), but he did have a favourite bucket & mop.
And all janitors wore brown coats. Does that mean that all people who wear brown coats are janitors? (It's one of those subset/sets of type brain achey problems from maths days gone by.) I'm sure I've seen Einstein, in a brown coat - does that mean.....hell......my janitor was pretty smart as well. But what about Jason, (Gay/not gay?) Donovan? He had a coat of many colours - what kind if a job did he have, then? Jack Of All Trades ? Or Master Of None?

Uniforms - they've got a lot to answer for. Imagine a naked army! Puts a whole new meaning on being "sent up to the front". I think the US would win a war in Iraq with a land invasion with a naked army. Did you realise that 75% of the US military personnel deployed/designated for involvment in an Iraq conflict, are 22 years old and younger? An army of studs ! I don't recall ever seeing any Iraqi sex-gods - but then I 'd just like to state that I don't go crawling the internet for that kind of thing anyway.......but if I did.....it would probably lead me to here .

You depraved people - ha - I knew you'd click on that link :)

Dr P

Monday, February 24, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Always read your 'inbox'

So, I've been on vacation this week.(More of that later). And prior to that I'd just come back from
France ,(as you've read below), where I'd been using some company equipment which had to be re-jigged to the UK specs, before it could be used here again. This was a task I did over a week ago before my vacation. Today I logged-on to the company network - sounds good doesn't it? I actually dialled up head office via my laptop, ha - and opened up Lotus Notes , (software for the technically handicapped, in my opinion), to see if anyone had emailed me during the week with business nonsense. 
 
Lo! (I know it's a biblical term I use quite often, but it kinda encapsulates the moment exactly...)..."And Lo! And so it came to pass..." Lukes gospel I .believe We had a maths teacher who also taught 'religious education'. Calculus v Christainity.......Geometry v Jesus.........he taught them both well :). 'Lo', of course, not to be mixed up with 'Lot'.......you had a bit of a rough time of it from all accounts..........".....but in the day that Lot went out from Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all......." - ouch! Don't you just love the Synoptic Gospels ? Never lost for description was good old Luke. Here's another......".....There was in the days of Herod, king of Judæa, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abijah: and he had a wife of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth." - no room for confusion there. What was Luke's second name? Slidell. (No - not Skywalker !) I know you wanted to know that. I did. And it's all here for you to read about.
Anyway, a colleague of mine had insinuated in an email to me, that I had not re-jigged the aforementioned equipment correctly, and therefore had caused some minor problems this week. BOLLOCKS !!! Was my first reaction. And I begin to launch into the emails to end all emails . This was going to be total, and utter electronic annihilation . Thankfully, I read down my inbox to discover a slightly piss-taking email from another colleague which basically explained a small technical hitch which we all had overlooked. Phew.

There could have been a lot of blood & text sprayed all over the company intranet system next week had I not read all my emails first. In the words of the many a computer installation technician written on their job card once they found out that the client simply hadn't consulted the installation booklets etc...........RTFM . Or in this instance - just read everything first.

Dr P

Sunday, February 23, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Support Your Local Sheriff

I think it was James Garner, (Jim Rockford), who starred in that one. Remember it? Anyway, I would support my local police if not for one or two dealings with them myself. I'm not suggesting for one moment that they are looking for me to help them with their enquiries...lol. In fact, it was the enquiry desk where I had the first example of the shocking lack of privacy and professionalism by our boys in blue. In this instance it was a lady in blue, and a blonde dressed casually - some sort of detective I guessed. Anyway, this incident goes back several months.....

I went into the police station to report that my wallet had been lost/stolen. At the desk, which looked like a small cashiers window in a bank, (obviously built for their protection, and not customer convenience), was a social worker. How did I know that? She went on to discuss with the the police persons all about the girl in her care who had disappeared. I heard everything about this girl. I was shocked to think that they should openly discuss someone like this at a public desk in a rather echoey area where there were other members of the public, (me), standing around.
I finally reached the counter, by which time there were a couple of guys behind me waiting to be served as well. I gave the police lady my details, and she then asked for my name and address. Now seeing that I'd just lost all my i.d. in my wallet, and there were two complete strangers/villains standing behind me, I asked her for a pen & paper so I could write it down. Basically, they were clueless when it came to customer service.

But my brushes with the law don't end there..oh no :) Just before Christmas I had my car aerial, and then the rear window wiper stolen off my car on two separate occasions. When the window wiper went, (and try saying that quickly over & over again!), I phoned the police to at least get a crime number for the insurance company. A lady at the desk took my details and asked me if the window wiper was still there. "No," I said, "It's been stolen, that's why I'm calling". And astoningishly she replied, "Okay - well because there is no evidence there, we won't be sending anyone down to take fingerprints...." ? The bloody car was still there! But do you argue with the police? Well no, of course you don't.

Finally, my most recent excursion into the land of public law & order came with me reporting an 'unusual event' right below my kitchen window. I live on a first floor apartment of a block of three. There is a private road which runs behind the back of the building. I can see this road from the kitchen window of the apartment. A car stopped a the top of the road. A 'youth' got out. Opened the boot, and took out - in bits - a bicycle. The frame & the wheels were placed against the wall, and the car sped off. Suspicious or what? So I phoned the local constabulary, (this was a Sunday afternoon after Eastenders had finished, so I figured they wouldn't be too busy). The details were taken, and I was told someone would be along shortly to take a statement. Over an hour later a van turned up at the top of the private road. Nobody got out. A policeman radioed something. The van drove off. The bike stayed there. I went out to look at the bike - it seemed to be a reasonably expensive 'mountain bike'. It had obviously been nicked & dumped there. The bike stayed there until Friday. It was finally stolen/removed by persons unknown.

Lessons to be learnt?...........I don't really know - answers anyone?


Dr P

Saturday, February 22, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Versailles – it’s a got a palace y’know?

(The final French chapter...)
It’s also got a great selection of restaurants as well. Le Shandrani on rue Saint Simon, off Place Charost is an excellent Indian restaurant – as long as you have a reservation. Or at least that’s what the waiter kept asking everyone when they came in. I don’t actually believe anyone needed a reservation, I think it was some sort of trick being played, so you would reserve one if you came back again. We’ve been there three times over the last year  - hell we’re regulars! – and we just walk in. Bless them.
They’re also a couple of Chinese eating establishments in Versailles. Our recommendation is a little place on rue de Phillippe Dangeau, just around the corner from the Indian. Sad news though for those who do eat out a lot in Versailles, the Hagendas Ice Cream Shop, (next to MacDonalds – where you can buy a beer and Le Big Mac!), is now closed. Oh Well – life is hard sometimes heh heh.

But the biggest social find we stumbled across on our last visit was Chez Cesar – a laser karoake grill-bar-pizza joint. It has a karaoke night on Mondays and Saturdays. S & me, plus two other colleagues were there on one Monday evening recently. OH MY GOD – French karaoke – ! – what can I say – they need to stick to comedy – (little sarcastic dig there, how many famous French stand-up comedians can you name?……?….exactly..) – they are much better at it than karaoke. French pop music is clique, typical Euro-pop, no real identity, and …….well…..basically makes you cringe with embarrassment to be in the same room. One guy did do a semi-decent version of ‘Stairway To Heaven’ – in English.
We were seated in the alledged ‘Non Fumeur’ eating section, so we were serenaded by local Versallians (?) as we ate. It is a health hazard - eating & listening to French karoake at the same time. I’m surprised there weren’t notices on the door. But we lasted the night, and left – stuffed, and exhausted from laughing and ‘wolf howling’ at the appropriate songs. ‘Le Gong Show de Versailles’ – can’t wait to get back there again…lol !

Work was okay. S & I were in Villebon-sur-Yvette. My other two colleagues were in Plaisir. Versailles just happens to be in the middle of both places…..fortunately. And then we came back. S & I still have the delights of Bordeaux to contend with in a few weeks time. Who knows what adventures will come our way? Stay tuned to Channel Dr P France for future details….

Normal English service will resume as soon as possible.


Dr P

Friday, February 21, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Lille, or Leers?

Leers appears to be a very small district attacked by a few umbilical cord type roads to the main town of Lille. Leers is also within a stones throw of the Belgian border. Everywhere should be within a stones throw of Belgium – ha! – more Belgian jokes available on request. We were working in Leers, but staying in Lille.
So one night, we decided to go for a beer. Which direction to take? Without a guidebook, or asking the reception desk for any info, we decided to go ‘left’ out of the hotel. It seemed a perfectly sensible choice……it could have been ‘right’…..but it wasn’t.

‘Left’ took us into the Turkish quarter of Lille. Nothing wrong with that. We walked down a very long road. There were plenty of colourful shop signs. Plenty of kebab places, and other Turkish eateries. In fact, the top half of this road seemed like it was the largest, most colourful Turkish community outside of Anakara. As we got further down this road – about three quarters of a mile – there were less colurful signs, less eating places – in fact, less signs of life altogether. It all started to rain. Great. The ‘turning left’ principle was put into operation again, with the obvious plan to turn left again a.s.a.p., so as to bring us back to close to the hotel.
The second left turn put us onto a kind of warehouse/forgotten wilderness road. There were only a few street lamps. It was dark. The rain was getting harder. We decided to take cover in one of the dodgey looking corner bars. Just as in ‘An American Werewolf in London’, ‘everything’ stopped in the bar when we entered………okay – there was just the barman and two out patients from the local psychiatric hospital in there. The two guys sitting down stared at me & S as we stepped to the bar. “Deux bieres s’il vous plait monsieur” – perfect French I thought. “Brown or white?” he asked. Now anywhere else in the English speaking world I might have replied to this with – “It’s BEER not bloody BREAD I want!”. However, as we were English the bald Turkish barman, (complete with YMCA gay droppy moustache), wanted to know if it was lager, (from the tap), or bottled beer we wanted. “Deux Pils s’il vous plait” . Money for beer, the trade was done. However, we did have to suffer this geezer standing over us for half the drink, as we professionally ignored him. Then, when he sat down, leaned back in his chair, attempted to prop himself up by jamming his foot against the bar – he missed, went flying forward and slammed against the bar – rocking the whole thing. A Turkish Charlie Chaplin. But the entertainment was not enough to keep us there for another beer. The rain had let off a little, and off we went to find somewhere a bit more hospitalible.

The evening was finished off in a Chinese restaurant quite close to the hotel. ‘Right’ out of the front of the hotel actually – but that’s always the way, isn’t it? Next stop – Versailles.


Dr P

Thursday, February 20, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Lille/Leers – The French Conflict

Apres un heure, as they say, the TGV trundled into Lilles Flandres railway station. We’d left Paris in the rain/snow…..crossed the vast openess of North East France, and arrived in the even colder rain/snow of Lille.
Watching the countryside whizz by from the TGV, one could almost imagine the conflicts of two World Wars having been fought there. Indeed, whilst on a hitch-hiking trip through this region many years ago, I remember seeing several road signs for Canadian & American cemeteries.

Getting a taxi from Lille Flandres staition, S thanked the taxi driver with a “oakly, dokely neighbour”. It was, perhaps, just a little too subtle a Simpsons joke for our cab driver.  But I would like to give a special mention to Lille cab drivers for their devotion to duty & sheer professionalism. In the hotel we finally stayed in, (full story below), there was a very tight corner. The hotel entrance was on a bend, at a traffic junction. One evening we were returning to the hotel in one of Lille’s finest taxis. It stopped at the lights. The car begin to move off………I turned to S and we both had the same thought, (we discussed later!), - “This guy was not going to make this corner.” And we were right. He just hit the kerb, mounted the pavement, and skidded to a halt outside the hotel entrance. It all happened so quickly. But the cab driver was really cool. He calmly turned his head slightly, and spoke to us in broken English :”I’m sorry I couldn’t get you to your rooms.” Damn he was good.

Perhaps we were tired, the hotel lobby was lined with kryptonite preventing my x-ray vision to work……..or perhaps we really were just tired, but it was a welcome feeling to check into a hotel. That was the only good part about our very short stay at the first hotel.
The alarm bells in my head started to ring when we were told that the accommodation was in a separate building behind the one that housed the reception & small restaurant. So it was a motel – not a hotel. The outside tight spiral concrete staircase lead to two floors of metal shuttered windowed mice hovels, sorry, I mean ‘rooms’. Each ‘rat trap’, sorry, I mean ‘room’, was….
  • dirty & squalid.
  • the kind of places people come to commit suicide in. 
  • the sort of place where you check for needles in the bed before laying down. 
  • as seen in every B-movie where the body is discovered
  • a room where even John Edwards would have a very disturbed night sleep there, if he had decided to stay.
They were bad. After inspecting S’s room – we couldn’t get into mine, the ‘security’ key didn’t work! – an executive decision was made to dump our cases in my mates room…….and go and look for a ‘proper’ hotel. So off we went yomping the streets of Lille looking for a place to stay…..Luckily we knew there was a hotel in the same chain as the one we stayed in at Creteil, somewhere in the area. We had seen signs for it, and after twenty minutes of taking in the highlights & lowlifes of the salubrious district of Roubaix,Lille, we stumbled across our goal. Thankfully, there were no Armenian Mafia Bodyguards Convention going on here, (as in Creteil), - and they had a couple of rooms. With a trip back to the place where we left our bags, (I cannot use the word ‘hotel’ as I believe I would be contravening a Trades Description law. Perhaps ‘City Morgue’ or ‘Halfway House’ – between this life and the next (!) would be a more appropriate description), we were finally ensconced in a safe, warm, clean environment.

For legal reasons I cannot name the ‘hotel’ which we checked out of – which, incidentally had the bloody nerve to charge for a nights stay in the two rooms for the forty five minutes our bags occupied S’s room.  But, if you like anagrams, try this: “Meal Panic” – and that’s quite an apt description! More French Fun later.......


Dr P

Wednesday, February 19, 2003                     Back to the top                    


TGV Mirrored Ceilings

.....continuing my recent French adventures. We'd spent a few days in Paris , and were now off to Lille.......

No tourist activities this time in France. Last year, my wife was with me, and we ‘did’ Paris. The Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, L’Arc De Triumphe……Hard Rock Café & Planet Hollywood. Yes, it was a busy time.....:)
Then there was the weeks stay in Versailles. If you ever get the chance – stay in Versailles for three to four days. It will take two days to properly tour the palace & gardens. (A piccie of the rear gardens is at the top of this page – yes that is me relieving myself against one of the ornamental trees!)

So, following a couple of days work in Paris, me and S were all set for a journey north east to Lille, a city/town on the French/Belgium border. Off we went from the Gare de Nord on the TGV. Ah yes – pronounced “Tee Jay Vah” is the fast French train – Trans Grande Vitesse, I think. Or as S said – “ TGV ‘This Grey Van’?” – which was a good description of the train carriage.
One of the more voyeuristic aspects of the carriage was the smoked glass shelving of the overhead baggage rack. Apart from being see-through, it acted as a mirror. So – you could see people further down the carriage, particularly if their seat was facing opposite to yours…….I have to say – it was another interesting episode in people watching.
There’s a lot of subconscious twitchings/fiddlings that people get up to when they think they are sat in a seat by themselves without being seen. One girl, whilst reading her book, went through the following procedure, repeatedly, with her hair:
  • Twisted a little piece of it around her index finger, and let it fall.
  • Twisted a long strand of it around her index finger, and let it fall.
  • Twisted a long strand of it around her index finger & pushed it, and all her free shoulder length hair behind her ear. Then, gradually her hair would fall back into place.
  • Finally, using her hand like a comb, she would run all her hair she’d previously played with, through her fingers, to attempt to untangle all the snags etc.
And how amusing a complete stranger’s face looks like from above when they are sleeping……..particulalry with the open-jawed snoring pose!  TGV's - there may be no 'in-flight' TVs, but the mirrored overhead baggage rack cetainly makes up for it. Maybe I can get on some longer French train trips? :)


Dr P

Tuesday, February 18, 2003                     Back to the top                    


A Little Techie......

Okay, how excessive - TWO entries in one day! However, I'd like to announce that I've got a bit techie, and manged to get an individual commenting system for each log entry now. Swish, or what, eh? With the good help of my friends at
www.enetation.co.uk - it was easy to install. I still have the guestbook in the corner of the screen for more general messages. So, what do you think - do you like it?

Something I forgot to mention about the Anti-War Rally in London on Saturday........During the last Census in the U.K., it was a recored fact that 390,000 put 'Jedi' as their official religion. This was in the hope that if only 10,000 people put it on the form, it would appear as an official religion on the next Census form. Alas, this is not to be. The Govt has classed it as 'without religion.'
However, whilst I was stuffing my face in the Texas Embassy - watching the march go by..........there was a large silver and black sign with the slogan: JEDI'S AGAINST STAR WARS ........the fight is still on to get Jedism recognised :)

Dr P

Monday, February 17, 2003                     Back to the top                    


If that's Armageddon......then I'm a geddin outta here..

"....cos I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again......." - unless, of course, you were trying to fly out of Paris Charles De Gaulle airport a few weeks ago. It all started like this.......(Waynes World wobbly screen effect......).......

"Ah le neige! C'est tres joile ne c'est pas?" - well, yes if you're eight years old & playing in your back garden. Not so much fun if you're running an international airport. Historically, it doesn't take too much for the French Air Traffic Controllers to go on
strike .This time nothing was flying due to four inches of snow......what's that in centimetres? God knows. But it was enough to close Paris CDG for 3 hours. I'll make one bold statement first - for those who know this famous French airport - you can imagine what it would be like to be stranded in one of it's satellites. For those who have never been there before - don't. Think Logan's Run - but made of cold, grey concrete. In fact, when you lay on your back on the white plastic & orange cushioned seats, as I had to, looking at the ceiling was rather like looking at the moonscape of The Clangers .

I must really mention here that although there were dozens of snow ploughs all over the runways, at no time did Bruce Willis appear in a white bloody vest crawling through a screen on the runway floor shouting....."Holly! Holly!"......


'Trolley Dolley' Acquaintances

We did indeed get home from France. The idea was that we came home mid-Saturday afternoon. The flight finally left at 7.30pm. I was the first on the plane, and decided to run & skip down the aisle. This attracted the attention of several stewardesses, most of whom backed away nervously. To the one that didn't, I explained that given the golden opportunity of being first on the plane, I thought I'd make a bit of a song & dance about it. She thought it was funny. (Thank God!). She was from Southern Ireland, I could tell from her accent. The plane eventually landed in England about 2.5 hours overdue.
The following day......the idea was to take an early afternoon flight back - this flight was also delayed by an hour going back to Paris........after an interesting drive through 'Sunday Drivers' , myself & me colleague S had to waste an hour around Gatwick North Terminal. Now, Gatwick Airport, (London), has a lot more to offer than Paris CDG. We toured the stores & finally boarded the plane around 5.30pm. I was just about to take my seat at the back of the plane, when I felt a dig in the ribs. An Irish voice said: "What are you doing back here? I as on standby & my phone went off in the cinema." It was the Irish stewardess from the day before. It turned out that she was from a part of Ireland where my mother is from, and which I've been to many times on holidays in the past. She also knew lots of people, families & friends that I know there. The world is a very small place......sometimes it can be very nice to know that. Also, in this instance, this chance encounter turned out to be quite rewarding as the lady in question asked: "Would you like to take some booze off the plane?"............well........what was a guy to say......."Okay". And she went about filling up my colleague's laptop bag with dozens of miniature bottles of alcohol from the trolley - much to the amazement of three French guys sitting opposite us. Yes, the Irish are known for their warm welcomes - and that booze certainly did some warming. :)

We got back late to the hotel late. Our Armenian Boxing Federation had moved on to fight another day somewhere else. We settled in for a goods night sleep before beginning a few days work in La Belle France.

Dr P

Monday, February 17, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Anti-War March, London

Yes, my wife and I were in the anti-war March in London yesterday. Did we want to make a political statement? Did we feel the need to profess our love for peace by marching through the steets of the capital to a rally in Hyde Park? Or did we have a dark hidden hatred for everything American, and were pro-Iraqi supporters? Lets examine the facts. Our involvement in the march covered an area of approx.10ft X 25ft............and lasted about 8.5secs. Basically, we were headed to a restaurant in central London on Saturday afternoon, and there was a bloody big trail of people in the way....lol....:)

But this wasn't just any old restaurant visit. This was our little Valentine's treat to ourselves. We went to
The Texas Embassy , just off Trafalgar Square. The building used to be owned by the White Star shipping company whose passenger liner, the S.S. De Caprio, sank in a Martini when it struck an ice cube. And today it is an excellent Tex/Mex eatery, with huge glass windows, on the corner of a short road which looks out on the apex where two roads converge into one...............a good place to watch a march go by. And watch we did. And, spookily enough, the marchers watched us..............watching them. I think this was a good exercise in 'people watching'/psychology from both sides. The reaction to the restaurant, and the diners in it, from the passing masses, was quite frankly, bizarre. There were those people who were quite amazed that Texas had an embassy in London.....oh dear, how sad, never mind - it was cold, perhaps their brains were addled. But the majority of people fell into the following categories:
  • "Look at those b*****ds in there..............it's nice and warm, and I'm freezing my b*****ks off out here!"
  • "Look at those b*****ds in there..............they should be out here supporting us here!"
These first two reactions either resulted in people giving 'the finger' to the restaurant, and the diners in it (!), or giving the 'V' peace sign. I'll let you work out which goes with which. Naturally, there were also those people who who reacted like this - "I don't understand that building - I'll look away"- marvellous. I'll never really know why they looked away. It could have been.....
  • an 'Amercian Thing'
  • another 'US State Thing'
  • an 'Architechture Thing'
  • an aversion to glass windows..............is there an '...ology' for this?
- or perhaps there was a distaste for the English guy inside slowly supping a delicious tequila sunrise as they huddled past the window? Who knows...:).

The meal was superb. I strongly recommend a visit to The Texas Embassy at your first available oppurtunity. But the day was still young, and the march was slowly coming to an end at this point in London. They were all converging on Hyde Park for a sing-song etc...........maybe 100,000 marchmallows on a 100,000 forks around 10,000 campfires, (based on 10 people per fire, as laid out in 'Ye Olde Citye off Londone Ordinance 1653 - Parkes Dept.' - 'Thou shalt not set no more than 10 persons of sound age & constitution arounde a campfire within the boundaries of the Greater Citye off Londone' ..................). Although not all the marchers made it to Hyde Park. It was intersting to see how sheepish and coy they were when the approached the Texas Embassy to come in for a meal, and to get out of the cold. I mean, there's your principles aren't there...?......and then there's a nice hot Tex/Mex meal in a first class restaurant - regardless of the fact that it may be run by people from 'The Big Satan' etc. Commitment - that's what I like to see :)

So, given that all roads from around The Strand, Trafalgar Square, down to Westminister - and right along the Embankment to at least Tower Hill, were all closed off to traffic..............we decided to take in the afternoon air, (because there were no cars to pollute it!), and take a wander along the streets of London. Greater London Council, or whatever they are called now, were doing an excellent job in collecting the tonnes & tonnes of litter & debris strewn all over the streets. One trendy 'social analyst' - or some dick with a camera, who was filming a pile of rubbish that had a discarded placard on top of it, nearly got himself & his girlfriend, ran down by the garbage truck. And this wasn't the last time today that we saw 'love' stretched to the limits over his photographic hobby. Later on, down by the Thames, as the strange evening sun caused 'interesting shadows' to be cast everywhere......................a guy was trying to instruct his girlfriend how to dismantle the tripod stand he had just used to take an arty photo with. As we approached, marvelling at the sights & sounds of a virtual empty London , there was one unmistakable sight which I saw - and he didn't. This was the sight of his girlfriend visualising inserting the tripod up his arse as he rattled on about F-stops and light meters.............ho hum :).
There were, obviously, many different organisations at the march. This was demonstrated by the amount of crap laid all over the streets. Would the most popular and beleviable orgainsations have less things laid around because people took them home to read?............er..........no. I think everybody who was involved in the event was represented in the shovel loads of waste being thrown onto the garbage trucks. And God knows how many trees were killed/mutilated/hacked to death in order to make all the little sticks for the signs? The guys from the Cleansing Dept were picking the posts/sticks up by the bundle load in their arms. I didn't see anybody shouting 'Save The Trees' here! Only one rant at a time I suppose...........weekend activists - no backbone for standing up for all the causes at the same time, eh?

We had a jolly old stroll from Westminister down to Tower Hill, along the 'River Path'. Sometimes on wide open pavements, and sometimes along tiny back alley ways, but always right by the river. It was very entertaining. And remember, the city was virtually empty here. We got talking to a policeman who explained that all the roads around Hyde Park and North London were blocked. The traffic was being allowed over London, Waterloo, Blackfriars Bridges etc - just not down by the river. It was very peaceful. There couldn't have been more than two dozen people we saw on the 2 hours it took us to walk that stretch of the Thames. Think Omega Man - Charlton Heston, when he first comes out of the cinema, at the start of the movie, after watching Woodstock .............London was as abandoned as that.

Finally, we got to Tower Hill, and made our way up to Fenchurch Street station to get the train home. (One doesn't drive into London on 'Demo Days' unless one is a 'bloody tourist' or simply stupid!). And lo! There were, on the train, some bright young things who had been on the march. Crunched into four seats with their signs still with them. Obviously, they had thought about the trees and were probably going to get back to their student squat and re-plant the sticks............and in three, or four years time, after they graduated (!), I'm sure they had great plans to trek back to The Amazon had bring the wilting twigs back to their original homeland.........or will they get evicted next month for not paying the rent? It's nice to see that long leather coats are still in fashion thanks to Mr Kayak Reeves - Superman's son. I never realised that they were so much into fashion back on Krypton.........mind you.........they'd probably would have had to strip two cows and sew them together to make a coat for Marilyn Brandy - his cross-dressing transvestite father. That's why you only saw him from his neck down in the first movie.

Anyway, these kids were sitting & chirping away about the day's events. One girl was quoting from one of the many flyers she had collected en route - I suppose they needed something for a fire when they got back to the squat. But one of the most memorable parts of the day for them, and which indicated to me the exact lack of long-term impact this march would have, was summarised by one of them like this.....

"Hey, did you remember that guy on top of the lampost with the tee shirt 'Smoke Dope Not Iraq'.........?"

- how was it for you?

More French ramblings coming soon, just thought you'd like a little news review from the UK on the London Anti-War march.

Dr P

Sunday, February 16, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Armenian Mafia Men Unmasked

(More French adventures......)

Through the process of lunch, (and later that evening over dinner), I came to some conclusions over our Armenian Mafia friends. They were boxers. Now this really was best guess. There were about six very young, lean, fit guys, and one older chap in a woolley hat – the Burgess Meredith character from ‘Rocky’. Thankfully there were no 'catching live chickens' in the restaurant training sessions. One of the lean mean fighting machines welcomed 'a man in black' to their table. Black trousers, turtle neck sweater, ( yes - unbelelivable still fashionable in France. As are designer/fake designer 'faded' jeans for the ladies. Once upon a time, when jeans were only faded in one or two places, it was from wear & tear. Now with these designer faded jeans it makes you wonder 'Just what did she get up to in those jeans to get them worn that way?' ;) ), black long coat, shoes, shirt & dyed hair. All black. He was white. His large belt buckle was square and silver. It strained slightly under the stress of the girth it was now holding in. He was once lean & mean. He was now just a bit flabby. He shook hands, slapped backs & looked authoritative. He was a wheeler-dealer. A promoter. It was all very entertaining until one of the Armenian fighting force saw me and gave me the equivalent of a '
Paddington Bear cold hard stare'...!
The next morning my conclusions were confirmed. A notice in the hotel foyer,( - 'foyer' - theres a laughable description. It was a small cramped area in front of the checking desk where the cigarette smoke gathered because the air conditioning didn't work), said that one of the conference rooms, ( - read 'Broom Cupboard'), was reserved for some kind of boxing federation meeting.

Coming up next - Charles de Gaulle Airport and........snow.

Dr P

Saturday, February 15, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Paris,France – La première jour

Okay.....here comes Part One of my recent trip to France.........it was quite...interesting.....
I know nothing about Creteil. I know roughly where it is in relation to the rest of Paris, but that’s about it. S & me arrived there around lunchtime. This was a good time to arrive – daylight. The taxi driver from the airport, ( who was actually a courier looking for ‘return business’ back to the city – so I felt a bit more like ‘freight’ than passengers. …….In ‘Titanic’ terms S & I were both Leonardo de Caprio from steerage – expect we’re from England………and……..er……the taxi driver had a car, not an ocean liner……and……er…..anyway - ) – the taxi driver, whose English was very good…. ‘ Its snowing…’ – he obviously knew we English talk about the weather a lot. ‘Yes’ I replied, not wishing to be reminded how bloody cold I was, and thus ending the conversation….this same taxi driver had to stop to ask directions the closer we got to Creteil.

Alarm bells should have started to ring when the first couple of guys he asked were Spanish & ‘new to the area’. If this had been the 1930’s, they looked as rough as if they’d just been attacked by the International Brigade whilst defending Franco’s Spain.
Okay – so now we turned the corner. A rather smartly dressed African couple were the next lucky recipients of our ‘Creteil Mystery Adventure’. Interestingly, the gentlemen was also new to the area, but seemed slightly distracted as to where the hotel was. His female companion was definitely not from around there, and waved the question away with her bangled hand. And in one brief moment of clarity it was all too glaring obvious that these two happy people were not joined together in holy wedlock, and would rather be somewhere else – doing ‘other things’ other than talking to a taxi driver. Comprendrez? Anyway, after finally verbally assaulting a grey-haired old lady in her car, (whilst we were both stuck at some traffic lights), we arrived at our hotel.

Following our recent contact with some of the locals, and the fact that the area was a bit of a concrete jungle, I was less than amused to find the hotel on the edge of a retail park. My room overlooked the main car park area. This aside, I almost got the taxi driver to take us somewhere else when we first pulled up outside the hotel. It looked like an Armenian Mafia convention. There were about seven or eight ethnic Russian types in black leather jackets, milling around the entrance. What were two English chaps like ourselves to do ? Maintain a stiff upper lip in the face of adversity of course – ha ! So, if you remember the scene in ‘The Man Who Would Be King’ (Sean Connery & Michael Caine) – the Rudyard Kipling story – where Mr Connery gets his face scratched, he bleeds, and all the monks etc realise that he is not a God ? Both he & Mr Caine decide to ‘brass it out’ by marching through the crowd with their shoulders back & their heads high………….well………..that’s what we did. This completely threw the Armenians, the Black Leather Sea parted, (nice little biblical touch, don’t you think ?), and we left Egypt into the Promised Land got into the foyer of the hotel. ......

Stay tuned for more 'Continental Capers' soon.....:)


Dr P

Friday, February 14, 2003                     Back to the top                    


Les Cigarettes

Here's probably the most unsavoury part of my recent trip to our friends across The Channel.....
It’s an uncommonly known fact that France is just one big ashtray. Never have I seen the craving & need for cigarettes go to such levels. In fact, if there were an Olympic event for smoking – the 100 Metres Puff – I think France would easily wheeze it’s way into gold medal position. I don’t smoke. I think it’s a disgusting habit. And what I find appallingly bad about France is that at any given opportunity, i.e. when not sleeping – the old Gitanes/Gauloise will be lit up. Everywhere stinks of cigarettes.
For an international traveller who doesn’t smoke, coming from a country ,(England), where smoking is banned in many public places, or where it is only allowed in certain places…….coming to France & being subjected to the worst form of passive smoking is downright insulting & criminal. I also suffer from hayfever etc – so smoke from cigarettes literally ‘gets up my nose’.

Restaurants & eating places. Call it culture. Call it ‘the way of life’. If you’re French, you have no qualms about ‘lighting up’ in a restaurant. One night a couple came into the hotel restaurant, signalled to the waiter they were occupying a table, and the first thing the woman did was to get out the cigarettes, (which were Gitanes !), and lit two up – one for her & one for him. It is absolutely repulsive. Public masturbation with a cancer stick. It is as obscene & objectionable as that – to me.

France may be full of ‘joie de vie’ and ‘va va voom’ etc, but it is also full of cancer ridden smelly people who show no consideration for anyone but themselves. Some of you might say …’Well, Dr P – if you don’t like it that much, don’t go to France’. But I like my work in France. I like the French people. I like the country in general. But……..

But this obsessive compulsive smoking disorder that France suffers from needs to be addressed. Their mental & physical well being is at stake. And I don’t want my health & clothes ruined everytime I go there. End of rant.

The full 'French Adventure' will follow shortly.....a bientot.


Dr P

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