Mission 3: Kuroneko Blues...Momoe-chan gone?? Who'd kidnap an old woman?!
-- NOTE: Aya-chan will NOT be posting. Birman has left the RPG. Schoen has been kicked out.
*Catches the five bucks, genki giggle* Thank you, Mr.Weiss! *Gives Ran-kun a hug* For this, Tot will help Mr. Weiss find Miss Momoe-chan! *Er..blink...piku...sniffle* Tot doesn't know Miss Momoe-chan... but.. *pause. Pounces Nagi* Nagi-kuuuuuuun! Will Nagi-kun help Tot find the old lady-san? *-* Please?
-[Tot - the only genki one. XD]
*As Yohji jumped her to the ground, her face twisted into a look of disgust. What the hell was this guy doing? After all the comments from the people around, she pulled herself out from under him and nodded a hello to Tot. She flicked a speck off of her sunglasses and stared down to this "yohji" fellow.*
Did you have a reason to do that? *She looked at Crawford's gun and the headless bunny --- an assassin. ---right.*
-[Neu + Youji on ground = ?!?!?!!?!?]
*walks into shop* I'm back. Unfortunately for me. *sees Youji and Neu* ......*turns away* Get a room. And why does Abyssinian seem more furious, not to mention louder, than usual? I thought he'd be more calm with the three of us gone. *sees decapitated bunny* Crawford....? ¬¬;;
*sigh* I'll just go online until the demented half of our team comes back. O_o;; Was that a scream I heard from the coffee shop?
-[Nagi, taking in the chaos]
*takes broom since there are customers watching* Stay calm, no one will get hurt... except for a certain few people... ¬_¬
Youji! Get you and your girlfriend's pervert butts up and out, I don't any of you scaring our customers off, go to Starbucks with those other freaks *points to Crawford* What's wrong with you?! Using a gun on a stupid toy, go meet with the rest of your messed up group already, you're no match for all of us here on your own. *points to Tot* You, freakishly childish girl, *tosses a five dollar bill over* Buy a new damn bunny and find your boyfriend, you can have the flowers for free, just leave. All of you go away, we need to go get Momoe-chan from God knows where the hell she is ¬_¬...
-[Aya-kun is angry... again]
*turns away from Crawford* Hmph! Tot will never give Schwarz gifts again! But... *GIGGLE! and Tot is genki again... joy fills the land.* Tot likes these violets!! *snatches up a huge bouquet* Tot wants to buy these, douzo onegai shimasu!
-[Tot, oblivious to everything other than the flowers]
*sees Youji and Neu spawled out on the floor* *turns a deep shade of red* Y-Y-YOUJI-KUN! *covers his eyes and turns away instantly*
*shoots a glare at Crawford from behind his hands* I wasn't a pervert to began with!
*wishes Aya-kun would snap outta his confused state and yell at anyone not WeiB to 'buy something or get out'*
-[Omi... O.O;]
*looks at Yohji* 'There's an assasin here'??? Last time I checked, there's ONLY assasins. *looks at Neu's position* ...And you call Omi perverted? *points to Tot* Somebody might want to fill her in...*looks at headless rabbit* I think it look better that way...
-[Crawford]
*watching Youji and Neu on the floor* ^^ KAWAII! Tot learned all about what Mr. Weiss and Neu-chan are doing from Schoen! ... ^_______________^ You're having a SLEEPOVER!!!
*finally notices headless bunny* Tot doesn't like headless bunnies... ;-; What did he ever do to you, huh? You're such a meanie!
-[Tot : ...;-; Hidoi yo..]
*drops the cigarette in his mouth, burning a hole on the floor* Asuka? Is that you? *attempts to move closer to Neu*
*heard the gunshot* *detective's instincts kicked in* Everybody down! *Goes over to hug Neu to the floor* Stay down until i tell y'all to stand up. There is an assassin here!
-[youji meets Neu]
*Hearing the sound of Crawford's gunshot* Shimatta! I'll watch the tape later. That Schwarz bastard is going to mess up the shop! *Grabs his bugnuks and runs upstairs*
-[Ken, will have to watch cardboard cutout Persia later]
*finishes drink* I'll be going back now, Schuldig. I heard a gunshot from the shop...that might not be a good thing. ¬¬;; Make sure Farf doesn't do anything. Seriously. Don't smirk like that. ¬¬ .......*leaves Starbucks*
-[Nagi doesn't trust Schu...who does?]
*looks at stuffed rabbit**looks at gun* *procedes to blow bunny's head off* *looks at headless bunny and tosses at Tot* Kid, there's a REASON why people insult you and if you whap me with the umbrella one more time, I'm gonna ground Nagi from ever seeing you again.
-[What else is Crawford supposed to do with a bunny?]
Neu-chaaaan!! *Closes her umbrella neatly and clasps both hands, holding the umbrella, behind her back.* You sure missed a lot, Neu-chan! Weiss is being really weird, and I think Schwarz is out for coffee.. except Mr. Baka. >>; *points back to Crawford --- hey, if people can poke fun at Tot, she needs to get even!* And Tot keeps getting picked on! ;-;
-[Tot, happy to see another Schreient]
*She stepped onto the scene quietly, taking in the sights... Tot being her normal annoy--- ahem, friendly little self. --with that umbrella. Oh yeah, today was going to be a long day. She straightened her sunglasses out a bit. Who were all of these other people...? A shrug and a casual lean against the wall. It wouldn't hurt to watch, would it?*
-[Neu --- so confused.]
Hey, Birman! Go over and help Manx with the video, so that we could start the mission! Manx, we are the "sexy" assassins. Assassins don't do videos of Persia. Oi, omi. go over and help to. *pulls out a cigarette to smoke*
-[Youji is not attempting to move an inch.]
Nuuu!! Tot wants her bunny back, you meanie! *directs her maniacal thwapping-with-umbrella at Crawford* Tot didn't want you to keep it! Unless you like pink bunnies? ^^ Hee... Mr. Uptight likes pink bunnies! *pats* You can keep that. Tot's present to Mr. Meanie!!
-[Tot : ;-; Iijiwaru!]
.... *glances around* ... Has Manx just called everything 'sexy'..?
-[Aya-kun has now been officially confused]
*blinks at Manx* ...I've stared death in the face and it wasn't HALF as what you just said. *composing himself* By the way Manx, you might want to take a look at a thesaurus sometime, your vocabulary's almost as bad as Tot's. *Holds up Rabbi-chan to emphasize his point.* *smirks and takes out gun* My, my, whatever shall I do with this thing?
-[Crawford]
Damn cardboard! *kicks it*
Oh, Omi-chan. You came out. Of your room. ^_^
Ah, Ken, you got your sexy lazy bum up. Now, sexy assasians, we have too many *evil* sexy assasians in our headquarters! Quickly, get rid of them! Oh, and Birman, as well as Youji, who isn't doing anything, help me with the video! >_<
-[Manx gives orders with sexy results]
*stands there and watches the chaos* o.o;
*looks to one side to find Manx trying to make a mission video*
*another to see Crawford standing there looking like he's not the least bit afraid that he's in enemy headquaters... by himself*
*sees Tot trying to kill Youji with an umbrella*
*looks in another direction to see Ken watching soccer unaware of anything else.*
*feels his forehead for his temperature*
-[Omi *blends in with the background*]
So what do you want me to do, chase after Schwarz or stay here and look for Momoe-chan? ¬¬ Make up your mind Manx...
I DO NOT SING TO MY KANATA!!! >_<
You people disgust me ¬¬
-[Aya-kun wants to take a break ¬¬]
Wow, Farf, a GIRL actually likes YOU better than Weiss. You should be proud...and please put the dagger away. =_= By the way, Schu, which one of you DID win that contest? *drinks frappucino* Oishii.
-[Nagi, caffeine is good for the soul]
Oooh, I'm so unappreciated! At least I don't have to keep reassuring myself about my good looks by challenging people to your little 'beauty contests'! *referring to the incident with Schu, and preferring all of Schwarz over Weiss. then proceeds to thwap with umbrella* Hmph. Sissy-guys can be so annoying.
-[Tot : not a 7-year-old!]
Yo, Ken! You're back! *pat ken on the back* it's nice to have you back... BTW, have you seen momoe-chan outside when you came in*
*loud shriek was heard* that 7-year-old is back?! God! Get her out of the shop! She might kill the flowers with the sound (referring to her voice)!
What?! Aya SINGS to his KATANA?! *glance at Aya*
Asuka? Is Asuka coming?
-[youji welcomes ken.]
Nutso Schreient? NUTSO SCHREIENT?! Excuse me, mister "stick-up-my-butt" Schwarz, but I'm not a nutso! *thwapping with umbrella* I think I need some more respect! You jerk. Tot doesn't like you. *stomps out again to go looking for Nagi* But thanks for telling me where Nagikins is! *genki giggle, throws pink stuffed bunny at him*
-[Tot: hey, the chick's got a score to settle!]
*sighs* Great, the litte nutso Schreint is back...So now I have to contend with Weiss, Kritiker and...well, she doesn't really count. *Turns to Tot* Nagi's at Starbucks;go bug him.
-[Crawford's surrounded]
I'll have a mocha frappucino. You're paying, right? ...And Farf, don't make me use that leash. I know what you're trying to tell him Schu. Don't listen to him, God hurts when you're nice and obedient at Starbucks.
Aa, Tot and Siberian are back. ¬¬ Hn, Crawford must be having fun with both Weiss and Schereint there. Maybe we should bring him back some coffee, if he manages to stay sane.
-[Nagi needs his growth-stunting drink]
*snickering as Schuldich takes the lead and opens the door to the friendly neighborhood Starbucks*
....that girl is always creating chaos, and I'm far away to just observe. beautiful...
*shifting back to his own personal reality and signally to farfie and nagi* I'm gonna get a double espresso mocha cappiccino with 2%. Farfie, don't destroy or do anything that would hinder me getting that. After I get my mocha though, make sure to have a little fun. *grins and even adds a mental whispering to farf*
god likes starbucks....
-[Schuldich likes chaos ^_^ ^_^ ^_^]
*stomps in through the doorway, crushing anyone in her path with her umbrella and pink stuffed bunny.* What you missed?! Let's talk about what Tot missed! Nyaaa!! Tot can't even leave for a second and everything changes? *starts to cry*
( ooc note: i'm baaaack! sure missed you guys, i did. ^^ )
-[Tot returns! Yay!]
*Walks downstairs, into the meeting room* What am I missing? *Hushes up and watches the tube.*
(OOC NOTE: I got back yesterday. ^^;)
-[Ken]
*glares at Crawford* What in the world do you think you're... *sits and stares at television screen where they are getting the mission information* Why in the heck is Persia moving around so damn much? -_-;...
[ooc: We have a lot of applications for Neu, uh.. can someone apply for Persia or something? -_-;]
-[Aya-kun is knower of all as well ¬¬]
Hmph, don't you know by now? I AM all-knowing. Everything I do is for a reason. Trust me, it's well worth the risk of being killed if you just wait a few minutes. *smirks* *lowers voice out of Weiss's earshot* Or is a videotape of the Abyssinian singing to his katana not blackmail-worthy enough for you?
-[Crawford's being EVIL]
"Oi, someone? Help! Making missions videos are actually kind of hard! I can't hold the cardboard cut out of Persia & the camera at the same time *while* doing his voice! Birman! Someone!"
-[Manx can't work cardboard]
So, that's been a cappuchino this morning and now coffee. And people wonder why I'm so short. Hn, I suppose it's better this way, makes me more agile. ¬¬ Farf, can you try not to make a scene? Last time you tried stabbing that poor lady at the coffee shop, they kicked us out and called the police -_-;;
Do you think it's alright to leave Crawford by himself with Weiss? I mean, I know he's our "all-knowing leader" and crap, but...is it safe to leave him with that pissed-off, Schwarz-hating, katana-wielding psychopath redhead in WEISS HQ? ...........Eh, like I care. He can fend for himself, let's get coffee already. I don't want to go back there, that redheaded woman is strange...=_=
-[Nagi wants to get away from this place]
*enters the flowershop through the front door* O_O!!!!!!!
What the heck is he *points at Crawford* doing here, and why aren't you guys doing anything about it?!?
Momoe-san can wait for 15 minutes! Schwarz is standing right here!! Or at least 25% of Schwarz, anyway...
-[Birman doesn't like bad traffic]
Fine, you can come farfie. You could always scare the register people and a few might give us mochas for free.
(OCC: it'd be so cool if farfie would visit my work and scare some of my coworkers....I'd give him a free mocha for it too ^_^ not out of fright of course)
*after walking for a few blocks nearing the Starbucks* We left Crawford alone at the Koneko....*evilly grins* I guess that's what happens when you reveil our location early.
-[Schu-schu is angry with Brad-brad]
[OOC: I havent been able to get on the computer a lot for various reasons. Im really sorry! ><]
*stabs at some of the flowers for amusement* Why do people love these plants so much? *grabs a daisy and shoves it in his mouth, eating it* Theyre just Vegetables. e_x; Schu, Can I come with? I want coffee. Coffee hurts god. *licks his knife*
-[Farfarello]
¬¬ I don't know Crawford, maybe it's because you have nothing better to do than to kidnap an old woman...
Fine, I'll do the stupid mission *rolls eyes* I don't want to handle any more stress *pinchs bridge of nose* I want Schwarz to go away and for Momoe-chan to appear so I don't have to go anywhere *mumbles*
[OOC: To the people playing the parts of Birman, Schoen and Farfarello, if you do not post, your characters are going to be taken out of the story.]
-[Aya-kun is now frustrated with the missing old woman]
I'm not scared either Nagi, but I'm going to start twisting people's heads inside out if some people don't start getting their act together. I know there's a Starbucks on the corner....I think they're trying to take over the world...
*sweatdrops at Omi's thoughts* noooooo kidding....I feel your pain kitten...well the mocha's calling me....
Why do I have this funny feeling that Manx is going to make them do something rather...interesting....hopefully Birman keeps her in line >_>;;; Hopefully......
-[Schuldich]
Um...sure, I'll come. Is it far, or are we walking. ¬¬ I need to get away from Weiss and Crawford for awhile. They're both scaring me right now.
*pauses* I'm Nagi. How can I be scared? O.o;;
-[Nagi, feeling kinda OOC]
"Maybe I went a little hard on Yohji. Oh well." Manx sighed, and noticed the Schwartz boys. She waved while glaring, and thinking *I should really get some Crawford x Nagi doujin...*
-[Manx likes doujinshi]
*sticks his head out his door* *blinks when he's face to face with Manx* Manx-san! We have a mission?
*notices Schwarz standing RIGHT THERE... in the shop* eetou... o_O; *massive sweatdrops*
You'd think since we're enemies and all we'd keep a better eye and keep them OUT of the shop. Maybe they're planning on buying flowers? Anou, flowers for what? They don't look like the type to like flowers. Yea, not every guy you meet is gonna know what peach blossoms mean, Omi.
*sighs and covers his face with his hand* *mutters to himself* I live in a flower shop with three guys.
-[Omi, three guys and a baby bee]
What about me Youji-kun?
[[OOC NOTE: I will not be here for another month or so..going on vacation. Bye bye.]]
-[Aya-chan]
*opens the door and nearly knocked into Schulderich and Nagi* I can't believe girlfriend #18 is married! She did not even inform me or something!
hey, Schulderich! where are you going? get me whatever you are buying. Nagi, enjoy the games that you have downloaded from you-know-who's laptop. Crawford, how are you? Farfello, stop getting blood all over the carpet. Ken, the seven-year-old, have dun wherever you are. Aya, get ready for the mission! Manx, i'll be in my room, and i'm not taking part in the mission. Birman, be a good girl and help Manx.
-[Youi is ignoring you-know-who.]
*rubs temples* ok...we wouldn't have been in the position if we didn't come in through the front door and kept silent to enact our original plan.....remind me again WHY we let ourselves get noticed by Weiss? Darkness my @ss. I'm gonna go get a latte.
Nagi. They scare you. Follow me. I need a mocha.
-[Schuldich needs some calming capaccino]
WHO IS MOMOE? *feels left out* It's not MY fault I've never come to the flower shop before? Is she one of Balinese's girlfriends or something? Um...Schuldig. They're giving us "interesting" looks. Do I WANT to know what they're thinking?
OOC: OH MY GOODNESS!!! Has anyone SEEN the new Weiss character designs?! T_T Pray with me that Schwarz has remained unchanged...ah, and yes, I know who Momoe is ^^;;
-[Nagi is unsettled]
*scoffs* Us? Schwartz? Kidnap Momoe? Please. First of all, you got to the flowershop while we were still at McDonalds. Second of all... *adjusts tie and straightens suit* we have more pride than that. As if we would ever waste our time with that little old lady.
-[Crawford's being dignified]
"That Youji...Fine, since he's too busy sulking & god knows what with girlfriend #18 -_-;, Aya, you and Omi can have this job. Just let me make a video of Persia pretending to be here so it can be official." Manx walked to Omi's room and knocked on teh door. "Omi! WOod you like a mission? I hope you and Aya can do it together."
-[Manx needs to buy blank tapes]
*pokes his head outside* I don't see Momoe-chan... who in the hell would kidnap her? *glares at Schwarz*... Would they go that low? =_=..
-[Aya-kun says... what the hell..]
Sure... blame everything on the playboy... *folds arm across chest* Manx, i will not be participating in this mission, and maybe like Aya-chan say, Momoe-chan is just outside... i'm going out to find girlfriend #18...
here, omi, you can have the laptop back. *throws laptop back to omi* *thinks* i'll think of other ways to play with you...
-[Youji is finding more girlfriends, you want to be his?]
The scary looking man over there with the orange hair said Momoe-chan is outside. Oh well I guess we're not going to go look for her....
-[Aya-chan]
"Youji, what are you going to do with a -broom-?" Manx looked worriedly at Aya, then the broom, sighed, had some yaoi-ish thoughts and loaded a clip into her gun. "You and Aya look around the stores first. Then we can assume Momoe-san was kidnapped. I try and salvage the hentai Omi-chan."
-[Manx doesn't like Youji with a broom]
I was NOT willingly looking at that stuff, Crawford...I stumbled upon it by accident. I thought it was their mission files. And who the heck is Momoe?
*installs games* Finally, something fun to do.
-[Nagi]
*opens the door a peek* I am NOT a hentai! That's Youji-kun's job! ><
*mutters to himself* I take one look at a porn site and they all gang up on me. I don't even LIKE naked women!
-[Omi, boku wa hentai janai yo! ><]
Actually the woman is out taking out the trash. She has some pretty boring thoughts....wait. Birman's thinking the psychos should get their act together cause it's time for them to start... Smart chick. I like her already.
Mataku...why did we have to actually arrive at the koneko at the door!? We gave away our location already...*sigh*
-[Schuldich's patience thins #>_<]
*arrives at Koneko**looks around* Let's see...my greatest rival team is made of a sister-obessesed swordsman, a laptop-hogging playboy, a washed-up soccer player, and a genki hentai-hacker...And now they're trying to look for a little old lady who ~probably~ just fell off the stairs and got knocked out. *rubs temples* Why didn't I just take the CIA's offer when I had the chance?
-[Crawford]
*pops up from nowhere* mayybe momoe-chan is in the bathroom or went somewhere.....or what Youji-kun said is true. ^_^ If you go looking for her can I come too?!?!?
-[Aya-chan]
*gasp* someone have kidnapped momoe-chan! Quick! This call for a mission. Omi! get out from the room, and start using the big white computer in the basement! don't think i'm going to return the laptop now...
wait a minute! how come the Schwarz are all gathered in the flower shop? if we are going to have a mission.. we can't have Schwarz standing around! *grabs broom*
-[Youji]
*thinks* Omi is into hentai now? What the hell... Everyone is turning into total fools now.. *shakes his head*
*looks around at the flowershop* Where did... where did Momoe-chan go? Wasn't she managing the store without us?!
-[Aya-kun is confused]
"Youji! Look what you did." Manx pushes Youji's hand off roughly, fire in her eyes. "Look how you made, poor, cute, hentai-ish Omi feel!" Manx says, while thinking, *I need some Yaoi.*
-[Manx wants her doujinshi]
*gets into car* Fine, fine, fine, we'll follow them back to the flowershop...waaaaaaiiiiiiit. *vision* Nagi...that was NOT the type of info you were supposed to get from the Bombay's laptop!!!
-[Crawford's visions show all]
... *turns bright red as Youji shows them his files* ...
*can't believe this is all happening* ...
*clenches his fists* ... *takes a deep breath and smiles brightly at them*
Manx-san, Aya-kun, Birman-san... Youji-kun, excuse me but I'll be going to my room now. If there's a mission briefing, just knock on the door. *gives them another smile and heads to his room*
-[Omi]
Yoz! Manx! Glad that you are here! *tries to put arm around Manx* Birman is here too! ^^
i'm not causing trouble... i'm protecting Genki-chan from getting his mind polluted with all this stuff... *opens the folder and shows Manx. Birman and Aya what documents are in it* now, you see why? *looking brotherly*
*looks at omi* don't worry, when there a mission you will get back your laptop, eventually... *evil grin* *looks into the folder again* BTW, where did you get al this stuffs?
-[youji clings onto the laptop ^^]
"Youji, are you sure that's safe? Even with all of Omi's security, they might find files - or worse, some of your...unmentionables...."
-[Manx's annoyed]
I think we should follow Weiss. Although that flower shop of theirs...eh. *sips coffee* *wishes Tot were back*
*continues monitoring Bombay's laptop* He's not typing anything on it. Strange, doesn't he usually use that laptop? Hm...what's this file? "Omi's not secret stuff"? Maybe it's a codename for their mission files. *clicks*
...
Oh my.
-[Nagi, the surprises never end]
Manx walked into the room, rubbing Omi's head and playfully slapping Youji's. "Youji, still always causing trouble? I hope the mission is proceeding -on- schedule."
-[Manx is exhausted with Youji]
*nods, agreeing with Aya-kun* Un! Just give me my laptop back, Youji-kun! Besides, I'll need it to research for our missions!
*pokes him* Unless YOU want to do all the researching.
-[Omi, hell hath no fury like a konekos' scorn]
*mutters* Youji! Hurry up and just give Omi his laptop back! You're lucky Aya-chan was here... would've run you over myself... =_=, those Schwarz bastards better not have touched anything on that laptop otherwise I'll have their heads *clenches fist upon steering wheel* We're going back to the shop, hurry up and get into the car whoever the hell is coming back with me. *narrows eyes*
-[Ran's irritated]
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