And it's gonna be continued tomorrow 'coz I got work, again, from 10:30-7. Hot damn, my weekends suck.
So yeah, I need more Fullmetal Alchemist. I've been listening to the opening/ending songs for the different seasons and they're all so good, it pisses me off that I only have 7 episodes...out of 51.
I seriously need a cable modem.
Well anyway, what else has been good? Oh, Bleach. What a fuggin great manga. The artwork is awesome, the story, at first, is a little slow, but once it picks up, jesus christmas do things get crazy. And it's so funny! Just as funny as Fullmetal Alchemist, it's great. Ichigo, Ishida, and Chad are just...boss. Uh, Asian Kung Fu Generation is good stuff also. Porno Graffiti is nice, some of their songs reach out into pop but they back it up with some rock. They're definitely not hard, but they're good.
Yes, I need more anime...
Tetsu Swiveled @08:20 p.m. on Saturday, September 25, 2004
Tetsu Loves Waking Up Early!
Tetsu Pick: Nana Kitade-Unerasable Sin
Two days in a row, even. He's a monster. No no, he's a God. A bass God.
So I saw my Cornball yesterday. Dear god, what a good day. Spending the entire day with someone you care a whole lot about, then chillin' with your homies and smokin' some black and milds and a cigar...yeaaaaah, I'm growin' up.
I love everything today.
Hell, I almost loved work, if...you know, it wasn't work. See, I woke up early to get my Cornball yesterday, that was good. I woke up early today for work, and that...well, let's face it, that sucked. And the day wasn't looking too good until I startin crackin some jokes and shit, basically making the day great for myself. And then, hahaaaaa, I finally came home. An hour earlier than my previous shifts 'coz they shortened my fridays. Yeah, I was expectin' to do somethin today, but no, it is to be a boring day again. But I did draw this!
I heart you too.
Yeah, dunno what else to do tonight. Prolly draw some more, I did kinda make a promise to myself to get crackin on some projects. With that said...::grabs a rocket pack and flies into a marshmallow::
Tetsu Swiveled @07:59 p.m. on Friday, September 24, 2004
Tetsu Loves Mowing the Lawn!
Tetsu Pick: Vinett-Kaze no Yuuwaku
And if he keeps it up, I'll give him a shiny nickel!
Man, firstly I hate mandatory chores. The shit like cleaning your room, vacuuming, walking your dog...when you're told to do them, they suck so badly. But, when you decide to do them on your own, for some reason it's not as bad.
One thing that will always be, however, is mowing the lawn. I hate mowing the lawn with a passion, only 'coz everytime I have to do it, it's hot, I have dog shit to pick up, and the shavings of grass get everywhere. I had grass in places I didn't even know I had.
And the dirt. Gah.
Regardless, I finished it quickly. I also managed to get 12 hours of sleep, which is 4 more than a normal human's, and 4 more I shouldn't have really had but decided to stay in bed for the better good of the world. Now I know why My Cornball loves it so much.
Yeah, speaking of the lovely Lez Pez, I hung out with her yesterday, going to various silly places such as the car fixing shop place (eloquence, i say~), pizza hut, and...ah, we got gas. Then we came back to my house, my parents were around, it was obie kabie.
By the way, ice isgood, cornball. So good.
Yeah I got work today, let's see how that treats me.
Tetsu Swiveled @04:26 p.m. on Tuesday, September 21, 2004
Tetsu Loves Picking Up A Pirate's Parents!
Tetsu Pick: L'Arc~En~Ciel- Shutting From the Sky
And I dare you to say that three times fast!
Yeah, I couldn't do it. So lemme see, the last blog was...a while ago, so I'll tell you my life as I remember it.
Friday I went to work and did shit else afterwards. Saturday, I went to work...early...and when I got home, I waited for my Cornball who came over and we vegetated 'til late in the night. Then today, I worked, and picked up my parents from the airport 'coz they went on a cruise. Yeah, it was sweet, having an entire week off from yelling, mandatory chores, the whole parent shebang-bang.
I gotta say, this past week was good for me. I realized that, if it ever came down to it, I could make it on my own. I managed to do all the junk my parents do, see my cornball, and hold my job without going crazy, so I'd have to say I'm proud of myself. It's good to know I've got a job that pays well enough for me to live on my own, and have someone who cares about me, and all that. Granted, being alone most of the time would suck, but for what it's worth, this past week was a good ride.
But reality will kick in soon, which means it'll go back to the yelling, back to the mandatory chores 'coz i'll tell ya, it's not bad cleaning up when it's on your time. I actually didn't mind cleaning up the house, which is saying a whole helluva lot.
Hooray for me!
Yes well tomorrow I see my Cornball again, and then the rest of the day shall be awesomeness. Rejoice in awesomeness!
Tetsu Swiveled @11:14 p.m. on Sunday, September 19, 2004
Tetsu Loves Burning Old Women!
Tetsu Pick: Janne Da Arc-Shining Ray
And I'll tell ya, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Gah, I thought it was gonna be a nice day today. I woke up early, which sucked, but the Last Dragon was on, which was awesome since I love that movie. LEROY! WHO'S THE MASTER!
I'll tell you who, good ol' Sho'nuff. I love that big afro'd black man. So yes, I went to work after that good ass morning...and it just sucked. I mean completely, it couldn't have been good with the exception of knowing I would leave that godawful place. My soul was in pain, dealing with these morons that were apparently made to make me crazy. Gah, I do not like people, I want them all dead.
And I'll live on a ship with the select few I deem worthy of life. Hurrah and rejoice!
Ok shutup. So I deposited my check after work, found out my schedule, and overall came home and relaxed. I've been watching Fullmetal Alchemist since Momo was kind and generous enough to let me borrow his burned CDs. Meebos meebos.
Um...that's it.
Tetsu Swiveled @07:53 p.m. on Friday, September 17, 2004
Tetsu Loves Corn!
Tetsu Pick: Plastic Tree- Inori
But not as much as this slick pie-rate!
So I saw my Cornball today, and she made my day on 4 separate occasions. That woman, she's....she's gonna be the death of me. So yes, the whole time with her was really really friggin' great, and then I went to see the fellowship, which was very good as well. We went out to eat, then went to the movies to see Cellular, which was good, though the acting was a bit dry. I'm sorry, Kim Basinger was just all about shaking like a crack addict, and Jason Statham just loved makin' scary eyes more than he did slippin' in an out of an accent. Or it's just the way he talks, either way it's odd. But Chris Evans, aka the Human Torch, was cool in it. And Jessica Biel...wow. One hot, hot broad.
Yeah, got work tomorrow from 11-6, and after that...I dunno what the hell I'm doing. Hopefully something spectacular. Prolly not, my life is boring.
Tetsu Swiveled @12:12 a.m. on Friday, September 17, 2004
Tetsu Loves Food Shopping!
Tetsu Pick: The Man Revolution- Gunjoh
Well, he can go and do it from now on, that shit is annoying.
That, and I found out I'm really good at it. I managed to waste less than $20 and come back with some serious goods. I so rock.
Yeah, I woke up at 1 again, showered and all that good stuff and then went food shoppin' 'coz me, my brother, and my dog have been starving the past couple of days. I come home, put everything away and make some lunch when my Cornball calls (too late today, you didn't wake me up >D), and we talked for a bit before she got ready to come home. So then I went to Momo's house, and he told me some news and all that jazz. Afterwards, came home, cleaned up a bit, talked to my Cornball, and then went to work, which I just came back from. All in all, a normal day.
I feel so domestic.
Yeah, tomorrow I sees my Cornball, and then hanging out with Momo and possibly the Plank.
Oh, I have new pics up. I shall show you all of them in...no particular order. You love me:
Niikura of the Sand: I made this for good ol' Niikura after I came up with that silly nickname. It always reminded me of Gaara of the sand, and I just put it together. For those who don't know, Niikura is a character from my Cornball's story.
Niikura Sama: Yep, another Niiku-rama-sama pic. I rock, don't I?
Akio: Yes, THE Akio. I drew this pic in the dead of night, and I likies the mucho. You're welcome.
Akabane: Ahhhh, good ol' happy knife slice slice killer from Getbackers, isn't he just the coolest?
Skye and Daita: Oh my dear jesus, do I love this picture. I surprised myself with the way it came out, and that's an amazing feat. I'm thinking of making this a layout sometime soon, I dunno...
Is that all?
You're damn right it is.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:28 p.m. on Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Tetsu Loves to Buy Things!
Tetsu Pick: Final Fantasy OST- Cloud's Theme
And he uses my money, the lovable bastard.
So since nobody's home anymore, I kept thinking I needed to wake up 'coz they were bound to come home at any moment, like they usually do. Then I remembered they weren't going to, so I slept in 'til about 1 today.
And then Lez Pez called me.
Yeah, she woke me up, again, and she apologized for it, again, and I told her not to worry 'coz I'd rather have her wakin' me up anytime, again. It's a cycle, people, a cycle of agains.
So yeah, woke me up, and I proceeded to do nothing. I did manage to see the second episode of the Surreal Life, and I gotta tell you, I love Flava Flav. That man...as ugly as he is, carries the show. He's the funniest.
Flavor Flaaaaaav!
I love it! Cheesy Cheeeeeeeeese!
Woo. So yeah, talked to my Cornball for majority of the day, which was the bestest. Then I went to work, which just ate up my precious lazy time, and now I'm here, back into my lazy groove. And it grooves nicely.
Yeah, prolly the same thing tomorrow, 'coz there ain't shit to do around here and Cornball's got school. In any case, I leave you with this!
...yeah, nothing. Go away.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:53 p.m. on Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Tetsu Loves Pirate Hats!
Tetsu Pick: GLAY-Rhapsody
And you know, I do, too.
So I had one slammin' day today. Yeah, I said slammin', do somethin' about it. I woke up around 10:30 'coz my dog had come into my room (i left the gate down as my parents are away), and he bothered me. Woke up, showered, took care of my mutt, then waited for Lez Pez to call me and tell me to come pick her up. So yeah, all that happened, and we hung out for the entire day.
I bought a pirate hat today. See, they have the halloween store already open at the mall, and me and the Cornball walked inside, and we found the pirate hat, along with other piratey goods. Well, I managed to get the hat down from it's pillar of annoyance, and proceeded to put it on and run around the store in glee. So naturally, I bought the hat, and am wearing it as we speak. Or type, 'coz I'm typing.
Yeaaah, well we came back to my house, and looked at old pictures for Cornball's highschool days. She knew a google of asians. Is that what you'd call 'em? You know, you've got a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions, so then a google of asians? A spread of hispanics? I have no idea.
Yeah, home alone now, and I got work tomorrow and wednesday so I won't be doing much. Thursday, however, is mucho the goodness. Just trust me, I am the Pirate King and I have the hat to prove it.
Tetsu takes things from Cheesy's Cornball:
1. Aikawa Nanase - Heard of the broad, but never heard.
2. Aliene Ma'riage - Who with the what now?
3. Amadeus - Composer, right? Why's he in JRock?
4. Amuro Namie - Yeah I've got a song or two from her
5. Arashi - Irassgaimase! I dunno this bitch.
6. Baiser - I think I've heard them. No.
7. Blood - Nope.
8. BoA - I've heard about her, apparently she's this korean chick that did like, one song in japanese or something. Or I'm wrong.
9. BOOWY - I once knew a kid named Bowie. Not the same.
10. Bonnie Pink - Heard of her, but never listened to a song.
11. Breath - Dante?
12. The Brilliant Green - Heard of 'em. I'll give 'em a try.
13. Buck-Tick - We've talked about this before.
14. Bump of Chicken - Momo's told me about 'em, says they're good. I dunno, never heard 'em, and the name irks me.
15. B'z - Heard a song before, they're ok.
16. Cali//Gari - Hi, I don't know you.
17. Camino - Gab loves 'em! Never heard 'em though.
18. Chachamaru - Chacha~ Yeah, he guitars for Gackt. Never heard him solo.
19. Chemistry - Hypothesis: They're a band I've never heard of. Test it out.
20. Core of Soul - Heard of 'em but not them.
21. Da Pump - Yeah they did the theme song for Tenjou Tenge. Congratulations, it's ok.
22. Day After Tomorrow - Nah, heard of 'em but never heard.
23. Dir en grey - African dancing? Yeah, Diru rocks.
24. Do As Infinity - Fukai Moriiiii....is a great song. DAI kicks some serious shit.
25. Due le Quartz - Never heard 'em, but the Meever comes from 'em.
26. Duel Jewel - WOOOO! This band is great, their style is just...haunting. I love 'em.
27. EE Jump - Sounds like me when I'm excited.
28. Every Little Thing - They're alright. Tetsu's going out with one of those bitches, yay Tetsu!
29. FAKE - Yeah, have you heard them? 'Coz I have, and they rock the socks.
30. Fatima - Heard of them but not them
31. FEEL - Never heard of them
32. Fukuyama Masaharu - That's me, I moonlight as a japanese j-rocker
33. Gackt - THE MAGIC MAN! Quit fallin' down holes!
34. Garnet Crow - Hi, no.
35. Glay - Dude, without Glay, you're just an empty soul.
36. Globe - Heard of them but not them
37. The Gospellers - Go away.
38. Goto Maki - Never heard of her
39. Hamasaki Ayumi - Gackt can destroy her. I like one of her songs, I don't know what it's called. Had it on a jpop Cd i burned.
40. hide - Anyone who kills themselves for being a sad drunkard is usually worth listening to. Pink Spider!
41. Himuro Kyosuke - Hi, my name is I don't know you.
42. Hirosue Ryoko - You must not be special coz I dunno who you are.
43. Hotei Tomoyasu - Your friend up there is lonely. Join him in the loser bin.
44. Humming Bird - Seems like you got somethin in common with 41-43, why don't you go talk to them!
45. Hyde - How much can you say about Hyde without saying too much? Yeah you can't. The sexiest, very talented vocalist is not only awesome, but deep. You rock my socks, Hyde.
46. Janne Da Arc - Good, but nothing to brag about. I like 'em.
47. Judy and Mary - What, are they special? Move 'em along.
48. Kagrra - Ohhh Kagrra and I get along well. Me likies the Kaggra.
49. Kana - Kana tell you somethin? I dunno who you are.
50. Kanno Yoko - Dude, Yoko Kanno...she friggin rocks. She's like, the queen of anime music.
51. Kick the Can Crew - Neh.
52. Kinki Kids - They danced with Gackt on a tv show, right? Right?
53. Kiroro - Isn't this a character from an anime, somwhere? Get famous.
54. Klaha - Hi, I'm here 'coz Gackt took my place in Malice Mizer and went on to be completely famous and sexy. I suck.
55. Kuraki Mai - Hm? Yeah, you're nobody.
56. Kuroyume/SADS - Kiyoharu, you're ugly but Jo loves you. Rock it!
57. /ucifer - Ahhhh datenshi bluuuuuuuuuuu~ueee! Yeah they're ok.
58. La'cryma Christi - Underappreciated band, one of my favorites.
59. La'Mule - Heard of them but not them
60. Laputa - Their name sounds dirty.
61. L'Arc~en~Ciel - My favorite band ever. Just...no, you can't say anything about L'Arc if you don't know, 'coz you're worthless then.
62. Lareine - Dunno yoooou
63. Luna Sea - Um...no. Yeah just kidding, this band is friggin' awesome. Ryuichi, though an idiot, can sing his ass off. I'd say restart without him, but it wouldn't be the same without him. And you can't bring in someone like Yuna (from Sugi's project The Flare) 'coz he's much too young and all. But still, awesome.
64. Madeth Gray'll - No?
65. Malice Mizer - Hear so many things but all I know is Gackt was once the vocalist, and then he became magic and went on his own.
66. Matsuura Aya - My brother worships her. She's ok, very very pop.
67. Miyavi - Sometimes I like him, other times no. His songs sound like a garbled mess.
68. Morning Musume - What, the entire village of 'em? How many are they at now, 150? Jesus, nobody needs that many people on stage, unless you're a rapper.
69. Mr. Children - With a name like this, he should be in jail.
70. Nakashima Mika - Heard her, she's good. Her eyes are creepy, like Neji from Naruto.
71. New Sodmy - with a name like that, I ain't listenin.
72. Oblivion Dust - I've only heard one song, but with Kentaro James Shibuya Lloyd as the vocalist...yeah, they have to rock.
73. Onitsuka Chihiro - Noooo~
74. Penicillin - It's all about Sexy Commando~
75. Pierrot - Kirito=ugly. Takeo=cool, Aiji=sexy guitar tosser, Kohta=diesel bassist. There's one missing, right? I dunno, but they kick ass.
76. Plastic Tree - Ooooh my new addiction. Yes, me likies the Plastic Tree, but Ryutaro needs a lollipop or somethin.
77. Porno Graffiti - I wanna hear them
78. Psycho le Cemu - Para para as we fight monsters, whatcha gon do about that, bitch!?
79. Puffy - black j-rocker? Yeah, I know those two girl ruffians, they're...ok.
80. Rag Fair - stones?
81. Raphael - heard of but no hear
82. Red Warriors - You...no.
83. Sakai Noriko - You all need to go visit the 40s and join their band of losers nobody knows of.
84. Sayaka - same goes to you, jerkface
85. Sex Machineguns - I prolly should hear?
86. Shazna - Yes, and a cinnamon raisin bagel to go.
87. Shiina Ringo - She's awesome, but you can't sit and listen to her constantly. Her latest album is good.
88. Shimatani Hitomi - You know if you got a cool name like this, be famous.
89. Siam Shade - Yeaaaaaah, I stole their guitarist's name for my new character! I love Siam Shade, they have some good songs, though you can tell their age.
90. SMAP - What's this, an acronym? Must stand for: Sorry, Missing Albums due to low Popularity.
91. Sons Of All Pussys (S.O.A.P.) - Good stuff, Sakura's pretty nuts on the drums. Naturally Ken's an awesome guitarist, and that dude Ein...his voice can be irritating but he's good.
92. SPEED - Did you have to capitalize the entire name, huh? You loser, this is why you fail.
93. Spiky - Didn't even know Masa was in this band. Gackt should whip him.
94. Spitz - Ew.
95. Takui - Word, Takui! He's good, I can listen to his songs for a good while.
96. Tetsu69 - I'm sorry, d-did you just ask me who Tetsu69 is? Do you not see my page? Do you not know that Ogawa Tetsuya is my own personal bass god? Get out of here, I shouldn't even finish this goddamn survey. But Tetsu can't sing, his voice hurts my heart.
97. TM Revolution - ::sigh:: Yes, I'm a fan. He does actually make good music. His latest stuff, at least, his older songs aren't as good.
98. Transtic Nerve - Nepos.
99. Uematsu Nobuo - Hello, only the guy who makes Final Fantasy music so unbelievably awesome! God bless his japanese heart, he knows how to convey a moment with his songs.
100. Utada Hikaru - She's hot. God, and she can sing. And her songs are great. Come to me Hikki~
101. Velvet Eden - Never heard of them
102. Vidoll - Heard of them but not them
103. W-inds - see above
104. Wyse - see above
105. X Japan - Like the ballads only
106. Yaida Hitomi - Never heard of her
107. The Yellow Monkey - Heard of them but not them
108. Youjeen - Never heard of her
109. Zigzo - Heard of them but not them
110. Zone - Never heard of them
Tetsu Swiveled @08:47 p.m. on Monday, September 13, 2004
Tetsu Loves Waking Up Early!
Tetsu Pick: Plastic Tree- Merankorikku
But sadly, I do not.
You see, last night my Cornball and I went out with the swashbuckling duo I call my parents. Just dinner, but that proved to be funny and embarrassing, not only for me but for the both of us. My father...is not of this world. Hell, he's the reason I am who I am, but still, he's crazy. My silly craziness can never add upto his, and this can be cause for embarrassment. It was still good times though, even when I had to take my Cornball home (which sucked), but we ended up staying on the phone 'til 3:30. Now, my parents...my dad, actually, had been bothering me about taking him to the airport at 4 in the morning.
Okay, I've told him since they decided this trip i work on sundays, and i work early. My dad couldn't grasp this concept and insisted (more like forced) that I go. However, my mom said i wouldn't have to, my brother would be more than enough 'coz there's not a lot of room in the SUV for me and everyone else goin on the trip. So yeah, I'm peacefully sleeping after talking to Lez Pez, when suddenly my dad bursts into my room...at 5am...to tell me I'm going.
Fuck. I wanted to kill.
Yeah well, through much agitation I went to my cousin's house, since we had to pick everyone up first, and then my mom, who had been angry the entire ride 'coz my dad messed up the wake up time, told me i didn't have to go and i should stay at my aunt's until my brother comes to pick me up.
ahem...WHY WAS I WOKEN UP IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Needless to say I was very pissed off. So I did as told, my brother got me, I yelled at anyone around me, then got home and went back to sleep, only to wake up at 9:30 to get ready for work. I thought this was gonna be a horrible day, but it turned out to be nice. Now tomorrow, tomorrow will be so great, worlds will cease to turn.
I...am hanging out with my Cornball...the entire day.
Ohhhh, a week without having my parents is the bestest ever! I love me! Go me!
Tetsu Swiveled @08:06 p.m. on Sunday, September 12, 2004
The Pirate King...Feels the Humidity!
Tetsu Pick: L'Arc~En~Ciel-Bravery
Man, do something about it!
I friggin' hate the heat...and it sucks 'coz outside is all cold, but in here it's like someone's stewing humans. It's horrible...
So yeah, I worked today. It was the usual, I was glad to leave and now I have another day off 'coz they owed it to me. I so rock the socks. Nothing new or interesting, really...been drawing up a storm as of late as thanks to my new idea, but I still really don't have anything as far as a story. I have a bit of something, thanks to Jo, and that helps out a lot. Thank you Jo, if I rock one sock then surely you rock the other.
Us cool people rock.
Erm...you ever listen to a CD, and you like it but you really don't think it's the best until you've heard every other CD by the same band and realize that the one you previously listened to was actually pretty goddamn good? Yeah, I'm feeling that way with L'Arc's REAL album. I loved it before, don't get me wrong, but I always thought that Ark was their best. I mean, it did carry majority of their best songs. However, looking back at it all I have to say that REAL really stands on its own, and that's good. It doesn't need the best songs to make it a great CD, it shows that L'Arc came a long way from where they used to be, and it's a style that...I dunno, to me kind of signified their want for a time away. There's just something about the songs that make you feel like someone wants to leave. I love it a lot though, but I have to say that SMILE is a masterpiece. Only 10 songs, but damnit each and every one has something in it that makes you wanna listen to 'em all.
I think it was also Ken's time to shine, though he did a lot in the previous albums. His guitar solos are at their peak, they're completely great. And hearing them live, and how he can improvise them...yeah, Ken is at his best now. Tetsu's a demon on the bass, we know this, and Yuki can drum his way around the world, he rocks. Hyde is, of course, Hyde. There's only so much you can say about him, 'coz he always aims to please. In his past, his lives weren't the best though, 'coz he just had difficulty hitting his notes and it was, at times, painful. But after seein' 'em live, I think he's finally got the hang of it, and that's great.
Okay, enough of my L'Arc review. I'm currently d/l Janne Da Arc, and yes, the rest of Seventh Heaven from TM Revolution. Leave me alone, he makes good songs!
I get to watch cartoons today, eeeee!
Tetsu Swiveled @02:13 a.m. on Saturday, September 11, 2004
The Pirate King...Eats a lot of Pizza!
Tetsu Pick: Takui- No More No Doubt
Jeezus meezus I'm bored.
But today was so good ^_^ I wokeup around 11 or so, and then Cornball called me at 11:30 to let me know her class let out early, so I could see her earlier than planned.
Imagine my excitement.
So I showered and all that fancy stuff, actually got to her place before she did (note: I rock), and then when she got there, we came to my house and watched the Surreal Life as my dad came home and all. Now, I love my father, I mean...I'm his spitting image, just watered down (So I'm his watered image, 'coz spit is...spit, it's nasty), but man oh man did he just take my time today. I know what you're thinking, "But Cheesey, you get to see your Cornball more often, you can't be greedy." Well I say to you,
Yes, yes I can. 'Coz I'm the Pirate King, I invented greed. One of the seven deadly sins? Who you think gave God that idea? Come on.
So anyhoo, we sat and talked to Old Man Gouda for a while, or...you know, couple of hours, in which he managed to irritate me with ordering pizza, embarrass me with stories of my youth (but he was kidding!), and then, overall just be like me, or perhaps the other way around since I get it from him. It's all cool though, it's how he be, and if it weren't for him, Ol' Cheesey wouldn't be around.
So yeah, Lez Pez and I chilled for sometime before I finally had to let her go. ::Insert sad music:: But yeah, giant baby heads stretching out-
Sorry, Friends is on.
Yeah, so I came home, read Bleach which is good shit, it's funny and full of monster killing, you can't complain. Well you could, but then you come off looking like an anus. You wanna look like that? Huh? HUH?! I thought not.
You know, my dog is a jerk. Yeah he's cute and shit, but he starves for attention. Now, I know what you're thinking again, "But Cheesey, he's a dog, he needs love and attention!", and I wholeheartedly agree. It's just, my dog gets a lot of it. And when he doesn't, he pulls some jerk-ass move so you pay attention to him. Basically, my dog is an attention whore.
Imma go back to re-writing my chapter 14, in the meantime, you all need to post who you like in my little contest, like...now. Right now.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:57 p.m. on Thursday, September 9, 2004
The Pirate King...Put Gel in His Hair!
Tetsu Pick: Pierrot-Barairo No Sekai
'Coz I love continuing stuff later in the night:
Here's the villain part of the so-called contest I'm running, 'coz...I have nothing better to do. He's nameless for now, and I originally had just one sketch for him but I got to drawin' and I made a couple more, so now I need feedback on who it should be. There's:
Villain #1: He's got that bad guy look to him, evil smile, a bit of sexiness. I like this one.
Same villain: The sexiness.
Villain #2: Very underestimated. I wanted to make him J-rockerish, but I didn't add much to him 'coz...well, it's 1:30 in the morning, I'm tired.
Villain #3: I like him 'coz he's got the emperor evil look to him. I can see this guy cuttin' someone up and commanding minions to do his evil deeds. I dunno though...
Edited for your safety
Contest!
And a lousy one at that 'coz there's no prize other than the satisfaction of knowing whichever one you choose might make it. Actually, prolly not, I just wanna know what you all think. See, I'm going to make a new story sometime in the future, and I made sketches of my main character, Daita. Now, there's 3, and I already chose which one I liked, but I'd just like to know which one you guys like the most. Theeeere's:
Daita #1: I like this one 'coz he looks pretty bad ass. Long ass bandana, jerkish face, it was what I wanted Daita to be. He's definitely got the attitude.
Daita #2:I made him demon-like, with the pointy ears and funky eyes. The scarf is boss.
Daita #3: THIS is Daita. I love this one, he's got good detail, I love his scarf/cape, and that sword is awesome. He looks like a quail, and I've already dubbed him Ol' Quail Bangs. Shut up.
Oh right, back to the blog...
...And damnit, I regret it. Somewhat. My hair came out nice, it's just...I hate the gel feeling. Now anytime I touch my hair, my hands are gonna be all icky. It was only a bit though, 'coz I don't ever wanna overdo it.
You know I was thinking that for Otakon next year, I should go as one of my drawings. Now now, I've said this before so it's not really much of a surprise, but I was lookin' at my latest character Daita, and..I could pull his look off. Except for his quail-like bang on the hair...and that fact that his hair isn't black, it's like platinum blue-ish (is there such a thing? I say there is.)...but it shouldn't be too hard.
Well yeah, genius thinking for today. Anyhoo, I've been semi-busy; I went to some lousy party on saturday, saw Hero on sunday (which was friggin' awesome, mind you), and did nothing on monday. I did, however, see Cornball yesterday (note: good fucking day), and I was late to work 'coz of it. Like I'm complaining.
So yeah, today I didn't do shit but wake up, play Bujingai, and read Getbackers 4 which was good. Shido rocks, as noted by my little icon in the fanlisting section. Oh, you love it, I know you do!
Got work today, which is why I decided to blog now. Not like there's some spectacular event to happen, my work day always goes like this: work, annoying customers, carts, home. There, I saved myself 5 minutes.
See you chumps tomorrow. Maybe.
Tetsu Swiveled @05:02 p.m. on Wednesday, September 8, 2004
The Pirate King...Has a Good Fucking Day!
Tetsu Pick: Siam SHADE-Kumori Nochi Hare
01. Who was the first J-rock Band you heard?: Glay, actually. I burned a J-Pop CD and it had some GLAY songs: However and Kimi Ga Iru. I love KGI.
Good fucking day.
Tetsu Swiveled @11:09 p.m. on Tuesday, September 7, 2004
And damnit, it's been boring. With the exception of My Cornball texting me and waking me up (And stop bein sorry!), nothing special has happened today. I've had an idea for a new story, I went to some party on saturday that was just...bleh, and I've worked the entire weekend, but that's about it. I'm bored, and there's been nothin to do today but play my bass. I'm drawing now, but it's really not that much fun. I would re-write my chapter 14, but I'm not much in the mood right now. Eh. I'm gonna chase my dog.
Tetsu Swiveled @05:40 p.m. on Monday, September 6, 2004
I edit! 1. Dir-en-grey?: Kyo is a creepy little man. I like their music, actually, even though it's hard. And Kaoru! KAORUUUUUUUUU! I can tell him apart from Totchi now, even though it's really not that hard. And of course, Toshiya is an awesome bassist. Well, hello there Yugi-boy @_^ ::cough:: Yeaaaah, anyway bloopies everyone. Lemme see, last night, or earlier this morning, whatever, I went to bed 'coz I was completely tired. And I have my reasons for such, so shut up, god... Yeah well, had some good ass sleep, but I had a dream that, when I woke up, I felt really lonely. And sad. Eh, I assume if you're lonely it's a given that you're sad, so yeah, that's how I felt. I was visibly upset at work in the morning because of this, and also...hell, work at 10:30=miserable me. I snapped out of it quickly when I finished reading Gravitation aaaaaaaand drew a nice picture during my break. I also found out I get another day off this week on the count of Labor Day and all, so weee and wizzles! Wizzles? Did...D-did I just...I just say...w-wiz- Ok you know what, I did. *winking means you're horny*, eh? In that case, I'm a horny Pirate King 'coz I just realized I wink a lot. Excelsior! Another cliffhanger! Damnit, I'm so surprised right now, I just want to jump into your...mind, yeah, I almost lost myself there, heh heh... EHHHHHHHHH!. That is all. Gone on a saturday night?! How unlike you. AOL on a cellphone? That is just absurd. I have it, too, though I just don't use it. 'Coz it's money. And let's face it, me and my Cornball text each other on a daily basis, I'm poor 'coz of her. S'okay, me hearts yoo. That's it, contrary to popular belief, I'm not that interesting. I just come this way.
Tetsu Swiveled @07:54 p.m. on Saturday, September 4, 2004
::Frustration:: So yeah, had work at 11 today. It was all part of my genius plan to not work the night so that way I could be free to do whatever i choose, today being me seeing my Cornball. I got to see some lady get taken out of Costco in handcuffs 'coz she's a filthy shoplifter. I mean seriously, for all the shit I talk about Costco, they will run a serious lawsuit up your ass if you shoplift. They are quick to that shit. Yeaaaah, anyway I hung out with Lez Pez, and that was mucho the fun. We watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit twice in my living room 'coz we caught the ending first and then it came back on so we decided to watch it all. In the middle of that, my big ol' bastard dog kept bothering us, and after much commotion we finally got him to be good. ::Sigh:: Tomorrow I had work at 10:30, I get out at 7 and then I'm supposed to go to a party with the Momo. Other than that, this blog is pretty much done. Yowza!
Tetsu Swiveled @12:36 a.m. on Saturday, September 4, 2004
Geertee feet, ah gats no rivm! Ohhhhh Hyde, you're one sexy man but damnit, you're such a fob. It's ok, I liked your cover...just, you know, learn english. Otherwise we're gonna have the Baltimore Crabs incident aaaaalll over again. Ahr you haveen foooon!? ME TOOOOO! Ahhhhhh, I love that. Did you eat crap!? Sadly, no, no Hyde, I did not. I'm lonely. And sad. Nobody's around, everyone has something to do and I've done everything I'm supposed to, so...::sigh:: So Shiina Ringo is my new addiction. This crazy girl has some funky as all hell songs, and her high-pitched voice ("Your voice is too high-pitched, I can't understand you!"-Ahhhh, good ol' Fuji TV) plays so well on the songs, it doesn't matter that it could be potentially annoying. So as I was saying, I'm just here. As much as I wished for summer to be over, I kinda wish it weren't now...at least in the summer, all the good stuff happened. If you...date back from May, I took My Cornball to Six Flags for her birthday, which was lots of fun and earned me serious lover points. You know it did... Then, in June...actually, what the hell happened in June? I think Cornball and I just hung out more than usual, which was, you know...friggin' awesome. In July, things got better. Everyone was around for my birthday, including Lez Pez, and that was lots of fun. Then, my graduation party, where... Something happened. I can't say 'coz, well...actually, I have no good reason. Other people do. And uh...I have no good reason. Did I just repeat myself? Repeat? Repeat? Okay, now I did. Happiness, ain't it some shit? Oh I forgot, around June I met Akio! The Akio-ness!!!! In May I got to meet Jun, whom I was actually a tad afraid of 'coz I heard she was one hell of a jerk. Which she is. But she's also really cool. And Akiooooo, you are the cool! Lemme see...Oh right, after my grad party would be Otakon, which...shit, I don't even need to explain. All the best stuff happened there, and it's a memory I won't ever forget. Then in early August, we all slept over Akiolio's house, which was fun 'coz we mixed silly drinks and laughed so much, I tried a cigarette (which, in actuality, I didn't 'coz I didn't do it right but hey, smoke in mouth=smoking), and then had that awesome lunch, courtesy of Mama Akio, aka the chef of heaven. Late august, or to be exact, this past monday, Cornball came to my house. Tee hee. And yeah, thus ends my beautiful summer. Now, of course there was the bad, since starting from May I had no idea where I stood in certain aspects of life, and then the horrible experiences at work, and the constant fights with my family until just recently, everything's working out just fine. I mean, I got the girl of my dreams, a good paying job, and lots of free time on my hands. The only problem is, what to do with this free time...I'm gonna punch a squirrel.
Tetsu Swiveled @02:46 p.m. on Thursday, September 2, 2004
'Coz I have nothing better to do... Fuck juggling. Whoever made this stupid thing up had better be good and dead, 'coz they're an asshole. Fuck. A message from the Pirate King: So sleeping in late is fun. I wokes up at about 1 'coz I wasn't in the mood to wake up for anything else. It was just one of those days where...damnit, you think to yourself "is my life so important at the moment that I have something that needs to be done?" And then you remember, no, no it's not. So sleep, I'll wake you up when I need you. So I stayed up last night learning how to juggle. The concept isn't that hard: throw at eye level, when the object reaches the peak of the toss, toss the other object into the the air and proceed to grab said falling object. It's just, doing that consecutively that's the problem. Why am I learning to juggle, you ask? I dunno, it's something I've always wanted to do, so get off my case, jerk. I figure, why waste time in front of a computer when nobody's talking to you, and you're not doing anything productive, when you can learn something new? Even if it is at 1 in the morning...and you don't really have balls, but rolled up gloves. ::cough:: Anyway, it's hard but I'll get it. Went to work today, and it was ok. I have tomorrow off, but nobody to spend it with which upsets me. Momo's workin', Cornball's having lunch with her friend Carrie to discuss the artwork for her story, and I...shall be alone. ::tear drop:: I guess I'll just stay home and draw, or re-write chapter 14, or play my bass, or...something... ::sniffle:: Damn colds...
Tetsu Swiveled @10:51 p.m. on Wednesday, September 1, 2004
A message from the Pirate King: So my neck hurts. But the pain was well worth it. Well I woke up at 12 today in hopes that, somehow, just somehow the day would become something spectacular, and that I'd make a difference in the world. I was destined to make my day headline worthy. Until I fell out and cursed the earth for rotating enough that gravity would confine me to the ground. Stupid earth. So yeah, wokes up and I had Spirit Dreams Inside from L'Arc on my mind 'coz my brother had been playing songs since 8am. Now, he left for work, and also left the computer running, so I got music to my sleep. Or more like, crazy bass thumping 'coz the speakers for this comp are so loud they could kill bears. So yeah, I first woke up at 8 'coz my dad wanted me to yell at my brother to go to work. I hung up the phone and went back to sleep. I'm so obedient ^_^ Then, I woke up at 10 'coz I began to ponder my life and the reason of my existence. I came to a conclusion that... Nah, actually I dunno why I woke up, but I sure as hell fell back asleep. Then I woke up at 12, and played the Final Fantasy movie, Final Fantasy: I'm Sorry This Wasn't Based on One of Our Games. Yeah, looking back at it, the cgi wasn't the best. Then again it was new, and they have had time to perfect it over the years. So yeah, I only played the ending so I could hear L'Arc, and sure enough they were there. So I got up, got some food, and proceeded to go downstairs where I listened to my new song downloads and talked to Gabbles for a bit before she went to classes. Then I was left alone...'til about 2-ish, where My Cornball called me. That was mucho the goodness. Oh, and I played more Bujingai, and I gotta tell ya...as much as I love Gackt, he's an asshole when it comes to jumping over holes. He just likes to fall so goddamn much, it pisses me off to the point where I tell Gackt to fuck himself and shut the damn PS2 off. Now I know what you're thinking, plenty of you would actually like to see Gackt boofing himself, so that's more or less a bonus for you all rather than a punishment for him. Hell, I'm sure he'd love to jump his own bones... Yeah well, pretty much talked to Lez Pez the whole day on the phone, even when I went to pick up my mom, where she found out the reason my neck was hurtin' a little. And promptly smacked me. The prices I pay... Yeah, then my phone died as I shuffled off to work, which sucked 'coz I was in the middle of talkin' to my Cornball, so that got me a tad irritated. Then, my job got me even moreso. Fuckin' job, die! Dieeeee! So yeah, I'm home and I like it so far. Imma get some food, get into my jammies since Lez Pez got me doin this now everytime I come home, and relax my old bones. This pirate is out.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:30 p.m. on Tuesday, August 31, 2004
::cough:: Yeah, it says TM Revolution up there. Seventh Heaven kicks ass. I hope you all die. I hung out with my Cornball today, albeit late 'coz she had chores and the like to do. I've never hated chores as much as I did today. So yeah, we went to Applebee's, had lunch, and then this weird brownie thingy called a blondie that was really friggin' good. Afterwards, we came back to my house and lounged around. Yup. Um...she bought cigarettes...and something else somewhere...and I remember taking her home... Yeah you know what, I can't think straight. Today was a good day. I'll blog better tomorrow, maybe. Hee hee...
Tetsu Swiveled @08:22 p.m. on Monday, August 30, 2004
So I'm tired. I'm still so damn sore, it hurts to move and I had a coughing fit earlier that made me feel like I was being hit with bricks. Man...pain sucks. Yeah, work sucked too. Had to wake up at 9:30 to get ready for work at 11, and then deal with the customers, Pedro, and heat. Gah, fucking heat! Man, it was like being in a soup pot today, just...hot. I went to sleep in a sheet, and it felt like I had a blanket on... So yes, the whole day was just painful...6 flats full of heavy shit I had to move, either they were on my line or the managers moved me to take over for someone who was, apparently, incapable of doing this. Well, if they are, why are they cashier assistants? Assisting doesn't mean if you can't do it, it's still ok. Assisting is that you CAN do it, s'why you're ASSISTING. Gragh...and then Pedro was just being such a fuckin' pig, grabbin' onto the female cashiers and actin' like he's some sex god. Sex gods don't have beer bellies, you spanish prick. He bothered me today, 'coz im sure he knows i hate him. He seems to always be where I am, unless I'm on break or somethin, and today while I was on my lunch, he was standing a bit too close to me, then he stops moving as i walked on and he finally says something. It went like this: Pedro the fat fuck: "Yo, papito (I fuckin' hate that, btw. Seriously do, so don't start callin' me that for fun 'coz I will eat you.)..." ::motions for me to tuck in my shirt:: Me: (Realizing my shirt doesn't tuck in 'coz it's short) ::in idiot tone:: "I'm on my lunch?" Pedro the assclown: "..." Yup, pretty much it. 'Coz he's an idiot, and I had to shut him up. I called a little kid a fuckin' jerk. S'what you get when you think you can jump on an unstable flat and I see you. You know, I seriously wonder about people. I mean, no matter what country you're from, I'm sure common sense was taught to you somewhere in your life, and regardless of what you think of it, America has its common sense, too. So when you come here, you don't have to forget what you know LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. Fuck it, i hope every customer who lacks common sense and shops at Costco chokes and dies. And then some of the supervisors can trip on their corpses and break their necks. And then a forklift runs 'em over. Make it two, and they go in reverse as well.
Tetsu Swiveled @08:10 p.m. on Saturday, August 28, 2004
A message from the Pirate King: Fuck, who told God to raise the temperature? It's humid outside, which makes it feel hotter than it actually is...It coulda been worse, but man...hot. The past week was nothin' close to this, it was nice. Damn near Fall, even. Yeah, so's I woke up at 11 or something of that nature and...pretty much did nothing until 3, when I tooks the mutt for a walk. After that, I talked to my Cornball, who got her old phone back today, so basically this week for her sucked mas balls. Went to work...and that was boring. No fun, no anger, just boring. And I got home late 'coz every single cart was out in the parking lot, and there are a lot of 'em and not a lot of employees. The supervisors really suck, I mean...one cart guy for the whole day, on a friday, when it's usually busy? C'mon, that's just...absurd. So I'm home, got work a lot this weekend but it's ok 'coz next weekend won't be as bad. Oh, and I sparred last night. Momo and the Bird asked me to come over, got out the boxing gloves, and proceeded to spar...and things were looking bad for me, to the point where I thought I'd have to give up, but I got my burst of energy and crushed them both, then paraded around the house as champion of the universe! Nah, we all pretty much kicked each other's asses. So yeah, I'm sore as...something really sore, so I end this blog and you can't do a damn thing about it.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:53 p.m. on Friday, August 27, 2004
a message from the pirate king: Ok, well lemme see here...oh, yes I was with my Cornball today. That just spells all kinds of awesomeness. Woke up at 11, played Bujingai for a bit before Lez Pez called me and told me she still hadn't gotten her phone, so I'd have to take her to the mall to get a new one. And that she'd be home in a half hour, and...well, I wasn't ready. Hell, I hadn't even showered. You like it. so yes, showered and whatnot, and then drove to get her, and then we went to get food 'coz damnit, I was starving. Lunch was good, we went to TGI Friday's, and we just sat there, eating, talking, she had a gin and tonic 'coz I gotta liquor her up. Hey, I'm the Pirate King, you love me. So yeah, she asked me why I'm so happy to be with her, and...I couldn't put it into words. I mean I know why I am, it's just...I dunno, I couldn't explain myself. She makes my day brighter, y'know? Hell, anyone who's been to this blog before knows what I feel for her, so I shouldn't even have to get into detail. So yeah, we went to go pick up her car, but it wasn't ready yet. We then had to stop back at her house 'coz she needed to get her mom's number, and that's when it happened. I met her dad. He was still home, and he was outside, soooooo I had to do the boyfriendly thing and meet him. It wasn't as bad as originally thought, I mean...living with MY dad, it takes a lot to shake me up. Yeah well once that was over, we went to the mall, and got the new phone. Walked around a bit, got bored, but then my Cornball had to go back home 'coz of the whole phone ordeal and this and that, so...I was sad. Still am. Yeah yeah, sue me for being with the person who makes me the happiest. Now I'm home, and...bored. Prolly won't do anything fun until monday, in which case...lord save me.
Tetsu Swiveled @06:28 p.m. on Thursday, August 26, 2004
A message from the Pirate King: So my Cornball died. At least I think she did, in a dream that is. I'm sorry, should I have been more specific? Yes well, in the dream, her and I are together, it's all nice and sweet, and then I notice she isn't breathing anymore. She's turning...not blue, but white, 'coz you know when you lack oxygen you tend to turn blue and whatnot. So yeah, I get up to check something out, and when I turn around...she's gone. And I just remember being washed over with sadness, 'coz...I lost her. And I hearts her so much, that naturally I'd be completely sad to have lost my Cornball. And then it was over, 'coz I woke up at 7 due to that dream. I wanted to call her, but...dude, 7am. She would so have kicked my ass. Anyhoo, after that, I fell back asleep and had another dream where we went to see Pierrot live. I remember this dream 'coz I shouted "Good, that means we get to see Kirito's ugly mug in person!" 'Coz I'm fun like that. Anyhoo, wokes up at 10:45, then around 10:54 (hey, lookit that...), I called Lez Pez 'coz she needed someone to wake her up due to the fact that she absent-mindedly, but not idiotically, lost her cell phone. She felt bad about wakin' me up so early, but...pheh, I woulda been up at that time anyway, just have gone back to sleep is all. Plus, she's my Cornball, so it's nothing. Yeah well, she won't be getting her phone back 'til tomorrow, which is ok 'coz I get to see her tomorrow and basically this week rocks 'coz I got her, new wristbands, and low-rise jeans >D Oh yes, I went clothes shopping today with my brother. My brother. Now, I've done this like...once with him, and honestly, it was a 30 minute thing. 10 to get to the shop, 5 to get my clothes, then 10 to get home. Ok, 25 but still, not bad at all. I actually spent time with him today, and had fun 'coz he got to see me be a jerk to people. He was constantly asking me "do you know these people?" and I just kind of replied with a "...what are you saying?" kind of face. That's brotherly-love for you. But yeah, I went to Hot Topic, got some new wristbands-and a surprise for a certain someone-and then went to Menlo where we had lunch at that fat bitch Wendy's joint, and then played the new racing game at the arcade, the Initial D racer. See, you need two bucks to play: 4 tokens to play, another 4 to get a card where you can customize your car and shit. Good game, I'd definitely go to play it again. Yeah, we just got home, and I have work at 6 but let's face it, what good is comin' from that? Jo: I got the CD! You...put so many songs on here, I'm excited beyond belief! You are so cool, I'm going to name my rescue ship after you. "Jo of the Sea"; sounds good. Oh, and you shoulda put your name like that on the envelope, you Yak. In the meantime, "get some money, head over to the mall, and prepare to ride". ----My brother ^_^d
Tetsu Swiveled @02:09 p.m. on Wednesday, August 25, 2004
'Coz I likes to edit: Yeah I was gonna do this after work, but I found something to talk about. For one, I had a disgustingly horrible stomachache last night, I felt like throwing up with god's fury behind it, it was the worst. Dunno why, either, I was just comin' home from hanging out with my buddies when suddenly it hit me, and hard. Speaking of hanging out with my buddies, I just...it doesn't really feel much the same anymore. No, not like "oh, i dont wanna hang out with my bros" kinda thing, just...I don't know what happened to us. Call it old age, I guess, but there was a time we tried every stupid thing 'coz we wanted to, we were ready to go and hurt ourselves if need be. Even me, who was always hesitant to try new things, would eventually give in and have fun, but now...it's like, some of us just don't have it in us anymore. We're changing, and it's not scary, just...not what I've expected. Some of us, who would do the craziest of things, are more interested now in just talking and having a good, quiet time. Others, such as myself, want to go out on adventures (not just 'coz im the pirate king, I know you were thinking that), and go to new places 'coz honestly, Jersey is one boring ass place. The Plank isn't himself anymore, and would rather work himself to the little filipino bones he has than hang out with us, and if he does, he's not as exciting anymore. Momo still has some juice, but he has his own things to do now, and since everyone goes to his house, there's really no reason for him to leave anywhere. The Bird is becoming more of a christian every day, which isn't a bad thing, but it's so unlike how he used to be. There was a time he would curse, talk about sex, this and that, and now at the mention of a certain phallic location, he gets annoyed. It's that kind of thing that makes me wonder... What the hell has happened to us? Since when has everyone turned into near opposites of each other? Gah, I remember when I was a nice, quiet child who just made people laugh, and now I'm this insane, dumb punk kid (hahaaaa, Cornball!) who's not so quiet anymore, and still makes people laugh 'coz really, sitting around and talking in a nice, quiet way is just not fun at all. It's fine to have a good conversation, but there's no fun if it's all the time. Throw in some sex and obscenitites and I'm having a great time, come on! I don't know, but...some things just don't feel the same anymore. Anyhoo, back to the normal Pirate King beauty.
a message from the pirate king: Yes well, a survey. 1. MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST IS...whatever I had for dinner the previous night and cake
Tetsu Swiveled @02:08 p.m. on Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Message from the Pirate King: So I bought new clothes today. I went out with my Cornball (note: WOOOOOOT!), although I was late in picking her up 'coz I woke up late and had to get gas and whatnot. So yeah, I get to her house, and mind you, it's been a week since I've seen my Cornball so...ok, talking on the comp and phone just aren't the same as seeing someone in person. So I see her, and my little pirate heart just up and melted. Happiness I was in. So we exchanged our greetings ::cough cough:: and then saw our new hairstyles. Well, mine's a hairstyle, she dyed hers and it's all light and cute. Nothing to my long, flowing locks, but still very cute. We went to the mall and started the clothes shopping, where I got some cool jeans from Express, along with a long sleeved black shirt and a earthy-toned green shirt. Then off to the Gap, where they sells expensive jeans but shirts for cheap, so I got a 2-for special. Me likey my clothes so far. Then we ate some lunch, and talked about our crazy families, and then went to see Jun who gave me more fashion advice...and called me skinny. I never realized I was so skinny to everyone, I mean I know I'm not fat but still...it's muscle. Pirate muscle. ...Yes, so then we went off to the other mall 'coz Jun gave us some cool stores to visit, and then went off to them. H&M was our next stop, and it was cool 'coz I picked up my new low-rise jeans. Yeah, I gotta tell you...I've worn jeans for majority of my life, but these are some kind of jeans right here. I put them on and immediately felt sexy, somethin I've never felt before. Now I know why j-rockers are so cool. But yeah, I couldn't help but look at myself in 'em, which made me realize I was getting a bit egotistical with 'em on and decided to take 'em off...a half hour later. Sorry, but these jeans are nice. Yeah, got work tomorrow at 6, Cornball's got school, so tomorrow's gonna be boring. Other than that, this message is officially done.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:55 p.m. on Monday, August 23, 2004
Long day today, but all around good. Woke up every half hour after 8am 'coz...really, I dunno. Everything felt so long, and then I didn't know if I set my alarm for work, so I kept waking up...finally woke up at 9:30, took a shower and then went to work. No clothes or anything, just wet hair and a towel, so I came back really quick and got dressed and whatnot. Cake and soda for breakfast is not nourishing, but it gets the job done. Work was exceptionally long, but it coulda just been the fact that I was tired and it was early, though...the first 3 hours went by quickly. I told some guy in a fish shirt that his shirt sucked, and also he got mad that we accidently rang him up for 2 watermelons instead of 1, so I told him to go get another one. He wasn't happy about that. Oh well, his shirt sucked, it was ugly. Um...you know, I was a jerk to a lot of customers so I really can't remember anything today. A lot of it is all jumbled up, but I made fun of a lot of people and got a lot of laughs for it. Bravo for meeeeee! Tomorrow I hang out with Lez Pez, woooooooo! I've been waiting for this day for a week now, and I'm happier than happy, yeah-yay-punch in the eye! OH! Speaking of which, I saw Santa Claus (Long white beard, round, but wearing a funky watermlon shirt), a fellow pirate (he had the eyepatch >D), and Mr. Clean (He's my manager, he's got the earring and all). Uhhhhhh...yes, the pirate man was cool 'coz I'm packing a cart and I look up and I see him, and in a quick breath I say "OH my GOD! He's a PIRATE!" all loud, and I got stared at. Ah well, pirates are awesome >D And I know this, for I am the Pirate King. yarr'eth.
Tetsu Swiveled @08:07 p.m. on Sunday, August 22, 2004
A new message from the King:TO PLAY: put an (x) by the ones you haven't done and (_) by the ones you have. Then add something you haven't done.
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
A message from the Pirate King:
So I had my nippled touched the other day. By an old lady. ::cough:: Yeaaah, see...I took care of this order: 3 women, 3 carts, $900 worth of junk. I handled the carts and whatnot, and when I was done and about to go to another cashier, one of the ladies stops me and gives me a tip. Now, I can't take tips at my job 'coz, well, I can get fired, but she insisted...to the point where she put it into my chest pocket of my shirt. And in the meantime, copped a feel on me. Dun touched the nipple. Yeah, today was completely boring. Nothing funny, nothing good, just a long, dull day. Tomorrow's no better 'coz I gotta wake up early to go to work this time, but I'm just looking forward to seeing my Cornball on monday. Sweet, merciful monday...
Tetsu Swiveled @11:05 p.m. on Saturday, August 21, 2004
I'm a hentai, yahoo!
Saw Collateral last night. Awesome movie, and hearing Tom Cruise say "Yo homie." before capping some punks was friggin great. On top of that, we got the student discount 'coz I used my old Kean ID, and I only paid 13 to see the movie. E. Ooh, right right...so last night the Momo and I went to Menlo Mall 'coz he wanted to drop off an application. We were doing the usual bullshitting, ogling girls 'coz let's face it, hot girls go to the mall (I heart you Cornball, don't beat me~). I bought Bujingai: The Forsaken City, better known as "The game with Gackt", and I gotta say...it's fun. Aside from the cheesy plot, bad voice actors (Gackt doesn't even talk, he grunts and shouts! Such a disappointment...), the action is good, the graphics ain't half bad, and on top of that... You can play as him in his usual Gackt-wear. How cool is that??? Very. Oh, and then you get clips of Gackt interviews for the game, and for the press conference, and when he's in the motion capture suit and whatnot. I just like to hear Gackt talk, but I gotta tell, half the shit he said made no sense. They were asking him how he felt about the martial arts, and he goes off about emotions and how suicide rates are up 'coz people attack with their hearts. Yeah Gackt, stick to singing and dancing erratically. Anything else to talk about? It's so hot right now...I woke up sweating, I hate that. I hate sweating in general. Gah, I'm so glad summer's almost over. Oh right, my mom finished her first college class yesterday. She was really nervous about it, but she passed with an A. My mom goes back to school after a 20-odd year hiatus and she's pullin in the primary letters, that's boss. Well, while I'm happy for my mom, my brother...gah, he needs to be kicked in the head. He was more interested in what my mom was cooking tonight than the fact that she passed her class. He was just like "Oh, so she got an A, big deal." Well, nobody told you to be a failure, but you did that on your own so I dunno what to say. Meanwhile, yeahh...I got work from 5-10 today, meaning I can't see my Cornball, and also meaning that my life is pretty much ruined 'coz my job is evil. I told them I'd work 12-6, where the hell did 5-10 come in from? I swear, if I'm asking for earlier hours, maybe it means I CAN'T COME IN LATER, YOU THINK?! Fuck you, Costco.
Tetsu Swiveled @02:12 p.m. on Friday, August 20, 2004
Aishiteru, aishitarinariiiiii!
And I'm Mizerable Gackt. iiiii dance horribly and let the devil play a violiiiin~
So yeah, got my hair straightened more today (Quit laughing, Niikura!),and it looks pretty spiffy. I like my hair all nice and long. Well anyway, I got nothing to do for the rest of the day, Momo has work, for once in his life, and My Cornball has plans of her own...sigh...I'm sad. The Pirate King needs something to make him happy once more. Something to the effects of good japanese rock. The Pirate King needs para para. Gab! You must para para with meeeeee! Yeah that's it for this blog.
Tetsu Swiveled @03:43 p.m. on Thursday, August 19, 2004
So tonight really sucks. I've had to deal with screaming kids, managers getting on my case, and the worst of it all I can't stop talking my way into trouble. Normally you talk yourself out of it, but noooo, not me. Oh well, I guess when you're a pirate, you tend to put yourself into some shit every now and then. So yeah, apparently I forgot to punch in at work yesterday, though I seriously thought I did. Well for some reason every manager and their parents, living and dead, all came to me to basically make me feel bad for not punching in. And the one manager, "Pedro"...oh fuck, I want him dead. Seriously shanked to death kind of dead. He always has to chime his two cents in, and he did it with me, tonight, 'coz he takes whatever power he has and tries to stretch it as far as he can. Well fuck him. This old bastard comes upto me and tells me I'm not supposed to forget, and I told him that I thought I punched in, it's a mistake so get over it. And he tells me that the job can't be babysitting like this, and I just wanted to rip his bald head off and shove it further into his ass. First off, the fuck is the point of telling me I forgot when I clearly told every manager I thought I already fucking punched in?! I have the same routine every day I'm there, so naturally I thought I did what I always do. And second, fuck you! Don't you ever tell me I'm being babysat, 'coz I do more work than you'll ever do at that place! I make YOU look good, don't forget that you old spanish crusty sonofabitch! GODDAMNIT! I'm fuckin' pissed. I do not like being told that I'm either not doing my job, or that I'm just some kid who you can chew up and spit out. I'll work circles around everyone in that entire store! God...and he just so happens to be the one who's done both things to me! He's crossed me more than once, the next time will not be pretty. I don't care if I lose my job, he won't ever forget my name if he fucks with me again. Always callin people "papi" and "mami" or "baby"...nobody fucking likes you.... Fuck this blog.
Tetsu Swiveled @10:51 p.m. on Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Edited message from the Pirate King: I pilfered this from My Cornball. Heartness! Bold what applies to you:
01. I miss somebody right now (Only one person like, pretty much every day.)
A message from the Pirate King:So I told a kid his dad was a slut today at work. Trust me, once I explain you will laugh as much as I have. See, I'm always very bored at work, even today as I had something on my mind. It was kind of bringing me down until this kid comes into my line with his dad, and the dad leaves him in the cart 'coz the kid was talking to me. Now, I'm talkin to the kid and he ain't understandin' a word I'm saying, so me in my infinite Pirate King genius decided to use this to my advantage. The line's movin' and I'm putting stuff in the cart when I come across this big ass box of condoms. ...You can just see where the humor comes in, can't you? So I grab the box of condoms, I look at the kid, and I tell him "Kid...your dad's a slut." And thankfully, nobody heard me...except the kid. Granted, he didn't know what I was saying, but I can just imagine him asking his dad "daddy, why are you a slut?" And you see how the humor doubles in fun. Yeah, won't be seeing my Cornball this thursday 'coz she has plans, which means I'll be alone. The entire day. Sad. But hey, gotta roll with the punches. Or, you know, stab someone repeatedly, I mean I am a pirate afterall. Uhhh...stones? Yeah, that's the gist of my day since really, nothing new has happened. God, I hate it when I live a boring life!
Tetsu Swiveled @10:20 p.m. on Tuesday, August 17, 2004
A message from the Pirate King Goddamn I am bored! Today's the Bird's birthday, and damnit, we're not doing anything for him 'coz everyone's lacking sufficient funds, and he wants to postpone his day of birth. Can..can you even do that? Yeah well I woke up at 1, some 800 number keeps calling my phone and I don't think it's the phone company 'coz they usually leave a text saying I owe them money. So yeah, woke up, took a shower, and then..proceeded to do nothing. Momo came online and I've been talking to him, then finally the Bird calls me, tells me we ain't doing shit. Another day down the drain. Yeah, except for talking to Jo. Jo is always fun to talk to, 'coz we're both just as insane. Yeah, she sent me this link to an animated L'Arc site, and the little flash movies were...odd. Some really funny though. Yes, Uh...I finished re-writing my first book of Under the Sky So Blue, and I must say...that's it. I'm ve got more chaps to re-write, so I'm gonna be busy for a bit. Luckily, it's only like 80 chapters, My Cornball always has 136 to her arcs. My first book was only 13 chapters long. Put that in your collective pipes and smoke it. Now lemme see, an estimated 7 pages for each chap, 13 chaps so far, that means...there are...1,000 pages in the first book. You all have a lot to read. Actually, it's 91 pages. That's really not a lot... Well yes, Tetsu69 and GLAY are the best. GLAY has always been awesome, but I've never really heard their songs before. 'Coz I have dial-up, and d/l big files means my computer will vomit on me. BUT! Thanks to mIRC, I've been able to d/l mucho the GLAY. As for Tetsu69, I only have 3 songs, two which are WMA files, so I need to find the MP3's quickly. These songs are in dire need of being put on a cd. Speaking of which, Jo sent out a CD to me! So happy >D Oh wait, she put Tetsu69 on the CD. Well nevermind that whole MP3 thing, then.
Tetsu Swiveled @04:54 p.m. on Monday, August 16, 2004
A message from the Pirate King: So I'm making a sandwich, and I'm cutting the bread open when suddenly this thought enters my mind: "You know, this knife should be sharpened, it could barely cut through someone." ...I am so pirate. And with good reason, I'M the Pirate King. Yeah, boring day at work but it went by fast. Some old asian lady decided today was the day to pick a fight with me, The Pirate King of all people, and I was not in the mood. You do not anger me early in the morning, ever. This lady, she's on the wrong side, as usual 'coz everyone always is, and i tell her nicely "Ma'am, you need to go to the other side, please." And this old cudger, she snaps at me "My husband's over there." Oooh... So without missing a beat, I tell her just as snappish "Then you should go back to him, this is the cart aisle, not the member aisle. There's a sign for that." So she just looked at me like, she totally didn't expect that, and I, the Pirate King, warmed up inside. I love being a jerk. Rest of the day wasn't as bad, but still...coulda been with my Cornball or somethin'. Anyhoo, The Bird's birthday tomorrow, so we're gonna go out and be idiots as we always do. It is fun, I have decreed.
Tetsu Swiveled @01:05 a.m. on Monday, August 16, 2004
The essentials every pirate should know:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BRANDS:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS @ THE MOMENT:
THREE PERSONS OR SETS OF PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: ::cough::
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
THREE THINGS/PEOPLE YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW:
THREE PEOPLE YOU WOULD WANT LEFT IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WERE TO LOSE EVERYONE ELSE:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. PLACE - On a boat. Or, New Jersey
2. FOOD OUTLET - Just say food and I'm there.
3. SPORT - Does...making out count as a sport? 'Coz when I'm done I am exhausted.
4. PERFUME - Deodorant or whatever my Cornball uses to smell so good.
5. COLOR - Royal Blue/Black.
6. SUBJECT - Art
7. SONG - Winterfall by L'Arc
8. SEXY - Lez Pez, my Cornball, the Pirate Queen, and Angelina Jolie
9. COUSIN - Too many to count. I'm hispanic, damnit.
10. CRUSH - Haa...there's My Cornball, of course, and then...Gackt, Hyde, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, Sakito, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones, uh...me...
11. NICE FRIEND - Plank
12. CRAZY FRIEND - Lez Pez, Momo, the Bird
13. SINGLE PEEP - All of the fellowship but me, except...Momo has girls, but...he's not with them, therefore...I dunno.
14. FRIENDS IN A RELATIONSHIP - ME! MEEEE! MEEEEEEE!
15. BROKEN HEARTED FRIEND - Um...I dunno, the Plank?
16. FRIEND YOU SHARE SECRETS WITH - Cornball, Momo
17. BEST BEST FRIEND - Momo
18. EX GF/BF - Ha! It doesn't matter, wherever they are I hope they're having the worst life, they all deserve it.
19. LOVED ONE - My Cornball! ::swoon::
20. YOU
So yeah, I slept over Akio's house with Momo and Lez Pez, and it was fun. Lots of fun, and I'll tell you why riiiight now! We got to Akio's at about 9 or so, and Ghosto, whom I've never met before, was there, too. Also, Yusuke, who is Ghosto's boyfriend, was there, too, and...I never met him either. So yeah, we all met, and it was fun. We laughed, breaking ice here and there, and then we all went to get something to eat. I ended up not havin enough money 'coz I forgot my ATM card in my car, but Momo took care of me...and we forgot to leave the tip. Now this is a bourgeois place, so the owner,or manager, or pimp came out from the restaurant and told us we didn't leave a tip and the waitress inside was crying. Now first off, I'm the Pirate King. If the tip wasn't left, then guess what? You didn't deserve it. It's not like you bent over backwards to make sure I had a good meal, as a matter of fact...you gave my salad to the wrong person. That's just despicable to me. Secondly, that goddamn guy just wouldn't shut up! He was saying he's a good judge of character, and yet he was talking to the Yakuza, me, the Pirate King, and a Robot...all who like to kill. Strike you as odd? It had better. So yeah, we shut the guy up by giving him the money, then we went home in near silence 'coz that shit just ruined the mood. Well, we get back to Akio's house and yeah, we're back to normal 'coz it would totally have killed the night not to be. We ended up drinking in the basement, which was good 'coz we mixed drinks and drinking...it's like little balls of heat stay in your throat, and you have to chase them down with orange juice otherwise you die horribly. Yeah, then we all followed the smokers outside, including my Cornball (whom I heart so very much ^_^), and hey hey lookit me... I tried a cigarette. Apparently I didn't inhale enough, or at all, but I smoked it, I know that much 'coz I did inhale and I accidently blew smoke into Momo's face. Ah well something new to try but I wouldn't do it regularly. Yeah, then Jun and her boy Sweet came to join us all, and we spent majority of the night downstairs in Akio's basement making jokes, making fun of people, and overall laughing so much we all got hot and sweaty. Then, around 5 or so, we decided to go to sleep. Well, 5:30 we went to sleep 'coz we kept talking, and there was kissing, and this and that and I fell asleep when everyone got quiet. Yeah, then we woke up, laughed and talked some more, then Mama Akio cooked us lunch, and it was the best. I wish I had some more of that food right now 'coz damnit, I am starving. Yes well at about 3 we decided to go home, I grudgingly dropped off my Cornball, then the Momo...and I had been home alone until now. Home. Alone. From 4-7. ...Just...damnit, forget it. Anyway, that's been my two days, and tomorrow I go to work but apparently it's supposed to be really bad with the hurricane comin through so it may just be an easy day, I dunno.
Tetsu Swiveled @06:43 p.m. on Saturday, August 14, 2004
A message from the Pirate King: Hello all. So this is my new layout. I like it. I don't care if you don't, 'coz I'm the Pirate King and I can do what I want. So yeah, let me tell you about my day since this is what I have ordered. I woke up at 12 because Father Pirate kept annoying me as he played Tekken Tag Tournament in my room, since, apparently this is the hot spot for everything but stuff I'm interested in. Though I love video games. Anyway, woke up and around...some time I don't remember, My Cornball called me. Which is always fun, for who??? The Pirate King. You guessed right, you jerk. So yes, we talked for a little bit and then I went off to my own thing...which was practically nothing 'coz I'm a lazy sack. I do vaguely remember a sandwich somewhere in the equation...Ahem, anyway, the weather began to suck about an hour before I went to work, so when I finally did get there, it wasn't as bad but still not good. And then my job decides to put me out on carts, when it's about to get bad. 'Coz Costco hates me. I'm honest about this, too, the one manager in charge of positions actually waited until everyone was assigned something to do before he mustered up the courage to ask me to go outside, because I'm very much vocal about why I'm being placed to do a job I could care less about. So yeah, went outside, in a matter of 2 minutes I was damn near soaked which irked me greatly. The rest of the night was spent talking to my pirate protege, and we laughed and shouted about how much Costco sucks. The rain had gotten much worse, practically a monsoon and you couldn't see outside the store anymore, and we all thought we could go home early. How wrong we were. As soon as it cleared up, they sent us back outside to finish, but ended up bringing us back in after a little while 'coz the thunder was getting close. Yes well, after finishing some things up, I laid back in the break room where a co-worker, Andrew, ran inside and shouted out "we're leaving early!" I immediately jumped up and clocked out, to which my manager, whom I've begun to hate immensely, blurts out "who told Jon he could leave?" You see, he only let a select few leave early...but I caught on. So I replied "Well, you shouldn't have let told the blabbermouth of the store run around with your little secret." And I left. Fuck Costco and fuck the managers, I'm lookin' out for myself, not them. That store could burn down and that only means I finally have a good enough reason to leave. I hate that they pay so well and give me benefits 'coz it's hard to find a job as good as this one...fuck. Anyway, I'm grateful for the job, I know others aren't as fortunate. It's just...too much happens in that store, and they ask so much of me that it's not worth it sometimes. They do nothing but take my life away, and when I try to have some fun, they stop me. Costco's run by nazis. Yes well, this is my message, soooo...come back tomorrow, this is the Pirate King's orders!
Tetsu Swiveled @12:46 a.m. on Thursday, August 12, 2004
Kore wa paire-tsu desu. Wow, another language...dunno where that came from. So yeah, being frustrated sucks. You know how you just...have something so completely beautiful waiting for you and you can't do a thing about it 'coz things keep getting complicated? Yeah, mad frustration about that. You know I never levelled with you folks...anyone who's been to this blog has known for some time that I've...gone crazy over someone. We all know who it is so let's not get into detail, but I never told you all that, for once, luck was on my side. Yes, after a gazillion years of waiting, I finally got the one person I went head over heels for. It's so great. But yes, I'm overly happy and you won't ever have to read another blog about me being in some sad place where I gotta take a walk or think for a million years. I hated those blogs...as I'm sure everyone else did. ::Burns old blogs:: Well yeaaah, now things are great. Completely great. Really great. It's an awesome feeling when you get the person you've been waiting for, yanno? Well good. I did get to see my Cornball today and that was...a lot of fun. Hung out with the Momo which was fun as always, and saw some J-Rock PVs and whatnot, and ate at Pizza Hut which was funny 'coz I'm an idiot...but a cute one, so I hear. Plank, I seriously think you need to take vitamins. You being tired all the time really doesn't make any sense at all. Nobody should sleep that much, it's just...odd. I was going somewhere with this blog and now I forgot...oh, right...um...I miss my Cornball. Yeah I know, sappy and dumb but I do so shaddap. Gab, you are...too funny sometimes. And I'm glad you love me, even though you tickled me half to death. And don't worry, his body is allll yours for the taking, whether he realizes it or not. Akioooo, I got the fever! I still gotta talk to you about friday 'coz, uh...I do. And you should be happy to know that you are the cool. Momo...Do it. C'mon, do it. Jun! You're such a jerk. I found out what y'all wouldn't tell me the night we left for Otakon, and maaaan...you're an instigator. I should slap you in public. Nah, just messin'...but we'd have a helluva fight. Jersey wouldn't be safe. Jerk-ette. Um that's about all the people I talk to soooo I'm done with this blog. Everyone kiss my ass, except for Lez Pez.
Tetsu Swiveled @02:43 a.m. on Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Sorry for the lack of a blog last night, crew members...it was late and I was on the phone with my Cornball, so...you couldn't expect anything else. So yeah, worked the entire weekend and I gotta tell you...my job sucks. Lots of funny moments of course, but still, it's not fun. I just wish I wasn't working so many hours, I mean it's the summer! People should not be buying a 7 gallon jug of fucking marmalade when it's hot as the devil's sack outside. Yes well I stayed on the phone last night with my Cornball until 5AM. And I had to wake up at 9:30. To go to work at 11. For 8 hours. Add it together, divide it by 2 and find the square root of apples and what do you get? Fuck if I know, all I know is that I'm tired. Actually not so much anymore, but yeah...the day dragged on. I did call Lez Pez whilst I was on my break, which was fun ^_^ Lemme see...oh, we're hanging out tomorrow, too, which'll be awesome. We're gonna go do things, hurray for doing things! Yeah that's about it, i end this blog. Yoo hoo.
Tetsu Swiveled @08:49 p.m. on Sunday, August 8, 2004
Where's my super looooove! God that is an awesome song... So yeah, ok day I guess...didn't get to see my cornball but she bought a new cellphone soooooo she texted meee and now i have her new number 'coz she hearts me. I would hope so, it would suck if she left me with her old number...since it doesn't work and all. Work was cool, did my usual thing and now I have my reason to call out next saturday. Other than that... That's it, go awaaaaaaay.
Tetsu Swiveled @03:11 a.m. on Sunday, August 8, 2004
Yeaaah, awesome day. Woke up, showered, went to pick up my check and collect money from people, and then picked my Cornball to meet Akio at Benihana. The food was good, as always...but I don't think sushi is really my thing. I dunno, raw, gummy fish vs. tender, cooked meat? I think we know who the winner is, and it ain't Flipper. Yeah, I tried sake though...hot sake. It smells like rubbin' alcohol, and tastes really...alcohol-y. It burned the sides of my throat, but I was left all warm and happy. Anyhoo, afterwards we went to the mall and saw Jun, who gave me food! It was good, too...bourbon chicken, rice, and mashed potatoes. I ate a lot of rice today. Yeah, well then we went to Barnes and Noble and junk, and it was fun. But then, we went to the billiards near my job, and thaaaaaat was a whole lot of fun. I am a pi-rate, slick with my one eye, yarrr... Saw one of my old friends, too, but her name escapes me 'coz she's not important. Yeah...she's still really big, too, and that's eery. Sorry, nothin against big people, but she's got this gigantic...orb that is her buttocks. It's mega. Yeah, so we all parted ways, making plans for next friday that I'll have to somehow weasel my way out of work to fulfill, and then I took my Cornball home...which was fun. Sad, too, 'coz I miss her. I'll see her again soon though, 'coz...well, I say so. Don't question Cheesy Le Shank. You need more cowbell.
Tetsu Swiveled @12:33 a.m. on Saturday, August 7, 2004
::I like to edit things:: Pilfered from Lez Pez FIRSTS First best friend:Some goofy white kid named...I think his name was Danny, too. Huh. LASTS Last cigarette: My cornball's, I kinda got a whiff of that. I like the smell of a lit cigarette though, odd... FUTURE. Where do you want to go: Japan, nigga! CURRENTS. Current mood: I got the fever!
02.Who's the most recent J-rock Band you've heard?: Janne Da Arc, Plastic Tree, Psycho Le Cemu, uh...Asian Kung Fu Generation
03. Who's your favorite J-rock Band?: L'Arc~En~Ciel. Damnit, I love L'Arc.
04. Name 5 other Bands you Like: Luna Sea, Pierrot, Janne Da Arc, Psycho Le Cemu, Plastic Tree
06. Are you a fangirl/boy?: Sure?
07. If yes, of Who?: Prolly Hyde, Gackt, and Sakito. Oh, and Tetsu. Banananananas!
08. Do you cosplay?: Yeah, actually.
09. Who?: Spike Spiegel (I luv my fluffy locks)
10. Do you like Dir en grey?: Yeah
11. Are you a Toshiya fangirlpirate?: Awesome bassist, cool abs, his tongue is in jail. Those teeth are just...he eats rocks, put it that way.
12. How about Kaoru?: Hell yeah, he always looks insane.
13. Die?: Die looks like a dork. I'd chill with him.
14. Kyo?: Creepy monkey man, no.
17. Do you like visual bands or non-visual bands?: Non-visual. The VK looks is cool in pics, but it's gotta suck for them in concert.
18. What's the first J-rock song you heard?: When I knew it was J-Rock? L'Arc's Driver's High.
19. What's the last song you heard?: U+K from Gackt
20. Do you buy J-rock magazines?: No
21. What's your favorite?: The one with the J-rockers in it.
22. Have you ever been to any J-rock concerts?: I saw L'Arc live. ::dies::
23. Which ones?: Hello, L'Arc! You're an idiot...
24. What would you do if you saw any J-rocker walking down the street in your town?: Say hello. What the hell else would I do?
25. Which three Jrockers are you most in love with?: Gackt, Tetsu, and Sakito
26. Which three Jrockers would you most love to meet in person (Dead or alive)?: Tetsu, Hyde, Gackt
27. What are the three things you would like to say to/ask them?: How can I get my hair to stay like their's.
28. Which three Jrockers can you relate to most?: Tetsu, Ken, and Hyde. They're fuckin' dorks.
29. Which three Jrock songs do you constantly replay?: Glorious, Shining Ray, and Sink right now.
30. Do you currently have a Jrocker computer background?: No, but my layout for my page is Tetsu.
31. Which Jrocker would you most like to get fashion/makeup advice from?: Tetsu >D
32. Do you read Jrock fan fiction? I have before
33. What is your favorite Jrocker related dream?: The one where the Otakon group had to save the kidnapped L'Arc~En~Ciel from blonde german terrorists. And we were in cosplay.
34. How many Jrock MP3s do you have? Lemme see...a million.
35. And, finally, if you could sleep with any three Jrockers, who would they be?: Hyde, Sakito, and...someone else that looks female. No semes.
The Pirate King...Gets a Day Off!
Tetsu Pick: Pierrot- Answer
The Pirate King...Is Fancy!
Tetsu Pick: Plastic Tree-Sink
2. Pierrot: Doode: Smiley Skeleton, Neo Grotesque, Upper Flower, Psychedelic Lover...awesome awesome songs. Kohta is one diesel ass bassist, and Aiji wants to throw his guitar like crazy. I love them >D
3. Buck-Tick: Sort of. I know Hyde did a cover of one of their songs, I think...didn't listen to it that much. Eh.
4. Malice Mizer: Never heard 'em. Gackt was the vocalist, and he rocks. Apparently Mana sucks the big one.
5. Hide (solo): Pink Spider is one hell of a song. Sucks he died, the damn drunk. Oh, I'm going to hell...
6. Hide with Spread Beaver: I like the name.
7. Zilch: I think I've seen their name on J-Rock Saga.
8. Oblivion Dust: Girlie Boy Imitation #6 is a cool ass song, but that's all I know.
9. Luna Sea: Hello, can you say awesome band?! Inoran=awesome backup guitarist, Shinya=best drummer, J=bassist of the heaveeeeens!, Ryuichi=shitty pop-artist, but is a helluva singer, and Sugizo...yeah, no explanation needed.
10. Gunwi Tools: What the hell?
11. Plastic Tree: God, Sink is such a good song. I love it, and not to mention Yuki Hotaru >D
12. X Japan: Eh
13. Sex Machine Guns: Bang bang! Never heard 'em.
14. La'Cryma Christi: I love love love La'Cryma Christi! They're such an awesome band, it sucks that they're an acquired taste. I love 'em though. Yes.
15. Raphael: Seen them on J-Rock Saga
16. Schwein: Guh?
17. David Bowie: ...He's not J-Rock.
18. Penicillin: They did the theme song for Sexy Commando!
19. Machine: Who the hell?
20. Gackt: The magic man, yowza! There's so much to say about Gackt, but let's just go with him being the goddamn devil. God, I love Gackt. Handsome bastard...too bad he can't dance, and he keeps falling down holes (fucking Bujingai!)
21. L'arc~en~ciel: I SAW 'EM LIVE! I SAW 'EM LIVE! God, my favorite band in the entire world, I love Hyde, Tetsu is my bass God, and Ken and Yuki are just some silly lookin bastards! Gah, I want to see them again. We should've knocked on the door!
22. Kuroyume: ...No?
23. Shazna: Who are these people?
24. Mad Capsile Market: ...I'm confused.
25. Glay: >D It's all about Glorious and Kimi Ga Iru. Damnit, Glay is the shit.
26. Sads: Yeah, they're fuggin good. Kiyoharu, as ugly as he may be, is cool beans.
27. How did Hide's death affect you?: Yeaaah, I didn't even realize he died until Lez Pez told me, and then when I found out the way he died, I just...laughed.
28.How many Jrock CDs do you own: 1, but i burned bunches of 'em.
29. What fan clubs do you belong to: Cieler's Market! Nothing special.
30. What is the most embarassing CD in your collection: Um...none.
31. Do you still listen to it: Heh?
32. What CD did you buy because you only liked one song but ended up loving the whole CD?: None.
33. What CD did you buy that was a total waste of money: None, damnit, stop asking me this!
34. How old were you when you first started getting into Jrock?: 19
35. Can you play an instrument?: The bass.
36. What songs do you always get stuck in your head: Right now, Sink from Plastic Tree, and Ueta Taiyou from Janne Da Arc right now. But usually everyday it's something new.
37. What song can you just not stand?: Uh...So far, none.
38. What group should be banned from the music scene?: I dunno, you.
39. If you could make your own Fuji Rock Festival, who would you invite: Luna Sea, L'Arc, La'Cryma, Gackt, uh...hm...Janne Da Arc, Pierrot, and Plastic Tree.
40. What group do you listen to that no one else seems to like?: TM Revolution. I'm not proud of that.
41. What got you hooked on your all time favorite group: Driver's High from L'Arc.
The Pirate King...Is Tempted!
Tetsu Pick: Janne Da Arc- Ueta Taiyou
The Pirate King...Is Alone!
Tetsu Pick: Hyde- Careless Whisper
The Pirate King...Is Nice!
Tetsu Pick: TM Revolution-Zips
The Pirate King...Has A Neck Injury!
Tetsu Pick: Luna Sea- I For You
The Pirate King...Nevermind!
Tetsu Pick: TM Revolution- Graceful World
The Pirate King...Is Beat!
Tetsu Pick: Hyde-Horizon
The Pirate King...Feels Humidity!
Tetsu Pick: Luna Sea- Rosier
The Pirate King...In Low Rise!
Tetsu Pick: GLAY-Fighting Spirit
The Pirate King...Gets a CD!
Tetsu Pick: Luna Sea-Tonight
The Pirate King...Surveys!
Tetsu Pick: Duel Jewel-Etsu
2. THE MOVIE I'VE WATCHED MOST NUMBER OF TIMES IS... Return of the Dragon
3. WHAT CARTOON CHARACTER BEST DESCRIBES YOUR PERSONALITY? Shikamaru from Naruto, 'coz he's lazy and complains a lot. And he's easily annoyed, like me. Fuck you, Momo
4. I SPEND MY LEISURE TIME BY... being a leisurely fellow. Or, you know, pillaging villages.
5. WORST SMELL? Hm...either the trash compactor in the back of Costco, or Momo after he eats white castle.
6. IF I CAN HAVE ANY CAR IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A rocket ship.
7. FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? The one before you're finished cleaning the house.
8. WHEN I WAS A KID I DREAMED OF BECOMING... A chef. Now look at me, a pirate...man, what a road i travelled.
9. FAVORITE COLOR? Royal blue, or black. I, I know you said one, but really...really, you know, nobody, nobody has just one. No, not just one, I'm certain.
10. FAVORITE PERFORMER(S)? L'Arc~En~Ciel ('Coz I've seen 'em), and by clips, Luna Sea, Muse, and possibly Dir En Grey, solely for the african dance performed by the tiny Kyo.
11. WHEN I DIE, I'D RATHER BE CREMATED OR BURIED? I wanna be catapulted into the ocean.
12. WORST MEMORY? Oh, when one of those shell bugs chased me around my grandmother's backyard and hit me in the head, and I fell through a box. Or into, is it into? I dunno, but the box was crushed.
13. THREE THINGS I CAN'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? Phone, Keys, and the thought that I may be taken prisoner by rogue pirates.
14. WORST WAY TO DIE? Hmm...getting lit on fire while you crawl to a nearby pool 'coz someone broke your legs with a tack hammer, only to realize the pool is empty. And then an anvil falls on your head.
15. I'D LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED AS... The greatest Pirate ever
16. IF YOU WERE CHASED BY A MAD DOG WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Give it a hug, if it's mad it prolly needs love.
17. SPECIALTY IN COOKING/BAKING? I make whatever you want me to, only not as good as you'd expect it to be. Nah, I dunno...I cook food.
18. FIRST CRUSH? When I first lifted weights ::random flex::, or, her name was Patricia-something something.
19. FAVORITE HANG-OUT? Prolly Momo's house
20. BEST PLACE TO SHOP? H&M, after those sexy low rise jeans I can't help but look good in
21. FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE MORNING? Pass my hand through my hair and wonder "How the hell does it get so big overnight?"
22. FAVORITE PLACE IN YOUR HOUSE? Computer room
23. BEST GIFT YOU'VE GIVEN? Hmm...the tit grabber to The Plank, or taking My Cornball to Six Flags. That was a hassle.
24. WEIRDEST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? An eyepatch, but...I dunno, it was a good one. I've never had a weird gift before.
25. FAVORITE SUPER POWER? MIND CONTROL!
Follow up with a blog when I return from work.
The Pirate King...Buys Clothes!
Tetsu Pick: Hyde- Cape of Storms
The Pirate King...Is Tired!
Tetsu Pick: Sugizo-Dear Life
The Pirate King...Does Not Know What To Do!
Tetsu Pick: Psycho Le Cemu-Kagayaki no nake e
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR (I crashed into my friend's car...)
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN (God, I'm waiting...)
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER SAID "SAY MY NAME BITCH"(Several times, and it's always been funny)
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER (I'm not that comfortable around them...)
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (Almost every job I've taken something. Whatcha gonna do about it?)
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE (I was born in Germany, which is in Europe. Thank you, school.)
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE (...we set the Bird on fire...)
(x) I NEVER WATCHED A JOAN CRAWFORD MOVIE WHILE ON MUSHROOMS
(x) I NEVER HAVE DRANK ABSINTH
(x) I NEVER WANT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
(_) I NEVER HAVE WANTED TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
(x) I NEVER HAD A FRIEND DIE
(x) I NEVER HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP
(_) I NEVER HAVE FELT TOTALLY ALIEN TO THE REST OF HUMANITY (You work at my job and tell me otherwise.)
(x) I NEVER KILLED A PERSON
(x) I NEVER ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO DISNEYLAND
(x) I NEVER HAVE GONE TO THE MALL DRUNK AND/OR STONED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A PLANE
(_) I NEVER JUMPED OFF A DIVING BOARD (That's a horrible survey thingy.)
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD A JOB (Wish I never did but eh.)
(_) I NEVER COPPED A FEEL ON SOMEONE
The Pirate King Is Hot!
Tetsu Pick: Psycho Le Cemu- Ai no Uta
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The Pirate King Owns The Mullet!
Tetsu Pick: Psycho Le Cemu Gekiai Merry Go Round
I am Gackt's semi-dred weirdness look!
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The Pirate King...Is an Idiot: Royal Song: Luna Sea "Tonight"
Tetsu Pick:
The Pirate King is Depressed! Royal Song: Baroque
Tetsu Pick:
02. I don't watch much TV these days (I actually watch less than I used to 'coz I'm busy lately)
03. I love olives (Oh yes, I used to eat 'em straight from the jar)
04. I love sleeping (With someone yes, otherwise I'll only sleep when tired)
05. I own lots of books (And their movie adaptations, nyugh hugh 8B)
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses (MY vision's perfect.)
07. I love to play video games (I still haven't beat Golden Sun 2 'coz I gotta level up!)
08. I've tried marijuana (Wanted to at one point, but meh)
09. I've watched porn movies (I own Best Little Whorehouse in Hong Kong, and I've got a folder on my comp devoted to it. Pron owns me)
10. I have been in a threesome (It was hard enough getting one girl, if another wanted to then god bless me)
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship (Hell no, I'm the shy, romantic one that gets used. Except for now, I'm just waiting to get violated)
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy (If you can't come correct don't come at all, bitches)
13. I have acne free skin (God, I wish I did...but it could be worse)
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton (Not respect, but I don't mind him.)
15. I curse frequently (I'm a pirate, I have to be salty)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year (I think I've found out more about myself this year than any other year in my life)
17. I have a hobby (Ranging from expensive to wait until everyone in the house is gone...uh...)
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing. (Only a select few have ever been down there, and I haven't gotten any complaints)
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me (You know for a pirate, I don't. I'm already a lethal weapon >o\)
20. I'm really, really smart (I used to be, dunno what the hell happened. I know what I need to know.)
21. I've never broken someone’s bone (God, I want to.)
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal (Nah, everything's out in the open with me)
23. I hate the rain (Nah, rain is good unless you're pushing carts in it.)
24. I'm paranoid at times (All the time, and I hate it)
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (Does this apply to skin treatment? 'Coz I'd do that)
26. I need money right now! (Yo I gots funds, beetch.)
27. I love Sushi (Gimme gyoza!)
28. I talk really, really fast (If it's not really fast, It's insanely incomprehensible)
29. I have fresh breath in the morning (I smell like dead moose, no way in hell.)
30. I have semi-long hair (Nah, but it's longer than it used to be)
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas (I've lost money at other places..)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister (A brother and a dog who's like a brother)
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (I was born in Germany, and raised by wild bears. Pirate bears.)
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis (Yeah, but only 'coz I get to look homeless if I don't)
35. I have a twin (Dude if I did he would be so evil..)
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past (I wore a fake wig for halloween, that was the best)
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I somehow manage, but it's good to have)
38. I like the way that I look sometimes (There are good moments)
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months (I'm lying to you right now, handle that. Nah I'm just playin...no, I haven't lied to my friends at all)
41. I am usually pessimistic (In my mind, yes, but whatever comes out is usually...of equal or lesser value.)
42. I have a lot of mood swings (Nah, I'm just grumpy in the morning. Or when I'm bothered. 'coz I was, you know, raised by bears. Pirate bears.)
43. I think prostitution should be legalized (I have my Cornball, what do I need to buy a woman for?)
44. I think Britney Spears is hot (She needs to just do Playboy already.)
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past (Yes well, the only reason I did was 'coz I thought the relationship was over. Fuck you, I'm the Pirate King!)
46. I have a hidden talent (Eh, if you don't already know them then they're hidden.)
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have (Haa...always hyper, yes yes yes!)
48. I think that I'm popular (I never had to think, everyone likes me ^_^)
49. I am currently single (I am currently the happiest Pirate on the seven seas. Take that.)
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex (Like, on the cheek? Sure. Accidently during that humid night at camp? Why..no...)
51. I enjoy talking on the phone (Only with Momo and My Cornball)
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants (More like jeans/shorts and a wifebeater)
53. I love to shop (More like, my Cornball tells me to buy things and I somehow can't resist)
54. I would rather shop than eat (Switch that around and fry it)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto (Hell no, I'm a pirate)
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders (Dude...no.)
57. I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal (I'm not obsessed with anything)
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I hate majority of the people at my job. And PETER! GRARGH!)
59. I'm a pretty good dancer (I've been known to cut a rug from time to time..)
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington (Mike Tyson can rape you and honestly, the hell you gonna do about it? He's Mike Tyson, he can punch a hole through you.)
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (No, but my dad embarrasses me from time to time. Funny embarrassment.)
62. I have a cell phone (Which I use nonstop)
63. I believe in God(s)/Goddess(es) (Zeus!)
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis (Nah, I barely watch tv unless I'm bored)
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months (I almost passed out from other things >D)
66. I love drama (Do I look like I want horrible things to enter my life? Don't answer that.)
67. I have never been in a real relationship before (Only two)
68. I've rejected someone before (Yes, and it was always sad at first. Then it got to be fun when I told other people how I did it and they laughed)
69. I currently have a crush on someone (I'm crazy about my Cornball, don't need no crushes)
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life (Fuck that, I'm going to make my own cartoon)
71. I want to have/adopt children in the future (I doooo, I want a little pirate running around, swashbuckling his stuffed toys ^_^)
72. I have changed a diaper before (Nope!)
73. I've called the cops on a friend before (Nah, I've called the cops once and hung up 'coz I was an idiot who thought it'd be funny. Then they called back and I got in trouble..)
74. I bite my nails (From time to time but it makes me sick)
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club (Fuck Tom Green)
76. I'm not allergic to anything (I'm allergic to my job, but that doesn't count.)
77. I have a lot to learn (And then some.)
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (I kissed a girl 6 years older than me)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie (Yeah, no more Fridays.)
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes (It took me a month to actually have a face to face convo with my Cornball.)
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message (Yeah, I get off this piece of junk from time to time)
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved (I've got about 12)
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before (And mixed the alcohol with orange juice!)
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past (Nope, I don't roll like that)
85. I own the "South Park" movie (I do!)
86. I have avoided assignments at work or school to be on Xanga or Livejournal (I've done it with this page, or migente)
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum (I used to get my friend's sister to pull her skirt up for me, 'coz I'm so money.)
88. I enjoy some country music (Johnny Cash or Kenny Rogers, take your pic)
89. I would die for my best friend (Better be a meaningful death...)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (I've had better pizza elsewhere.)
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can (My life is a sitcom)
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist (I'm paranoid, messy, and hyper. And apparently submissive, 'coz I'm my Cornball's uke)
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career (I'm a pirate, I am sexuality)
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all (Smooth Criminal, that's all you need to know.)
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story" (Loddy doddy, we like to party! Nope.)
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy (Halloween is awesome 'coz I can dress up and have fun)
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it (Spongebob rules all)
98. I have dated a close friend’s ex (No, no no no no no no no. And another no. I simply refuse to.)
99. I have cut myself before (Always unintentionally, I hate pain.)
100. I am happy at this moment (You can't find anyone happier than me now.)
The Pirate King is Bored! Royal Song: GLAY "Wetdream"
Tetsu Pick:
The Pirate King Eats! Royal Song: Tetsu69 "Tightrope"
Tetsu Pick:
The Pirate King Returns! Royal Song: Tetsu69 "Wonderful World"
Tetsu Pick:
1. Jon
2. Cheeseball
3. Failure
1. Stomach
2. hair
3. Arms
1. Skin
2. Constant Blinking
3. That I dig myself into graves
1. Why people ask me if I understand the "anime" music.
2. Why Tetsu's not close enoguh to teach me bass lessons
3. Why trying to boof is thwarted every time.
1. Miyabi's Songs (Yet I want the CD)
2. People who never have anything to say
3. My job
1. Losing my Cornball
2. Heights
3. Never fulfilling my dream
1. Cell phone
2. Wallet
3. Underwear
1. Buffalo Platforms
2. Candy Stripper
3. Chef Boyardee (Sorry, I don't wear designer clothes..)
1. All Standard is You by Glay
2. White Out~Memory of a Color by Tetsu69
3. Super Love by Sugizo
1. My Cornball
2. Momo
3. My Dog
1. Scream without being high pitched about it
2. Win an argument against Lez Pez
3. Stop being a jerk
1. My Cornball
2. Drawing
3. Writing, from time to time
1. Lez Pez
2. Some food
3. ...More Lez Pez
1. Animator
2. Illustrator
3. Hit man.
1. Japan
2. Germany
3. Um...California so Niikura and I can tear the place up!
1. My job
2. The customers that go to my job
3. Mimey
1. My Cornball
2. The Fellowship of the Bean
3. My family. I don't care for this question 'coz there's too many people.
1. Boof
2. Go to Japan
3. Look back at my life and see that I got whatever I wanted
LOVED HEART ROMANTICALLY - My Cornbaaaaall!
The Pirate King Commands! Royal Song: Glay "Kissin' Noise"
Tetsu Pick:
Cheesius Pie-rateitcus---Song in my head: Luna Sea "Love Song"
Tetsu Pick:
Cheesius Bassicalicus---Song in my head: Gackt "Vanilla"
Tetsu Pick:
Cheesius Super Lovicus---Song in my head: Super Love once more!
Tetsu Pick:
Cheesius Tinglicus---Song in my head: Miyavi "Girls, Be Ambitious"
Tetsu Pick:
Cheesius Withoutacaricus---Song in my head: Sugizo
Tetsu Pick:
First car: Ooh, the truck killer! A 1989 Ford Tempo. I destroyed it.
First crush: A girl named Patricia, I fell for her...but it was the 2nd grade, the hell did I know? I remember she chased me around 'coz I told her I liked her. I used to have a bowl cut.
First real kiss: Would prolly have to be my best friend's sister (Not you, Momo, this friend had a mullet). Her name was Lisa, and...she was a sucky kisser.
First break-up: Ohh, Laurel DeLuca. Went out, and she cheated on me, then broke up with me. Mind you, I had just started the 7th grade...helluva way to begin the year.
First piercing/tattoo: No piercings, no tattoos.
First credit card: My deddy's, and I had fun usin' it...to fill up my car with gas. And buying Smile.
First true love: She-devil...grrr...some people deserve to be kicked repeatedly in the neck.
First enemy: Hell, there were so many when I was growing up. Odd 'coz people love me now. You fear the pirate. I would have to say this kid Michael, he was a grade-a jerk, and I punched him. Twice. In the face. And he cried. I rawk.
First musician you remember hearing in your house: Prolly Tito Nieves. Salsa, for sure.
Last car ride: Long or short? Long would be Otakon, short would be coming home from work.
Last good cry: Eh, you don't wanna know.
Last library book: The Samurai
Last movie seen: Confidence. Good stuff, Edward Burns shoulda been Daredevil. Or Matt Damon. Ed Burns shoulda been Matt Damon.
Last beverage drank: Warm coke
Last food consumed: Pork loin and stroganoff
Last crush: My cornball, i heart yoooou >D
Last phone call: My Cornbaaaaaall >D >D
Last time showered: Yesterday around 2
Last cd played: burned cd of the set list from the L'Arc concert, wooooo!
Last annoyance: My brother taking my car.
Last disappointment: my big sister askin me for money. Bitch gotta drug habit. I kid, I kid. I don't.
Last word you said: cowbells!
Your career to be? Illustrator/animator
Where are you going? Uh, nowhere, I'm home and I'm tired. You're so not taking my car.
Do you want any kids? Yeah I want a little pirate running around. Just not anytime soon. Plus my parents would destroy me.
Current taste: coke
Current clothes: black tanktop and jeans
Current longing: my cornball, but I got her, hee hee...so then it would have to be either Hyde or Tetsu. Tetsu only 'coz he's smooshy cute, like a certain pirate. Not me, the guy next to me, in the mirror...har har, slick...
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