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I Am Fullmetal's No No No!
Fullmetal Music: Gackt & Hyde- Orenji no Taiyou

So this was the longest weekend ever. But fun!

Friday Cornball picked up Gab. After I was released from the beast known as Costco, I went to pick them up and then we went to Momo's house. After sitting around for a bit, we went out to eat and then from there we were back and forth between Gab's hotel, Momo's house, and I'm certain there was a whale.

By the way, never tip the waitress named Mary at Benihana, she sucks. It may not even be the same one, just don't tip her.

Saturday we went to NY. Best time ever. We talked about a bunch of crap, laughed, made random noises, ate at some place called XO Cafe..

Never tip them either. They hate foreigners more than I do.

Uh lemme see...ah hell it was all just cool in NY. Nothing bad happened at all, and I hope we can do it again. Oh right, so chillin' for a while, we went to Gab's hotel and ended up stayin the night.

Me+3 other girls=happy pirate. I slept at the end though, and I had my Lez Pez so wee.

Oh right right, so I noticed that I speak about Lez a lot in my blog 'coz...well, everyone else pointed this out to me. Well...die. My blog, my talky-speak.

Yeah lemme see...sunday i has work, it went by fast, then i hung out with cornball, gab, and jun at cornball's house. Mucho the fun 'coz I got to be there all late >D

Ah christ, then monday...mixup with the train stations so Gab stayed another day. I felt so stupid for not realizing what station it was but everyone assured me that yes, yes i am indeed stupid.

I cry.

Just kiddin. So anyhoo, we had another day and I got to stay at Cornball's house another night, only just until 10:30. I went home, alone.

I cry.

Then yesterday I took Gab home after her fun-filled morning, and then I was alone. 'Cept, I went to visit Cornball at her job (a job!), took her to lunch, and before that I made a spare key for my car 'coz it seems I like to lock myself out of it during random hours of the night. Hurray for fucking me. Well yeah, that's been my weekend.

Oh right! Cornball bought me this awesome block that has a skull & bones on all the sides, and I put it on my keychain. She made me stupid happy the rest of the day, hurray!

Uh...kablooie.

Lemme see, I think NOW that's the end of my weekend. Tomorrow I'm not gonna be here 'til mad late 'coz...well, I have plans. Go away.

Ed and Al Alchemised @12:05 p.m. on Wednesday, October 20, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Ability to Rock
Fullmetal Music: ACIDMAN- DRIED OUT

Man do I rock.

I hung out with Cornball the entire day today. That's my blog.

Gabbles comes tomorrow which I'm mega-uber-oolali excited about, 'coz we're all gonna hang out and stay out late and kill bums.

Yeaaah, that be the shit right there.

Then we're off to NY on saturday and god knows what else. You like that? I love it.

Ed and Al Alchemised @09:27 p.m. on Thursday, October 14, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Abrupt Awakening
Fullmetal Music: Acidman-Colors of the Wind

Cornball loves to call me and wake me up.

I'm not complaining, 'coz she's awesome and I love it when she wakes me up. Only this time, she had a good reason.

Ok, a better reason aside from wanting to talk to me. She had an interview for a job today. So she went to the interview, all cute and nervous and whatnot, and then later came to visit me.

That's my day. Stop prying.

So I see her again tomorrow, and then every day 'til then 'coz 1: Gabbles comes to us on friday

2: 'Coz.

G'bye folks, I'm off to hell!

Ed and Al Alchemised @05:24 p.m. on Wednesday, October 13, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Need To Survey
Fullmetal Music: Takui-No More No Doubt

Fullmetal Edit:

Um...ok, first off, look at this old picture I colored in using the same version of photoshop. Notice its shoddy outlining, no detail, otherwise boring picture.

Now, look at the updated version, with my newfound skill of airbrushing. God, I...can't believe the difference. Same drawing, just different coloring, nothing else. I didn't add, didn't take away, and yet it looks like two completely different pictures. I'm...I'm going to cry.

Oh right, I fixed the other link so you can see. Wee.

Pilfered from Lez Pez, who pilfered it from Gabbles:

a month... October 'coz of Halloween. Oogety boogety!
a day of the week... Monday 'coz lately...except for today, mondays have been especially good.
a time of day.... Anytime I get to see my Cornball
a planet... Mars
a sea animal... pirate 0_<
a direction... West 'coz I'm a left
piece of furniture... Recliner
a historical figure... Shakespeare, that nigga was hardcore.
a liquid... pepsi
a stone... Pet Rock.
a tree... Banzai Tree!
a bird... Tooki Tooki Bird
a tool... Mallet
a flower... White Rose
a kind of weather... Chilly
a mythical creature... An elf
a musical instument... bass, 'coz Tetsu and I are all lovey dovey for the bass.
an animal... A clown fish!
a color...black
an emotion.... Happiness
a vegetable....Celery
an element..... wind
a car.... 1969 Corvette Sting Ray
a song... Neodammerung from the Matrix Revolutions, or Feeling Fine from L'Arc~En~Ciel
a movie... Matrix Revolutions or Way of the Dragon
a food... Shit, I can't narrow that. Um...pasta.
a place... The Matrix 0_.
a material... Silk
a taste... Raspberry
a word... Yar
an object... A sword
a body part... hands is good.
a facial expression... >O 'coz I rock so much
a subject in school... Art
a cartoon character... Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist 'coz he can do the transmutation thing. And he's cool. And short.
a shape... Elipse. I dunno why, bastard.
a number... 11!
a game/tv/movie character... Cloud from Final Fantasy
a culture... 80s hip hop
a vehicle... An airship

So I had a good day, despite spending majority of it at work. Got my review, and they officially named me the King of Costco.

"but you sound so happy about it, i thought you hated your job!"

Well guess what homies, I still do, but I love compliments. Sue me, but you know if someone says you look good or you did a good job you like it. So yeah, in any case that's been my day. OH, and I took off yesterday and hung out with my Cornball 'coz I'm a rebel.

I love you all!

Ed and Al Alchemised @07:38 p.m. on Monday, October 11, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Drawing Skills, Boyeeeee
Fullmetal Music: Luna Sea- Desire

Here.

I'm not gonna blog about my shitty day today. Instead, I'll tell you I went to see Shaun of the Dead, and goddamnit, I'll be damned if it wasn't one funny ass movie. Go see it, laugh, and then collectively fall off a goddamn bridge.

Now that that's out of my system, Look at my drawing, too. I spent all around an hour with it, and that was split with drawing it for about 15 minutes at work talkin to Lez Pez and then the other 45 at home shading it and whatnot. I love this picture, I'm even willing to die for it. Straight up take a bullet in the heart.

With that said, some shoutouts:

Momo. John Kerry has a good strong man jaw, and some crazy eye blankets! He's like you, all with the face of rubber and whatnot. He must be elder rubber.

You~ I had this funny idea for Akio, where he had a voicemail that said "Hi you've reached THE Akio; you may remember me from that dream of the perfect vision only to wake up and look in the mirror with disappointment. Leave a message!

JO! SINCE THIS IS A SHOUTOUT, I SHOUT OUT TO YOU! SHOUTING! VOICE IMMODULATION!

Yooooou~ I hate my life and I'm taking you for the ride. Nah I'm just kiddin, but you get one of these ::huggles::

Gabbles! You're coming soon, wooooo and weeee! It's gonna be fun, even though I dunno what we're gonna do aside from go to NY! YEAH! My head hurts.

To everyone else, I love you and die!!!!

Ed and Al Alchemised @08:06 p.m. on Saturday, October 9, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Shitty Day
Fullmetal Music: Mr. Orange- Sharks and Punks

I had a bad day today.

My week seemed to be going very well. I got to see my Cornball twice, I had work, but that always went by fast. Hell, it went by quickly today, too. Problem is, today it seemed as though everyone and their collective mothers wanted me to suffer.

I was hit by items, carts, customers are just...

Goddamnit, why did God make stupidity? Is it so we can realize what we take for granted, i.e. intelligence? 'Coz honestly, it's one thing we could have done without. That, and man nipples. I mean seriously, why do men need them?

Well in any case, fuckin' work sucks. I hate it to the point of ultimate hate. Not only did the aformentioned stuff happen, but they also managed to make both of my breaks extremely late. Every two hours is when someone gets their break, but I was getting mine pretty much every 3. That's an hour of extra work, on an empty stomach, with aggravating customers.

The Pirate King was not happy.

Yeah well, day's over, my monday is fucked beyond belief, and I'm just not in the mood to do this anymore. I'm gonna find something to do to make the rest of my day peachy, otherwise I will kill off people. No more Mr. Nice Ball of Cheese today.

Ed and Al Alchemised @05:43 p.m. on Saturday, October 9, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Shivering Body
Fullmetal Music: Asian Kung Fu Generation- Kimi to iu Hana

'Coz damnit it is cold as hell outside!

W-wait, that doesn't make much sense, does it? I mean...hell...isn't cold at...at all, at all, is it? Hmm...I should think about these things longer.

So yeah, past couple of days have been the usual. 'Cept, you know, Sundya I went to the movies with Momo and saw Sky Captain and the World of A day From today..and promptly fell asleep. Now not that it was a bad movie or anything, it was actually pretty cool, it's just I was really f'n tired, man. Like, really really tired. Ah well, monday was the goodness as well, as I saw mine and everyone else's favorite ball of corn, my Lez Pez. Ah yeaaaah, so good. Ice is so, so very good.

Uh, lemme see...oh, I managed to get almost every episode of Fullmetal Alchemist, upto 50, but there's 51 which now I must try to get. So yeah, it is so good, it makes me soul cry in joy. I love Fullmetal Alchemist, as can be seen by this very blog!!!!!

...!!

Decided to add more exclamation points. In any case, it's cold outside so I'm hopin thursday's like today, so it'll be good snuggling weather. Snuggling=Happy cheese.

Ed and Al Alchemised @02:47 a.m. on Thursday, October 7, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Ability to Scream
Fullmetal Music: X-Japan: Voiceless Screaming

'Coz I just saw the Trinidad/Mayorga fight, and hot-damn was it awesome.

8 Rounds and not one boring moment. Every round was just like...why are you so good? And it would reply:

Fuck you. ::body shot::

I'm still reeling and pain and I'm sure I'm bleeding internally but man it's worth it after that fight. I love boxing, even though the last Roy Jones Jr. fight was so disappointing it made me totally lose respect for him. He's washed up. Shit, Trinidad came back after a 2 1/2 year hiatus and fucked his opponent up! That's how it's gotta be! Shit, he was so good, I'm sure afterwards he was still pretty and hittin up the clubs. What, how do I know? Only from this pic riiiiight...

Yeah, just kiddin. So anyhoo, worked today, but last night I saw my Cornball and we went shopping. And it was good. So good.

Cornball likes Nemo ^_^

Ed and Al Alchemised @11:57 p.m. on Saturday, October 2, 2004

Asian Kung Fu Generation-Rewrite
Fullmetal Music: I Am Fullmetal's Need to Draw

So yeah, I did shit today. I hate that.

Had a day planned out but it didn't go as I wanted soooooo someone had to die today. I still have the blood on my hands. Yeah, in lieu of what happened, or didn't happen, rather, I decided to work on some projects, namely mastering airbrushing and my comic.

So you know what comes now...

Here are my new pics:

Page 9: Yes, page 9 of my comic. Granted, there's no text and it's still in pencil, but I wanted to show everyone how it's coming along. Soon I'll be really getting into it and it'll be muuuuuch better.

Skye and the bighand: Yeah, perspective pic, just a bit. I like the way it came out, and yeah..Skye's hand is big. Get smacked with that sucker and you'll die.

Prince Sora (Under the Sky So Blue) Hotdamn I love this picture. This one pic right here has boosted my confidence in drawing my comic. I...love this picture. I cried making it 'coz it was so beautiful. Now it's your turn to cry. NOW.

Yeah that's it, end of my blog. Fromaggio!

Ed and Al Alchemised @12:07 a.m. on Friday, October 1, 2004

X Japan-Crucify My Love
Fullmetal Music: I Am Fullmetal's Good Days

Ahh, another good day done terribly great. Yeah, that makes sense.

So I hung out with my Cornball again today. Need I bring out the confetti and party hats? No?

Too bad.

::Confetti and party hats::

Bitches. So yeah, I have work today, which'll go by like it usually does, and then tomorrow I'm devoting a whole day to being happy. Don't know what I mean? Good, quit being so snoopy, you jizz monkeys.

Look! A new picture! I airbrushed it >D

Okay that's it, die.

Ed and Al Alchemised @04:08 p.m. on Wednesday, September 29, 2004

I Am Fullmetal's Rainy Day
Fullmetal Music: Fullmetal Alchemist-The Atonement

Haa...the rain today was the worst. It was so bad, I couldn't see in front of me when I was driving back home.

Now where I was coming from...hee hee, that's more important. And fun to talk about.

But I'm not gonna, 'coz I'm a jerk.

So yeah, I saw my Cornball two days in a row, and man oh man, just...wonderful

You know how one person can say something one moment and it changes everything? Good way, bad way, whatever, for me it's a great way. I'm looking around and I'm seeing everything in color, food tastes so much better, you just wanna soak everything in. I never knew what it was like to feel so completely stupid until now...but it's the best feeling ever.

I also worked today, which sucked. Very easy, boring day, but there were a mass amount of carts outside, and god knows why 'coz i'll tell you, we didn't have many customers at all. Well they told us we would be leaving early, which was a fat lie but I'm used to it with my lousy ass job. Eh, whatever, one day of work to go and then I'm off again. It'll go by quick, too, which is all I'm looking forward to. But hot damn, it rained so much it's such a pain in the ass. Hopefully it won't be as bad tomorrow, but who knows...

By the way, like my new layout? I colored it in and then pieced the background together >D

I rock the socks, damnit.

Ed and Al Alchemised @11:21 p.m. on Tuesday, September 28, 2004