Angry Little Asian Girl!
Thursday, October 28, 1999, 12:25 p.m.
Gah! I can't believe I didn't see this sooner! Bill Colgrove sent it, that was nice of him. The site's a little unfinished i think, or maybe just broken, but dude! ANGRY LITTLE ASIAN GIRL!
It's Shocking Season Again
Wednesday, October 27, 1999, 11:15 a.m.
It's not my sister's birthday anymore, but i don't want to delete than entry, and anyway, it's not like it would be unconscionable for you to wish her a happy -belated- birthday...
Anyway, my uninvited electrical charge issues have begun in earnest again, what with the changing of seasons and drying of air. For an explanation, click above.
Today is Beth Chen's Birthday
Tuesday, October 26, 1999, 10:25 a.m.
Today is my very best big sister's birthday, and you should encourage her to enjoy it using the handy link above. Her name is Beth and she is 30 years old now.
Use This.
Friday, October 22, 1999, 05:22 p.m.
This goes out to all the nice people who say they don't vote as a political statement. That's a gay-ass thing to do. If you're not gonna vote, admit it's cause you're lazy, and then stop bitching about the two-party (or one-party) system. The only reason third parties don't do better in this country is cause all the smart people like you don't vote. There are like 3 trillion non-republican and non-democrat candidates out there, ONE of them has GOT to agree with you. Vote for him or her. Write his or her ass in, it's NOT that hard. Me, I go Nader. I bet you'd like Nader too, if you got to know his stances. I bet millions of people would. I think he got something like 300,000 votes total in the last election. If more people paid attention, maybe he'd actually make a newsworthy dent and then we could all start talking about why we have presidents that none of us actually likes or believes in.
I KISS YOU!!!!!!!! I like sex
Friday, October 22, 1999, 02:48 p.m.
Act now! Won't last!
The Word Detective
Tuesday, October 19, 1999, 01:42 p.m.
Ok. When I say, "I love the internet," I mean I have got an honest-to-pete gin-u-wine soft spot in me heart for it. I love being able to find out just about anything reasonable within minutes. I mean, previously, I would have just been like "wonder where that phrase came from... and i'll just keep wondering cause i don't exactly feel like doing the research necessary to find out and it's really not that important to me, but still.. i wonder" but now I just look it the fuck up, for free, from the comfort of my herman miller.
5 asses (2 used with hole).
Monday, October 18, 1999, 05:46 p.m.
Screenit.com is a christian movie review site that really beautifully encapsulates movies into their true essence. In particular, the profanity summaries they do in each review read like poetry. (here's a fun game!: read the one linked above and see if you can figure out what movie it's for before you scroll up!) While you're there, check out the sex/nudity summary for Cruel Intentions, which was so apt and concise, I barely needed to see the movie after reading it.
Take a moment, too, to picture these dutiful christians furiously scribbling in their notebooks every fuck, cock, pussy, and blow job they encounter. God bless America.
Ha ha ha! Funny jokes.
Wednesday, October 13, 1999, 05:51 p.m.
a sample:
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE #8
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
John.
John who?
John Wilson, your old friend from college.
What a pleasant surprise. Please, come in.
funny dog picture
Tuesday, October 5, 1999, 11:32 a.m.
make me laff and laff.
Can we PUHLEEZE go metric NOW?
Thursday, September 30, 1999, 03:38 p.m.
i mean, god.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrchives
Tuesday, September 28, 1999, 05:30 p.m.
journey into the um past.
Wes Bentley: Uber Hottie With Rilly Bad Taste in Music
Tuesday, September 28, 1999, 05:37 p.m.
Saw American Beauty last night, which i highly recommend on at least 4 levels. One of which is Wes Bentley, who can act up a storm. In my loins.
I kid.
Anyway, I'm checking out the Official Movie Site which is inexplicably hosted on Amazon (ah, the randomness of late nineties' business models) and each castmember gets a page with a little bio, but best of all, with a "Favorites" section where they list their favorite movies and musicians and books. On the one hand, I judge nearly everyone I meet based on their pop culture influences, so this is actually good info for me. On the other, it just ruined a perfectly good crush on a movie star.
And on the third hand, KEVIN SPACEY LIKES MOBY!
The Vertical Brush
Tuesday, September 28, 1999, 05:31 p.m.
new on fireland, a beauty-full story of summer lovin.
