Good Dancing Bug
Friday, January 21, 2000
haha funny
It's so totally the future.
Tuesday, January 18, 2000
Hey do you think it looks like a banana hair clip painted silver with blinking lights on it, like geordi's?
totally.
Ok, yeah, OBVIOUSLY this site is fucked, but there's something very important to see here.
Friday, January 14, 2000
This is the Anorexic/Bulimic Rec Room. It's Not Ironic, it's a website for unapologetic anorectics and bulimics. The reason I am linking this is that I want you to look at the pictures. Ok, you will look at them, and you will be completely scared and disgusted and want to close your browser window, but there's something even more shocking about these pictures that didn't hit me for the first couple seconds. If you look at some of their thighs and arms and stomachs, you don't see anorexia, you see the same shit you see in women's magazines, you'll see supermodels. It looks "good." (Not all of them look good, some of them look sick no matter what, but for instance look at this and this or imagine this woman in a slip dress. I'm not kidding. But when you see the whole, naked body, you see sickness and it's scary and disgusting. When you see those thighs and arms and stomachs in magazines, and you feel that twinge of desire to look like that or fuck someone who looks like that, I hope you remember these images and realize that IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING. Magazines can either airbrush out the bones, or airbrush out the flesh to make it look like it's possible to look like that just by "exercising and eating right." But no human woman has that kind of space between her thighs without some popping bones.
My New Favorite Thing
Friday, January 14, 2000
Read about this on statingtheobvious.com, and it really does actually change the way I surf. Such an obvious tool, and I could swear I've seen it done before but it must have been in an unuseable way or else surely I'd be using it. In short, this site lets you spy on sites you frequent to see when they've been updated. Particularly useful for your really deep bookmarks that you never touch and then two months later you find out the Tindersticks went on tour last month and you totally missed it. Although, they toured in Europe so it's not like you could have gone. But still, isn't it kinda fucked that you didn't know?
Donna Parker's VD and Unicrons Homepage.
Friday, January 14, 2000
I full on STOLE this from julia.diaryland.com, which never disappoints incidentally, but anyway, I stole it, and I'm sorry. Jesus wouldn't steal a link. But holy holy this made my day. VD is Valentine's Day, not Venereal Disease, and this site is like... I can't even describe how brilliant.
"I'd love to know what Valentine's Day was like back in the days when unicorns roamed the planet. I think Unicorns are perfect for Valentine's day because their the most romantic animals."
This is Andy Jenkins' San Pedro
Thursday, January 13, 2000
I don't know when this got put up but it sure is wonderful and eerie. It sure would be nice if more people used the web to just do cool projects for kicks. I mean i know lots of people do but it would be extra nice if they were all you know, talented, like Andy Jenkins.
Evidently, I eat gorilla salad.
Friday, January 7, 2000
This quirky, wakky generator will craft for you a 100% genuine Wu Tang Clan name from your very own god-given one. I am Radiophonic Oddity, but evidently I eat Gorilla Salad. I'd much much rather be Gorilla Salad. Can I be Gorilla Salad?
everyone said he was stupid for pasting his big drawing on the side of a building.
Thursday, December 30, 1999
Sweet Ben Woodward wheatpaste. You remember Ben Woodward from that link that is RIGHT UNDER HERE stupid bitch.
"Mostly, we learned not to mess with vinyl inks anymore. They are nasty."
Thursday, December 30, 1999
Sweet Ben Woodward article. You remember ben from the one and only mullet link in my pita. Also if you've been in my bedroom you know Ben a lot. He did the smoking pigeons and the guinea pig and the orange monsters.
I am desperate
Friday, December 17, 1999
for a new season of the Sopranos, but this will just have to do in the meantime.
He approaches; a human pop quiz...
Thursday, December 16, 1999
Interesting pbs site about panhandling. When I first followed the link from salon I expected it to be some sort of joke; and the design sort of makes it seem like one, but the content is actually pretty thought-provoking. It provoked my thoughts. Now my thoughts are all... provoked.
Happy Holidays from WHAM!
Tuesday, December 14, 1999
Peter gets props for mailing me this. George Michael gets props for being a fine artist and I get props for fantastic shoes! Yay us!
Oh. My Fucking. God.
Thursday, December 9, 1999
You will not believe how brilliant this site is. It's a clip art fantasy. Click 3 click 3! You will be the opposite of sorry. You will write me long thank you notes. You will write long, long thank you notes to Nattles, who made this site. And if you like Flin Flon, as I do, you will wonder to yourself: "Rock stars. Is there anything they can't do?"
Look at my boobs! Look at my boobs!
Monday, December 6, 1999
duh. "Uh, ma'am? I think you uh, dropped an earring?"
Hippies make me laff and laff
Friday, December 3, 1999
Read the "Missing Student Found" blurb. Something tells me this story is worth so many, many more sentences than three. Though, in its three sentence format, every blessed phrase packs a punch. "Cruise Ship." "Transient People." "Missing Since Thanksgiving." HAHAHAHAHAHA oh i laff so jolly.
Na-der, Na-der, Na-der, Na-der
Thursday, December 2, 1999
I realize i'm being kinda boring lately but whatever. so's yer mom. A nice long piece about Nader's next candidacy and the fact that he's actually going to campaign this time. I was wrong, he got 700,000 votes in 96... that's almost 1 percent, when, as this article pointed out, only 1 in 7 voters knew he was even running. If he can get 5% this time, then the Green Party gets federal funds next election, just like the Reform Party. Read this article, fall in love with Nader, and vote for him please.
Scary Spiv
Tuesday, November 30, 1999
ew.
Does Janeane Garafalo Do Heroin?
Monday, November 22, 1999
My "inter" "view" with the Foo Fighters, new at marychen.com
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Monday, November 22, 1999
pavement may or may not have left the building.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Monday, November 22, 1999
quentin crisp has left the building.
