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Friday, May 3, 2002 07:05 p.m.
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:: contented sigh ::
everythingn is finally working out
Mental checklist of things to do
Dress - check
date- check
friends limo club nite stuff done by the eternal forces of organisation sals and mellisa? - check!
All that remains is for us to dance the nite away!!
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Saturday, April 27, 2002 12:42 p.m.
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am also starting a campagin for angela to come to the ball
( want to feel like fairy god mother)
and also for angela to use pitas again
(want to feel like evil dictator)
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24th June- kwoky's bday! |
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Saturday, April 27, 2002 12:40 p.m.
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just thought id let you all no!!!
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ooo... look at shiny colours! :: am feelin blond :: |
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Friday, April 26, 2002 08:27 p.m.
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:: mwah :: to everyone except evil person.. Jo!! making fun of my intelligence :@ <-- angry face
I went shopping yesterday! got my loverly dress and jeans and tops.. and when i came home I found a bed where my matresses use to be!! Blimy!!
Twas a long day :P
But i still reallllyyy wish i had eaten the crepe in Hampstead in the mornin when I had the chance
:: secretly wishes for Crepe ::
Btw, I took Jo's personality test... and ooo!! look at my hands.. they're typin and movin fast!
So sorry!! Had a blonde moment!
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effiing C11 |
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Monday, April 22, 2002 07:28 p.m.
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this is an online record of my bad influence
Uno : im soo bored sals.. i just cant work
Sals: But we really have to ok? Alevels!!
Uno: But sals!!!
Sals: GO AWAY
Uno: wanna go shoppin??
Salsa thinks for one second : OK!
So off we went to brent cross to look for dresses.. my dress in monsoon was gone! so went around various shops and found dream dress in Next- camel colour v nice... but disadvanatage for making B.U.M seem the size of Austrailia
After Sals blew all her money on shoes and tops etc.. we didnt have enuff money for lucnch
In horror we realised that it was in fact 2.20.. ran aimlesly cos we didnt realise where bus stop was
waited 18 min for bus with me calmin the increasingly hysterical saloni
whilst on bus.. we disccused the fact that we were ikn fact rebels who didnt care about skool
once at skool.. deciced no to go to lessons
aww the life of the rebels!!!!! |
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bloody, idiot stupid imbecile basta*d offsrping type isuues with school |
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Thursday, April 18, 2002 07:05 p.m.
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first day bak at school was horrendous.. economics tests... y is is that no matter how much type u have... u only ever start revsing the nite before?????
So update- life is sooo crap!! too much work and seem to fAiLiNg everything!!
only bright spot is that i get to use Nams dove shampoo tonite!! yay for my soft silky hair!!
well done angela on ure coursework!!! |
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the bitach jo! |
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Sunday, April 14, 2002 01:00 a.m.
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Omigod ppl
not ONE FREAKIN PERSON has mentioned the briiliant site overall... R U ALL BLIND?
so curious to no what extactly ppl think of me ( how paranoid am I ?? I blame Jo, the hipless wonder and her cutting yet witty insults) I took the test..
drum roll please
im a rich bitch!!! apparently ppl dont like and am too materialisic.. so I shall be nicer... but first I gotta fo T-P Jo's house!!!!
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llookkk attt me!! |
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Wednesday, April 10, 2002 11:00 a.m.
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wowowowow
i just wanna say
appreciate the page!!
And obviously i did it all myself
::sigh:: i cannot tell a lie ( at least not for very long hehehehe)
IT WAS ZOZZY'S CUZ- SAM!!!
thanks zoz for being related to him..lolol and i guess i shud also thank Sam for making my site.. so now... am not afraid to show ppl my page
F$%^k!!! WHY CANT I WORK... damm my weak will....
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an entry to kwoky and shanny!! |
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Saturday, April 6, 2002 07:41 p.m.
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Actually, thats a lie, its to everyone but especially to angela and shan!!
Ok..so everyone is working??
ill kill u all!! ( wow, i dont sound manic ure not allowed to be working)
anways.. done crap all work.. thanx to MTV and other attention span type killer projects, i have the attention span of a freakin TOMATO
Ok so an update otherwise... ermm .. shan told me that i laugh like minnie mouse - what can i say? The girl knows how to compliment!!!!!
Hey kwoky.. just read ure webpage.. wow.. it puts mine to shame :: runs into corner in order to cover computer page which looks pitiful ::
Ok.. bizzare fone call from Shan... she wants to clubbin but when i said no.. SHE HUNG UP... felt used in manner of ho.. when not useful.. I WAS ABANDONNED!!
lol shan called bak.. aww still am friends as she explained the situation..::phew:: was close one there!! hehe... i think.. judging from this message... i need a therepist!! anyone wanna come with me???
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exxxxcelent |
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Monday, March 25, 2002 07:19 p.m.
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as part of evil mastermind type plan,I plan to FIND DATES FOR DATELESS FRIENDS... not mentioning any names or anything. :: cough cough :: :: uno glances aound slyly::
anyways... as genius type person..I FIXED SALSA'S COMP... not ym bruv... ME!
ahh well we geniuses never get the recongnization until we're dead!!
Ahh well, tara for now luvies in cilla black type style |
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immm bak!!!!! ( in johnny carson type method) |
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Monday, March 25, 2002 07:12 p.m.
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helllooooooooo my luvies Im sooo bak!!!
I wish I could write more but hands still trembling from all nighter.... damm Micheal Douglas and his smouldering eyes as Gordon Gecko!!
Bio? - in.
good? - NO!!
oh well... am condemmed to a life time of not understanding Penicillin G! !! no ine is allowed to mention this foul word around me! |
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there she goes, walking down the street singing doo waa etc |
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Tuesday, March 19, 2002 03:58 p.m.
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ok so am supposed to be working on history but some how its not as interesting as PITAS... grr..... am becoming like shan... spent entire econ lesson cutting off split ends.. where there is a will.. there is a way!! |
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Monday, March 18, 2002 02:03 p.m.
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Am still amazing person as managed to make website for Lil Choc- NAM!!! However, when I was before proud of my website, now I am shamefully trying to hide it :( HEELLPP MEEE sommeeonee!! |
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nahiinnnnnn |
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Sunday, March 17, 2002 12:56 p.m.
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jo- you will neva bring me over to designer goods, crappy bag only cost me 10 squid.. i expect it to fall apart soon |
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a msg from ME to SHAN! |
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Saturday, March 16, 2002 09:05 p.m.
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thankee shan for yee compliment
I also have skills in making things BOLD
So to piss people off a while, I shall now commence to speak in 'rudegirliness'- tis a language unique to the plains of harrow.. but lately in search of food the rude girl species has been known to migrate vast distances e.g. Ilford
gawn ma bred,ow it chilin? yesterday, me and my blads was cochin at my blads yard before my bred belled me. He goes there is a BOOM rave at Equinox tonite innit with plenty of kuris of my mans blads to enjoy n plently of fyne mans to me and my grils. I go safe safe gimme a ride and my bred goes- yeh wicked! so me and my crew bounced there and got jiggy wit it! I hooked up wit dis FYNE mans!it was sick man, sick!
For those not 'with' it, please allow me the pleasure to translate...
Hello friend, how are you? yesterday me and my best friends were relaxing at my best friend's house before my friend called me. He told me that"there is a very good party at QEquinox tonite with plenty of pretty girls for your guy friends and plenty of handsome men for you and your girl friends". I said thats nice and asked him to give me a ride in his automobile there. He said that was fine. So me and my friends went there and danced all night long. I also met a very handsome man. It was fun friend, really fun
A word of warning. Never enter on their territory without knowing their langauge. rude girls ALSO hate other girls SO any attempt at friendliness could mean they try to attack you
HAPPY TRAVELS!! |
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a moral dilema.. |
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Saturday, March 16, 2002 08:55 p.m.
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hectic day 2day- went 2 opticions, indian food shopin, bag shopin, john lewis, homebase, B n Q and still fitted in time for Tescos and Iqea... LORDY!
Saw my ball gown in Monsoon- 5o's style dress with ickle straps- v flatering blue colour, gonna get 50's style peticote so the dress flares out.. ITS SOO NICE!
My dilema... brought wonderful skool bag from sardarjis.. got home, raved about it to non pitas user.. IN HORROR REALISED IT WAS SIMILAR TO JO's!! different colour and strap BUT STILL!!! am v sad now as loved the bag and considered marriage to it ...grrrrrrrrrr |
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Jo... sneaky oriental!! |
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Friday, March 15, 2002 08:02 p.m.
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am v v angry.. grrr (me angry) at being called Harrow Girl, racist I can work with( am jokin.. am not about to apply for honorary memebership in BNP... unless..).. it is like me calling Jo the hipless wonder.. o wait... hehehe. Am goin to get various sarky replies to me now
In more news.. I got rejected from warick for Law and Buisness ( feel guilty now Jo? hehehe ah well... as that bloke off TV said ( a wonderful source of wisdom).. C'est la Vie!! |
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life aint nothing but a popularity contest |
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Friday, March 15, 2002 06:41 p.m.
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or maybe its a box of chocolates... well me dearies Im bak... but looked at counter before.. nearly fell of chair when I realised I got 81 Hits!!! then i realised it was only cos I kept refreshing the page... aww the pain....if only baloo was here to sing to me....:( |
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Friday, March 15, 2002 06:24 p.m.
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Maybe not exactly tru but Shan, Jo.. arent u proud of me?? However am not happy at being sucked into black hole oblivion type thing that is called Pitas!!!
But to lighten the mood of black hole crack cocaine type addiction... I shall tell my favourite joke ! ::people cower in awe::
What are gujerati people crap at football?
Cos everytime they get a corner, they open a shop! :) |
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What My Friends Think About Me..(ooooer) |
'say whatever you want about me,' uno tells me. it's no fun if it's this easy... and with uno, it really is always easy. I mean, even without the standard dissing of her hair/clothes/harrowgirliness, you've still got that odour, her pathological unfunnyness and just generally being herself. the beyatch who has unheatlthy fascination with my hair in history lessons / her nonexistent hips / and feeding me in manner of asian grandmother. oh, and she belongs in a circus.
erm.. love,
jo, y'know, your dear friend... (this doesn't make me seem too... bitchy or anything, does it?)
'AAAAAAAH!!! this is supposed to be about uno but im stressed! its parents
evening now! :( anyway, uno....yeah, thanks woman! she did all of my site that
exists so far! and in a rare moment of sentiment....awww! shes really lovely
(yeah! shes paying me!!! :) Nams,
'So a whole section to write what i think about u Uno (aka falafel girl eating all my falafels)..and u can't do anything to stop me...hehehehehehehe (our patented evil laugh!)!!! What shall i say.....first can i say ur name shld've been falafel.pitas hehe so anywayz ur standing rite behind me trying to read this while im writing and i keep screaming and covering the screen, quite an amusing scene really! So im supposed to say nice things bout u huh....well beyatch nothing good to say so gonna leave it there! lol luv ya loads really and u da best...debatable huh Jo? hehehe ciao!
Salsa
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