*the Bard wanders up to the Twee Tree and stops beneath it, fiercefully thrusting his ukelele up to it*
My Ladies!Dearest kittens! Harken!
*from above, rustling leaves announces that both Twees are...harkening? O_o;;
*the Bard continues~*
'tis the Ballad Of The Twees!
*from above*...oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
*unfazed, the Bard begins making weird sounds on his ukelele thingy and starts singing terribly off-key*
"Little kitty Razzy was sitting in a bush
and all around her growing was a forest green and lush.
How da Raz had gotten there, folks I do not know -
all I know, and that's for sure, she was a pretty - OWWW!
*Twee Nin chucks a rotten tomato at the Bard and yells* Is that a song about what she looks like in your schizo fantasies or about how we met, ya amateur?!
*the Bard coughs. Loud and long.*
Aaaaanyway...
"Along came Tigerninny, chasing Willy the Dog.
The reason why, I tell you folks, is too bloody for even this blog -
she chased him through the forest, intend on his decay,
and maybe that's a good idea coz dogs never do as we say!
*out of nowhere, 5,000 dogs appear and shred the Bard to pieces*
*Twee Raz & Twee Nin: XD XD XD*
"So Nin was chasing Willy, but she lost his trail, alas!
Needless to say, when he got away, the Nin was burning with...uhm...Hass!
*Twee Raz raises an eyebrow* That's a German word.
*bard* Yeah. So?
*Raz* But it's an English song!
*Bard* Uhm...we're multi-cultural? ^^;;
*Twee Nin and Twee Raz: ¬.¬ . They chuck a truckload of English dictionaries at the bard and horribly crush him*
"So as she stood there cursing, next to the Raz-filled bush,
the Raz-bush started moving as if in a terrible spaz!
And now the Tigerninny, hell-bent on death and blood,
pounced the bush and now the Raz sat there screaming "OH GAAAAAAAWD!"
*Twee Nin morphes into Farfarello and annihilates the Bard for having said the G-word. Twee Raz applauds, munching popcorn*
"The Razzy calmed down quickly, dubbing the other a friend,
and climbed into the next tree, and that's now nearly the END!
For that tree, you see, that was the TWEE TREE, unique and beautiful,
and the sat there waiting until the Nin returned with Willy Dog's skull."
*Twee Nin and Twee Raz bury the sorry remains of the Bard under the Twee Tree for compost and return to their normal schedule of insanity*
XD Can you tell I was bored today? "Hass" = "hate". ^_~
~Nin~
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We searched for glitter on: Monday, May 21, 2001; 06:43 p.m.
