Left: Zhu Jing Shun//Lao Zhu AKA. Most Corrupted PigPerson in Zhuhai. Unfortuantely, also happens to be the asshole I work with. He's smelly, his room is smelly, he smokes waaaay too much and talks in this annoyingly pompous know-it-all manner which makes me want to smack with. In the back of my (not-so-nice) mind, I think of him as a snorting black wild pig, smirking with glee and digging its nostrils in food. Point being, he grosses me out.
Right: Wei Kang Aka. Dorky Daddy-to-Be Mr Nice Guy He's the reason why people think nice guys will win because he's got a cute wife and cute kids-to-be and he's so godawfully nice (he sent his wife home because she was pregnant and he didn't want her to be in this place where the enviroment was so bad) that it makes you wonder how he survives in china.
My Boss
Celine AKA. My Boss/Partner-In-Crime She calls me "desperate", I call her "promiscious" and she's my best friend in China. She's really fun and havoc-ish, but works damned hard too. I call her "Xin Ai de" (darling) and climb up her window and we do crazy stuff together like go shopping using the company car, or spending money in macau with the intelligent excuse: "The queue was long!" so that we can skip more work and hang around to eat tau huay. She's my mentor in work too and taught me stuff dad would never bother to teach. And when I asked for a pic she gave me a funny face! LOL! Go Celine~! I'll really miss you when you leave
Office Folk
First up is....
Ella AKA. Uncle Sam's Mistress/Secatary The clichest of the cliche. Secatary-turned-mistress who is typically meek, submissively backboneless and cringingly nice. She speaks softly. She has long girly hair. She wears FRILLY dresses to work (and this is a manufacturing plant yo(). She's also alarmingly nice. and polite. oh gawd sometimes she makes me want to smack myself at her submissiveness. BUT UNCLE SAMMY LIKES'EM PLIANT YEA? *insert corny control jokes here*
Lingling AKA. Codename: Zerozero. LOL! KOR HAS A CRUSH ON HER AND SHE'S TALLER THAN HIM! sorry, that just came out. I keep wanting to announce the last fact hahahaha~ The creepy part is that she looks kinda like Vivian, his current gf. The sad part is that she's pretty, but nothing much else. She's kinda whiny and lian, not to mention since she's from a farm/village - she can be quite rude too. But she's nice to look at, and also one of my friends. I like her, but not as much as.....
Feng Lian AKA. Producer. She's got this huge urge to prettify me up with new clothes and new hair and how to act like a girl. Plus, she's also Qian Yong's best female friend and hinting like no tomorrow LOL. She's really fun though - drinks a lot, really loud with jangly earrings and 7! piercings and 2 tattoos. If she was ever cast as an anime character - she'll totally fit in as the genki tomboy sidekick with awesome mad skillz.
Ke Ai Aka. The Cute Yes, her name is really Ke Ai. Yes, her name really means cute. Yes, I don't really get how Chinese people can name their kids that but then again, hers is not the worst of the lot. The funny thing is that she's really cute - cheerful and bubbly and all. Kinda scary, but she's literally Cute and cute LOL.
Xiao Hong AKA the receptionist I bully to do my paperwork for me I'm getting lazier and lazier to type, so I think the caption should do the job.
Tu Duai AKA the Guy I called Todai on my First Day of Work Serious otakudom at work there LOLz. He's actually the captain of the security here and doubles as my bodygaurd occasionally, as well as opening/breaking locks in the girls dorm when it gets stuck.
PART II: The Supervisors
(I didn't get everyone's photo, but I managed to get who I could. Missing people: Grace, Wang Fei Zhang, Zhang Yuan Xu)
Suan Chuan AKA. The MindFucker/Guy I Would've Dated If He Were Younger. He drinks, smokes, gambles and is basically a mindfucker extraordinare. I think he enjoys despoiling the innocent, and we both play the roles very well *wide-eyed innocence* So far, he's taught me how to cheat at mahjong, how to play drinking games and write loveletters. hahahaha. Also, he's a huge kinky pervert because his screensaver is filled with bikini women + landscapes.
His typical expression:
The Hee-Smirk
Surprisingly, I don't find him annoying. Maybe 'cause he's actually smart. Maybe it's because we actually get along. Maybe it's because he's kinda fun, and lets me borrow his motorcycle LOL. Who knows? *winktsu!* Okay, that was gay LOL.
Wang Guo Qiang AKA. Manly Guy Who Is Actually Niang. From the looks of him, you won't imagine that he has a high high pitched voice, that he crosses his ankles when he sits, that he speaks softly and is TOTALLY NIANG. Even more weird, he's a toolmaker engineer *shakes head* A serious case of Appearances That Fool You. Another fun fact: he used to be my brother's mentor in toolmaking.
And now for the best part.....
PART 3: Store People
Wang Jia Le AKA. The Girly Jrocker-Closet-Otaku. He's so girly that even other guys describe him as wen ro. Girls giggle at him. He giggles back. He's got jrocker hair and hair tails down his back and he giggles when he talks. It's like......he giggles!. Anyway, he's really softspoken and polite and girly. Whenever I work with him, I feel the manly(?!) instinct to protect him since he never raises his voice to yell at people. The funny thing is that he's a real gundam otaku - he's got Freedom wallpaper, his USERNAME for the COMPANY ACCOUNT is "Justice" and he's a deepseated closet otaku fan. Hilarious~
Xiu Cai AKA. The Manly Guy With Girly Name. Plus, he's got really bai and liang skin that I can't help but wonder if he's using facial masks or whatever. He works with Jia Le in the Sending Store (I do Recieving)
Shue Wen AKA The Guy Who Is Shorter Than Me, You and You Too. And he's got a huge Sak-vibe. There's no way to describe how he minces when he walks, and how his "mou"s when he works. Also happens to be The Other Forklift driver along with Qian Yong. Scarily enough, he's actually 27. Does he even look legal?! Is he even legal?! (yes actually, he's MARRIED. *gasp*) He's kinda sleepy looking all the time though, lol. Did I mention he's short too? Like, 153cm or less. I wish I could take a video of him though, he's so.........cute! (and niang. see why i think he's an uke?!)
Shue Wen Trying Not to Mou
Finally................
Qian Yong
Yo! I'm Qian Yong
I Think Deep Thoughts And Pout Cutely
Like Whether tsu Is Taking Stalker!photos of me
OMG SHE'S RLY TAKING STALKER!photos of me
Because I am Totally AWESOME!:D
..............I can't stop staring at the last pic. fuck. LOL. Anyway he's qian yong, and no - he doesn't really talk like that. anyway. i don't really know what to say (except that he's so dorky and cute and cool and somuchlove<3) yeah, so anyway I don't want to talk too much so I will move on to Misc. pics
PART ??: Misc Pics
Where I live
My Office
blogging on Notepad while working
Raw Materials Store AKA. where to find qian yong<3
Forklift
Purple thistles, first of spring
view from CTM office, the field is ours too
okay, tired now.
love
tsu
+tsu waited for you at 10:22 p.m.+
