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Never Underestimate the Predictability of Stupidity
Oookay... ;_; I'm an idiot~ I~ accidentally spilled nailpolish remover on my laptop... my open laptop... my open and operational laptop... gerk ;_; which, of course, died~
I took it apart and cleaned it out, so now it works, but I think I permanently killed the touchpad, cause that's welded shut so I can't get at it ;_; and the keyboard isn't working right still, which I hafta fix tomorrow - and theres only one port, so I can only use a keyboard or a mouse, and since I can't very well type with a mouse, I plugged in a keyboard, which means I hafta run Windows with no mouse ;_; I forgot how unpleasant it is~
NEwho, uh~ sorry to anyone reading this who I was sposed to do something for today - I'll get back to you tomorrow when my bastard machine is better ^^
Toodles~
Tro was here at 01:42 a.m. on Saturday, January 1, 2000
When Perverts Attack
Waaaaaaaaaa~ my nose burns ;_;
Okay, here's the lowdown - I'm a pervert. I'm so far out there, I'm orbital : Orbital Pervert ^^ my sister is likewise a pervert, but not as bad as I am~ yet ^^
NEwho, having recently come out to her (ookay, not really - I generally assume everyone in the world knows I'm bi so I dont believe in 'coming out' - it just occured to her to ask me a few months ago ^^) my sissy has decided that it's now THE most amusing thing ever to hit on me~ CONSTANTLY ;_; mainly cause it weirds people out, cause we look like twins - plus we think its pretty funny ^^
SO on with the story - we've been playing ff8 for the past few days, thus have been making truly FILTHY innuendos constantly - n she keeps offering to sit in my lap and purr for me (which she did once, only I coulnd't breathe cause she's bigger than me and I was laughing so hard) SO that established~ we were talking about our dog, who is SO spoiled (by my father) and she was trying to get the dog to do tricks :
sit - the dog sat
stay - the dog stayed
lay down - the dog got up and walked off
so sissy came over and she said that lay down meant get up~ and I of course having a truly filthy mind and only half paying attention to her thought she said 'lay means get it up' and asked aboout it ^^ so she of course grabbed the remote control and said something along the lines of 'ill get it up for you anytime baby~' - now comes the interesting part -
I was drinking my diet coke when I looked over at her after she said this... and she was holding the remote down at crotch level and waving it around in what Im assuming was the 'getting it up' motion ;_; I burst out laughing... while drinking... thus causing diet coke to come spurting out my nose~ and I STILL couldn't stop laughing~ it looked SO FUNNY!!!! ;_; n she laughed at me cause I had coke coming out my nose ;_;
Someone SAVE ME ;_; I'm a gaming addict *cries* take my playstation away~ ANYTHING!!! *tries to run but is dragged kicking and screaming back to the game*
Tro was here at 12:42 a.m. on Saturday, August 11, 2001
He was an Expert German!
*snickers madly*
Lemme explain ^^ today is gonna be explain the snarky comments day ^^ NEwho :
Expert Germans -
As I mentioned earlier I'm playing FF8 now for the first time (AAAAAA LAGUNA IS SO ADORABLE! He needs a cookie~ a whole box of cookies~ hell, let's sacrifice the Keebler Elves to him!) and my sister was flipping through the little booklet and suddenly asked 'Irvine is an expert german?' I sort of giggled and asked something along the lines of 'what makes someone an expert german? I mean, would a bad german be like~ say~ someone with a really cheesy german accent?' (see : Turkish in Snatch - "ze germans" *snickers madly*) and then she sort of snorted at me and looked at the page again ^^ Turns out it said 'expert gunman' and she just sorta skimmed over it and saw the g--man then inserted the wrong letters ^^ So now I hafta ask about the expert germans all the time ^^
Puffy Cheetos Hurt God -
*groan* Okay~ I was talking about bad WK fics I had been reading with uh, reishin, and then discussing THAT with my sissy - and I had commented that a few of them have Schuldig calling Crawford um~ 'Braddy' and this led to a discussion about what circumstances would have to happen for Schu to call him Braddy~ and we figured large amounts of illegal substances would have to be involved ^^ So then we sat around giggling about a highly stoned Schu getting the munchies then using his super mindfucking powers to make someone bring him pizza --- with anchovies ^^ and of course he'd share his stash with Farfie~ which lead to stoned-Farfie... *coughs and does her stoned-farfie impression* 'i crave cheetos~ not the turd-looking ones. the puffy kind~ puffy cheetos hurt god' and as you can imagine it went downhill from there ^^
Okay, gonna go~ not-sleep now ^^ mebe steal the last cupcake and consume the remaining two pieces of cake >) yay me! Tomorrow um.. tomorrow being whenever I wake up later today ^^ I'll write something profound and meaningful~ (like, philosophize on the profound religious meaning of the movie the Stand - eg, god hits like a girl, and bitchslaps Randall Flagg... er.. nm ^^) So~ NITE!!
Tro was here at 04:06 a.m. on Thursday, August 9, 2001
Beware the Cake Nazi!
I have decided that perverts should probably not play Final Fantasy 8 ^^ GOD ;_; started playing it yetserday for the first time, and we (me n sissy) haven't stopped laughing since! SO very many things the characters say and do can be taken the wrong way ;_; Ex :
Seifer to Squall : You're mine!
Tro speaking for Squal to Seifer on TV : Whatever you say babe *snicker*
And just earlier I was playing and Squall jumps in to save Zell while they're escaping and Zell drops to his knees and hugs Squall around the waist - so Squall grabs him by the hair to make him let go -
and this of course is when my sister walked in, looked at the screen and asked 'Dude, why's Zell going down on Squall in the middle of the hallway?'
Answer? Cause he WANTS him of course ^^
And so on and so forth~ we're so bad ;_; see, I make lewd comments to the characters on the screen, and my sister answers back *snick* NEwho, that's all for now ^^
PS - my mother IS the cake nazi! She mercilessly persecutes the middle pieces of the cake because they have less frosting~ they can't help it! They were made that way! But noooo~ she HATES them! *sniffles* it's so sad~
Tro was here at 11:41 p.m. on Monday, August 6, 2001
Puffy Cheetos Hurt God
*manic grin*
Weeell~ I wasn't gonna do it, but I felt the need to... *coughs decretely* :
+ Puffy Cheetos Hurt God +
I'm sorry ^^ It just jumped up on me~ Farfie kind of looks like he's wearing a prep-school outfit instead of pj's though ;_; damn him! NEwho, I may or may not explain the 'puffy cheetos' thing later, cause I don't want to now ^^
My sissy had her birfday party today - we went to the Outback Steak House (where my mother summed up her opinion of how I like my steak cooked - extra rare - in one, simple statement : "EEeeeewwwwww!") NEwho~ I saw one of the tech guys who worked on my bastard laptop there and he spent the whole time pretending he didn't notice me (we~ yelled at him and called him incompetent - cause he IS - on the several occations we had to visit with him ^^ so he dun like me at aaaall~)
It was fun ^^ I consumed an ungodly amount of birthday cake as well ^^ All in all, not bad ^^
NEwho, I think I'm off for now ^^ Updating my lil sidebar thing a little bit though first~
Ta ta~
PS - DAMN, the scar on my finger (middle, right hand) hurts like hell right now ;_; I don't know why! It's irritating~ *whines*
Tro was here at 02:41 a.m. on Saturday, August 4, 2001
101 'Creative' Uses for Sporks
Mwahahahaha~
Well, happy people *cheerfully addresses the nonexistent people who visit her blog* I have finished my Schu n Farfie pic~ I did it in a style that's sort of a 180 from stuff I normally do~ it's kind of strange for me ^^ it's ALL in very light (very German!) coloured pencils (Staedtler Farbstifte!) that I've used exactly once before (used the greens to colour charcoal Trowa's eyes once upon a time) SO NEwho, all pencil - didn't ink the outlines, did them in black and brown pencil ^^ it was~ actually pretty fun, it felt like I was colouring in gradeschool because its such a sketchy, light style ^^
I'm not sure if I like it yet, but I think I do~ it's not horrible at any rate, even though its the first pic of a Schu or a Farfie that I've done so they aren't the best ;_; But~ all in all, I'm not terribly displeased with it ^^
ze pic --> + Ravaged Angel +
Heh, the original title was Blood Stained Angel, but while drawing the wings (I doubt you can see in the pic, but there's sposed to be a ripped bone sticking out of one of the wings, n blood - it didn't show up too well) I was thinking of it as Ravaged Angel - so I tossed the pic and names at Jas n let him pic ^^ So Ravaged Angel it is ^^ * Mildly inspired by The Hollow Night by Ningengirai - red feathers ^^
NEwho~ its officially my sissy's birthday today ^^ Yaaay Eyo!
Gon go see Planet of the Apes for her birfday (according to her) and I'm gonna get her a cake (woo, not like I wouldn't get a cake just for the hell of it - but this way I don't hafta pay for it, cause it's for a good cause - yay parent's credit cards!)
Sooo~ that's bout it ^^ worked a little on FAERY PORN, but not actual writing yet, just outlining, but that's fun too ^^
Tata for now ^^
PS - Reishiiin~ I can't get that stupid bad fic out of my head ;_; I keep giggling in the middle of conversations cause of it *thwap* Aaww~ *snuggles* still lurv ya though, even if you did show me really bad yaoi lemon ;_;
Tro was here at 12:58 a.m. on Thursday, August 2, 2001
Cruisades : They Aren't Just About God Anymore
I have officially amended my lifelong cruisade against mayonnaise to include little girls writing lemons, particularly yaoi lemons.
It~ hurts ;_; I was reading this fic just the other day, and it was~ SO bad! All I could think while reading it was 'damn, the chick who wrote this can't possibly be more than 14 years old', and lo, I found out yesterday that she's 13! Why is a 13 year old writing gay porn?! A LOT of it, I might add! UGH ;_;
Now, I'm not against it because it's morally wrong - see, I'd need, like, morals for that ^^ If a kiddie was mature enough to produce very well written work, I'm sure I'd be fine with it - but the fact of the matter being I've NEVER seen it. Fics written by kiddies (est. age 15ish and below give or take a year or two), even yaoi fics (non-explicit) written by kiddies can be good and that's not what I'm protesting. It's the truly unpleasant trend of too-young girls writing about something they know about only from reading OTHER lemons (which they shouldn't even be DOING cause they're underage), and turning perfectly lovely men into perfectly sappy chicks with dicks ;_;
Make it stop!
GAH, but enough about that ^^ My (5 minute) quest to 'convince' reishin into getting a blog has been successful ^^ Granted it currently has the most godawful pre-made template design for now, but ^^ it's still THERE!
Mwahahhaahahahahhaa *cackles madly then skitters off*
Tro was here at 01:24 p.m. on Wednesday, August 1, 2001
The Difference Between Catatonia and Masturbation is 1/4"
*snickers madly*
Sorry couldn't help myself ;_; I'm making a valiant (but crappily rendered) attempt at a Schu n Farfie pic~ I just drew one of Farfie's hands - it's resting on his leg, and I'm looking at it thinking 'wow, if I moved that hand up by 1/4" it would take on a whole new meaning!' ~ *smirks* I have filthy mind~ but so does reishin so it's all good ^^
Soo, NEwho ^^ that's pretty much what I'm up to - did an outline of the first 'season' of FAERY PORN, but since my sissy has disappeared somewhere today we didn't get a chance to work on it - on the plus side, Davanni's Pizza just opened so went for pizza with my rents - *snickers* we're so bad ;_; everyone else is sitting around the tables with a pizza between four family members~ and then there's us... we each have one, and two full orders of garlic bread to boot - my mum ate like~ 2 pieces of hers, my father ated all his (he got lasagna instead of a pizza though) and I managed to consume my entire very delicious deep dish pepperoni pizza (medium ^^) Mwahaha~ I'm such a pig ;_; but I'm good with that!
Hnnn~ so that's the low down ^^ I'm off to work on me piccy some more in hopes that some day it'll turn out being not so crappy ;_; yeah, I suck~ so what ^^
Goal of the day : Make reishin get a blog!
Tactics : Offer to design it~ Harass~ Bat eyelashes~ Flirt ourtageously~ *check*
Ninmu~ Ryoukai~ *fanatical gleem in eye*
Tro was here at 11:18 p.m. on Tuesday, July 31, 2001
They Serve Cold Pasta Salad in Hell
Ooookay, I think I'm finally done tweeking the damned thing ^^ The original way I had it (pretweek) it looked like shit in Netscape - cause I used tableborders which look nice in IE, and aweful in Netscape ;_; bastard netscape... and my who, what, etc. text dooda doesn't show up in my version of netscape, so I put a lil popup window on them that'll show the same info if clicked - which you should only be motivated to do if the little text stuff doesn't fade in ^^
Bleh~ I hate crossbrowsering~ NEwho, it's now passable in netscape - with the exception of the damned margin (it shows the graphboxdesign whatever things over the top of the title pic and the bottom cell) which can't be helped *grrr*
SO~ hn~ nearlyl 6am n time for Tro to go to bed~
Be smart people : Avoid mayonnaise at all costs, for it is the condiment of the devil.
Tro was here at 05:40 a.m. on Tuesday, July 31, 2001
Jeder tanzt wie ich es sag'
Cookies if you've even maybe heard of the band And One. Hell, you can have the whole damn bag if you've heard the song that line is from!
Ehehe~ Too much German *snick* can't help it~ Next time I'll go for a Farfie-inspired subject mebe ^^
NEwho, what am I up to right now in my devious demended little mind? Well, 'm listening to And One (Panzermensch is playing right now *points* n that's what the quote's from o course) Uum~ I'm thinking of doing some fanart tomorrow - spent today doing this blog layout, which I'm actually really quite happy with (--> surprised Tro) Heh, usually I get sick of my site designs really quickly, even though other people seem to like them for some reason ^^ But I really like this one *nodnod* its fun for me~
Sooo~ fanart tomorrow it is then~ and some work on an original series I'm now doing with my sissy called FAERY PORN! (haha, made you look) No, really, that's what its called~ It's comedy so don't give me that look >P NEway, it should be fun ^^ We've each got a main character or three that we write (yahhaa, I have Seth baby!) and share Bob, the crossdressing, alcoholic, chainsmoking ex-toothfairy... Don't ask ^^ Some childhood stories just don't need to be shared *snickers* well, okay, I'll share, but later ^^
Uum~ just like~ 3 days til my sissy's birthday and she has decided that she wants us to dress up as Sanzo n Gojyo again and basically cruise around the city *snerk* I'm up for that I guess ^^ Floral sheets and all... *cough* see : + the travesty that is us + (I'm Sanzo wannabe, and yes, that's a featherduster on Eyo-sissy's head... *cough*)
Nn~ other than that I don't really have much to say right now ^^ cept yay me I FINISHED the layout *happy dance* I really wasn't happy with the other one, which probably like~ 5 people total saw anyway so ^^
Thank you that will be all *waits for applause* ......... .... .. .... .............. Pfh~ fine then *wanders off*
Tro was here at 11:13 p.m. on Monday, July 30, 2001
Ich bin der Bleistiftspitzer
Well ^^ Got the new layout up - yay me ^^ Will be tweeking it a little bit from right now, cause I haven't put in the links at this point, decided on a cursor, and the 5W's are not there yet ^^ But they will be!
NEwho, I'm happy with this one ^^ And I got to use some tags I don't usually use (page margins, table frames, text js, etc.) so it's fun for me ^^
Nn~ Obviously tis Schuldig n Farfarello~ my favy guys (and couple!) from Weiss Kreuz~ Nn~ that's about all I have to say right now ^^ Shall rant later~
Tata~
Tro was here at 05:51 p.m. on Monday, July 30, 2001
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