You can also help me steal music.

Haw Haw Haw

Parrots and suckers. Yeah-haw...

I just got an email from DBA@msn.com, with the subject heading, "Learn the hush-hush secrets of making BIG mon..." and I was really excited because I want to learn the secret to making BIG monsters.

But then I read the email, and DBA@msn.com wants to tell me the secrets to making BIG money.

Very disappointing. No thank you, DBA@msn.com, no thank you at all.

Yo.

I love these guys...

Okay, so 'evil' is my own personal judgment call. But this Wired article does all it can to make the whole process sound insidious...

Old New Homestarrunner cartoon!

Cool banner, CNN. Way to photoshop that suit and hat!

In everyday, in every way, the Internet finds new ways to taunt me. Blah.

Original entry:

Curry Monster Poetry
Tuesday, March 21, 2000 04:44 p.m.

I love curry. I love poetry.
I don't love curry poetry.

Flashback entry: I was diggin through the archives, and I found this hysterical Rapture cartoon. My original entry was thus:

Don't Let This Happen to You...
Saturday, April 29, 2000 03:23 p.m.

...when God comes calling, be somewhere His big ole feet can't find ya...

I still stand by my post.

Go Luke! Go Carrie!

Just some lego-$tar War$ diorama fun for you.

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