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Disclaimer: The notes to self are true. And by true I mean false. They're all lies but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. However the Hp rp truths and the atheist questions and true. They are the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and sure I'll swear over the bible on that, Mwhahahahahahaha. I know some people (religious types, teachers, fellow students, the desperates in rp chat rooms) may be offended and I apologise if that is the case. This is trictly "poke a stick at it" humour and no offence is meant to anybody... except to the desperates in rp chatrooms. The art of rp is a grand and noble one and SHOULDN'T be used to pick up the opporsite sex. Meh, that's all I have to say... go away people.

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Harry Potter Rp Truths
1. There will always be at least 3 characters who are dating/have dated Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and to a lesser extent Ron Weasely.
2. Draco Malfoy's girlfriend is always a year younger than him and in Ravenclaw.
3. All quidditch matches are between Gryfindor and Slytherin. The other two houses have been pernamently excluded from this sport.
4. Lord Voldermort has an amazing amount of illegitimate sons and daughters.
5. These sons and daughters either want to kill Harry Potter or would take a bullet for him.
6. In past Hogwarts Rps somebody will always be dating James Potter, Sirus Black, Severus Snape and to a lesser extent Ron Weasely.
7. Snape was very good looking when he was young, he just lost his prettyness growing up.
8. No matter what class your in there will always be cauldrons and someone will always put fireworks in them.
9. Everybody on the Gryfindor quidditch team replaced an eariler player.
10. 75% of HP rps happen at the Yule Ball.
11. At the Yule Ball Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are always trying to pick up girls.
12. In any quidditch match everyone rides firebolts.
13. If they do not ride firebolts they ride the slowest crappiest broom imaginable and omehow win the match.
14. People are always being transferred in and out of school houses.
15. No one is in Hufflepuff. Ever.
16.There will always be somebody who is a direct descendant of Godric Gryfindor or Salazar Slytherin.
17. No matter where you go you can always find people with interestingly shaped scars.
18. There's an amazing amount of slytherin in the gryfindor common room.
19. Somebody always enters via a secret passage.
20. Oh, and one of the weasely twins told them about it.
21. In a class there is always someone who is the most powerful witch or wizard Hogwarts has seen for centuaries.
22. All prefects are cool, laid back, easy going and totally and utterly unlike all other prefects in the school.
23. There's always a girl who's part veela.
24. Somebody is always, always really a werewolf, hag, giant, warlock, vampire who was allowed to become normal students thanks to the good graces of Dumbledore.

Notes to self.
1. Do not buy movies devoided from books so you can just yell out everything the script writers got wrong.
2. Exclude LoTR from previous note.
3. I am not a giraffe, I cannot clean my ears with my 21 inch long tongue.
4. Demons do not live in my toilet.
5. Stop running round in circles your distracting the class.
6. Do not attempt to explain nuclear physics to the person next to you.
7. You suffer from an incurable disease called cootis unpopularis.
8. You are not married to Elijah Woods.
9. Stop trying to convince people that there's a tapdancing alein on the table.
10. Only you can see them.
11. You are not a celtic peasent girl.
12. Oy! You are not a giraffe!
13. Everybody are just figments of my imagination.
14. You will not send notes to your teachers telling them to "follow the white rabbit".
15. Bursting in to a recitle of I'm a little teapot in the middle of class, does not help your teacher's opinuon of your sanity.
16. No matter what the pixies tell you DO NOT EAT WORMS! You'll be burping them up for the rest of the day.
17. You are not the daughter of Obi wan knobi.
18. The walls are not melting.
19. The men in white coats are not trying to help you, no matter what they say.
20. You are not a giraffe and no amount of pagan rituals will change that.
21. Tell people you'll do sport when Death himself on his horse rides down and demands your participation.
22. Destroy previous note - it may happen.
23. You do not control time. That's just your shizopherenia talking.

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04:34 p.m., Tuesday, March 11, 2003
Mood: Replused.
I've been looking at some other pitas and there's no excuse for that kind of crap! Porn, pics of people killing themselves, people swearing their aleigences the th god damn devil. HELLO PEOPLE! If god don't exist I don't think the devil can! That isn't disturbed they aren't "ill" to be taken ity on. They know perfectly well what thy're doing is sick and that's why they're doing it! They're just trying to make themselves stand out by doing all this extreme shitty crap! If they really are so disturbed someone would have noticed, hopefully any of those who REALLY thought like that would be updating their blog in a mental aslym. Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! SICK!!!!!!!!!!! STOP WHINGING TO MAKE YOURSELVES FEEL SPECIAL! I could see them claiming that they're life is worse than the lives of those in Iraq. People waiting to be bombed. Having their friends and neighbours get killed. Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! I wish that for one moment you could see how people straving to death live life so maybe you'll get rid of your narcississtic selfish self obsession and whinging self pity AND GROW UP!

04:20 p.m., Tuesday, March 11, 2003
Mood: Blinky. *blink blink*
Today I had school. Enough said.

10:15 p.m., Sunday, March 9, 2003
Mood: ??Wha-??
I've been working on the guild webby and it won't work! It's soooooooooooooooooo annoying! It just seems to be purposely making problem for me. I have a three day week end and I'm still counting the days till I can check if Luna's been claimed.
Ellie

05:07 p.m., Thursday, March 6, 2003
Mood: Sad.
This day was weird. I'll start at the beginning. I've been sick the past two days so I haven't been at school. N.B Ig ot sick because of an excursion I was FORCED to take on Manday to a bunch of freezing cold beaches. So I got to school, I noticed most poeple were outside, Rochelle asked me some questions that THEN didn't really seem to add up, Campbell told me Bec was away, got my books went to class. Teacher: Will you be taking those books with you? Me: Take them with me? Me thinky: NOT ANOTHER EXCURSION! Teacher: On atheletics day. Me: Huh? Eh... I've been away the past few days. I've had a cold and um... I'll put my books away. *vanishes at warp 6* (hee hee hee) And I am soooooooooooo mad at bec she could have rang me and told me because I was wearing a long sleeve top and jeans not ideal sports wear. Anyways I was all hot and tired and sunburnt and hermity and whenever I tried to find somewhere with out people, people would come and annoy me! Argh! But anyway we got back to school early and I didn't want to wait an HOUR for the bus I decided to walk home. Now this all just leads up to what I'm about to write. Some extremely diminutive part of me says that it was destiny. I walked home and as I walked through the park this little dog came up and sniffed at me. It was loose w/o owner so I took her home and since she had NO registration OR name tag I called her Luna (like the cat off sailor moon) and she is so cute. She's not a puppy but she acts like one running 'round 'cited awww... Anyway Mum rang up the council and they picked her up but if no one's claimed her in 9 days we can 'ave her!!!!! She's sooooooooooo cute. *sob* I don't wanna wait! But anyway her owners could ring up and pick her up. But I don't like the idea of Luna being with owners who let her run loose without even bothering to register her...
Ellie

04:11 p.m., Wednesday, March 5, 2003
Mood: Stuffed.
I'b bery bwoked up. Translation: I'm very blocked up. I have an evil cold like thing and ears are extrememly blocked up, so my hearing is all impaired. I also added Hp rp truths to The FUN area. So far there are only 24, I had 34 altogether but I couldn't be bother adding the other ten. Little ol' lazy me. I read Maple's blog and it's horrible about the mouse! I am never going discet an animal. I don't mind the actually disceting I'm not squimesh but it just seems strange. I mean were killing defenceless animals just so we can have a look at their insides! Did I say strange? I meant SICK! Sorry but I strongly disaggree with that kinda stuff. I love it in ET when the kid goes and saves all the frogs they were going to discet. I'm feeeling kinda light headed and my head's beginning to ache so I'd better get off now.
Elliegirl.

08:54 p.m., Monday, March 3, 2003
Mood: Irked.
Neopets keeps stopping and not letting me through. Argh! Soooooo annoying! We had our lovely excrusion today. We visited beaches, beaches oh and beaches and studied rock formation and erosion. Excuse me while I faint from the excitement of it all. *blinks* Me and bec were forced to listen to hor-ri-ble music on the way up. Including the "would you know my name if I saw you in heaven" song. So I made up new words. "would you slap my face, if you saw me in heaven? would you set the cops on me, if you saw me in heaven? would the restraining order last, if you saw me in heaven?" Kinda stupid but I like it, it's better than the original at least! Oh and Callum stole my diary, said he read then said he was joking but I just don't know if he did or not... Cos I have things in there that if anyone found them out I would have to dye my hair, change my name, leave the country and fake my own death.
Ellie

08:37 p.m., Friday, February 28, 2003
Mood: Pensive.
I'm reading this really good book called Walking Naked it's so sad. Argh, I have an excursion tomorrow, and a 1 hour and a 1/2 bus trip. *groan* Pergetory.
Ellie

05:06 p.m., Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Mood: Funny.
Something really weird happened when I was swimming today... I couldn't breathe properly after only 90 metres of freestyle. I could kinda breathe but not deeply and I kept coughing. I got over after I'd stopped swimming for a while but it still felt like I had something heavy on my chest... like someone was sitting on it... Weird, speshly since I don't have asthma or anything.
Ellie

04:11 p.m., Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Mood: Giddy.
I've drunk too much coke now I feel all giddy and weird in the stomach. n-e-way, I had my her done up Japanese style in a baronette and Luke started saying that he could see me with a white powdered face and in a kimino (he didn't say kimino he said japanese dress thing; --') so I stood there not really listening, and then I took the baronette out and he goes "nope can't see it anymore" ... oO' Guys.
Elliegirl

09:58 p.m., Monday, February 24, 2003
Mood: Full. Extrememly full. Bursting at the seams full.
Poor tessa cat. She ain't coping well with her injuries. *sob* I'm designing a new card captor sakura user lookup and... it stinks. It's reeeeeeeeeally bad. *blahness* I've taken it down and put my old one up buuuuuuuuuuuut I need a new one because people reckon I'm coping mimisk8 with my current one. *sigh* not only and does mimisk8's one cut off lulu's hand her is of muuuuuuuuuuuuch poorer quality than mine. *growls* It's so annoying! Oh and I just had dinner. Toast. A bowl of ice cream = 4 *large* scoops of ice cream. Oh and one cinammon donut. *sighs* I'm going to throw up soon.
Ellie

04:42 p.m., Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Sood: Mleepy.
It's a long story but I'll try to shorten it... Basically Tessa my cat was outside and when she ran to get inside she got her tail caught in the door. It was cut down to the ligament. So Mum took her to the vet the day after and she got it bandeged. And she has a plastic thing around her head to stop her from puling it off. So she slept in my room and she kept me up ALL NIGHT by EATING my HAIR. Ughh...
Ellie chick

01:10 p.m., Saturday, February 15, 2003
Mood: Weary.
I've fixed up everything. It should be working smoothly now. *blinks* Oh and I'm going to Luna Park. Yipee! *runs around and clicks her heels*
Just came back from Luna park. I went on the up side down one about 3 times. Which is nothing compared to my record of a few years ago. When I weant on it 6 times in a row.
Ellie

04:57 p.m., Friday, February 14, 2003
Mood: Annoyed.
My wallpaper didn't cover the entire bg and now it's all... fuzzy. Blah. Does everyone else have these probs w/ layouts? N-e-ways, I've added something onto the bottom o' the page. Instead o' Quote of the week. Or Maybe I'll put it under Linkies... Oh and have done *some* of those things. *looks embrassed* Either way enjoy. Oh And I hate valentimes day. Our teacher told us to write the soppiest love note possible and I reckon I won. Re: Thing below linkies. Bah. *bangs head against computer*
Ellie

05:21 p.m., Thursday, February 13, 2003
Mood: Owie and hurty.
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner. I have Gone away by offspring stuck in muh head. Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner. I can't really think of anything... Oh yeah. I'm going to kill campbell. He THREW my bottle o' water out the WINDOW! Jerk... Hmmm... now what else was I think of? Oh yeah. Can't tell. *blink*
Ellie

05:31 p.m., Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Mood: Eheheheheeeeee!
Can't talk plotting destruction of man kind.
Ellie *you hear far off maniacal laughter*

04:58 p.m., Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Mood: Estactic!
I'm just about to put up the layout. Whoope! Then I have tennis. Ugh... I'm considering down drama club again but I would just bug me because I love acting sooooooooooooo much and I know I could never go profeesional. I'm good enough but I'm not good *looking* enough if you catch muh drift. I'd better go on neopets... I've been thinking of taking some time off neopets. Maybe I should concentrate on this site more... NAH! I'm gonna go put up the lay out now!
Happy Ellie.

09:09 p.m., Monday, February 10, 2003
Mood: Happy.
I'm working on my new layout. Final Fantasy themed o' course. I'm goin' try to update more often as I am sure I have mention. Anyways I'm surfing the neopets rp chat room for people I know and haven't freaked out yet. Purposely of course.I'm goin' to watch an hour o' Gladiator. On tape. It was on last night but I taped it and watched Looking for Alibrandi instead. WHICH IS THE BEST MOIVE! The funeral sence is soooooooooooooo sad. And the few sence after that. *sniffs*
Ellie

01:21 p.m., Monday, February 10, 2003
Mood: Aching.
Hello all. I'm trying to do this mopre often. As in actually do it once in a while... I'm gonna design a nice *FINAL FANTASY* layout in a while because I'm kinda obsessed with it. I might do one with the weird trees and Yuna and other guy. If you have utterly no idea what I be rabbitin' on about. Go to www.ffonline.com and click on FFX. *blink* I'm not really in the rp mood so I haven't visited Starlight Realm to rp. Not that I could anyway becaus eI'm currently at school and banging my head against a wall cause we aren't allowed to do a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g!
Luv,
Ellie

01:17 p.m., Thursday, January 2, 2003
Mood: Giddy.
I am kind of bored but also I'm going to my aunt's farm! But we can't bring Dusty or Tessa so Dusty gonna stay with my grandparents and tessa going to a cattery. But Aunty Lin has two dogs and one's a puppy! Yippee! I have to go and get Ella's B'day pressie now, so later!
Ellie.

Profile!

Name: Ellie.
Full name: Ellie (insert last name here).
Age: 15 and 1 1/2 months.
Birthday: 6/1/88.
Home: Australia.
Hobbies: Tennis, Piano and Drama.
Occupation: Student.
Hair: Copper. It's just below shoulder height. Fairly wavey.
Eyes: Green.
Skin: Annoying pale (I burn real easy) with lots o' freckles.
Scars: Two small ones on my left hand that go like this \ / which I got years ago because my friend Bethany and I were climbing a barbed wire fence and Bethany pulled it back and about 1-1.5 cm of barbed wire went into my hand, owchies. A 5 cm one on my knee which I got January 2003. 2 cm one on the outside of my left heel, Jan '03. Those two from swimming in a dam with sharp rocks at the bottom.

Currently reading: The Bone Collector.
Currently updating: Tagboard! (it's in latin now!)
Currently singing: Canon in D.
Currently feeling: Sadness.
Currently thinking: I will only do sport if Death himself comes flying down on his horse and edmands my participation and even then I'd hesitate.
Currently wanting: Food.
Currently watching: The Simpson.
Currently talking to: Megan.
Currently surfing: Latiness.
Currently devouring: Nothin'.
Currently downloading: Photo Shop Pro 7 (still!!).
Currently hugging: Dusty Dog!

Addictions: White Chocolate, Fairy Floss, Movie Popcorn, French Toast and Caramel Anything.
Anti-addictions: Peas, if I bite into them my throut closes up and I can't swallow. Peanuts, same as peas. Any pig product, same reason as peanuts. I don't like any nuts but I can handle eating any as long as I isn't eatin' a peanut.

Fav Things: Writing, Reading, Listening to music, Making graphics, Surfing websites, Singing, Acting and Watching Tv.
Fav Rps: Medieval/Fantasy; Mordern/Fantasy; Medieval/ Castle/Forest/ Ball/Tavern/etc; Harry Potter, LoTR, Buffy, Angel, those only if everybody isn't rping a real character, it's just dumb I just like the settings and mythology of those rps.
Fav Music: Rock! Nickelback, Offspring, Avril Lanvigne, The Corrs.
Fav Classes: Engish, Creative writing, anything arty basically.
Fav Moives: Looking for Alibrandi, followed by Two Towers and Gladiator.
Fav Books/Writers: Terry Pratchett, J. K. Rowling and K.A Applegate.
Unfav Things: Mobile phones, ladders (I has ladderphobia), drugs and people take them.
Unfav Rps: High School rps (I get enough of that in real life); Teen anything; Wolf rps. Unfav Music: Pop, rap, grundge and disco.
Unfav Classes: Math, Sose, Physics, Sport and Enviro Studies.
Unfav Moives: Elmos adventures in Grouchland.
Unfav Books: Romance.

Layout: The graphics from Final Fantasy Online I gives them full credit. I just talentlessly edited them.