A group of psychologists assures to be able to anticipate a divorce in three minutes
"In order to reach this conclusion, the investigators requested to 124 pairs that took married less than nine months than they discussed on a conflicting problem for both. The discussion, that used to turn around money subjects, was filmed and--" Wait, stop right there. Hopefully somebody is already working out a TV syndication deal for these sessions. Change of Heart, eat your heart out, because the couples these people are trying to destroy are already married!
« I am not the false nose of Séguin »
Although I can see how you could easily confuse me with a nose. Right. Even if that is just a colloquial French idiom it makes me think that France may be obsessed with fake noses, especially considering that old Roxanne play by Don Quixote or whatever.
Chocolate in all its states
Any article that begins with the words "The French are insane" can't be very bad. Even if they are just "ALL INSANE of the chocolate!"
The Americans envy our nursery schools
"The AMERICAINS adore the Bordeaux wine, the mustard of Dijon and Charles Aznavour. For their children, they dream of the nursery school with the Frenchwoman." The wine, yes, the mustard, I guess, but Charles Aznavour? Who the fuck is that? However, I really do adore the Frenchwoman. Not for my children, though.
here the Pope of the new millennium
Now that John Paul II or whatever is dead, the new Pope will most likely be a guy named Giovanni Paul II. You heard it here first. I wonder if they're related.
A little bombs in order to remain in the club
"The surprise and the improbable scandal for the news of the existence of 30 nuclear devices in Italy (in the bases of Aviano and Ghedi Towers) are not durations more than a pair than days inasmuch as draft of famous truth from 40 years." 30 secret nuclear devices, Italy? But, we just wanted to remain in the club, that's all! Oh, OK then.
The fear of the black man
«Who has fear vorm " black man "? On the football field at least all kickers and coaches.» Yeah, you FEAR the black man, you white-ass soccer-playing pansies! Oh wait, they're just talking about referees. Never mind.
What is that?
Those were apparently the Pope's last words before he was crushed to death by a meteorite that fell from the sky. I'm not kidding, look for yourself! It's in Der Spiegel so it has to be true!
" consumption of thing in common "
"The relationship between Federal Ministers of Foreign Affairs Joschka Fischer and Bundeskanzler Gerhard Schroeder got heavy crack." I guess they found themselves some of that coked-up Italian moneies.
The sad-beautiful world of the Singles
«Many " lonely hearts " do not want to wait no more for the accidental hit and go actively on the search or to set on the assistance more professionally " Kuppler ".» All the lonely people, where do they all come from. Germany, that's where! Poor, sweet Singles, let us all shed a tear for them now.
