A raincoat, which can sweat
But not just raincoats. Jackets, coats and trousers too! «"The materials, which carry all trade names with the ending " tex ",» Hey, wait a second here, they're talking about GoreTex? You mean they never had GoreTex in Germany until now?? OK, now they have smoothies AND GoreTex, huh? Welcome to the 1990s, Germany!

What is " broken Handy " called on Finnish
Or English for that matter? The German company Siemens is improving their repair services or something. They also happen to make a really great free program for Windows called WebWasher that automatically removes most advertisements that appear in your Web browser.

it makes the women well
«the 14 for one hundred of the mogli or fiancèe, that betray, have the pleasant surprise to find again with a breast more " Prospero and rigoglioso ".» Well, I'm all for Prospero and rigoglioso breasts, so I guess it's OK with me if women, uh, betray.

bastardino it recovers pocketbook
The guy finds your wallet with 200 million Lira in it and you still call him a bastardino? Some people get no respect.

Always « Notting Hill »
Apparently, the "Thunderbolt at Notting Hill" soundtrack is always the number one album in France. ALWAYS. Since the beginning of time.

Mummy instead of Groupie
Liam Gallagher of Oasis just had a baby, which they (Liam) named Lennon, obnoxiously enough. His wife, Patsy Kinsit, who actually HAD the baby, "is considered as the most in demand Groupie of Pop history". Now I don't know if I'd personally DEMAND her, per se. I probably wouldn't REFUSE her either, though.

" Internet breathe "
"Between print and on-line one a type hate love, an extremely complicated parents child relation prevails. One will have itself to stand. Because in the future it means: Zusammenruecken!" Well I say bring on the Zusammenruecken! Whatever that may be.

I COMPLETE I ENGAGE IN A DIALOG
I know black box recordings of plane crashes aren't supposed to be funny, but this one gives the best evidence yet that "it's all good" just isn't true.

San Lorenzo will be able to hold the pressure of sharpshooting with the youthful ones?
Uh-oh, when I last checked, 59% of the readers had voted No. I hope those youthful ones are extra careful around that San Lorenzo guy.

Those that fatten the tail
Argentinian farmers don't know what to do with their "small corditos" (baby lambs), "as they are so slow, they cannot be sold to the refrigerators. What to do with them?" Yes, what indeed? «" We brought pellets of alfalfa of 25 of May, the Pampas; the maize transported it, from Buenos Aires, one of the producers. And the supply of protein we filled it with blood flour ", counted Boggio.» Mmmm, delicious! Blood flour! Now maybe they can sell those corditos to the refrigerators after all!

Resistance to the garlic sausage
"humid grain garlic sausages extend their tentacles to you by all the country. They started in the main Pampan provinces, but now they advance to the neighbors." Run for your lives! These things are huge!

August 19-20: 10 articles, from "Nathan to the new president of Singapore" to "I have created and killed the Italian cinema"

August 16-18: 24 more articles, from "Rabiate Zyniker" to "If the Pope wants to see the devil"

August 10-12: 19 more articles, from "So..." to "Do dead ones tell about the life?"

August 7-9: 15 more articles, from "Over the skin nothing" to "Manager of the night"

August 3-6: 16 more articles, from "Continuous basketball in Spain" to "10 000 defective glasses"

July 31 - August 2: 16 more articles, from "So the Englishmen want to out-cheat us" to "You want to svalvolare with we?"

July 29-30: 15 more articles, from "the best meat of the world" to "the laboratories of the horror"

July 27-28: 21 more articles, from "Revolution Bisex" to "strip tease in a bowling alley"