Do dead ones tell about the life?
There's this creepy art installation in Austria called "body worlds" that from what I understand it has actual human corpses posed in everyday situations. Is that even legal??
Paco, the end of the world is still given to tomorrow
The fashion designer Paco Rabanne had some lame ad campaign about Wednesday's total eclipse called "Pacolypse" about how the world was going to end. But then it didn't, obviously. And he somehow still got press coverage out of that anyway.
Trust you elsewhere!
"Instead of closing the federation for the life traditionally at home in sets of the relatives and to have duly stress with the preparations, you can at romantic workstations marry and equal the Flitterwochen attach." Sounds great! Except that the "romantic workstations" part sounds like a misnomer. Oh, and Flitterwochen means "genitals", right? «As unproblematic " wedding countries " are considered among other things the USA, Canada, Hawaii, the Cook of Iceland and the Fiji islands.» Hmm, Iceland or Fiji would be pretty sweet, especially without the sets of the relatives.
Scandal around monks
A shocking revelation from the island where St. Paul wrote Revelations: Monks of the Johannes monastery "are to have sold Laendereien, which belonged to the famous monastery, to private individuals and to have put converted about 20 million Marks into the own bag." So now where can I get me some of this Laendereien to sell alongside my new supply of Benzine?
AND THE SAND WAS COLD
A really thoughtful essay about the mysterious allure of the total eclipse.
THE SUMMERY PRANK OF THE BENZINE
New Business Opportunity Alert: Buy a ton of Benzine and go sell it in Italy. Benzine is like the Levi's of the late 1990s or something.
Woman become without pain
«Florence Nthiga, today 28 years old, is as a woman recognition, although she did not become " cut ", their female genital organs was not nevertheless mutilated». Well, that's a step in the right direction at least.
Chancellorship did not black-whistle me
«Vice-party head Poss calls suggestion " unnecessarily like a kropf "». Tabouli would like to apologize for Mr. Poss's unecessary vulgarity and let its audience know he will be hereby black-whistled from appearing on these pages in the future.
Very well taken pregnancy
The King of Spain's niece is pregnant with his baby?? Will the incest among Europe's royalty never cease?
Japan: approved of law on wiretaps
Dear Mr.Pants: Japanese police are now allowed to wiretap just about any phone at any time and "It concurs the interceptions single in surveyings on homicide, drug traffic, of crews or of it immigrates to you." I'm pretty sure the "it immigrates to you" part is referring to foreigners like yourself! Godspeed, Pantsy, Godspeed!
More cleanly than humans
What the fuck is "scraping"?? I think it's something to do with rodents but whatever it is, it creeps the hell out of me. «But it never disgusted itself? " no, never!" explains Nina Alescho with fixed voice. " does a surgeon disgust itself, if he digs in human entrails? One must love its work nevertheless!"» I think I'm going to have nightmares!
Particulars
Sharon Stone has become a "glaeubige Methodistin", which is something like a Methodist minister, I think. Her and some drag queen journalist named Phil Bronstein. Some "British Popstar" named Mike Oldfield has married a Swedish woman who "at the age looks up approximately 80 million Marks." Is that like the German equivalent of "you look like a million dollars" at the going exchange rate? Arabella Churchill looks almost exactly like her famous grandfather. And Whitney Houston spanked a German reporter over her knee at a recent concert of hers. Or something.
New love in prospect?
Jerry Hall, "The ex woman of Mick Jagger" is apparently the new woman of Microsoft's Paul Allen (aka "Paul everything"/"Paul of all"). Well, at least "It was one of the persons, which was seen on its boat." My brother once met her at a waterslide park in Bali because his friend's parents who owned the park were friends with her. Really.
entraineuses, lost screw and witness
"nocturnal premises passions and homicides. The beautiful Katharina is in escape from 6 years." I wonder how they say "femme fatale" in Italy. Katharina has "sinuoso Body from falsamagra exceptional, the prorompente sexiness, the eyes obviously between the green and the gray makes thirsty you of the other people's eyes", so if you meet anyone matching that description, uh, be careful.
I have made to arrest 862 persons
"It calls Valerio Betti. He is of Rimini. He has 51 years." He is an Italian security guard, because he was just too short to be a policeman: "Pits be two centimeters higher, I would have entered in police. Instead with 1 meter and 63 I have not made neanche question. A pain." His tactics are certainly unique: "I exit with the beard long or dressed badly in order to confuse to me." I don't know about you, but he sure is confuse to me!
the first man on the Moon it chooses Tehran in order to see it total
If you want to be at the best possible place to see Wednesday's eclipse, follow Neal Armstrong's lead by going to your nearest airport right now and booking yourself on the next flight to Iran. You're worth it!
Forbidden Nazi books in the Internet
"The selling of Nazi literature is not forbidden in the USA." It is in Germany, though, so the Simon Weisenthal Center is trying to get Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble to stop making such books available to German customers. But «The on-line booksellers resist the reproach, it German right would go around. " we are a US house ", say Lizzie to all, press spokeswoman of amazon.com, " we see in such a way, as if a German was in the USA in the vacation and bought in a bookshop a book "» which is total bullshit.
When the slogan is the excess
THIS Spanish editorial starts really boringly, talking about pensions and whatnot but ends on a mildly apocalyptic note: "The aim of the world will arrive when we see Moby Gil inserted in the trousers of Duke de Lugo. And that can happen any day." Any day??
Sooo...
THIS makes the editorial page of Spain's biggest newspaper??
