Driving Philosophies

Pursuant to Section 64.1
"One must respect right turn lanes and bike lanes at all times. It is wrong to use said lanes as passing lanes. It is wrong to use said lanes as a way of bypassing minor congestions in traffic."
If only these people were in my course! Do you know how intersections are very often a standstill? Do you know how this is many times due to the bottlenecking of a road across its counterpart in that intersection? You see, people who sue the trun lane and/or bike lane to minimize their own period of waiting are actually the cause of the congestion in the first place. If nobody tried to greedily & selfishly & numbnuttedly squeeze into the proper lane after swerving around the right side of traffic in teh bike and/or right turn lane, there would be no traffic in teh first place. By trying to avoid the traffic, they are perpetuating the traffic. Why is it nobody realizes this? First of all, the right turn lane is there for people turining right and only people turing right. The fact that there is nobody in the right lane is not an excuse to use it for one's own launch pad for testosterone deficient behavior. It is there to relive congestion of said road by allowing those who are turning right the ability to do so even at a red light should there be no traffic soming on perpendicular road (assuming right on red is allowed). If I were in charge of traffic laws, everybody who pulled this stunt would have ther license suspended for a minimum period of one year. This is a much more serious offense upon the tapestry of fluid automobiling and in its practical application than any of these meatboned people realize. Shold I be rushing in a life or death situation, I might need that right lane. Maybe an ambulance could save 10 seconds on their trip to a hospital and therefore save someone's life. Perhaps I just want to go right. Get out of my way you profligate scum! Join my school of driving philosophy now and save yourself 30% off the standard admission fee of 50 lashes. That's 15 whole less lashes! Imagine the drop in healing time! With only 35 lashes to start, your ego may not even be deflated (until you get to class on the first day). (Rebate not offered to those owning BMW, MERCEDES, LEXUS, and SU Vehicles)(applicable taxes apply (especially to those owning BMW, MERCEDS< LEXUS, and SU vehicles))(Pursuant to section 64.1.1B, you drive like a bunch of adolescent monkeys and deserve no respect).
See you in class!
Thursday, February 21, 2002
10:00 a.m.
by: adam douglas payne