Who Do I Want to Be Today?

Amy & I were arguing about my roots last night. She says I'm probably more Swedish than anything, and she might be right, but that's not how I feel. Let's see, let me dissect the pros and cons of my two most majorest lineages: ENGLISH/IRISH, etc.: PRO: Historically Significant CON: The Scourge of the Earth PRO: Zest for life CON: Prone to overindulgence PRO: Home of Patricius CON: The Tower of London PRO: Rebels Galore CON: Kings who Oppress Rebels Galore PRO: Sean Connery CON: Hugh Grant PRO: The Beatles, Stones, Kinks, & Ozzy CON: Spice Girls SWEDISH/SCANDAHOOVIAN: PRO: Ingmar Bergman CON: Swedish Prisons PRO: Ingrid Bergman CON: Desolate Landscapes PRO: Desolate Landscapes CON: Pale-ness PRO: Affinity for Cold CON: No Music I know of PRO: Recessive Genes, i.e. Eyes CON: Gloominess Looks like it's a toss up as far as what's better and what's worse. It seems England & Ireland have had more direct contact with my life, but I do love the wallflowerishly independent nature of the Scandahoove. I get my serious, paranoid side from them I think, and my serious, garrulous side from teh Isles.
Thursday, June 20, 2002
12:55 p.m.
by: adam douglas payne