Soviet Dolphins

Last night I did some vacuuming at midnight o'clock. I knew it would make me the most hated man in the world for a few minutes, but it needed to happen. How's that for domestic devotion?! I'll sacrifice my good standing in the world to have a clean rug under the coffee table! Well, cleaner anyway. Also, last night we saw a History Channel special about soviet dolphin soldiers. They were capable of blowing a man up. The funniest thing, is that it all made sense. (funny to put "a" in front of "history" but it's right I think because of 'Channel' - I take pleasure in the little things like writing the "n" in "an" in front of "historical." Although I suppose "a history" is right in any context. No wonder English is considered a hard language to learn. It makes no sense. But I love it!)
Friday, July 19, 2002
11:51 a.m.
by: adam douglas payne