Seeeeeeea Laaaab, Underneath the Water

That is where you'll find me... Yes, my portrait (for those of you looking at Xanga) has been updated. I'm not running away as it appears, I'm actually luring the horrid beast into my trap. I have caustic intentions for the brutish animal. See how his eyes are void of life? Vacant, soulless, and Glutonnous by benefit of Pointlessness? Well, that didn't last, he was scared soon enough. Don't you wish you had giant octosquid boots?!

Semanticians Beware

Words that are inherently ironic: "Rehabilitation" usually means something entirely different than "Rehab." "Non-Denominational" is a denomination, is it not? "Onomatopoeia" is not very onomatopoetic is it? "Formulaic" is a beautiful word. "Ignominy" is not usually due to ignorance.
Thursday, August 15, 2002
10:30 a.m.
by: adam douglas payne