Emancipation

Got to quit my second job this past weekend - how liberating is that!? I feel like Prince must've felt when his contract with the big record company ran out! Now I too have reason to wear seatless pants. I don't think I'll choose purple, though, I'm more of a green man. Speaking of which, Ireland advanced to the ROUND of 16 this morning - the first time they ever have, methinks. That's very exciting. I was watching the game and I kept admiring how quick and resilient the Mick bastards were - they'd get to the ball ahead of the Saudis every time and they'd fall over laughing and smiling undoubtedly saying, "you can't hurt me I'm a wily mick bastard!" For those ubersensitivoes out there, I am something of a mick bastard myself - so don't send me self-justified threats if you will not please. I've got enough of my own self-doubt to begin with (I am a mick bastard after all).
Tuesday, June 11, 2002
12:46 p.m.
by: adam douglas payne