Die Fleas Die!

Well, yesterday we committed horrendous atrocities at our house. We actually performed methodical genocide. Our methods included the comprehensively choking gas chamber effect, the chopping in half and throwing in garbage technique, and the ever-popular smashing until immobilized system. We also employed chemical warfare in a more direct fashion, combing the mobile forests with desperate concotions of poison and shampoo until every inch of ground was sterilized. In companion of this, we implemented long thin metal poles fixed in a row across the forest floor in an attempt to catch those immune to the chemicals and gases. These unfortunate souls were subsequently subject to one or more of the abovely mentioned more manual methods of murder. So, Amy & I have lost our innocence. We have committed extradorinary deeds of destruction as a coordinated team. Die Fleas Die!
Monday, July 15, 2002
11:28 a.m.
by: adam douglas payne