Cool Sacramento
Can't say I'm not a good friend. This link is being provided courtesy of the begging of my good friend Cliff.
(he sent me code with a picture, but the picture link was broken)
Friday, June 30, 2000
It's been 10 years already?
My ten year high school reunion is coming up in August. I can't believe it. Five years ago, I swore I'd never go to one of these things. Now I can't wait to show off my daughter, my wonderful man, and my not too shabby body (though if I keep eating these I'll be back to my old fat self in no time).
Don't ask me why we're having our reunion at a golf course-- that seems much too upscale for the high school I come from. Though I am pleased to see that many of my fellow alumni are making good lives for themselves.
Friday, June 30, 2000
Good news
Well, good news. I saw the orthopedic surgeon this morning, and it turns out that the ER doctor doesn't know how to read X-rays. My elbow is, in fact, not broken. The surgeon took my splint off, and said there would be no cast for me. He just wants me to load up on Vicodin (did you know that there is a nationwide Vicodin shortage going on right now? No? Me either. I even did a search on it and found no information. I think the ER nurse was making up a lie because they were out of Vicodin). And I have to try to use my arm normally, though right now this is next to impossible.
At least I won't be in a cast for six weeks!
Thanks to Bobbi for the link.
Friday, June 30, 2000
broken bone
i broke my elbow last night.
not in a cool way like plaing volleyball or moshing.
i broke it walking up a curb.
yes, you heard me.
i am a one-armed moron.
anyway, i hate typing one-handed so this weblog is on break (ha, ha) until i can type with my little fingers that stick out of my cast...
Thursday, June 29, 2000
Don't Even think of telling me I look like Ricki Lake
I missed today's episode. Damn, I wonder if it was teen paternity tests or drag queens who want to go straight? Argh.
Tuesday, June 27, 2000
Do tell, Montel
1:30 PM is Montel.
I thought that his website would be here. I'll bet a lot of his viewers get quite confused when they come across that page. Intelligent use of space?
Tuesday, June 27, 2000
11 am to 1:30 PM is pretty dull programming
I am worried about Beth though, because she lives around the area where these arsons are taking place.
If someone caught my garbage can on fire, they'd probably die from the smell of burning poopy diapers.
Tuesday, June 27, 2000
Then, it's time for the Price is Right
She's not my favorite model... I like the 50 year old blonde chick who got down and dirty with Bob a few years ago. Hope she was spayed or neutered.
Tuesday, June 27, 2000
Yes, I am a Martha follower
I don't watch Martha Stewart thinking I could ever do any of her stupid little projects. I turn her on because her voice is so smooth and constant that it usually puts Daisy and I right back to sleep for a little catnap.
Tuesday, June 27, 2000
First Things First
First, I get my daily dose of Matt Lauer. Nothing like a good looking man to get you ready for a day of dirty diapers and spit up!
(Dan misses out on being the good looking man, since he doesn't get up until around 11 AM most mornings.)
Tuesday, June 27, 2000
Free Globetrotters for Life
Well, I am a parent now, so this weblog will be filled with parent stuff, of course. Don't worry, I'm still also a social worker, a weirdo, and a geek, so there'll be something for everyone. This link, in which parents of kids born in the year 2000 can get free Globetrotter passes for life for their child, seems to fit all of the above categories. (Okay, not the social worker part... so?)
Monday, June 26, 2000
Autowraps
You know, I almost thought about getting paid to drive my Geo Prizm around as a big advertisement. But then I realized I don't have a cute little bug, and so they'd probably give me an add for butter or something.
But for 400 dollars a month, it's almost worth it.
Monday, June 26, 2000
Start Sampling
You know, for as little time as I have, I still get a huge thrill out of going to this page every day and ordering my free peppermint or band-aid samples. I have no idea why. But gee, I only need 100 more points until I can get a t-shirt. Sign up today, and use 'stasi' as your referral, okay?
Monday, June 26, 2000
The weblog thing? Wow, what a sorry replacement of covet what was mine.
Yeah, I know. But thanks to Pitas, I can do this quickly, have fun doing it, and still entertain the masses. Or not.
Monday, June 26, 2000
