protests are weird

Thanks to James for this jewel. O_o You SA-ers should maybe submit this page.

Two Towers Protest

An excerpt:
The creators of the movie have free speech, so what makes you think they should have to change the name of the movie?

We believe that Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema's actions are in fact hate speech. The movie is intentionally being named The Two Towers in order to capitalize on the tragedy of September 11. Clearly, you cannot deny the fact that this falls under hate speech. We believe that if they will not willingly change the name, the government should step in to stop the movie's production or to force a name change.

Ow. Stupidness hurting head.

You should click the link to James' blog. His rant is much more amusing. But that's prolly cuz he's a lot smarter than me. O_o

-J

catch me: 07:15 p.m., Tuesday, March 25, 2003

:D sex0r entry

HEH. I heart drama. No, really! I do!

I need to go pick up an earring and/or necklace holder at Claire's. And buy some more peanut cakes. Yummm...

I am feeling fat recently. This makes me sad. I think I will STOP EATING FOREVAH.

I wish. -_- I get too hungry going for like an hour without food. I am a wuss. -_-;;

My boobies are so happy with this new bra.

Started new story today. Maybe finish tonight? It doesn't look like it'll be long.

*twitch twitch* My Meta-herpes are getting better... NO, I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN. THIS BLOG IS FOR ME AND I KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Hmph.

I should post that terrible terrible song Jaina sent me on my page so everyone can access the pain. Yes. She needs to die.

In other news, spring is in the air which means I need a boyfriend now. I will start humping Amy in chorale otherwise, which is mad bad. Lee's bigger than me. x.x

Gosh darn Trigun fans. -_-; Maybe I should put up a hiatus notice. :D I think Jaina'd kill me. -_-;

But TK really isn't much more of a fling... it's just one that's gone on too long.

Does anyone know if I lose reviews if I delete chapters off fanfiction.net? I am hoping not...

Perhaps I shall make my new blog layout and ignore Michael for a while... though he wants some sex0r too... -_- Darnit...

-J

catch me: 07:05 p.m., Tuesday, March 25, 2003

:D

Me got bras. 2/3 good. Yes. Send 1 back.

Happy boobies.

-J

catch me: 08:39 p.m., Monday, March 24, 2003

caliginous

If anyone is interested in reading my story of brilliance and would actually want to comment on it, please let me know and I'll sen it to you. :D

My hyperness is my curse. -_- Would that I could be a calm, sweet, sedate girl. ;_;

My cat is doing something weird. I need to go see and finish cleaning. Almost done. Need vacuum. And maybe the Closet of Doom©. Yes, probably. I like to be able to see my bottom bunk bed. We will try harder this time to keep it decent, maybe more for me than for Jess. Imagine.

Ah, the angst. So not beautiful.

Caliginous is my word of the day. It makes me happy.

-J

catch me: 10:41 p.m., Sunday, March 23, 2003

:D "Michael Eichstaedt, at your service."

I need to make my web page grand. It needs content. I like content. I need to upload Greenleaves again. :o Soon. And maybe some other gems. We'll see.

I am at work again and cannot concentrate on Michael right now, so he is relegated to the back of my mind. I like it so far. It's a little light, but I think that's okay. Erik needs more angst. Hey, if your hunny left you with such a slap in the face (exactly what sort of slap is to be determined later x.x) and disappeared for seven years, would you be cantankerous or insouciant? Let me think... :p

So! I am completely and totally thankful to Jaina because she makes me write stuff. Like... all stuff, not just TK (despite her true wishes ^^). I also found out that Shelley used to write X-files fics yesterday. I am still amused. To think that geekdom is much more inclusive than is visible!

Itching starting to go away. I blame Meta. Darn you and your herpes!

I am still laughing about what Jess asked me last night... Ahhhahahahahahaha... <~ weak sleepy laughter.

Need... music... for work... need to find someone to cover... 21 am's... last loop... argh...

It's definitely still skin and bones, but I like it.

Strange how people change so much over time, but don’t really change at all. A slight smile pulled at my lips. “Professor, do you need any help?” My name I left unspoken for a moment.

He sounded frustrated and defeated when he answered. “Sure. But I don’t expect you’ll have any better luck than I did.” And he pulled open the door and looked at me.

I gave him my sunniest, most hopeful college student-like smile.

He took a step back, brows lowered. “Michael... what are you doing here?”

“I’m your new teaching assistant, boss.” My smile did not falter.

“I... I see. The name they gave me was not yours.” He was regarding me suspiciously. But how could he know anything? I had not had any contact with him since we were twenty-one.

“Michael Eichstaedt, at your service. Professor.”

Really, there weren’t many behavioral options available to him. “I see. Well. I suppose it’s good that you are back in school. Did you get married or something, so you changed your last name?” I saw that sarcasm had not lost its grip on his tongue.

“Actually,” I replied smoothly, “I was put into the witness protection program because my last roommate liked to bring home his whores and slit their throats while I slept in the next room.”

There. This time I italicized it so people don't think this is me. :p

Oops, was that a weird comment? ^-^

Heh heh heh heh... I should call Robert back and make sure he'll be driving that partial for me... I love weekend RO shifts...

-J

catch me: 09:01 a.m., Sunday, March 23, 2003

omgwtfbbqlol so funny

LOLOLOLOLOL OMGWTFBBQDDRBRBRPGLOL!!!

No. I do NOT have a boyfriend. Why are you so curious? :p And what on earth would ever make you think that?

Although Andy is still mad hot. ^_____^

-J

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU PROLLY THOUGHT THAT QUOTE WAS BY ME!! AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, that was not my experience. Sadly. XD That was a quote from a FANFIC online. Okay? Okay. Now that we have that all squared away... :p

Seriously though, let's be realistic. DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO POST ABOUT ME GIVING A BLOW JOB SO MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL CAN READ ABOUT IT?

Geez Louise. I deserve a little more credit.

Thanks, and good night.

catch me: 07:14 p.m., Saturday, March 22, 2003

delicious like fishes

So I have a story pouring from my fingers, but it's not pouring fast enough.

I wish that I could just skip work and socialities for a few days and let it go... but I'm so easily distracted... It's not working out at all, and it's frustrating. I only did 5 pages yesterday, and I was so distracted on my last loop thinking about it that I could hardly drive. It was bad.

Boston was great. I'll update on it later. Porter was nice. No BF at Sasuga, although I got book 11 from Taiwan. O.o; It's cool though.

Jaina, come OL already. ;_;

-J

catch me: 10:22 a.m., Saturday, March 22, 2003

random things

So I emailed Amy S. Let's see if she emails back.

I really really like Cutter. She's super nifty. It always surprises me to find people I like OL, people that are better than me at stuff I pride myself on, but it keeps happening. Can't complain though. I certainly get something out of it.

I think Meta is dead. :p

I also think my layout for my fanfiction page rocks, even if Dave thinks it's awful. Screw him. ]XO I had to learn a little css for that puppy.

Jaina rules. That's all I have to say.

I am in good spirits, despite my last entry.

Today is Josiah's birthday. He is now the same age I was when he was born. I was incredibly more mature though. Not being snobby; I just was. Maybe cuz I'm a girl.

I rearranged my room today. I'll clean it and do my taxes tomorrow. Maybe some thesis stuff too. I cleaned my car yesterday. It's amazing. Britt and I even washed it. CLEAN. And I got it vacuumed and the oil and transmission fluid changed today. It's like a new car.

Yay!

I should do TK for Jaina... uhh... tummy feels weird... x.x;

-J

catch me: 11:48 p.m., Monday, March 17, 2003

thinking

So I just watched President Bush give his speech about Iraq. Perhaps this will help me sort out my feelings.

Going to war without being provoked seems harsh, but I also understand that he wants to protect us. President Bush makes me want desperately to believe in him. He seems so noble and good and honest to me, so sincere, and I want to believe that what he is doing is right. I want to believe that only the bad men will be taken away and that the children will be fed and the woman not raped, but I also know what happens in reality in war. PEOPLE WILL DIE. I don't like it. But it will happen.

I don't think Saddam Hussein will leave in the 48 hours he's been given. I think he will stay. But I think the result will be the same. Not everyone will be happy. The world especially won't be, except the UK and Australia. And us.

But it seems not to matter too much. I mean, we're the world power. We're the strongest. But I feel like a schoolyard bully, and not a protecting parent. Sure, freedom and democracy is great, but there are things to be said for socialist states too.

I guess I just sort of have a similar feeling as I did on September 11th: a deep sort of lostness, where I don't know what direction to go, where I can't do anything, where I am helpless and tied down, and watching people die.

People die everyday, but I don't want it to be because of someone else.

I don't want my car to be filled with gas that was from slitting someone's throat.

I don't want children of raped women, half-American and half-Iraqi, to have to grow up seen as children of the invaders.

I wish that when my mom had told me that everything could be resolved by talking and working things out that she had been right.

-J

catch me: 08:22 p.m., Monday, March 17, 2003

Heh heh heh

I am at work now. I am BORED. Someone entertain me! There are only three buses running out there today. Which means I have nothing to do. Which is A-OKAY with me. Except for the bored part.

So I'm ficcing. XD So amused. Songficcing to a terribly shameful song. I really want to post part of it here, but I know those with delicate constitutions read this... XD Maybe I'll just post it anyway. Heh heh heh...

In other news, Jaina and I are going to found a band called Tatwo. XD We will mack onstage and she will become a random happy romantic though implausible ending machine. ^___^

I'm so hyper. x.x And I had SUCH an annoying night last night. I fell asleep at 9 o'clock or so, which was okay, because I was really tired from spending a SUPAH FUN WEEKEND WITH JAMES! It was mad good. I had lots of fun. I didn't realize how much I missed him until he was here. ^^; Anyway!! I was tired and fell asleep. About an hour after crashing, the phone rings. I ignore it, as no one leaves a message. Five minutes later, it rings again. No message, no answer. And again. And again.

After about the seventh time it rang and there was no message left, two things happened. The first, annoyingly, was that I could not go back to sleep. That made me angry. The second thing was that it got personal. There was NO WAY I was going to pick up that phone now unless there was a message. It must have rung in succession about seven or eight more times, but I staunchly refused to answer it. Anger! Finally, it rings, and there's Jess's pitiful voice on the end. She had missed the bus because it ended early. WELL, HELLO! IT'S SPRING BREAK WEEKEND AND THAT INFORMATION HAS BEEN ON THE BUSES FOR TWO WEEKS! GR GR GR!! Ahem, anyway.

So being the REALLY NICE ROOMMATE I am (though not without grumbling), I went down to pick her up. Of course, Jon was there! Anyone who has seen my car knows that even when it is neat it is hard to fit more than two people in it. It is NOT neat. Jess had to squish into the back. The car ride back was silent. I was tired and grumpy about being awake, but I felt guilty that they seemed to feel that I was being all grumpy towards them for having to pick them up (CALL DAVE NEXT TIME; IT'S NOT LONG DISTANCE). So after Jon got out, I apologized to Jess and told her that I was just really tired, not grumpy (mostly true). She refused to say anything to me. GRRR! I'm like, whatever, now I'm awake. So we get into the house and she's like, "omg I'm sick gotta go to bed." Fine. But I'm still awake. I go OL and talk to my other Tatwo half and Kei, and it's all good and I fic a little. TOO BAD I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP. Yeah. I finally went to bed (un-tired) at like 1/1:15.

Darnit!! Stop calling me at work and making me stop typing!! Get a schedule!

Anyway, I finally fall asleep (after fighting over bed space with cute Marie who liked my pillow) AND HERE I AM AT WORK. I think I'll clean my car out today in the garage after workie. Fun. :p Bleh. But then it'll be done. Maybe I'll have some vim and vigor afterwards to go clean my room too. Hm. I like spring break.

And if you managed to sit through that, an excerpt...

Tongues are truly God’s gift to man. With them we can speak, sing, pray, curse, and fill our lover with pleasure. It’s hard to go wrong with the tongue.

His fingernails are digging into my shoulder, but I hardly notice. He’s beginning to buck into my mouth. He never could control himself when I went down on him. My tongue must be very skilled indeed.

He’s saying the nonsense things he always says during sex. They mean nothing but are meant to reassure me that he hasn’t forgotten about me despite himself. I’m concentrating on not gagging and trying not to be pushed into the back of the passenger seat. Yes, we definitely need to do this more often.

“Don’t… get it… on my… car…” he chokes out, and I almost laugh, but then something hits me in the back of the throat. I swallow and swallow and try not to choke, but when he’s finished I can’t help but pull away and start coughing.

“Are you okay?” he asks, his voice thick.

I wipe a hand across my mouth. “Yeah. Just went down the wrong way.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA I KILL ME!

Prolly all you guys do too. ^^;;; *scampers away*

-J

catch me: 10:56 a.m., Sunday, March 16, 2003

ejaculate tea

I gotta stop using full names for people I work with. They keep searching for themselves on google and finding my blog. It's creepy.

So about the ejaculate tea. You know you want to know.

Once upon a time, say, Sunday, Amy and I had rehearsal at 4. We had to drop Jess off at home before we took off again, and left just enough time to grab a cup of tea from Java Hut (my throat was still raspy and hurty at this point). We all went in and Amy and I ordered a tea. I picked out one that I'd never had at this particular establishment before (Apple Cinnamon) and Amy ordered English Breakfast. Yum.

Or not. I took a sip of mine and noticed that it tasted extremely odd, but figured it was probably the new tea flavor. Whatever. It was definitely off, but I'd tough it out, because pain in throat is worse than bad tasting tea, right?

Amy comes back, holding the sugar jar and looking really puzzled. "Is this salt?" she asks the coffee girl.

The coffee girl also looks confused and replies: "No, that's sugar!"

Amy, dismayed, replies: "My tea tastes like salt!"

Now everyone who knows Amy also knows that she doesn't like any food and that she can on occasion be melodramatic. Somewhat distrusting, I offered my own taste buds to see if it were true. So of course I took a big gulp.

Yup. It tasted an awful lot like salt.

I swallowed with difficulty and realized that it was the same sort of taste my tea had, but a bit less so. We both made poor Jess try it, and she agreed. Quite late now for our rehearsal, we make the poor coffee girl make me a coffee and her a hot chocolate, and then we hot-foot it to the car. We jump in and she peels out of the plaza.

Let's just say that Amy can get scary when she is driving and running late. No one died, but sometimes it was close.

Anyway, we made it to rehearsal (on time!) and headed back to the stage. I took a sip of my coffee, and recoiled in horror. "Ugh! It still tastes like salt!" I set it aside as we had to make our way to the risers.

"So we had the most horrible tea!" Amy was confiding to one of the basses as someone yelled at us to take our places. We did, but on the way, she leaned over to me, her face serious. "You know what that really tasted like," she murmured lowly to me.

I raised my eyebrows. "Salt?"

"Ejaculate."

And that is the story of the ejaculate tea.

-J

really, I wonder how many terrible hits I'll get from the words in this entry...

catch me: 09:49 p.m., Tuesday, March 11, 2003

SICK

Not mentally. Or rather, not just mentally. :D Still!

That makes it about what, 6 days? Since Sunday. Mmhmm. I don't like being sick. In case you couldn't tell. Yup.

I'm at work. My car is in the fixer. It's busted good. :D YAY!

Man, I'm lazy. I wanna play Uno. Hm...

Still can't figure out what this song is... hmmm...

Okay, going to go. No deep thoughts today. Going to read Amy's tard blog link. What a bad person I am. :D

-J

catch me: 04:01 p.m., Saturday, March 8, 2003

bussssssss

I am at work. It is making me SLEEPY.

I have to see Sara A. tomorrow. Remind me later to say what happened. x.x Argh. A week ago tomorrow (or today, rather). But I don't have that shift tomorrow...

I just had a near bus experience. 3036 needed to be parked behind a few buses, but 23 was parked sort of half in the fuel bay... so I had to pull all the buses in front of it forward a bit, to move 23 out of the way... 36 must have been like an inch from the back. o_o It was BAD! And prolly about .5 of an inch from the wash bay rail. If one drives a bus over the railing, it can cause severe tire damage to buses. Bad, bad. But I am amazing.

Yick, I'm still nervous thinking of it now. x.x;;;

I'm very tired. I was up at 7 am this morning... and still on campus... Bleh. I shall be off in one hour, or so I hope... x.x;

Time to do work. I like my PM shift MUCH better.

-J

catch me: 01:58 a.m., Wednesday, March 5, 2003

A New Triumph

Yes. It is true. I got new BF today.

Happy!! *-*

-J

catch me: 08:06 p.m., Friday, February 28, 2003

X_x :p

I find that epiphanies have been sorely lacking. Everything has been too logical recently. It feels like everything that I've learned has been through thinking it out, and then seeing the truth of it. rather than feeling it out. Strange. x.x Is this what getting old is?

On the other hand, I took my first astronomy exam today. Here's to not failing.

Yay, what's-his-name finally updated. XD

So did Meta. -_- THE BUM! Friggin' show-off layouts... hmph.

My Marie cat is adorable. ^_^ What good kitties I have. I should take out my eyeballs and reinsert them before DDR. Yes I should. I think I shall. :D Off I go!

-J

catch me: 07:08 p.m., Thursday, February 27, 2003

:D

I am skilled, yo. I really am.

No new BF. I am angry/heartbroken/apathetic/giving up all hope. :p

-J

catch me: 12:22 a.m., Thursday, February 27, 2003

ashhjflyuljhbn

New comics in tomorrow.

Started and finished Amy's new layout. It's better than any of mine have ever been, which makes me sad. -_-

Tati is back.

I am exhausted.

I desperately need to get to work on my thesis project. Sleeping does not count.

I desperately have to study for my astronomy test on Thursday. Sleeping does not count.

I desperately need to sleep.

Aha.

-J

catch me: 12:34 a.m., Wednesday, February 26, 2003

sigh ;_;

I miss Amy. Amy Sato. I keep looking at my inbox and hopinf, and nothing keeps coming. ;_; And I'm terribly jealous because I know she's been talking to Cutter. ;_; Sigh. It makes me feel like a bad person, being jealous and quasi-angsty, and it's kind of reminscent about other scenarios on the masml for me... x.x I guess, unlike in real life, I'm just REALLY much less interesting online... x.x Which I do realize, but...

Hm. Oh well. At least Anna still loves me. ;_;

-J

catch me: 09:56 p.m., Sunday, February 23, 2003

SO FULL

I have another hole in my head. ^___^ Just one, in my left ear, on top of two holes. It pleases me. I've wanted it for a long time, but I could never find someone to do it with me (and I'm poor) to defray costs. Happy.

Accomplished nothing that I wanted to, but that's okay. I'm working on it, really. I'll type up some thesis stuff tonight, I guess. It's hard, though, to write about normal things that are good. So much easier to fic. ;_; Poor me.

I think I know what I'll do.

-J

catch me: 08:36 p.m., Sunday, February 23, 2003

nyo

Hmmm, yes, I like this layout much better. It's still messy, not perfect, but I'm still an imperfect human being. :D

Must call dentist tomorrow. Must go through Anna's story. Argh. Should type up Tammy play. Yes. Much work to be done at work that's not work work. Yes.

I wish Jess would come back so I can go to bed. ;_; I had abad morning and kept waking up because of phones or the inability to read my watch. Argh. I'm D-U-M!

I think I may get my ear pierced with Shelley. :D Hurray! That sounds weird though. x.x; I should leave her an IM message before I forget... Nope, she's on, but I feel anti-social. -_-; I'm bad...

I was invited to go bowling today, but I didn't. Very anti-social. Not a party animal.

Peaches looks very cute right now. I will go harass her.

-J

catch me: 10:26 p.m., Friday, February 21, 2003

yay ^_^

I like this layout better. I painted the piccy myself. :p Yay. Meta's layout is still better though. -_- Sigh. I stayed up way too late for this silly thing. I wonder how I'll wake up tomorrow morning...?

-J

catch me: 02:06 a.m., Friday, February 21, 2003