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If I were a……
If I were a stone, I would be a: a large piece of Obsidian
If I were a tree, I would be: a Magnolia
If I were a bird, I would be: a Brown Thrasher
If I were a machine, I would be: a Jackhammer
If I were a tool, I would be: a Wrench
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Purple Loosestrife
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a Tropical Depression
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a Centaur
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a Tuba
If I were an animal, I would be: a Polar Bear
If I were a color, I would be: Crimson
If I were an emotion, I would be: Content
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a Broccoli Stem
If I were a sound, I would be: a bark
If I were an Element, I would be: Mercury
If I were a car, I would be: a Lincoln Navigator
If I were a song, I would be: Come Down by Bush
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: John Malkovich
If I were a movie, I would be: Rising Sun
If I were a book, I would be: Rising Sun
If I were a food, I would be: a Paella
If I were a place, I would be: a beach on some unknown coast with nobody on it.
If I were a material, I would be: Teflon
If I were a taste, I would be: Orange
If I were a scent, I would be: Orange
If I were a religion, I would be: Agnostic
If I were a word, I would be: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
If I were an object, I would be: a Camera
If I were a body part I would be: a Pinkie Toe
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a Dead Pan
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Psychology
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Curious George
If I were a shape, I would be: a Mobius
If I were a number, I would be: 42
If I were a month, I would be: February
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 4:16 AM
If I were a planet, I would be: in another star system
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A Whale Shark
If I were a direction, I would be: Up
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an Bookcase
If I were a historical figure, I would be: King George III's librarian
If I were a liquid, I would be: HCl
If I were a model, I would be: have no idea... a DC-10 airplane?
If I were a mixed drink, I would be: a Virgin Strwawberry and Orange Daiquiri?
If I were a name, I would be: an acronym
If I were a clothing style, I would be: Casual
If I were a shoe, I would be: a size 20
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[Saturday, July 26, 2003] [11:05 a.m.]
This-Or-That-Tuesday
- DVD or VHS? DVD
- Best Literary/Movie Villan: Voldemort (Harry Potter) or Sauron (LoTR)? Sauron
- Meat: rare or well-done? Medium
- High Speed Internet-Cable or DSL? HSI Cable
- Women: 1-piece bathing suit or Bikini? Bikini
- To be fair--Men: Boxers or briefs? Boxers
- Beer or Liquor/Wine? Neither
- Coke or Mountain Dew? Coke
- In honor of my 10/18/03 nuptials: Morning or Afternoon/Night Wedding? Afternoon
- Carpet or Hardwood Floors? Hardwood
- American cars or foreign? There is a difference?
- Cutest TV Twin: Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Ashley
- Coffee: Caffeinated or Decaf? Caffeinated
- Thought-Provoking Question of the Week: Computers: Do they make life better or worse? Why? Much worse
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[Tuesday, July 22, 2003] [08:01 a.m.]
This-Or-That-Tuesday
Summer Potpourri
- Strawberries or blueberries? strawberries!
- "Legally Blonde 2" or "Terminator 3"? T3
- Hamburgers or hot dogs? burgers
- Boating or hiking? hiking
- Suntan lotion or sunblock? sunblock, I am dark enough
- "Big Brother" or "The Amazing Race"? neither
- Beach Boys or Jimmy Buffett? Buffett
- Grow your own produce or buy from supermarket/greengrocer/farm stand? Buy from supermarket
- Drive with car windows/top down, or with air-conditioning on? A/C at more than 60 MPH, windows down at less than 60 MPH
- Go away for vacation, or stay at home? go away
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[Tuesday, July 8, 2003] [08:45 a.m.]
Unconscious Mutterings
Trolling :: bartenders
Profile :: Black guy sitting in a $200,000 Porsche
Tin :: Can
Phenom :: Beckham
Mug shot :: caffein molecule
Tubular :: Michelanego
Six Flags :: Over GA
Pickup :: Game
Auction :: House
Astonishing :: Facts
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[Wednesday, July 2, 2003] [10:44 a.m.]
- Lemonade or Ice Cold Beer? Lemonade
- Swimming pool or beach? Beach!
- Long weekends here & there, or a 2-week vacation? 1 week vacation. Can't get away for a 2 weeker.
- Destination: Acapulco or Hawaii? Hawaii
- Destination: Mountains or Beach? Beach!
- Hotel/motel/B&B or camping? Rent a house!
- Carefully planned vacation, or play it by ear? By ear
- Sneakers or sandals? Birkenstocks
- Air-conditioning or fans? A/C definitely!
- Concerts in the park or baseball games? maybe a soccer pickup game instead?
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[Tuesday, July 1, 2003] [09:27 a.m.]
One of those survey thingies Cat so luvz. Did it earlier.
- What time is it?: Tool time? Oh... 1:04 PM
- Nicknames: Sneezy, Ez, EZ, Eazy, Big Bear, Polar Bear, Tiny Tim
- Number of candles on your last birthday cake: 7
- Favorite color: Dark red
- Pets: None
- Hair color: Black
- Eye color: Brown, almost black
- Hometown:
- Current residence: a house
- Favorite Foods: Pizza, calzone, general tsao’s
- Been to Africa: Nope
- Love someone so much it made you cry: nope
- Been in a car accident: several (none my fault)
- Croutons or bacon bits: neither
- Favorite day of the week: Saturday
- Favorite word or phrase: “Technically...”
- Favorite restaurant: Olive Garden
- Favorite flower: Rose
- Favorite sport to play: Soccer
- Favorite drink: Orange Slice
- Favorite ice cream: Strawberry Cheesecake
- Disney or Warner Bros.: WB
- Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Fazoli’s
- What color is your bedroom carpet: Brown, grey, and orange
- How many times did you fail your driver's test: None
- Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: A
- Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Barnes & Noble
- What do you do most often when you are bored: Turn on the computer.
- Most annoying thing people ask me: Where are you from? (which leads to “where are your parents from?” which leads to “why do you look like that?”)
- Bedtime: Midnight – 4 AM depending.
- Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: C or M
- Who's the person who is least likely to respond: S
- Favorite TV show and movie: Alias and Willow
- Last person you went out to dinner with: Mother, grandmother, and brother
- Time you finished e-mail: 1:22 PM
Return Directions:
Now here's what you're supposed to do...and do not spoil the fun. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it into a new e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. Remember to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
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[Saturday, June 7, 2003] [01:07 p.m.]
I Am
Which tarot card are you?
free enneagram test
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[Sunday, June 1, 2003] [05:58 p.m.]
Unconscious Mutterings
(2003 May 31)
- Tattoo:: Dragon
- Sunburn :: Back
- Jaguar:: Car
- Trousers:: Backwards
- University :: of Georgia
- Express:: Train
- Suicide:: Sucks
- Slide:: Rule
- Rain:: Steamy
- Bulletin board:: Chat
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[Sunday, June 1, 2003] [05:11 p.m.]
Friday Five
1. What do you most want to be remembered for? Being the best person I could be.
2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life? "The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."
3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year? Keeping my current job.
4. What about the past ten years? Getting my current job.
5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say? Enjoy life to fullest. Find what you enjoy and do that as often as possible. Others might not understand, but share what you enjoy when possible. Eventually, people will realize that it makes you happy.
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[Saturday, May 31, 2003] [01:05 p.m.]
This or That
(2003-May-27)
1. Do you prefer silence or do you like background sound (music, TV, etc)? Background music or TV, especially while engaged in something.
2. Bathe/shower in morning or evening? Morning.
3. Sleeping in complete darkness, or with a nightlight on? Doesn't matter. If I am tired, then I will sleep.
4. Lay out clothes the night before, or just grab what's closest in the morning? Try to remember what I wore yesterday and grab something else in the morning.
5. Hang up/fold clothes neatly, or just toss them wherever? Toss.
6. Work out at a gym, or at home on your own (or do you not bother with exercise)? Don't exercise. :(
7. Talk on the phone, or via IM/e-mail? IM/E-mail
8. Are you usually on time, or late? Early.
9. Spendthrift or frugal?Money burns a hole in my pocket.
10. Thought-Provoking Question of the Week: You work with someone who is not in the habit of bathing regularly. The smell seems to be getting worse and worse! Would you: 1. try to do something about it, or 2. try to grin and bear it? If you said 1, what would you do? Grin and bear it. And best, I might inquire into culture.
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[Thursday, May 29, 2003] [08:03 a.m.]
| Book Worm Meter for ez | | Shut In 71% | | 29% Out Of The House |
| Intellectual 77% | | 23% Moron | | High Attention Span 77% | | 23% Low Attention Span | | Bookitude 96% | | 4% Book Burner | | Book Worm 80.25% | | 19.75% Bug Stomper |
| | Take your bookworm readings. |
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[Tuesday, May 27, 2003] [05:51 p.m.]
- TV or radio? TV
- On the radio: talk or music station? Talk
- Actual books or books-on-tape (or e-books)? Bound, paper books
- Actual newspaper, or web version? web
- Wall Street Journal or National Enquirer? Neither gossip mongerer
- TV news...news channel such as CNN, or your local broadcast news? CNN
- A movie you've been looking forward to seeing gets bad reviews all around. See it anyway, or pass? Go anyway
- See movies when they first come out, or wait a few weeks for the lines at the theater to get shorter? During the first weekend, unless really anticipated in which will be at the first show.
- TV: cable, satellite dish, or just plain old antenna? Antenna
- Thought-provoking question of the week: If you had to choose only one form of media to come into your home, which would you choose...print (newspapers, magazines) or electronic (TV, internet)? Why? Internet
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[Tuesday, May 6, 2003] [04:32 p.m.]
1. Who is your best online friend? OEnone or Lay-C
2. Who is your oldest online friend? OEnone
3. Who is your newest online friend? Draco
4. Do you write your own HTML or use an editor? Which editor? Some of both. Use Dreamweaver for quick stuff and HTML-Kit for real coding.
5. Which browser do you prefer? Mozilla somewhat.
6. What's on your computer desk, apart from the PC? Books, papers, bills, cell phone, 3 CD spindles, pen organizer (with pens), coffee cup with change, glass cleaner, and 4 CD organizers.
7. Which page is your start page? Custom-made file on my hard drive.
8. How many email addresses do you have? Only actively use 8
9. Which version of Windows do you use? 2000 Pro and XP Pro
10. How many hours a day do you spend online? 2-12
11. If you use a graphics program, which one do you use? PhotoShop
12. How many emails do you get a day? 2,000+
13. Which is your favourite website? Amazon
14. Which instant messenger do you use? Most of them (ICQ, AIM, Y!, MSN) though Trillian
15. Which is your favourite computer game? The Sims
16. Do you use chatrooms? If so, which is your favourite? IRC mostly, sometimes at The Pork
17. What size monitor do you have? 21"
18. What sort of connection do you have? LAN
19. What's your favourite computer add-on e.g. webcam? Digital Camera
20. When did you first get online? 1995 Dec 18
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[Sunday, April 27, 2003] [06:34 p.m.]
This is my new blogchalk:
United States, Georgia, Valdosta, Suburbia, English, Ezra, Male, 26-30, web design, techno. :)
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[Friday, April 11, 2003] [03:27 p.m.]
Ugh. Not doing much here. Better place is my Xanga Site.
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[Wednesday, April 2, 2003] [11:22 p.m.]
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