Please stand clear of the closing doors. Wednesday, November 10, 2004 Hear ye, hear ye, blacks and crackas, boricuas, suckas, ladies and gentlemen, young and old, and all points in between: It's me again. Glad to be back. Let's just say this page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

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