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Wednesday, May 2, 2001 02:05 p.m.
He's back, and pretty much just the same as ever!Hey there hip cats and swingers, its been quite some time since my last entry, I bet you all thought I'd given up. NO. I'm just really slack at the best of times and its the holidays so I'm even slacker (and I have no internet access). So get ready 'cause I'm gonna swinging into cyberspace once more trying to jive talk my way into the future. My the Gundagai tigers rule the world.
Wednesday, April 11, 2001 11:46 a.m.
How to danceGo here to learn how to dance.
Tuesday, April 3, 2001 10:05 p.m.
I wish I could breakdance.Today was the day this website stoped being an assignment for uni and started being an experiment to see if now I could bother to do it any more. I guess I can. Wheeeeeeee, this is fun. Alrighty, I'll explain the title now: I really do wish I could breakdance.
Saturday, March 31, 2001 03:29 p.m.
poetryI wrote a love song, then I found out the chord progression spelt "DAG". Rather fitting I thought, its a crap song. I wrote this one about people I know. Three quarter pants in which you dance
Designer platform skaters
R & B, but not Britney
And coffee shops that have cute waiters
I like guitars and i like drums
Your musics in the crapper
Don’t get me wrong but i hate that song
With the five chicks and a rapper
Your shoes and shirt they match your skirt
And also your eyelashes
Your knee high socks and school girl smile
Are sure to please the masses
I like my jeans worn at the seams
My big old boots feel good
And I have said you wont catch me dead
In a vest that has a hood.
I just don't see why we all try so hard to be trendy.
Saturday, March 31, 2001 11:32 a.m.
Movies.I watched The Virgin Suicides last night. Man what a wierd movie, so much is left unexplained at the end and the whole movie is full of crazy stuff (like four guys playing records over the phone to the four girls who lived across the street). It's a really cool movie, if you're in the mood for a little wierdness pick it up. I also saw a preview for a movie called Saving Grace which looks hilarious, especialy the scene in which two old ducks accidently get high and get the munchies in the grocery store. I'm getting that flick next time along with Cherry Falls, a movie about a town whose teens decide to have an orgy to prevent a serial killer who only kills virgins from getting them. Don't you wish your home town had that kind of serial killer?
Wednesday, March 28, 2001 06:39 p.m.
Meatbee.
Everyone should go download Quiet Room by Meatbee, my sisters band (she doesn't own it-she's in it). They have been descibed as "old school metal meets John Lee Hooker on acid". I dig it, do you?
Wednesday, March 28, 2001 05:28 p.m.
The sleep of the DamnedI just wanted to adress Winja's question concerning the fact that she sleeps all the time. Winja, it isn't normal, doctors can't help, it is the sleep of the damned. You will continue to sleep more and more until you just don't wake up. Then you will suffer through eternity in hell. You may want to get in contact with a priest. Oh yeah, and get your will together.
Wednesday, March 28, 2001 01:38 p.m.
Groove
My very good friend Alison pointed me the way of Lemon Jelly, a pair of DJs from the UK. It's a very pretty site. I enjoyed it.
Wednesday, March 28, 2001 11:17 a.m.
Hey Kids!
Are you ready for some fun? Wanna see how this works? Would u like another beer? How are things back home? When are you coming to see me? Why wont you call? How much of that are you actually going to use? Will you ever shutup? Hows work? How's your brain? Whatever happened to him?
Wednesday, March 28, 2001 12:02 a.m.
Why is it most nudists are old fat people?Standing around nekkid doesn't help you at all. It increses the risk of sun cancer, makes you cold and everyone can see your rude bits. I just don't get it. To quote Butthead: "Some people are dumb."
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