:: slug | trails ::

Tuesday, April 29, 2003
04:55 p.m.

How would you like to spend some time hanging out with a slug? Oh the things we can do on a Thursday! Crawling across razors, dreaming under the covers, doodling on each other's arms. Can you imagine the possibilities?

Go on then, don't be shy. The best answers win a prize!

Name

Email

WWW

Would you prefer your email:

Age

Location

What do you do for a living?

What do you carry with you at all times?

What's on your bedside table?

How do you FEEL about food?

Why do you eat?

What is your biggest flaw?

Do you have a completely irrational fear?

Do you have any sleeping rituals?

What're the things you do as soon as you wake up?

What're the last two books you've read?

What are your hallmarks of success in life?

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?

What is your favorite animal? Describe it.

Are you:

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?

Before you jump her?

Before you dump her?

How old were you when you first kissed?

When you had sex?

Do you use recreational drugs?

What?

When?

Still?

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?

Who worked?

Who cooked?

Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?

What are the things you cook best?

Have you ever used any of the following:
eyeliner gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?

As a college student?

As a working stiff?

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?

And what would I be?

What's the biggest lie you've ever made?

What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
...with our society?

How do you feel about dolphins, beached whales and schools of fish?

Cats or dogs? Why?

If you won a million dollars, what would be...
...the very first thing you would buy?
...the second?
...the last?

Do you have many love interests?

What do you miss about being little?

Have you ever been in a school play?

How do you drive?

What's the gayest part of your music collection?

What is the best day of the week?
Why?

What is the worst day of the week?
Why?

How do people describe you?

How do you describe yourself?

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