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*still aching from the night in tent* Uhnn...it'd be great if I didn't have to go to this sex ed class. Why today of all days?? It's not as if I..

*while Utena is muttering to herself she crashes into Akio*

Akio:"Its not as if I.."what, Utena?

Utena: *blushing intensly now* ahh..why do you want to know? I was just thinking out loud! *Akio smiles* Look where your thinking has gotten you.

*Utena looks down and realizes that she has put her hand on a "certain" place on akio* I-it's not what you think at all! We just..happened to land this way!

Akio: *still smiling*What is there to be ashamed of? I'm quite honored you feel that way.

Utena:*face turns bright red* I-I keep telling you, I'm not thinking anything like that!

*bell rings* Utena: I need to get in class! We'll..discuss this...issue later. *hurries into the room hoping Akio doesn't notice her blushing*

Akio: Hmm...Perhaps this sex ed class will be interesting after all.

utena became more insane @ 07:33 p.m.

*sitting in sex ed class as it is just beginning, almost everyone has a slight flush to there face... except her of course*

Kozue (thinking): Why is everyone blushing, its as if they're all virgins. I can't believe that.... wait *looks around and notices who exactly is not blushing* My... my, a lot of virgins if thats the case *starts taking names of all the blushing guys just in case and suddenly see's the biggest blush of all is on Miki-kun's face* Oh my... *smiles wickedly at her brother's blush* But I wonder... is that a blush of innocence of guilt. *thinks back to their childhood together and laughs outloud, disturbing the class*

Kozue: Ahhh... gomen, gomen, I just can't help find it funny that we all have to say vagina 10 times. Is it really necessary? Is this class even necessary? I mean, lets not play innocent, I'm sure a lot of us have already had sexual relations.

Juri: Unfortunately, though we are teaching we were assigned to cover certain things with the board's 'advice' which we must take. One of those is the whole 10 times thing.

Akio: It isn't so bad though is it? *grins* Just say it, its so easy... V-A-G-I-N-A, vagina, see, I said it without any difficulty at all.

Kozue (thinking): I wonder why, and see's Akio wink her way. *sustains an eyeroll and says that 'word' along with her classmates*

kozue became more insane @ 07:58 a.m.

What is this I hear about a sex ed class? I'm not particularly fond of the idea that all of my fellow members of the student council are part of it, but yet I am not. ~_~; I think that I know just as much about sex as they do!

However, it may be a good thing... this is my chance to prove to everyone that I am not a pervert! I will take this class as a normal student, and show my maturity to all!

*glances over to see Anthy with scrapes and bruises all over her* ... I don't know if I want to know what happened... ~_~;;;;;;

miki became more insane @ 11:41 a.m.

*waiting for Utena before classes start when suddenly a gust of wind blows a paper across her path, Wakaba lifts it up gazing at it surprised*

Students,
After much thought it has been decided that the students of Ohtori Academy shall receive a special education. This class will be taught by a professor in human sexuality, as well as some of the more responsible and hand picked students to help guide and assist the professor. Study hall will be cancelled for three weeks while each student participates in this class on sexuality! The following people shall assist (unless otherwise contacted my Ohtori Akio (meaning you have a choice students)...

Ohtori Akio,
Kiryuu Touga,
Saionji Kyouichi,
Arisugawa Juri,
and Tsuchiya Ruka

This special course will begin today, so make sure to report to room #69 before hour 4!

Signed,
Ohtori Staff, Chairman, and Administrators

Wakaba: (thinking) Wai! Saionji is helping! *joy* Lucky, I get to see him! *spots Utena and pounces on her, who falls to the ground because she's out of sorts from being 'beat up'.

Wakaba: Ahhhhhh, Utena!?!?!?!

wakaba became more insane @ 10:57 a.m.

(thinking) Its hard to believe its just been a day since the dating auction ended. It turned out it costed onii-sama more than he brought back since Mikage lost it and set fire to the stage. That same stage caught fire to brush and decorations until it reached Akio's place, which was lost completely. Now we must await as onii-sama begs Kanae's family to give him the funds to rebuild. Until then, we must live in a pop tent (since the school cruely gave away Utena-sama and my dorm to some newbies). Oh well!

*accidently hits something* Gomen Utena-sama!

*Utena kicks reflexively in her sleep knocking Anthy in the jaw*

Utena: Himemiya, was that you, I'm sorry!!

Akio: *grumbles something sleepily about Anthy needing a haircut for her hair covers her chest too well, luckily Utena doesn't hear and question Akio's 'brotherly intentions'*

Utena: *reaches down to itch her leg and accidently smacks Anthy instead* Ahhh, I'm sorry again Himemiya, this tent is so small, and squishing by you is all I can do to not be in Akio's lap *flushing at the thought*

....... the next day everyone gawks at Anthy's and Utena's bruised and red marked faces (and bodies)... even Saionji

Touga: I didn't realize you were into that kind of thing Tenjou Utena *winks*

Utena: ehhhh!?!

anthy became more insane @ 01:22 a.m.

*still in the evil shocking pink dress Mikage made him wear when he mistaked him for Nanami and trying to help clean the rubble*

Tsuwabuki: Why're we doing this again?

Nanami: Onii-sama's friends with that guy *pointing at Akio who's got his head almost on his knees sitting amongst what once was his house* I can't believe it burned down that whole building, that fire spread so fast. I can't believe no one was hurt....

*Tsuwabuki isn't listening but spinning around so his dress spins around 'prettily'*

Nanami (getting annoyed): Take off that stupid dress!

Tsuwabuki: Why... don't I look pretty, Touga looks even better in his dress.

Nanami: *sighs* Onii-sama looks good in... everything (yet thinks: or so I thought until I saw him in that)

tsuwabuki became more insane @ 12:58 a.m.

*girls scream as Mikage walks out* Ohyeah, you all know I'm sexy! You all know how much want me...

*Mikage thinks to himself*: I wonder where Tokiko is? If everything has gone to plan, then I should have seduced her by now, and she should be bidding.

*eyes over into the corner and gasps* ...it's... the Chairman... and TOKIKO. KISSING. That is it! I have had it with this whole concept! I'm burning this place to the ground like I should have years ago!

*Mikage stomps off stage, and returns with gasoline, pouring it all over the stage* MWAHAHAHA, the fire is the solution to all of life's problems! Fire and alcohol! XD *throws a lighted match into the gasoline, and ignites the stage*

BWAHAHAHA! Who's da man? Mikage's da man!

mikage became more insane @ 11:29 p.m.

Ahhh! I can't believe Juri didn't bid more *mild sulking*. Oh well, at least I escaped the clutches of that uncannily similar to a goat... girl. *nods to himself* Ahhh... those beautiful orange locks, could it be... Juri? It is!

Ruka: Juri! I was quite disappointed in your lack of enthusiasm over my particular segment of the auction.

Juri: The only reason I bid at all was for the sake of Shiori!

Ruka: Ahhh... fine fine. I wonder who is up next...

Juri: Some Souji Mikage guy, he was head of the seminar at...dang I seem to have forgotten, some building. There was a fire a bit back. I can't believe it has escaped me. Ah! We're off subject, what happened to Shiori?

Ruka: She took a bit of a fall, don't worry she's fine, though a bit... frosted.

Juri:.... frosted? Nevermind, I'll refrain from asking. Oh, here's the Rose Bride, and that Mikage guy.

Anthy: We are now starting to bidding on the second to last person, Akio declined from being part of the auction due to.... circumstances beyond his control *eyes Kanae*. After Mikage, Saionji-senpai will be auctioned! Let us now begin the auction!

*Mikage enters dressed as Elvis Presley, with white tight fitted bellbottoms and a matching open chested shirt, silver rhinestones covering the entire outfit. His pink hair slicked into some really bad John Travolta meets Grease kinda thing, and wearing big bulky sunglasses*

ruka became more insane @ 11:26 p.m.

Mou! That wasn't at all how I expected.

Flashback to Ruka's auction

Anthy: We're now taking bids on Tsuchiya Ruka! Starting bids, please!

Shiori: *looks coyly at Juri then raises her hand* Twenty dollars!

Anthy: Wehavetwentydollarscanwegettwenty-five?Twenty-five,anyone,twenty--

Juri: ... Should I... shouldn't I... ...oh, just to keep him away from Shiori. Thirty!

Anthy: Thirty!Wehavethirtydollarshowaboutforty,orevensimplyathirty-five,anyoneatallhaveahigherbidgoingonce--

Shiori: Forty-five!

Juri: Damn... I should've brought more money. I only have $44.99. *glances at Ruka for a moment, who is smiling smugly then storms off, refusing to look either him or Shiori in the eye*

Anthy: Goinggoinggoinggoinggoing--

Shiori: Ugh! Just say "gone," already, idiot! *takes Ruka by the arm and leads him off the stage purring slightly*

Ruka: Did you say something?

Shiori: *stops purring and looks at her feet playing innocent again* No. Where would you like to go, Ruka-san? *big starry eyes*

Anthy: Excuse me, you must pay before you go.

Shiori: ..ohyeah. *hands over some money then rushes off*

Ruka: ....!

Shiori: Ruka-san, would you like-- *runs into a wedding cake tray, flips over it and lands in the middle of a lake* Hidoiiiiii!~ Who left a lake in the middle of the road?!

Ruka: *tries to keep from smirking and helps Shiori up* Umm, maybe we'll take a raincheck on this date, hmm? *brushes his hands off and starts walking away without waiting for an answer*

Shiori: Whaa... what?! Hidoiiiii!~ *walks off dripping watery cake bits*

End flashback

And then he disappeared! How cruel of him. Men, they're all the same, just leaving you dripping in the middle of a lake with wedding cake stuck to you. Hmmph. Well, at least I got him away from Juri! Ha!

shiori became more insane @ 05:40 p.m.

*shambles up to Akio* So... *Akio jumps and hides the magazine he borrowed from Touga, that's title mentioned something like "Women and Whips" or something just as cheesy and turns to face Kanae* Yes...Kanae?

Her: What's with this date auction anyways, is it really necessary, the income you make is plenty.

Him: Well... there's a story behind that....

Her: *crosses arms in front of chest* If you did something bad, I may have to talk to mother again, really you can act like a child sometimes. Plus I haven't seen you in ages and you didn't even seem happy to see me.

Him: I am delighted you are home, but if you feel the need to have your mother discuss this with me, feel free.

*Nanami hears this and butts in*

Nanami: I doubt you wanna do that, knowing the kinda crap he does with his sister....

Kanae: What do you mean??!

*Nanami hurries off, not wanting to talk about that 'thing' and goes to look for Anthy in another attempt to get a refund*

Kanae:...What was she talking about? This date auction better end today, Ohtori Academy is just what it sounds like, a school, not some place to pick up chicks or for a chick to pick up a guy.

Ruka *to himself* Its not... hmmm *looks at Juri* well that's too bad.

Audience: Waaaaiiit!! Don't end the entry yet, what happened with Ruka, who bid on Ruka! Why are you torturing us this way! You buncha sick perverts!

kanae became more insane @ 12:17 p.m.

Ahhh its been a hard bit recently, so glad I get a night of peace before the auction tomorrow *stretches out in deskchair*. What to do... what to do... *replies to e-mails, even spam e-mails (actually she loves replying to the spam mail better than normal mail) then goes to visit her webpage and checks the counter/tracker*

Wow, more than a million hits! How popular I've become! *looks at last 20 most recent search queries*

Altavista: Kozue porn stories
Google: Blow up Anthy doll
Yahoo: Saionji in just apron
Yahoo: Kozue in buff images
Yahoo: Touga in dress images
Google: Leering
Altavista: Men in thongs
Google: Mikage the pedophile
Yahoo: Miki pimped
Altavista: Akio movie clips
Google: Failed porn business
Yahoo: Kozue the ghetto girl
Altavista: Kozue the crackwhore
Yahoo: Be Psychotic in 10 steps
Google: Miki in drag pics
Yahoo: Kozue the ho
Yahoo: Kozues 101 ways to be a ho
Google: Akio in tights
Google: Pictures of Tenjou Utena
Altavista: Ho bags

Well... so glad everyone is searching for things that I actually have on my webpage... *does doubletake and see's what she skipped over before... the second from the last*

"Google: Pictures of Tenjou Utena"

Wha..what the heck?!?! *checks her html source to make sure the search meta tag hasn't been tampered with* How the... damn that pink-haired fluff! She appears everywhere, trying to take Miki when I won him about as fair and square as anyone.... *crickets chirp* Ok... so not entirely fair... but since when did I do anything fair anyways! *logs off computer and decides to go harass Miki who still has his 'date' undecided from the auction results.

kozue became more insane @ 09:23 p.m.

*At the edge of the crowd, watching the fight over Miki*

*shakes head* Honestly, it's only one date. *girls look up momentarily from pulling Miki in every direction, then go right back to what they were doing*

Kozue: The only person that's corrupted Miki is your brother, Nanami! Nanami: *livid* I've told you, nerds aren't oni-chans type!Kozue: Then what about those "secret" photos I found in Touga's room? try to explain those!

Nanami: What photos? I've never heard of them in my life! Kozue: *smiles smugly, as she takes out a file labeled "midnight secrets"*. You can't deny it now Nanami! I have all the proof I need!

*the fight continues, and Juri silently makes her way to the front stage, and gives Ruka a disgusted look when she sees him*

Ruka: Ah...showed up to bid on me, have you?

Juri: *coldly* The only reason I'm hear is to keep Shiori from the likes of you.

Ruka: *makes his trademark smile*Really, there's no need to be so cold. I can't help it if so many people want to be with me.

Anthy: Attention! Bidding on Ruka will begin in 10 minutes.

Ruka: I'll be waiting for you Juri..it won't be long.

*Juri grits her teeth and nearly says something, but finds Ruka has already left*

How did I get myself into this situation? Either way..I can't win. If I don't bid, Shiori has Ruka. If I do bid..then I have to go out with him. *as the time to bid draw near Juri continues to contemplate what she will do*

juri became more insane @ 12:28 a.m.

Anthy: And finally we have our blue haired fencer.... Tsuchiya Ruka!!!!

*Ruka walks out in.... in.... a loin cloth*

*Ruka poses dramatically*

........*the sound of crickets chirp*

*flashes....... the Smile�*

*screams shoot through audience and everyone starts bidding like crazy*

Ruka: wait... this doesn't make sense, I'm supposed to be an underrated bish! Oh well *shrugs and keeps smiling*

Ruka: I wonder if Juri will bid... I doubt it... only if Shiori does.... hmmmmmm... *tries to see out into audience to see exactly who is bidding but sun shines in his eyes*

If I can't see... how can she *looks at Anthy*

ruka became more insane @ 10:49 p.m.

Oh man... two pretty ladies... Nanami needs a dress, too! *marches into store*

Clerk: Oi... so you're back, and this time you have a young boy with you.

Mikage: What, are you on drugs? This is clearly Nanami!

Clerk: Right... so how may I help you?

Mikage: I need to find a sexy dress for her... *points at Tsuwabuki* She's a little small, so it might be kind of hard. Hmmm...

(moments later)

Mikage: That's perfect! We'll take it!

Tsuwabuki: *comes out, wearing a shocking pink dress* Well, if Touga does it, it can't be that bad...

Touga: ...it's that bad.

Mikage: Ladies! No time for chit-chat! I have to strut around town to show you two off to the world! *links his arm around Touga, and holds Tsuwabuki's hand* Wooo! Look at all the people looking at us! We're popular!

Nanami: Touga... Tsuwabuki... what have they done to you?! *faints*

mikage became more insane @ 09:40 p.m.

*smiles and thinks of how horribly jealous Saionji will be now that she's not trying to bid on him and already has someone as Tsuwabuki walks beside her looking fearful*

*Tsuwabuki looks at Wakaba*

*.....and looks away*

*.....looks back*

*.....looks away*

*.....looks back*

Wakaba: WHAT!?!

Tsuwabuki:... why'd you bid on me? I don't even know you

Wakaba: I... can't explain.. maybe its because you look cute in that outfit.

*Tsuwabuki looks embarrassed and is about to say something when a hand... resembling Mikage's reaches out from behind a bush and snags Tsuwabuki yanking him inside (the shrub... yes.... the shrubbery... they have those here too)*

Mikage (whispering): Ah hahahaha! Who is this... why its that Nanami girl!

Touga (thinking) what is this guy smoking?

Touga (also sorta whispering: That isn't Nanami....

Mikage: Of course it is! *drags Tsuwabuki off while Touga follows still in horrid green dress sighing and rubbing his forehead*

Touga: I better get some really great compensation for this from Akio-san

*Wakaba walking along suddenly seems to realize she's alone and looks up*

Wakaba:.... Tsuwabuki!? wah.... *looks around franatically* Oh my god! Saionji was so jealous he... he... kidnapped Tsuwabuki!!!!!!

wakaba became more insane @ 11:27 p.m.

Hmm, what did I miss? Let's see, Touga and Tsuwabuki seem to be crossed off the list already and everyone's fighting over Miki.

...*does a double take* Everyone's fighting over Miki?

Why? Maybe I'm wrong.

Owell, I don't much care. ...on second thought, who ever said I was one to stay out of things? *wanders over to where Utena, Kozue, and Nanami are arguing and leans over the now freed Miki's shoulder* So what's going on, hmm?

Nanami: Onii-sama's reputation is at stake! *goes teary eyed*

Utena: Actually it was Miki's reputation.

Kozue: No, originally it was just over the auction. Which I won. *smiles smugly*

Nanami: You did not! I paid. Just because Anthy can't see properly--

Shiori: Alright, alright already! Give a girl a splitting headache with all this yelling. *sniffles* Anyway, does anyone know if Ruka-san has been auctioned, yet?

Nanami: --so she said Kozue instead of my name, which even sounds lovelier than hers, not to mention my looks far exceed Kozue's, so this only proves that ...

Shiori: Argh! *stomps off and leaves Nanami to her monologue* I'm too delicate for this!

shiori became more insane @ 09:32 p.m.

*still getting pulled by everyone* AUGH! I'm so sick of this!

Miki begins to think to himself...
So wait... I have all these girls fighting over me... why not take advantage of the situation...? Why not give in to some pleasure, for once...?

Ladies, ladies! There's enough Miki to go around! *cough* Except for Kozue... that's just wrong... *glare glare*

*everyone drops hold of Miki's arms and legs, and eye him curiously*

Utena: Miki-kun,... is Kozue-chan rubbing off on you...? Maybe you should find a new place to room?

Kozue: It's Touga, isn't it! You're doing the nasty with him and he's corrupted you!

Nanami: WHAT?!? Onii-sama would never have relations with a nerd like him!!

*bickering continues...*

Miki: Oh dear... what have I done...?!

miki became more insane @ 11:00 p.m.

*squints out over podium trying to figure out bidders*

Is that... Utena.....? No... can't be... wait... who's that *squints harder where Nanami is with 'gigantic, indigo blue, feather-hat'* Is that... Kozue? *tries to focus* If only I had my glasses... ah pinked hair person (Mikage maybe) just bidded...

Anthy: We have 50 dollars... anyone want to bid more for Kaoru Miki, the aspiring musician!

Anthy: We have 75 dollars from *squints at Nanami with 'gigantic, indigo blue, feather-hat' again* ... Kozue!

*some people turn to eye Nanami looking confused while she looks confused herself searching audience for Kozue who seems to have bid as well and shrugs to bid once more*

Anthy: Ahhh... wow, this is amazing, we have 100 dollars from Kozue again *looking directly at Nanami with 'gigantic, indigo blue, feather-hat'*

Nanami:....ahhh... wait... *usher guy comes and takes the two 50 dollar bills she was holding* I'm.... Kiryuu Nanami! You can't do this to me!!

*Kozue grins viciously and runs to grab onto Miki's arm*

Kozue: I won! Wai!

Nanami: No you didn't... I did... it was my $100, she made a mistake!

Kozue: She said my name... too bad... you lose

Miki:.... o.o;;;;; Kozue... why'd you want to win anyways?

Kozue: *glares* Shut up Miki!

*Utena runs up with an angry expression on her face*

Utena: You said I'd win him and let Himemiya have him, since she can't bid! You lied Kozue, how could you? *grabs Miki's arm while Kozue still has his other arm clasped in her hand*

Nanami: I paid for him... I won...!! *slides onto ground and grabs Miki's ankle*

*each girl begins to pull on Miki from different directions*

Miki:...wahhh... someone heeeeelllllppppppppp ~.~;;;;; ahhhhh

anthy became more insane @ 05:00 p.m.

Oooooh!~ *pauses momentarily to pull out a tiny, penny-sized mirror and make sure her gigantic, indigo blue, feather-hat is properly poised on her head* How could they do this to me? Me! Kiryuu Nanami! First that onion-headed girl got Tsuwabuki-kun and now that pink haired twit got my Onii-sama! This is so unfair. I have money. I have influence. I have a posse, for goodness sake! Fine. If I can't have who I want, I shall take someone else's man.

They're bidding on Miki? Hmmmm... Utena! That other pink haired twit! *cackles* She stole Onii-sama from me at other times... now is revenge. I will win Miki! *rushes off to place a bid*

nanami became more insane @ 09:48 p.m.

*comes out of the dressing room wearing a scarlet evening gown complete with slit to show to Mikage (who still hadn't caught on yet)* Good enough?

Mikage: Hmm, red doesn't look to flattering. What about that green?

Touga: Green and red would probably serve to make me look like an upsidedown tomato. But if you say so, I'll be right back. *takes new dress and turns back into the dressing room muttering* Is he drunk? Red always suits my coloring. I think the dress looks fine. *twirls in the mirror* Yes, I do say that's quite a good fit. *sighs* Well, I have been paid for. *changes into the green dress and comes out* Better?

Clerk: Actually I think the red looked better on you... sir. *gives Touga a weird look*

Touga: *glares back*

Mikage: *doesn't notice the Clerk* Yes, yes! I like that one. We'll take it.

Clerk: Very good, sir...

*they pay and leave, Touga musing over Utena and not noticing all the stares he's getting* What was Utena doing bidding on Miki anyway...

touga became more insane @ 09:38 p.m.

*sees Mikage walking along with an arm around Touga's waist smiling contentedly with hearts for eyes still believing Touga to be a woman*

This... is so.... wrong. *shakes head sadly* I wonder why Mikage won him though... that pink-haired Utena girl tried to get him... she should have won *thinks confusedly*.... and now.... she's trying to win Miki? *eyes widen* She must be a bit of a ho. Oh well... met alot of those types (my sister....).

Mikage: And maybe... we could go shopping for a nice dress.... you know... something elegant and glitzy to wear to dinner.... I like classy.

Touga:....... well.... I guess if you're into that kind of thing *shrugs* after all you did win me *frowns and looks over his shoulder at Utena.... who's.... bidding on Miki!?!?! *gets irritated expression*

Ah well.... I knew it couldn't last... seeing as I'm actually *a car hits Mamiya before he can 'confess' and he's taken away by paramedics minutes later*

Audience: What is with this blog recently and wild vehicles?!?!

mamiya became more insane @ 10:43 p.m.

[backstage... but a bit later] The nerve of that Akio, first I have to sleep with him (for some deep and symbolic reasoning that you have no need to know, but if you really desire to know, we do take donations in small unmarked bills and by donating we'll give you a nice big fat hint, please dial "1-800-sku-crak" for more information) then I have to help him because his porn company sucked (and I know why too, and its not because a bad cameraman either, but a bad main actor) and now he's accusing me (or someone, he seemed to look extra long at me) of fixing the auction to be bizarre. As if I have no love life and need to mess up everyone else's to make up for the lack of mine! I mean... I get plenty... maybe too much!

*utter silence*

If anyone is fixing the auction it would be him, he's known for having a sick sense of humor. *calms down* I think I'll go and harrass Miki... oh wait... he'll be up for auction soon. Maybe I should bid on him *evil grin*.... or.... I could bid on someone else, someone who'd really upset Miki if I won.... nah. I'm tired of jealousy games... I just won't bid on him and make him wonder if I still love him. *laughs mischievously* I could pay someone else to bid on him though..... I wonder who'd be stupid enough to do it..... *looks around and see's Utena* teehee.

All's I'd have to say is I wanted to get him a date with Anthy, and she should bid on him with my money since Anthy can't since she's running the auction. But then never tell Anthy.... so he does end up on date with Utena *grins even more wickedly (think Mr. Grinch.... then hide your children)*

*walks over to Utena and tells her, 'her plan'*

kozue became more insane @ 10:24 p.m.

[backstage]

Kozue, don't you think it's a bit suspicious that Wakaba would win Tsuwabuki over Nanami? Nanami and Tsuwabuki was the one couple I was counting on that would actually happen. Here's what I think happened: Someone is fixing all the couples, so that they'll end up twisted and weird... yes, that has to be it. *eyes everyone* Now, who could pull off such a scheme?

*everyone eyes back at him*

What? How could anyone suspect Akio? What has the world come to?!?

akio became more insane @ 08:51 p.m.

Mamiyaaaaa~! You are SO putting that on tonight. The thought just sends tingles down my spine! OOOOO... or maybe that's the crack... I danooooo.

While I'm here, I figured I should dip in to the old drug-selling money and buy me a woman! *cheers* Touga walks out, striking a pose

Mikage: WOOOO! Just look at her! Just try and tell me that she isn't fine as hell... *shouts* Take it off!! *whistles*

Mamiya: Um... that's a man...

Mikage: Ha, who needs little non existant boys, when I can have THAT! Just imagine... her wearing that g-string you got me... *drools*

Mamiya: O_o;

mikage became more insane @ 09:53 p.m.

The sound of rumbling is heard near and far.... eye's that were watching the auction turn to watch the gate that leads to Ohtori Academy. A vehicle barrels through, smashing through the gate and continues on its path. That vehicle being..... the Oscar Mayer wiener truck! It stops, almost smacking Nanami, missing her by an inch and three strange women... oops, I mean... two strange women and a man file out wearing hawaiian shirts and flower chains around their necks....

Keiko: Nanami-san! Hi, we're back from vacation, what's going on!?!

Nanami:.....date auction.

Keiko: Is Touga-san in it? *eyes widening*

Nanami:..... hai..... why were you on vacation, who permitted that [I sure didn't]?

Keiko:... well Akio-san, he wanted to get rid of-- I mean... give Kanae a vacation, and no one volunteered to go with her, so he threat-- I mean, asked me to go with her.... and Mamiya too, since he wanted to get Mikage an awesome christmas present, something really outstanding and it wasn't around here, and he couldn't order it online since his modem was shot. So I guess his present is... almost a month late.

Nanami: Why didn't he just get a new modem then?

Keiko: *shrugs* Maybe he also needed a break from Mikage? He seems a bit... *trails off*

Nanami: What did he end up getting?

*Mamiya holds up a fish net g-string with "Mikage's man" emblemed all around the elastic band*

Nanami:.... why did I even ask ._.; does someone here have a fetish for g-strings? They seem to show up alot.... *eyes around and see's 5 strange people sulking off quickly* Hey! Who're they!?!? O.O

Keiko: Must be some of Touga's fans *smiles knowingly and takes a seat next to Nanami as Mamiya moves to sit in a dark corner near Mikage showing him his... ummmmm... present and Kanae trails off to sit alone since Akio is backstage*

keiko became more insane @ 02:27 p.m.

The auction has begun, chairs are situated facing a stage... mini spotlights dance across it... everyone waits eagerly......waits for.......... Super Tsuwabuki! (not really)

He emerges onto the stage wearing a shameful amount of hair gel dressed like some cheesy comic super hero in spandex with a big green "T" on his chest.

Tsuwabuki: What!?! It was either this or a g-string... you decide!

Laughter and boo's are heard from the crowd as more... adult men's names are called, like Touga and Saionji (...adults?) But among them.... one voice begins to raise itself over all others, one screechy and feminine.... one known as...... Kiryuu Nanami! But... before she can utter a word.... two sounds stop her, one a horrific sound of a really bad vehicle, and the other....... the voice..... of...... WAKABA!!!

To be continued... oh the suspense, its killing you isn't it? You're dying to know aren't you!?! Just literally falling off your chair in joy, excitement, and anticipation! I knew it....

tsuwabuki became more insane @ 01:07 p.m.

*rolls eyes*
Meeg, the thing that happen at this place. I'd almost rather live in Sunnydale.
[A/N: There was a Buffy marathon on TV -_-;]
Ah well. If i have to do these absurd things, and i still don't remember signng that form... *suspicious look*, then i might as well have some fun.
*saunters up to Wakaba* Why Wakaba-san, that is a mighty sexy kidney you have there... ;D

saionji became more insane @ 05:41 p.m.

Gee, how come Kozue was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard about this auction? Now I must get going to get dressed up for this thing... *eyes men's thongs* Sickening. Just who in their right mind put those in here??

Akio: *ahem*

Miki:
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I hate this academy.

Miki became more insane @ 05:05 p.m.

*makes preparation for auction putting clashing streamers up and watching contentedly as Touga and Tsuwabuki move podium onto the stage*

Utena: Himemiya!

Anthy: Utena-sama! How are you? *smiles genki-ishly*

Utena: Well... trying to decide if I'm be bidding at auction and if so who I should bid on.

*Touga's head jerks around and gives a quick glance before returning back to his work while Tsuwabuki watches oddly remembering everything to tell to Nanami-san later*

Utena: Himemiya! Those streamers... none of them look well together! You have brown, red, pink, and green! It looks horrible!

Anthy: Well... I just see fuzzy blobs so I wasn't sure *motions to face* I lost glasses while...... while... with onii-san last night

Utena: Ah! Gomen Himemiya! I hope you find them ^.^ I think its wonderful that you and Akio-san are so close! And to be helping him as well, that's so nice of you! Who all is in auction?

Anthy: Just as Kozue said earlier, most of the guys in Ohtori, especially onii-san, Touga-sama, Saionji-sama, Mikage-sama, Miki-kun, Tsuwabuki-kun, and Ruka-sama. I'm the official unofficial director and will take care of auctioning, and Kozue is my assistant making sure all the guys are here and ready, and also will be the one to take the necessary measures if anyone decides not to show (which is probably the reason why she took the job in the first place). So everything should go as planned! *smiles and starts adding purple streamers to the already well mis-matched pile of mess*

anthy became more insane @ 09:17 a.m.

*walks around and see's a poster advertising a date auction* Wai! Then I can win Saionji *smiles gleefully then remembers how he's been treating her as of lately* Then again, he'd probably rather be won by Anthy *frowns* but I shouldn't discourage! Surely I can use this somehow to my advantage!

I.... could... try and make Saionji jealous... Nah, that wouldn't work.... or would it? But if I did, who'd I bid on that would really annoy Saioji? *thinks carefully and an idea begins to form and a lightbulb is seen hovering bizarrely over her head* I will get Saionji to notice me!

*runs off genki-like in order to sell her appendix and one of her kidney's to pay for date auction*

note: don't ever sell your kidney! Its a bad idea, and not recommended, so if you do decide to sell one, don't blame me for not warning you! Since as usual all actions taking place at Symbolic Rubbish are done by trained stunt devils!

wakaba became more insane @ 08:40 a.m.

Now honestly, did someone get me drunk or something? I don't remember saying I would win Ruka-san at all costs... however... now that the idea has been brought to my attention, it doesn't sound half bad.

I might just go on those words that I might or might not have said. Sounds like a plan. Now where am I going to get money, anyway? Ahh... I'll find a way. *wink*

Juri-san, is there something you're not telling me? That conversation with Ruka-san sounds a little ... more involved than I know about.

shiori became more insane @ 07:39 p.m.

My, my... we're having an auction are we? Well, no one had better bid on my Onii-sama. He loves me best anyway, don't you, Onii-sama?

*silence... crickets chirp*

Well, never mind that. I want to look the best I can for my Onii-sama. Oh! What should I wear? What should we do? I must make reservations!

nanami became more insane @ 07:26 p.m.

*Has just finished another long, involved fencing practice* Really...I wish some of those girls had provided me with a bit more of a challenge. Winning loses a bit of its edge when I defeat them so easily. *Suddenly, a flyer for the "auction" blows by and gets trapped under Juri's foot, as Juri stoops to pick it up, Ruka appears*.

Ruka: So we meet again, Juri.
Juri: *gives him an icy look* What do you want? If you're planner to further harm Shiori, I'll..*suddenly stops short, hoping Ruka hasn't noticed her "feelings".
Ruka: Oh, quite the contrary. *mutters something about how hard it was to escape Shiori's vice-like grip*. I was just going to tell you that I'll be in the "auction" Akio is running.
Juri: I have a feeling you wanted to tell me more than that.
Ruka: Ahh...always quick to the point. Yes, there is something more I would like to tell you. I want you to come to the auction--
Juri: To do what? Bid?
Ruka: *innocent smile* Actually, I was merely inviting you to watch.
Juri: I have no time for such a pointless event.
Ruka: How about if I told you that Shiori is planning to bid in the auction? She says that she is determined to win me at all costs.
Juri: *grits her teeth*. You want me to bid on you don't you?
Ruka: *grin* Yes.
Juri: You did this on purpose. You know that I don't want you to hurt Shiori further.
Ruka: It's your choice as to what you'll do.
Juri: *Has to use all of her self-control not to hit Ruka*. Fine, I'll be there. That doesn't automatically mean that I'll bid on you though. Now, if you'll excuse me, I really have to get back to my room.
Ruka: *Walks away with a triumphant look on his face*.

juri became more insane @ 08:37 p.m.

*walks in calmly yet dramatically quite aware of the the shock at his arrival*

Ahhh... I know my absence has been long and missed *feels something around his waist and peers down coldly eyeing the purple haired form that is Shiori and nudges her off smoothly without breaking his calm*

Well... to be quite honest, I believed myself to be rather, dead so to speak. I guess if you can believe in life after death experiences it would make it quite easier to explain. *shrugs* See, I was well on my way to heaven, hell, or death, when suddenly I heard this awful noise.... well.... maybe I should go further back.

See, I decided to stay in one of the darker corner rooms in the main floor of Ohtori. My illness kept me from doing as I would normally, and I didn't fight the idea of spending the end of my days in a dark, quiet, and morbid room. Then I saw a great light, and a shadow coming towards me, I felt at peace and good, when suddenly the light dimmed and my ears were filled with the most horrible noise. Before I ever thought over what I was doing I got up from my bed and went towards the sound. To my dispair I found Saionji with screaming fangirls dancing to a Backstreet Boys song of all things! So, I believe if it were not for crudely done 100th post celebrations *eyes Akio with a fierce and frightful look* than I'd be in a better place instead of... *looks down finding Shiori latched to his waist weeping again and gets really annoyed pushing her away* in.... this... pathetic place.

*begins to take his leave but Anthy slides in front of him holding a piece of paper with a certain promise that has something to do with a certain orange haired fencer* Why.... *ponders than signs*

Why.... do I feel I just signed my soul to the devil?

*funeral music begins to play and Ruka gets "the look" and slips away quietly preparing for the date auction*

ruka became more insane @ 11:33 p.m.

*tugs out contract from out of nowhere (quite literally, out of nowhere) and flashes it it Saionji's direction*

This contract, hereby claims the right to use Saionji's services in date auction as well as 100th post. This contract was compiled in by Akio Ohtori, with a special agreement between himself and sibling Anthy Himemiya.

As a just reward for Saionji's services, he may
a. take Anthy to a movie
-- buy her popcorn
-- buy her a drink as well
b. receive one unforced kiss, either
-- after date
-- during lame part of movie
c. is entitled to one try at a grope during, either
-- after date
-- lame part of movie (but not during kiss)

Signed by,
Saionji Kyouichi, Ohtori Akio, and Himemiya Anthy

*smiles at Saionji in that way that can be both nice yet frightening at the same time and upon seeing Saionji's confusion explains kindly [???])* You were a bit tipsy, when you signed the contract, I don't know why *niko niko, pushes bottle of sprite and bottle of vodka away with foot far into shadows where Saionji can not see*

anthy became more insane @ 06:06 a.m.

*long suffering sigh*
Are there two of me running around? Do i have some secret evil twin i don't know about?
Because i have NO memory of even being told about this date auction, let alone being asked and given the chance to agree. I'm really quite freaked out by how much i seem to do without my doing it. I really wish this evil twin would let me know before they go around ruining my reputation by doing BSB impressions and agreeing to escapades like this. *scowls*

... i need to slap something.

saionji became more insane @ 12:13 p.m.

My, my, Nanami. You do wear such frilly underwear, then. And silly me, I actually thought that it was really Tsuwabuki's underwear for a minute.

*gets hit with a photocopy of Miki and Kozue* Miki! I'm surprised! (Erm... not really.) And Wakaba, I wouldn't boast too much about your own innocence. It does seem that Utena knows something...

shiori became more insane @ 07:02 p.m.

Due to the fact that costs for our little trip to find out how pure Miki-kun was, and the homemade porn buisness was a bust Akio-san is over his limit on his Mastercard, so we need to raise some funds. So, we came up with a little plan on how to raise money. Touga and Saionji agreed, and any other guy who disagree's will have all their secrets exposed, so in other words, you help or else. *grins wickedly almost hoping a certain someone decides not to help*

*clears throat* We're doing a date auction, all of the guys from Ohtori get to er, sell themselves to the highest bidder for a date. If you want to wear something flashy, that would be great, be creative. Yeah... *looks around and notices drool rolling down certain people's faces at the idea*

Even Akio himself will be part of the auction! So happy bidding ladies... and tramps! I mean.... gentlemen.

kozue became more insane @ 01:22 p.m.

Wheee, I JUST got back from a fantabulous cruise vacation. Why is Tsuwabuki walking around in my lace panties?

nanami became more insane @ 12:54 a.m.

Miki-kun, aren't we grumpy *smiles sweetly at brother and leans over him provocatively and plays an off key note on the piano as he tries to practice. *accidently bumps his music on floor and reaches down to get it [fanservice]* *Miki gawks eyes bulging eye's wide in surprise and suddenly Touga runs in and takes a picture of the scene*

Kozue: Thanks Touga~~~~~ I shall repay you later *smiles wickedly* and takes polaroid picture shaking it fixedly as she goes to attach it to a paper with Miki's name and the word INNOCENT???? and makes a hundred photocopies and spreads them everywhere.

Nobody calls me a whore, even my brother *laughs*

kozue became more insane @ 01:34 a.m.

Well, I am positive that I am more innocent than the rest of you weirdos... I have a right to be stuck up now, now that I've seen how all of you truly are.

*glares* Kozue, you seem to corrupt even the most purist people with your whore-ish-ness... god only knows how many people have had sex with Akio, too.

...I am also ashamed of all my fellow males here. Oh lord, I am so grateful that I decided NOT TO BE IN THE MIKAGE SEMINAR. I would have ended up learning about bongs, or the like. Advanced class indeed.

Now that I've probably succeeded in making everyone hate me, I will just go and play the piano like the good little innocent boy that I am. =P

miki became more insane @ 03:03 p.m.

*sits in shock*

I..... never, saw that side of Saionji before... *is speechless* or that side of Utena before *is even more speechless* I've been hearing rumors about alot of people here, *eyes Miki and some others* I'm kind of ashamed really. Am I the only person in Ohtori Academy who is utterly innocent? Maybe being an ordinary type girl has certain benefits, such as purity.

*gets random pies, veggies, and the like thrown in face* Hey! What was that for!?!?! I was being perfectly serious!

Utena: Need I remind you of having Saionji in your dorm?
Wakaba: Nothing happened!
Utena: Sure nothing did.

.......

wakaba became more insane @ 02:17 p.m.

Mikage... you are such an alchoholic. You're even going about labeling your bottles wrong. Were you drunk when you did that too? *mutters about how a true Japanese would never mistake sake for some red wine* ....that said... I'm always for some making out.

First though, Saionji, you can never out-do my sexiness. Especially if you trip over your own pants while stripping... I would've pointed that out sooner, but I was a little busy with some of those fangirls.

touga became more insane @ 03:46 p.m.

*Utena walks in with sunglasses on and looks rather sickly*. Ugh...I've never felt so horrible! Also...*suddenly keels over and runs to nearest trash can*. Somehow I get the feeling what I drank wasn't cranberry juice >_>. *looks over at Mikage, sees bottle of "juice"..notices it's labeled "sake"*. Ack! What did I do??? O_O;;;

Anthy: Utena-sama, you should have looked at the bottle before drinking from it. If you had, certain...things wouldn't have happened last night between us. Utena: What things?? I don't remember anything! Anthy: *blinks* Well...you started hitting on me..and then things basically went from there. Utena: *looks at Mikage again* Why didn't you say anything?! Mikage: *smile* It was rather fun to see how quick you were to believe I was drinking "juice". Utena: Why you..I'll...*suddenly feels lightheaded and faints*. Anthy: *sighs, and puts Utena up on a couch*

utena became more insane @ 11:57 a.m.

Well Mikage-sama, I bet Utena-sama wouldn't mind a drink or two with you, considering she's been quite the alcoholic lately *nods knowingly with those all too genki eyes*

......the night before

Anthy: Utena-sama? *Utena stumbles in hiccuping way too much and swaying on her feet*

Anthy: Utena-sama? What's wrong!?!?! Did you eat some of ChuChu's snack? Its some special anti-rabies/anti-flea's thing!

Utena: I....didn'tsh eaaatt ChuChuuuu's stuff. Cranbezzy juiceeeyyy *Utena sways towards Anthy and starts blantantly hitting on her to Anthy's shock*

As for what happened after that, well, its a mystery *Anthy is unusually pink colored*

anthy became more insane @ 04:38 p.m.

I'm going to need a few beers after that one... and I'll probably need to tear my eyes and ears out. That was awful...

...

Never mind, I'm too lazy.

So...*looks around at all the silent people* anyone want to have sex? or just make out? I'm bored and lonely, and it turn out that Mamiya never existed. Or something like that. I'm too stoned to even try and figure it out.

mikage became more insane @ 04:58 p.m.

Backstage:
*Saionji is somking something mind-dulling and staring around with crazed eyes*
I don't know what came over me, man.
It's like, the karma was right. Or some giant being was messing with my head. Sometimes i think that that celestial being doesn't like me.
*Jumps up*
Stop messin' with my head! You hear me? I know you're there! Stop! Messing! With! My! Head!
*starts throwing things around*
They're out to get me! they're out to get us all!

saionji became more insane @ 04:16 p.m.

Being that it's the 100th post here at Symbolic Rubbish, we've decided to do something interesting (at least we think it is) and fanservicey for our.... devoted audience.... We decided Akio, and his loyal minions Saionji and Touga would do a little little songs and dances each for you... yeah.

*Touga walks on stage with a fireman's uniform as music begins to play, which just happens to be "The Macrena"*

Utena - She's a nut, who had too much mascara *Touga strips off his fireman's jacket and throws it into the audience*
Saionji wanted Anthy, couldn't have her, so he spoke l33t *Touga sings as he pulls off his shirt*
Anthy hated being femmy, tried masculinity....*finally tugging off his pants and putting his fireman's helmet seductively covering his erm... "stuff"*

"I'm sick of you hogging all the attention," screams Saioji through a megaphone, "its my turn now".... *Saionji shoves Touga with his side off the stage wearing a backwards cap, baggy pants and shirt, as Backstreet Boy's Larger than Life begins to play, making half the crowd cringe and the other half go into high-pitched screaming fits*

All you people can't you see can't you see, Kozue isn't fit to be hoooo-ly! *Saionji clutches the mic to his mouth like some freakish rapper*
Miiiiiki is a whore, he just won't admit *dances around shaking his butt from side to side (picture those idol star backstreet boys, and you know what we mean) scaring half the audience (including Wakaba who is in the back watching this all)*
and shiiiiiori is stuuuuuck on a post*turns around as the music begins to fade out a bit shaking his butt at the audience in an attempt to out-do Touga but looses his pants (which are 6 sizes too big) and moons the audience instead as he hops off the stage trying to pull his jeans up along the way*

*Akio comes on stage then smiling devilishly, wearing tuxedo style pants, a bow tie and nothing else. Suddenly, new music begins to play.. that music being none other than "Too sexy for my shirt"* Anthy, Anthy is so highhhhhh, so freakin highhh, so high she's sccccaaaaarrrrryyyyy.*Akio yanks off his bow tie and tosses it aside*
Tsuwabuki, got a tattoo, a skanky tattoo, on his little reeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrr*tugs off his pants verrrrrrryyyyy slowly revealing a black g-string causing many to faint or just plain stare (and some even shielding the eye's of underaged audience members) and many fangirls fighting over his pants*
Mikage, a nasty pedophile, a pervert pedophile, doin' the nasty with kiiiiiids.*Akio licks his fingers and rubs his fingers against his nipples and steam fizzles off them and makes and "fzzzz" noise*

*Touga and Saionji slide on their knee's one on each side of the standing Akio, Touga holding his fireman's cap still over his ummm... "stuff" and Saionji fully clothed now as the lights dim and the screams of fangirls are practically earth shattering.*

akio became more insane @ 11:46 p.m.

Scene: by the Kiryuu household with the theme to Mission Impossible playing distinctly in the background as a figure clad in black rushes across the sprinkler soaked lawn and falls.... on his [tattoo'ed] butt.

*Tsuwabuki runs and jumps against a window in an attempt to break in, but just ends back on the lawn with the window very much still intact*

Grrrrr, damn window! *tries door and finds it.... unlocked* Well..... gee I feel stupid now ^.^;;; *goes inside and runs up the stairs which squeak loudly and thanks god again that Nanami and Touga are conviently "out"*

Scene:Kiryuu Nanami's bedroom, Mission Impossible theme still playing in background as Tsuwabuki grabs a huge arm full of Nanami's clothes and scurries off once again slipping on the grass.

*Not so far off, Mikage sits with binoculars on the top of a hill, observing all and laughing devilishly at Tsuwabuki's utter stupidity to follow his advice and actually steal some of Nanami's clothes*

tsuwabuki became more insane @ 12:45 a.m.