Y'know, it wuz gettin' kinda lonely here in da corner. Tsuwabuki... you'll feel reaaaaaally good if ya stick by me. I have mad skillz when it comez to seduucing children. Dun drink too much, I needs someone ta drive me home.
*looks around drukenly*
Where the heck am I, anyways?!!

(A/N: Uhm... seriously, where ARE we??!)

????





I feel horribly sad, I haven't seen Nanami-san in ages >.<. The last I heard she was still in her room sobbing about seeing my well..... seeing just about everything on me *blushes shyly*

I don't know what to do about this tattoo... I feel like, should I have it removed? But, getting it in the first place was painful enough, I really don't want to go through more pain again and have it removed. I'm so lost >.<

*see's Mikage and goes over angrily* You told me to get a tattoo and stuff, and Nanami-san didn't like that! Why should I obey your other advice? She may hate that advice too!

Mikage hands Tsuwabuki a beer
Tsuwabuki looks at it, and see's the offering as a friendly offer and takes huge gulps

This tastes gross... but I'm so thirsty *drinks happily, finishing off the can, and Mikage offers him another and the two sit drinking happily*

Tsuwabuki is so innocent, he's stupid





Utena's trying to go feminine? Hmmm, that will be quite...interesting. I'm lucky that I don't have to worry about being "un-feminine". I have all the things a guy could want, though I've never had an interest in going after boys for some reason. *Shiori walks in the room*. Oh dear, look at the time..it appears I have to go to fencing practice now. Have to prepare for the big tournament coming up.*quickly walks out of room with a slight blush on her face*

Juri trying to appear calm and collected





*Has just come in, dragging a cart load of packages with her* Now, these clothes should do ^^. I did go through hell choosing everything, but it'll be worth it(hopefully). I'm just glad that the sales clerks didn't reccomend anything for me in the color pink.
*gives wakaba evil eye* Why did you tell everyone those secrets? I told you those things in strict confidence O_O. At least I haven't told anyone about those "secret meetings" you had with a certain student council member. *sighs* Well,I'm going to go try on my new outfits, very soon you will see the "new and improved" Utena!*shuts room door, and sounds of paper being ripped off packages is heard*

Utena starts her "transformation"





*la sigh* Never Saionji! You'd never need a new image, since you are perfect as is *hearts for eyes*. Utena's not a lesbian? Well no crap, afterall she almost screwed Touga and she already did screw Akio.... oops, did I just spill some of that slumber party truth or dare info? My bad *hides from Utena's wrath*. Don't get mad at me, Akio told everyone your breast size, and all sorts of stuff. *smiling cutely at Akio*

Always innocent, always good





Utena is going to be feminine? Where do I come in? Dammit, I need a plan where I get to manipulate/sleep with a bunch of people... hell, just sleeping with someone will do.

...sex with Anthy is getting boring. It's like making love to a doll, for crying out loud! ...new lacy panties? Those will not do. You should know by now that underwear doesn't matter when it comes to Ohtori Akio. Actually, I could use those...
*throws panties at Touga, they land on his head*
Put them on and seduce Utena or something. Being a lesbian, I'm sure she gets a kick out of that sort of thing.

No love and no sex make Akio go crazy...





I'm sure Touga is willing to verify that you're not a lesbian, my dear.
Why is everyone off getting new mages these days? I for one would like to say that i am perfectly happy with my image of an abusive, agressive, posessive bastard, and noboy's going to change me. *sniffs*

Who needs a new image when you're as perfect as me?





I've had it! No matter what I do it seems that I can't live up to the ideal of being a prince. All these guys keep coming up to me and asking if I'm a lesbian >_<. I'm so pissed I..I think I'll go clothes shopping..yeah, thats it! I'll go shopping and then show them that I can be feminine if I want to! They'll regret the day they thought I was too much of a tomboy! Now if everyone will excuse me I need to go to the mall...

Utena goes to make a new image of herself





Stop trying to make people wonder about my purity as a nun Shiori! I'm... a special nun..... in a very high tech convent! So we have computers here to work on! *reflection can be seen off a mirror across the room showing some guys and girls in very promiscuous situations with a url that looks like www.somethingandblowjobs.com, or something similar.

I have no idea about any stair thing Miki, I don't know where you got that from *looks innocent*. Who told you such silly talk *laughs nervously*

*Kozue taps away as she posts her entry and then goes back to browsing* Oh.... my..... god..... Akio is online with... MIKI KUN doing nasty things *screams bloddy murder* ewwwwwww!!!!!! My brother's a pervert! I can't believe this. How can I truly embrace spirituality after that! *takes off nun clothing and puts on stiletto heels and a skanky shirt and a tight leather mini skirt and runs (erm hobbles, hey its stiletto heels!) back to Ohtori Academy.

Kozue back in action!





Kozue-chan... a NUN? *faints from shock*

*wakes up sometime later* Stair incident? I never heard of the stair incident... Kozue-chan, you've got explaining to do.

*wonders what could have happened with STAIRS*

Miki ponders the facts...





*Anthy browses mall happily, oblivious to all the people staring at her... ummmm pathetically shaved head and butchness* hum de dum! laaa laaa *see's gorgeous pair of shoes and thinks Onii-sama would love to see me in shoes like that*

*Anthy keeps browsing happily, and stares into Victoria Secret window and see's a rather kinky pair of black lace panties and thinks Onii-sama would love to see me out of those teehee*

*Anthy sobs and tries to tug her practically non-existant hair* I can't take it anymore! Being butch is clashing my style! I'm sick of trying to be someone else anyways, Saionji smacks me around even though I am butch! I have to look ugly, and everyone stares, and Saionji likes to gawk at me anyways! *cries and buys a wig to match her hair, buys the shoes and undies and runs home totally un-butch-like*

Anthy's butchness bite the dust





*sniff* I've been out for a while getting some beers...*puts a giant 24 pack on table* Feel free to help yourself. I'm going to go into the corner and get drunk and sob about my pathetic life outside of Ohtori Academy, if anyone wishes to join me.

the wonders of alcohol...





*Walks up to Touga*
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[A/N: @_@ Hontou ni Gomenasai! ^^; It's just, SR was looking a bit unloved, and i really had nothing to say. ^^;]

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*holds up hand* I'd have to agree with Nanami being crazy.

Saionji... you were gone? Must have missed that. What a disappointment. But I must warn you, I cannot allow you to strike Anthy again. I refuse to see women abused in that way. *superior smirk* Besides, it's not doing much good is it?

Admantly agreeing that his sister is crazy

....me? Crazy? I'm not the one that ran off to be a nun out of nowhere. *sticks tongue out back* And I never have been quite as much of an open ho that you were, Kozue. Don't think you're fooling anyone with the nun act either. Or else what're you doing at a computer? *glares pointedly*

Nanami on the other hand...

And I don't want to know about the butt thing. Aren't there any sane people in this place that I can talk to? *whines* That aren't goint to try to hurt me, either. *pouts*

Sick of being picked on





Shiori is not crazy! I mean... ummm... you can't make fun of my past friends like that, its almost like disrespecting me as well! Kozue, I'll tell Miki about the incident with the stairs if you complicate matters! Go back and take communion.

Juri defends her silent love





True true... I always thought if anyone was insane it would be that Shiori chick *sticks tongue out* She's such a ho *smirk*. At least I saw the error in my ways and turned back and did a good thing and became a nun. She continues to tramp around *rolls eyes*.

And what about Nanami? She seems crazy as a bed bug to me *hides from everyone's wrath at the church in her nun uniform*

Kozue the nun, signing out





*walks in*
Hello everybody, i'm back. Did you all mis me? *glares at Utena*
I tried to send you a letter, but i guess the mental hospital doesn't allow that. i thought they were being a bit too bright and happy when they took it from me. they probably just chucked it in the incinerator. or maybe it did come and anthy's got it. she certainly wouldn't want me back.
Anyway, I'm sure you're all wondering how i came to be back here. Essentially, the people in the Institution realised what you people seem to be unable to grasp. I AM NOT INSANE!
Anyway, now i'm back... *strolls up to anthy and slaps her*
Drop your butch act, my dear. It's not achieving anything.

*sniffs distainfully*





Ummmm... erm, slight announcement. Due to the fact that I started this blog, I've now been permanently placed as the administrator of sorts. Yeah...

Anyways, what I wanted to say is... due to recent events of two butt incidents, if you find yourself upset by our language, well speaking the word butt, you shouldn't be here at all, at least for a while. Since butt will come up alot. And no, only Akio has a butt fetish, the link between the ummm *rustles the paper she was reading off of uncomfortably* two... butt incidents were actually a complete accident... so we... don't have a butt fetish *sweating like crazy*. We don't... really, no butt fetish, not one. NONE!

Ahhhhh, I can't take it anymore!! BUTT, butt, butt, butt, butt, butttt!!!!! I have a butt fetish!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh *sobs* I feel so utterly humiliated!

*gets under control once more* That was all a sick like that Akio put me up to, to disgrace me! Seriously! Don't believe it! *points to ChuChu* HE has the butt obsession!

ChuChu: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??
Anthy: You, sick, sick pervert!
ChuChu: @@; Chu?

Buncha Butt Perv's





*listened to Mikage carefully and decides he must do as he recommended!*

Ummm... Nanami, I can't right now, I have to do something very important! *scurries off and gets a huge tattoo of Nanami's name on his butt surrounded by a heart*

*walks back later hobbling like an old man, in tons of pain... then he see's Nanami and calls over to her and walks a little more quickly over.*

Tsuwabuki:Nanami! I'm a man now!
Nanami: How's that?
*Tsuwabuki turns around and pulls his pants down flashing Nanami his butt with her name and the heart*
Nanami: You sick hentaaaaaiiii!!!! *runs away sobbing that her eyes are impure now that they have gazed upon Tsuwabuki's buttocks*

What..... what did I do wrong? *sobs* My... butt hurts, *cries in unison with Utena... My butttttttttt ;_;*

Tsuwabuki gets his first tattoo!





SAIONJI!!!!! NO!!!!!!! Don't go *cries*. He... can't get locked up! I love him! Nooooooo!!!! Damn you Utena! I thought you were my friend. Prepare to duel!

*pulls out sword from no where and begins to duel Utena* Take that, and that! He broke my heart, so you must pay Utena! *duels with Utena and Utena then tries to do a fancy side sweep to cut off Wakaba's rose, but misses and spins around like an idiot and Wakaba accidently pokes her in the butt*

Utena: Oh god.... my butt! MY BUTT!!!!! Ahhhhhhh the pain!!! Wakaba: Eep! Sorry O.o; *turns bright red*
Utena: *wails like a baby* My buttttttttttttt ;_;

Wakaba's sword, the butt poker.





I feel so incomplete! I could continue this charade, of sleeping with guy to guy to make Miki jealous, but it doesn't seem to work most the time! I feel incomplete, unsatisfied, there must be something else in life than this!!! I must..... do something with my life! I have decided to become a NUN! *scurries off in a nun uniform*

Kozue... a nun? The horror





Saionji, don't you dare touch Himemiya again, or else we shall have to duel! And, don't try and blame anything on me, you psycho!

*ChuChu stands by Utena and tries to punch Saionji's leg with mini red boxing gloves*

Why do I have to be surrounded by psychotics! *calls a mental clinic to have Saionji picked up* Ahhh... that should take care of one problem... *they haul Saionji away in a strait jacket*

Utena avenges Anthy





Oh ho ho ho ho!! Yes, just look at how much everyone misses me! *superior grin*

*dresses in a flowered apron and starts frying eggs* Almost tea time... Tsuwabuki, would you like to help me? *bats eyelashes* Yes of course you would. You can be Touga's foot masseuse. He's had foot fungus and it gets disgusting in bed so it's your job to get rid of it and keep him comfy. Shiori can help.

I am your QUEEN!!!





Mikage, how nice of you to join the party. Don't forget to dial 9 to get to an outside line.

Trying to be helpful





Tsuwabuki... the key to being a man is to get a tattoo of your affection's name on your butt. and following them EVERYWHERE helps, too. Make phonecalls to their house, hang up, and the like. Also, try and steal their clothing. They'll be sure to notice you, and when they slap, it's a sign that they're really in love with you.

mmmmm, Tokiko.. *runs over to phone to call her* mwehehehe

Tokiko no stalker.





*awakens finally* Nanami!!!! *runs over to Nanami and see's Touga too* *runs over to Touga and mimics all his actions hoping Nanami will notice him for the "man" he is, and realize how much like Touga he has become!*

Touga and Saionji may duel! Wow, how butch of them! *gets starry eyes and dreams of being like Touga* *see's that Nanami isn't noticing him >.<;* What can I do to get her to notice that I've become a man and I am here for her!

On the path to be a man

Saionji, what kind of duel would you be referring to? I have a bigger sword than you in at least one kind of duel. I should think that would give me an advantage over your... small one. ^_~

*lets Kozue hang on him and purr* Actually I haven't been doing anything different than before..

It does seem you've been rejected, Ruka. Too bad.

*notices Utena but after his last comment he doesn't feel like testing those waters currently*

Shiori... under no circumstances are you as innocent as a butterfly... however you can be quite fun to squish like one. *steps on her*

Anyone got a fly swatter?

Owwwww! *sobs after having her hair pulled and stepped on* I'm just a poor innocent butterfly! *spies Juri and smiles coyly at her*

Juri-san, did you come to save me? Do you still hate me?

Nobody likes you, Saionji... well except the onion girl. We prefer non-violent men. Ok, so they're playboys, but at least we don't get slapped. *sticks tongue out*

Butterfly... just waiting to be smushed





Ick! Miki lemme go, I'm an independent woman now, I don't need help from anyone, especiall a guy who's more feminine than ME! *shoves Miki away*

Utena-sama!!! Help me from Saionji! Wait, I'm supposed to be butch and independent now! I can't call for help! *slugs Saionji unconscious and runs off to work out so Saionji can't hurt her anymore*

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me





Well hello Ruka *looks at him coldly, noticing he stepped on Shiori's feet, but to protect her pride she pretends not to notice so no one will question her sexuality*

*gives Shiori a look because she's being a ho again and inside her heart shatters*

Life is so unfair! There are no miracles in life!

Ruka... your rose is wilted. Miki, stick to what you know, playing the piano... don't mess with the Rose Bride, or else her big brother will put the smack down. I hear he has a ummm... large "sword" and doesn't have choice "partners" to "duel" with.

*glares at utena*
Was that slap because of wakaba, anthy or both because anthy did that all by herself.
See? *smirks* This is what happens when women go off and get all indepentant. If Anthy had just stayed with me, she would have remained sufficiently cowed that she would never have done a thing like that. It's your fault, Tenjou, that she's like that. You're the one who's trying to make anthy all indepentant. *smirk smirk*
as for wakaba, *leer* you can't blame me for being the object of her attraction... *takes wakaba's arm and draws her close* this is all her... not me at all, so i believe that your slap was entirely unncessary, and since i don't feel like slapping you back, i'm going to take it out on anthy.
*grabs anthy*
*slap*slap slap*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap *

*slap slap slap slap slap slap * ...





*walks in gallantly* Hello everyone, I know I'm so late, I was busy doing all sorts of stuff.

*see's Anthy* Himemiya..... what happened to your hair... *glares at Saionji* Did you do this!?!?! If you did, prepare to duel! *then see's Wakaba* *smacks Saionji upside the head* You jerk!

A Prince's Entrance





*feels neglected*
Excuuuuuse me, ladies! I believe this fine hunk of manflesh is feeling neglected. *points to himself*

Touga. Hello. So nice to see you here. My friend.
What say you and me have a little duel?

Wakaba, get off me-- *stares at butch anthy*
*removes Wakaba from his person* Ahem. *insert a slap for good measure*
Anthy, go back to your usual self. This display of indepentant thought is most unseemly for the rosebride. Now lie down, i need a doormat.
*slaps anthy again*

he will NOT be ignored





Ah. I have arrived. *whips out blue roses at amazing speed* Anyone in need of a gentleman? *walks over to Juri, making sure to step on Shiori's feet as he passes*
And How about you, my dear? Hmmmmmm?

the suavER playboy. Eat that, Touga





You... you b****!!! *grabs onto Shiori's hair and yanks like no other* How dare you, I saw him first you little skank ho! *see's Touga* *runs over*

Hi... Touga ^.~ you're looking more hunky than usual, lifting weights? Notices Miki helping up Anthy, but still eyeing her and touches Touga's chest seductively* *purrrrrr*

Kozue switches men like some switch socks





*runs back happily with a giant band-aid on her nose* Saionji!!!!!! My nose is fixed, its all better... I... I... I LOVE YOU SAIONJI!!!!!! *glomps Saionji who shoves her on floor to go smack Anthy more* >.<;;;; Saionji... *sob* *looking around to see if anyone noticed her... rejection* Grrrrrrrrr!!! My anger... these feelings, I must... release these feelings!!

Wakaba needs therapy?

*drops her earlier attempt to seduce Saionji and stares at Anthy thinking she's gone over the deep end* Why wouldn't she want to have sex with him? *stares at Akio*

Hmmm... *pushes Kozue off the car then attempts to look innocnet* Let me fix the smudge she put on your car for you, Mister. *waxes and shines Akio's car* Is there anything else I can do for you? *gets big glittery eyes and stares up at him*

Slave of love (or lust as the case may be)

Nanami, what are you doing? *sigh* The things I have to put up with.

I'm perfectly fashionably late as usual. *brushes hair back from face*

*counts* Damn, I've only slept with three people here so far. *raises eyebrow at butch Anthy* Not my type... Kozue, how've you been since our little... piano lesson?

Saionji, aren't you glad your best friend is here? *winkwinknudgenudge*

Anyone miss me?





*stops stopwatch*
Kozue-chan.... and Akio-san?? Kozue don't touc--
*spots Anthy lieing on floor*
Help Anthy...or bother Kozue... Help Anthy... or bother Kozue...
*long pause*
*goes to help Anthy up*

Moral dilemma solved. ^^





*trips Anthy ever so coyly* Oops... my bad! *thinks: that damn !@#$% taking my Miki from me, how dare she, and now she goes butch that little hussy!*

*notices Akio, and notices Miki a bit away, but close enough to notice her* Well hey there stud, is that your crazy sister? *motioning to Anthy who is still regaining herself from floor* How about a ride..... *winks as she lays seductively over Akio's car* What do you say sexy thing?

Kozue gets kinky





I've had it! I've had it with you Akio! I've had it with all of you! Just because I have to be weak and pathetic in real life, doesn't mean on here I can't be strong a tough! I'm going to change myself, my everything! *goes and lifts weights like crazy*

I will not have sex with you anymore Akio! I want..... I want.... I want to fight for my rights! *beats up Akio and starts taking steriods* *gets a buzz cut and smiles wearing army clothes* I'm new and improved, Butch ANTHY!!!!!

Butch Anthy? God help us all.





*car crashes through the wall*
*flips over onto hood of the car, looking sexy*
ANTHY! Give brother some sweet lovin'!! Come do that thing you do so well. ~_^
*pulls Anthy away from the abuse of Saionji*
>:]!!!!

Incest is a wonderful thing...





*plays with eggs* La la la... I'm learning.. Oof! To... juggle! ..with my... precio--owh! eggs.... WAH! I am so amazing, I ASTOUND myself! Look at me! Spinnig... Throwing... Faster and faster and faster! *egg drops*

Oh, shit.

There goes my symbolic innocence and purity. *mutters* Touga, where are you, let's snuggle!!

the elusive crackwhore

*pouts* Nobody fun's here yet. *wonders when Juri will get here so she can cruelly tor--ahhh talk to her*

*decides against posing seductively since only Saionji is there and he has nothing to do with her plan of revenge*

*changes her mind as she's incredibly bored and poses seductively anyway, pulling up her skirt to show off her legs smiling at Saionji and biting her lip*

Seductive bitch on the loose...





*stares fearfully at scene and waits for Nanami to arrive in hopes that he can save her once more and get her to notice him finally*

*see's that purple haired girl that Nanami disliked so much and takes this opportunity to win over Nanami's love, admiration, and devotion, and his key into brotherhood*

*slap, slap, slap* *suddenly gets smacked on accident by Saionji who was trying to smack Anthy and passes out on the floor, getting then trampled by the now deformed Wakaba*

Unconscious Big brother wanna be?





Saionji! *glomps and hangs by Saionji's throat like a monkey* Look at me, not at her! I'm pretty now, I went and got plastic surgery, look at my new cute nose! *nose falls off* AUGH!!!! *runs away holding face and vows to never try plastic surgery again, except to repair her nose of course*

Saionji's #1 Fangirl





*stomps in*
Where is my womang?
*sees anthy*
*slap*slap*slap slap slap*slapslapslapslap*
I feel better now. *looks around, notices nobody is looking*
Heh heh heh... >:]

Saionji wonders what else he could do with Anthy...





Welcome everyone *smile* to our wonderful spot here on the web, finally we have a spot of our own. Where we can be perverts, beat each other up, destroy innocent minds, and what not. But remember, don't try any of this at home *smile smile* or else you may end up as insane as we already are *smiles again annoyingly*

Prepare yourself minna, for the Revolution!