* a while later Juri is starting to get rather tipsy, when Shiori walks in the room.*

Shiori: Honestly..that date would've been nice if Touga hadn't kept flirting with the girls at the other table >_<. He very well knows that only *I* can flirt with other people and hit on them ^_^. *walks over to Juri*. Juri-san? What are you doing? Juri: *hiccups* Well..Mikage had a bottle of wine so *hic* I decided to have a little. Shiori: and how much do you consider "a little"? Juri : Oh...only 5 glasses, why? Shiori: *falls over* Juri..I never knew you liked to drink that much O_o. Juri: *a light blush tinting her face* Shiori, could I talk to you about something? Shiori: Well, alright I have the time...I need to get my mind of that disastarous date >_>;. Juri: Well you see...there's someone *hic* really special to me..and I don't know how to tell them I care. Shiori: Oh, is it anyone I know? Juri: Well actually...it's *suddenly the alcohol really gets to Juri, and Juri ends up fainting*. Shiori: Oh dear...*puts juri on bench*. *hopes nobody else will get drunk*.

Honestly Juri.....





*runs trying to make her "date" with Touga* Dating Touga sure has been pissing Miki-kun off. ^.^ *see's Utena running around drukenly and giggling like a school girl (wait, she is a school girl).

Kozue: Utena.....?
Utena: Herlow there Koooooozue *hic*
Kozue: You are so plastered, Anthy isn't with you is she? *thinking how if Miki saw or found out Anthy was drunk he couldn't possibly like her anymore*
Utena: Him..Himemiya? *hic* No, she's not, whyyyyyyyy?
Kozue: Oh.... bummer... what have you been drinking?
Utena: Cranberrryy juice *hic* If Mikage was still *hic* around I'd get you some, but he was trying to get Tsuwabuki to drink some *hic*
Kozue: That's alright, I have plenty "cranberry juice" [red wine] at home. *thinks: Tsuwabuki is smarter than Utena, go figure* Well... anyways, see you around, I have a date with Touga.
Utena: Ok! Bye!!! *hic*

*Kozue leaves Utena stumbling around drunkenly to go to the piano room to uhhh.... practice her chords with Touga... yeah, that's it.... practice*

Kozue should be an excellent pianist by now!





*walks towards dorm room happily clutching a picture of Saionji's backside, his naked backside at that and remembers taking it* ^.^

Memory

Keiko: Everyone should have a picture of the guy they like ^.^ *smiles at Touga pic*
Aiko: Oh yes they should! *smiles at her Touga pic*
[Wakaba overhearing this all] Yes... everyone should have a picture of the guy they like! *runs and gets camera*

Goes late at night to Saionji's dorm and peeks through a window....
OMG! He's naked! *swoons and takes pic* and Saionji turns seeing her face and screams

And that is why Saionji is filing a restraining order against Wakaba.

Wakaba has seen it ALL (poor thing)





*Utena walks by, notices Mikage* Uhh..Mikage, is that cranberry juice you're drinking?? Tsuwabuki: Actually Utena it's...*Mikage covers Tsuwabuki's mouth*. Mikage: *smile* Yeah Toki- I mean, Utena..that's it..it's cranberry juice. would you like some? Utena: Sure! why not? ^__^. *Mikage takes out bottle and pours utena a very large glass*

20 minutes later..

*slurred voice* Mikage...I didn't know juice was supposed to make me feel this dizzy and happy*giggles*. Do you have more of it? *Utena continues to laugh, and people start edging away from her, wondering what'll happen next*.

Utena the drunk?!





Ahem, well, after that unpleasantness... I've decided to burn everything down. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find anything to ignite this place with. Argh.

I think I'll just turn to alcohol for relief. hahahahahhah, Tsuwabuki, lets get drunk together!! It'll be fun!! XD We can wallow in self pity together. I'll wallow about how I can never have sex with Tokiko, and you can wallow about... uhm... o.o;; Something little kids might wallow about.

Who else wants a drink?!





*Anthy blinks genki-like (as usual) and stretches as everyone gets out and gets ready for Miki's confession)*

This should be interesting! And here I thought there was at least one un-corrupt person around, now it seems Miki may be just as bad as the rest of us! *genki smile*

Miki: Well... you see... there is... well...
*suddenly a figure jumps out from behind a tree*
Mikkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-kunnnnnn I lurvvvvvv you!
Miki *sweatdrops* Ummmm, hi...
*guy jumps on Miki throwing his arms around Miki's neck and legs around his waist and squeals in pleasure*

Well now Miki-kun, who is your friend *smile smile*. He actually looks more feminine than you! And I thought that was impossible (occ: never question whether or not Anthy can be cruel and mean if she wants to be, she's scary because she can smile so nicely while saying mean stuff :oP). He has..... such nice pink hair, its even more pink than Utena-sama's!

the guy (???) *smiles contentedly with that "I am totally oblivious to all cruelty and bad in the world, so please don't mind me" look*

Akio: Well, what did I miss! *stretching and zipping up his pants* Ohhhhh, someone else to join the party! *pulls out beer and loud music*

All.. my.... friends.... drive a lowrider....
Low.... rider..... is a little lower.....
take a little.... trip... take a little trip with me

Anthy *screaming over music*: Miki-kun was about to confess something rather interesting!!!!
Miki: I..... uhhhhhh..... well.... you see....

Final note: Because of censorships, and all that we have to keep this quick and leave out details. In short, we never learn the truth about Miki due to the fact that Akio got everyone drunk in a matter of seconds (well.... who says this has to be realistic, its not real life afterall, and unlike some people would have you believe, we are not trying to make anyone believe otherwise, as well as we do not). And those who didn't get drunk in seconds couldn't hear over the loud as hell music. So, Miki made his "confession" but no one heard a word. Except... well nameless pink haired bish! who probably already knew the truth anyways! So, as far as the players (puppeteers) and the cast of SKU in general, Miki will always remain innocent in our book, since if we corrupted Miki completely, who'd be left? So, you'll have to judge the truth about Miki yourself!

Author's (puppeteer) note: THE nameless pink haired bish! is an original character and should not be used anywhere else, since he's original! So, no taking him and making Fuuma do dirty things to him in other anime rp blogs or the like! I mean it. <---- joke

Author's (puppeteer) note: (this is the last one I swear) Ummmmm, I was not looking at random Gravitation pics when I came up with the pink-haired bish thing.... honest *looks around*

Miki's innocence, the truth.... is unknown





A few days later....

Ahhh! We're finally here ^^. Now we can find the evidence we need to discover the true purity of Miki. There's a problem though ^^. *everyone looks at her*. What if Miki really hasn't been going to music competitions all this time? *Miki shifts uncomfortably and turns and interesting shade of pink*.*suddenly an idea dawns on utena..considering how oblivious she usually is to this kind of thing*

I now know how we can make him confess! We can tie miki-kun's hands together in a locked room, and put anthy in there with him naked! Miki: *turns an even brighter shade of pink* Alright alright already! I'll confess to you, I'll tell you the truth! Anything but that! .....(to be continued)

secret confessions begin....





Well, I guess this is much better than the bus *climbs into limo and sits next to Miki giving him a wink and a smile, and getting a glare and ignored after in exchange*. My, my, aren't we fiesty, well if you hadn't been such a ho and treated me like I was the only ho, there would be no problem. Oh and please, what class wanted pictures of animals? I have friends in your science class, so don't even bother with that!

*sits back and straightens her skirt as she calms herself* Hear's boogie nights playing in front. Oh gee, if hell was on earth, this would be it! *turns on radio in back and Britney Spears is playing* Auuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhh!!! Wai...waitttt! Miki-kun! Isn't this the chick who you have pics plastered of all over your walls? Ne.. ne? *eyes Miki skeptically*

Kozue knows all.





*lounges in the limo*
Personally, i am perfectly sure of how pure Miki is. ^_^ Not at all. Here Miki, come sit on my lap. *pats his lap*
*Stares at the inbuilt TV in the limo*
You know, i really this is disgusting. The things you see on the news these days. Image theft and bigorty. Closed minded bastards. I mean, who steals someone else's image and then randomly types NO NO NO NO NO all over it How insulting, not to mention illegal.
Let's change the channel, shall we?

Saionji supports anime pitas, thankyou.





*Watches "Anthy(Wakaba)" get slapped around, sighs*. Honestly, I guess some people have to learn the hard way on some things in life. *Gives Wakaba directions to a nearby church*. Please, go un-sell your soul before this gets anymore out of hand >_> *Saionjii does a double take at two Anthys, as he cannot decide which one to slap first*.

Now then, lets get on the road and find out how truly pure Miki is. I'm so sick of all these rumors and theories flying around. I can hardly tell what's true and what's false! *Everyone piles into limo, and get's ready to go discover the true Miki*.

trying to bring order to a crazy situation





Mmmmmmmmm, well I guess I'll go if Nanami does, afterall I have to make her lunch ^.^. First I have some uhhh... work to do *nods determinedly and runs off to do his "work"*

*arrives a few minutes later at Nanami's home with a list in his hand of the previous advice Mikage gave*
1. Tattoo her name on butt
2. Take all her clothes
3. Make scary phone calls to her house
4. Follow her everywhere

Well, luckily for me, I follow Nanami around all the time normall ^.^, so I can cross that and the tattoo out since I did that, now to complete all the stuff on the list. Then I'll be a man, and Nanami will notice me as one ^.^.

*runs off and grabs Nanami's clothing while she's away and takes them and gives them to a Thrift store*

Waaaaaiiiii! Soon I'll be a man!

Tsuwabuki hits puberty





*peeks out and walks out oh so slowly just as Utena is about to get into the limo*.

Utena: Himemiya! There you are ^.^. Come sit by me, unless you want to sit by Akio-san!
Wakaba: Uhhh.. its me, Wakaba, I sold my soul to the devil to look like Anthy, so Saionji would like me ^.^.

*Wakaba walks up to Saionji and smiles at him and give hims a big kiss*

Utena: Wakaba! Un-sell your soul to the devil! He'snot worth it, plus if he thinks you're Himemiya he'll sl..

*Saionji slaps "Anthy".

Utena: too... late >.<;

Wakaba: *sobs* I've had it, I don't want to be or look like Anthy anymore, I never knew I could be treated like this! *cries and runs away but meets up with the Nanami goon squad and they each give her a hearty slap in the face, which slows her only temporarily as she keeps running and crying*

Damn you Saionji! I've had it, I got a nose job, and now an entire appearance makeover, to be slapped! I'd rather be ignored *sobs*.

Never make deals with the devil





Miki..you're..involved in *sees pictures,screams* MIKI NO HENTAI! I can't believe that I let Himemiya near you of *all* people! I trusted you and thought you were truly a pure person who would never to anything dirty like that >_<. Honestly, how did you get to be so hentai..and using your music as an excuse to do these these..things!

At least I can trust *Akio* to be a good influence on Anthy. They always spend so much special time together, and seem to have the most splendid relationship ^_^. Speaking of those two..where are they and what're they doing? *"boogie nights" is heard off where Akio and Anthy are* In either case, I'm going on this trip too...I'm not being deceived by Miki ever again!

Utena is a bit *too* gullible





Touga, really I don't think it's necessary for you to rescue Shiori. I'm sure someone else could do it *coughmecoughcough*. Touga: Oh no, I'll do it Shiori needs me *smiles and winks*. Shiori: *whimpers, holds on to lamp for dear life*. Juri: *muttering* Sheesh..always acting like the knight in shining armor and stealing all the girls..*grits teeth* There's no way in hell I'm letting him win her! *looks back up at Shiori* Come on Shiori,I got Himemiya to finally take that...creature out of here it's o.k. *Takes out ladder, grabs Shiori*. There now, everything is fine..now if you'll excuse me..I have a brief trip to go on. *Walks past Touga..gives him a predatory look and leaves*

Someone is jealous...





Well, I guess if onii-sama is going, I should go, after all I can not be parted with my onii-sama for too long. Especially on weekends *smiles knowingly*.

*Chu Chu bound up Anthy's arm with a mini suitcase* I wonder, what sort of things will we find about Miki? Now that all the drugs are completely out of my system I am completely lucid so I can truly experience this adventure! *people stare at Anthy like she's on crack and begin to wish she was back on drugs.

*climbs into limo in the passanger's seat next to Akio and smiles at him putting up up the darkened privacy window so no one from in back can see what's going on *smile smile*. Onii-sama, I missed you, even if you do consider me a bore.

Is Anthy being a ho? We shall never know.





That bus is possibly one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. If you're going to travel, do it in style. I believe I have a stretch limo, if you're all interested. Of course...... I'm driving.

Oh, and don't worry about costs. This is all coming from Kanae's father's money.

Style is all that matters.





...*fumes*

Kozue... honestly... you've been spying on me yet again. >_O;; and those animal pictures were meant for a portfolio I am putting together. Ahuh. For SCHOOL.

...and I can assure you that the musical competitions are pure. I'll even go into the bus with you guys and we can all drive down there and prove my innocence. *follows into the bus*

You wouldn't like Miki when he's mad...

*rushes in with a fireman's uniform on* Someone call about a cat? *looks up and sees Shiori* Oh.

Shiori: Touga! Get me down!
Touga: Ummm... nah. You can jump.
Shiori: No I caaaaaaaaa~~~n't!
Touga: Owell.

*rips off fireman's uniform and is back in his normal attire* Anyway. I never believed Miki-kun was pure. I mean, it's hard to believe after what we did anyway. Akio, if you think I'm flexible you haven't really tried anything much with Miki-kun, yet. I have quite a lot of film that depicts Miki-kun's expertise.

You know, all this talk of flexibility makes me think of gymnastics. Perhaps I should join?

Touga wonders about gymnastics.

Well that was a horrible dinner, I got knocked over and my food fell and completely ruined my new skirt! Ugh! It was a dog and that... that... that... THING!

Chuchu: Chuuuuu?
Shiori: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~~~ *everyone looks up and sees Shiori clinging for her life onto a ceiling lamp* Hiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss. XO
Chuchu: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?? O_o

Mreowwwwww!





*Walks in feeling morbid about how her and Shiori's "date" went*. Miki's been involved in a porn scheme?? Of all the times I made sure not to say anything perverted around him..and he's been doing something like *this*?! I can't believe he's faking innocence. *Looks at animal pictures and shudders* I don't even want to begin to think of what he's done to those poor creatures. I'm also suspicous Kozue..he always is going on these "music competition" trips every 2 weeks. At most I think he'd only be going to them 3 times a year! *stands up* I'm going with you Kozue...I feel like a sap for believing that Miki truly was "pure"! >_<. So, who else is going to come along on our trip?

A disgusted Juri prepares to discover the "true" Miki





Why must I be surrounded by idiots? I mean look at Utena, she actually believed that Himemiya Anthy was addicted that day. My confession, sure I slipped her something here and there lately, but trust me once I said I did I stopped! So like a stupid idiot, Utena sent the girl to a drug clinic for nothing *laughs*. Being a loyal minion for the devil can be so exhilirating!

My, my according to the porn site, and Saionji, Miki-kun has been a little tramp boy! Not to mention these pics I found under his bed *lets everyone see pictures of animals taken from a zoo*. Appearances may be deceiving, and it may look innocent enough, but considering the obvious pervert we're dealing with here, we need to keep our minds open! *leers wickedly at Miki and smiles*. Also what about all those so called "Music Competitions". If anyone has ever seen American Pie, we all know what happens at those competitions and camps and such! Sickness! Now if it was someone like Shiori or Anthy even *leers* we could just ignore this and go on. But, Miki-kun is supposed to be innocent, and if in fact he's as much of a trampboy as it seems, then all this time we've been misled!

I propose...... a trip. We see about these little competitions, find some evidence, and find out the truth about Miki-kun! Until we learn all the truth about him, can we really keep going as we have? Can we really keep smiles upon our faces! So.... who's with me *getting into a bus painted with hippie symbols, mud splashes, and splattered paint, a bus that also seems to be the #2 cause of pollution [the #1 cause is in face the buses of boybands on the roads to see their "fans", at least..... lets blame them shall we] and signals to everyone if they'd like to come on!* We don't need everyone, but the people who feel most betrayed by his faked innocence!

Kozue's driving! So put on your seatbelts!





*waltzes back in*
Hello again everybody.
I'm back from the drug clinic, got Anthy out. I think she's coming in their car, she should be here eventually. ^_^

No luck on the addictive drug front, however i did manage to lift a bit of LSD that had been confiscated *holds p a biiiiig bag of little white pills*
*stares at Wakaba*
What do you mean 'that night i stayed with you?' i don't like what you're implying. As far as i remember, all we did was play cards and drink.
... oh no. oh god no. O_O Don't tell me i was boffing Wakaba under the influence!
*traumatised*
*stares at little white pills*
You know, LSD isn't actually technically addictive, and you an't overdose on them... *pops 7 or 8 pills*
They better kick in fast.

Saionji, goin' trippin'





Saionji and Miki........ *eyes bulg* Oh my god!!!!!! Miki you are so lucky *.*. Tell me all about it, pleaaaasssseee!!!! *latches onto Miki's leg* Oh... wait, if I do that everyone will know I like Saionji... and then they may know about... about.... that time when he stayed with me. No one actually believed Utena, so I'm still alright, but if I do that people may know!

*un-latches herself from Miki's leg* Just kidding ^.~ That's gross Miki, you are worse than your sister apparently, and she loves to spread it all around that she's a world class ho. But you... tsk tsk. That's very sad, I think you need to purify yourself! *hauls Miki off to a catholic church and puts him in a confessional even though Miki isn't religious* There! Now..... purify or something, and beg God to forgive you, and promise to never ever sleep with Saionji again *smiles evily when Miki is in the confessional, since now no one but Anthy can take her man away from her.

Ashamed of her peers!





Ah Miki... after what you did with me i wouldn't be worried about those tame things you did with Akio getting out... afterall, we did try 18 different positions and 3 roleplays in 2 hours... now there's something to brag about! But i wont tell if you don't...
Whoops, too late. My bad. ^_^

Now, excuse me. I must go and talk to the drug clinic about releasing Anthy and ask them about a good addictive drug i can dose her with to keep her coming back to me. ^_^

Saionji is such a prick. ^_^





PORNOGRAPHY?? ME?? with AKIO!? *turns bright red* I never did anything with Akio-san!! It must have been my head on someone else's body. At least, that's how I see it. Ahuh. That has to be it. *eyes everyone suspiciously*

besides all these rumors, and false happenings, Himemiya was horrible!! She insulted everything about me, my race, religion, and my heritage! She even made fun of my stopwatching, and she even began to question it's use and it's value... ;_;

Kozue-chan? This was all your doing? ARGH! *clicks stopwatch so hard the button jams*

a little help? >_<

Miki's getting furious...





*Watches drug clinic truck leave* Anthy OD'd on something? Hmmm..somehow I honestly can't believe that. If anything I bet someone set this up just to get himemiya out of here for a while *eyes Akio and Kozue suspicously*. *Shiori walks in with semi-formal dress on* Shiori: Ready to go to the coffee house Juri-san? Juri: *nods* Sure, just have to find my money.

An hour later...

So Shiori...umm, having a nice time so far? Shiori: Yeah, sure I had to cancel a romantic date on a yacht with Ruka though. Oh well, Ruka's been becoming too posessive of me lately. So what If I flirted with all the guys at the fencing match? It won't hurt him or anything. Juri: Shiori..there's..something really important that I have to tell you. Shiori: Oh, is it something embarassing? Juri: No not at all O_O.*blushes* ummm..Shiori I...*suddenly chu-chu runs through with an angry dog in pursuit*. Shiori look out!*dog knocks over Shiori's chair, Shiori falls taking the tablecloth and everything on it with her* Juri: *thinking* Someday you'll know my feelings Shiori...someday.

An interesting outing....





*Anthy goes into the kitchen and gets a glass and fills it with water and starts to sip when Utena comes in, see's the glass and Anthy about to drink it and slaps it out of Anthy's hand*

Anthy: Utena-sama, why'd you do that I'm thirsty!
Utena: Himemiya, you can't, it has drugs in it, Kozue drugged your drink!
Anthy: *looks at faucet confused as to how Kozue was able to do that* I... I don't think so...
Utena: Believe me! She's drugging you because of Miki liking you!

The rest of the day goes about the same, everytime Anthy reaches for a drink, Utena smacks it away and the day wears on...... and on..... and on..........

Anthy: Please Utena-sama, I was dehydrated when I first tried to get water, now I feel strange and dizzy. I need some water, please....
Utena: NO! You can't become a drug addict!
Anthy: I don't know what you mean... *faints*
Utena: Oh my god! Even though I tried to protect her Kouze got to her somehow and now she's OD'ing!!!!! Oh my god!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! *dials a drug clinic and reports that Anthy OD'ed on something, they come and wheel her away while two shadows stare out at the scene from a distance....*

Akio: Well done, between Utena's idiocy and Anthy's condescending manner Anthy passed out from dehydration. That was tons of fun Kozue....
Kozue: I though so as well *smiles wickedly and the two walk away together*

Anthy's drug addiction, is it an addiction at all?





That tears it! I don't give a care what anyone says, I'm getting rid of this crap!! *Throws off ugly shoes, ditches skanky top and even skankier skirt, throws on her old outfit, washes her face 5 times to get off makeup, puts on wig*. People may accuse me of being a lesbian but at least I'll be content with how I look ^_^.

*gives Kozue horrified look* What've you been giving Himemiya?! It's no wonder she's been acting like such a crackhead lately. I bet there are at least 3 illegal substances you've been using on her. *Notices Anthy drinking thing of "water"*. Err..Anthy, where'd you get that water? Anthy: *smiles* Oh Kozue-chan gave it to me, why? *Utena takes water away from Anthy and dumps it on the ground*. Anthy: Utena! I need to drink it, Kozue said it would make me feel more confident about myself >_<. Anthy, the only thing it's gonna do, is land you in a drug rehab center!

The wanna-be prince returns!





Ewwwwwww! *jumps off Mikage's lap and runs to Nanami and latches unto her leg (whom just was unlatched from Touga's leg ^.^;). Mikage is... is.... a HENTAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! *earth shakes from scream* He's a nasty old man who was probably a porn star in a past life!!!! *screaming and crying hysterically* I feel so... so... dirty *sobs and clutches more to Nanami*.

Tsuwabuki's corruption is slow and painful





Anthy... I believe the term hooker is the wrong one for Touga ^.~. He doesn't have to buy sex, it comes willing *smiles seductively and walks by Touga*. But I do have the admit, I questioned Touga's sanity when I saw him with that Keiko girl... we'd do the whole world a favor if we stold her pigtail holders, because that hair *shudders*.

Well I feel for Anthy, now that she's accepted Saionji in her life maybe Miki-kun will completely forget about her (although its not lucky, the putz). I guess gave her a mild push when I added some umm... strange and unusual narcotics to her diet to make her act/say things lately to make Miki-kun less than interested in her *smiles evily*. I'm just helping her find a new identity afterall! Honestly I'm such a nice person.

Kozue has been drugging Anthy O.o





I do not have hookers. I have friends. That are mostly of the female persuasion. That sometimes... oh... spend the night. *cough*

Denial. It's a wonderful thing.





*eye's Saionji* I don't think so.... *moves further away from Saionji* I may be extraordinarily submissive and such, but I only act that submissive when I'm in bed with onni sa.., I mean when I'm, when I'm... uhhh *can't think of a good lie* o.O;

*walks in on Shiori, Kozue, and Nanami busily making Utena over and eyes the scene curiously* What are you doing Utena? O.o; You look like one of Touga's hookers like that Keiko girl (oops, did I name name's). *puts a mirror for Utena to look into and screams are heard all around as Utena comes to the realization that Kozue and Shiori butchered her hair, have her in unmatching clothing, huge gawdy stick on nails, giant platform shoes, enough make up for 10 women, and more horrors thought possible for one woman)*

Kozue: Honestly you didn't think we'd actually be nice and make you over good did you? I mean, there is a very very small chance that Miki-kun could like you. Especially if you got all dolled up and since he *eyeing Anthy* is still waiting for a certain someone's hair to grow back to leave the GI Ant.. Jane look behind completely, so he needed new mastubation material, since our modem is down and no free porn for him. If he saw you all pretty, he might actually like you!

Shiori: I honestly had no motive except to use my pain from always being Juri's shadow and take it out on you through make up, wax, and scissors ^.^.

Nanami: Well, Touga did and maybe even does like you! Why would I be nice to you!?!?!

*Anthy is still staring at Utena her mouth wide open with shock*
Utena: Himemiya... I've decided to say screw my act of feminism and become a lesbian wannabe and dress like a guy once more. I hope we can still be friends and have some minor grope's here and there like before, even if my hair is butchered like your's.

Anthy: Are you kidding! I honestly don't want to be around someone who looks like a chemo patient when I already do! Plus you screwed onii-sama, I'm still annoyed about that!

*Anthy runs and practically jumps into Saionji's arms, to just at least escape the terror of Utena's new "style"*

Anthy leaves Utena behind...





*Watches Shiori start to apply wax* Ummmm...this doesn't really hurt too bad does it? Shiori: I wouldn't worry,it doesn't hurt..too much. *Starts removing wax, Utena screams in pain*. How was I supposed to know being pretty involved so much pain ;_;?? Then all of these books and tapes...It'll take me hours to go through all of it! Kozue: Utena, don't be such a poor sport, with our help you'll soon be a true girl! and besides, in the end you'll come out looking alot better. *Utena winces as more wax is removed* *Thinks to self* This all seems to come with such a heavy price...I don't know if it was such a good idea for me to start out trying to be more feminine now...maybe I should just be myself. Nanami: *beams happily* Now we start on the fun part....we get to help you choose an entire wardrobe and make-up! Entire wardrobe, Nanami?! O_O I guess it's worth a try(since I don't have much of a choice now that you've locked the doors and windows).

Utena feeling less assured that it's good to be feminine.





*Looks over at touga, mutters under breath* At least I don't have to worry about *my* sexuality,I know where I stand. *Peeks head into door of secret room* Shiori, sorry if I'm interrupting your...fun, but I was wondering if you could *ahem* go er, hangout with me tonight at that new coffee shop that just opened. I heard they serve great mocha lattes. Unless of course..you can't do anything for a while *blush appears on cheeks*. *nervously awaits Shiori's answer*

Trying to reach out...

*gets the bikini wax ready* Oooh, this is going to be fun, I promise! ^_^V We'll just have an all girls night out after we make you over, Utena!

Now that the unibrow is gone, we can get to work with the wax. ^_^ ^_^ *slathers the wax onto Utena and puts those papers (OOC: ...what're they called? just papers? cloth? @@ I don't actually know about waxing... eheh) on then waits for it to dry*

Ack! Kozue! You forgot the mascara! *pulls out a tube and applies it expertly to Utena's eyelashes* Don't forget the diet, by the way, Utena. You know a proper girl should be either anorexic or bulemic, otherwise you won't be the right weight. It's absolutely awful, I tell you, being dropped because you're too...well to put it delicately, large. Here, take this book, I live by it! *hands Utena her copy of Get an Eating Disorder in 1 Week Flat!*

And definately don't forget to read those books Kozue recommended, either, they're wonderful guides. *thinks of her days of innocence with a sigh* ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Kozue! You got some of Touga's porn?! I want to see that...

Shiori, who's horrifying everyone that she's having so much fun.

*acts striken* Actually, *rights himself* being gay/bisexual is nothing with the people around. I mean... *glances at Mikage, Akio, Saionji, and Miki* most of us are definately in the questionable area anyway. Besides, it definately ups the amount of people you can screw since there's... everyone to choose from.

*shakes Nanami off his leg* Honestly, will you ever stop clinging to me? ...stupid question, I know.

Ahah, I am pretty flexible aren't I? *flips hair and preens*

Out of the closet in public (but we already knew anyway).





Y'know, Tsuwabuki, why don't you tell Santa Claus *cough ME cough* what you want for Christmas?? You never know, you just might get it. Teehee.

*plays with Tsuwabuki's hair* Being bisexual/gay isn't a bad thing... you get to meet more interesting people that way. I mean... how often can you get a thing for both a girl AND her little brother?? That's what I thought.

Mikage, the neverending source of wisdom...





I am OUT of the hospital thank you very much!! I broke free they they were giving me the daily sponge bath and ran all the way back. Heeeheeeeee! I'm so proud of myself. I couldn't have done it without you, my red-headed brotherly love!! Your soul was sending me help spiritually! And now I promise to never leave your side again. *hobbles over and stomps her crutch onto Tsuwabuki's foot on the way*
*glomps onto Touga's leg*

The girl with lots of scars





*diligently applies blush and lipstick* Now now dear, I think a tube top a this mini skirt and sonme stiletto heels will serve you properly! After all heels accentuate the curve of your legs and draw attention to your hips! *makes Utena put on a dark blue skirt with matching heels and a lighter blue tube top*

Blue is your color, since it brings out the blue in your eyes! But first *eyeing Utena's breasts* Much too small, you need to either get temporary relief and get some major wonderbra with super padding or get implants *tsk tsk* those are pathetic dear! *starts applying huge amounts of eyeshadow and eyeliner that matches her shirt*

Ewwwwww Shiori, look at her eyebrows @@
*Shiori glances over* Oh my god, she looks like Bert from Seasame Street with that uni-brow *hands Kozue industrial sized tweezers* Get pluckin' girl!

*Kozue plucks as Utena screams in agony* This is nothing dear, wait until the bikini wax!
Utena: Bikini wax? Why would you put wax on a bikini? I don't understand....
Kozue: Man, you either have been under a rock for years, or you are really are truly a tomboy!

Now to give you some advice dear. *puts in a tape which begins to play and turns out to be Cruel Intentions, beginning with the quote, "I advise that you sleep with as many people as possible"* That is our ode Utena dear, we live by it everyday, its the only way to be happy! Also *dumping a huge stack of books on Utena's lap* here is some material you must read. Including titles such as Find the ho deep within and How to be a lady on the outside and still be a skank inside. Once you finish this makeover, the movie, this collection of 50 or so porn tapes I got from Touga's collection while performing sexu.. I mean academic favors, and read these books, you'll be a whole new woman!

Showing Utena the light (.....)





*now untied in secret room* Where the heck am I? O_o. I've never seen this place before at all. *looks over and notices all the cosmetics and piles of clothes*. I'm getting a makeover??*points to outfit* But I thought that this was what real girls always wore! Shiori: Actually, Utena, it's what wannabe-teenyboppers wear -_-. B-But the store clerks told me that this stuff was currently in-style...I guess that'll be the last time I listen to store clerks for fashion advice >_<. Kozue: Alright, enough chatter, we have to start the makeover(this will be fun)! *Utena is dragged into the bathroom, where the girls start removing her badly-applied makeup*

Utena's fashion lessons begin





*Crawls in looking like utter crap with one helluva hang over*

Hi everyone.... I'm sort of a mess right now, Nanami had another incident with animals and is currently in the hospital and she wishes everyone hell. Her exact words were, "If anyone touches Touga I'll !@#$ing kick their !@#$ing @$$ and then kick them all the way to the !@#$ing moon." But honestly she was full of pain killers, so I'd excuse her language since she's not.... herself.

Ummmm.... Touga's gay!?!?! *Tsuwabuki's eyes fill with tears as his idol is crushed into pieces, since not only is Touga a man whore, but a gay or bisexual one as well*

*sobs uncontrollably from the strain of it all and runs blindly across the room and trips and falls into Mikage the pedophile's lap who leers with delight*

Tsuwabuki needs to run @@





It's true... Utena was the worst sex I've had in years. I still can't get the image of her talking about lunch to stop haunting my ears... Those were the worst 5 minutes of sex I've ever experienced. Seriously. I have to fast forward that part everytime, or I end up throwing my show at the TV.

"Bloopers?" Utena, that blooper made you cry out "Ooji-sama" in pleasure about 15+ times. Touga and I still watch it and laugh everytime.

There's nothing wrong with homemade pornography... it simply allows me to analyze the perfect way to have sex. Take Touga, for example. Before I screwed him, I had no idea how flexible another man can truly get. Well.. maybe that's just with Touga.

Lights, camera, action. *wink*

I don't do lessons. *coughs and eyes the girls dragging Utena off to be made over* I daresay that it shall be quite interesting to see what she comes out as.

Ano... Anthy? That was you calling? Your brother had decided to come over and show some of those tapes he's made of... several *cough*encounters with ...people. Including, of course... some people here. *whistles innocently*

Watching... homemade porno?





Utena..that-that outfit you have on is utterly horrendous! I'm sorry, but it looks as if you dressed in a very dark room. I think you're in good line for a makeover right now if you want to be more feminine. *watches nanami and shiori drag utena away to a secret room*. My,looks like my wish was answered. *thinking to self* Tonight I would really like to take Shiori some place nice...not expensive but with a good atmosphere. I've just been dying to tell her about my feelings..yet it seems every time I try to something happens. Last time we were next to a lake watching the sunset, and just as I started talking this little monkey creature flew out of nowhere, jumped on shiori's head and she fell in the lake O_o. Someday you will know how I feel Shiori...someday. *blushing* Is it me...or does it seem rather warm in here? *promptly sits down and starts reading the book utena dropped to try and take her mind off..certain things*.

Juri..ever the model of tranquility





You know exactly what I'm talking about when I say "secret meetings", Wakaba. Which reminds me, remember that day you told me to put some flowers in your room? Well I did that, and I suspected something was going on, and I installed..a hidden camera!!! I now have all kinds of footage with you being together with Saionji. You may know about the "bloopers" I've had, but I hold something very powerful right now. *innocent smile*

Akio, you must have a selective memory sometimes, since I also remember alot of your "bloopers". One that especially comes to mind is the "rose-petal conspiracy". I won't tell everyone the details, but it was quite embarassing. In fact after that incident, I think that even a flea circus could perform better than you.

*Nanami and Shiori walk up with an odd smile on their faces* Why are you guys look at me real strangely? O_o *Nanami keeps smiling, while Shiori grabs Utena and ties her up* Hey! where are you taking me?? Shiori: Utena, the outfit you have on right now is hideous. We're just going to give you some help. Utena: Help?! I-I don't need any help..really! *Nanami and Shiori drag Utena into a secret room* Utena: *thinking* somehow I have a odd feeling about this...

Utena..the spy?





I have no idea what you meant by "secret meeting" and with whom. Oh and... I wouldn't even try and get a date with Touga or Akio since well... I heard from Anthy who told Saionji who told Nanami who told Tsuwabuki who told me that those two are getting a bit comfortable with each other and sharing sexual bloopers that you've had with them. Well... more realistically Akio is telling touga how bad you are/were in bed and stuff. So, don't even bother trying to score a date with Touga. Even if he is more feminine than you *smiles sweetly at Saionji*.

Ummmm and Utena, not to be mean but, I think you need a how to be feminine in 100 impossible chapters, because you look like a blind woman who just went shopping at thrift store. I shall call in the "girls" if you really want to be feminine! Because so far you're a disaster area!

*calls girls and Kozue, Nanami, and Shiori come over with a variety of clothes, beauty magazines, nail polish and remover, make up like crazy, tweezers, clippers, etc. etc.

Let's get to work girls! This is going to take a long time!

Make over time!





Che. Utena, if you want to be more feminine, maybe you should go on a date with Touga. He's more girlish than you'll ever be! *smirks*

... *looks over at Anthy, sitting all on her lonesome*
Anthy my dear, why don't you come sit over here with me?
...
I promise i wont hit you!
*tries to look caring and compassionate*

Saionji keeps his promises, thankYOU!





*Comes out of room wearing a purple floral print knee length dress with no straps, light blue platform sandals, and carrying a small purse with daisies printed all over it*. Say hello to the new Utena!!!! From now on everyone is going to be seeing me be less of a tomboy ^_^. *pulls out book called "How To Be Feminine In Ten Easy Chapters"*. With this book, I will soon be looked upon as the most gorgeous student at Ohtori! Maybe I'll even get a date with Touga...*pauses*. Go on a date with Touga?! O_O Hmmm...I think I'll stick with other people. *thinks* Maybe it will be a little harder to be feminine than I thought.

The new Utena debuts for everyone





*looks at Mikage and Tsuwabuki and starts to think that Mikage is better at corrupting than Akio is*

Well now onii-sama, you find sex with me boring, then don't have sex with me *throws all Akio's stuff out the window of the chairman's wing, even if it is his home*. Just go away, if I wanted that kind of abuse I'd call Saionji! I'm officially incest-free!

15 minutes later
I'm so lonely! So bored too, and so..... *blushes*. *wonders where onii-sama is and calls Touga's place and hears unusual sounds, including moans and sighs and an occasional "oh Akio, yes, yes!" *hangs up phone furiously and sits alone and bored*

Anthy kicks out Akio!?!?!