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*Miki stops in the music room to pick up some of his notes for an upcoming contest, Juri and Kozue wait outside* Kozue: You didn't think my drawing was that bad did you? I mean..I only seek to inform the ignorant masses. Juri: *barely holding her temper* You called that piece of smut informative?! Since when did sex ed. become Porno 101? Kozue: I just look at it as a way to spice up the class. Besides, why are you so uptight about this? Juri: Everytime I try to teach the lessons you go and purposely make a "convienient" interruption. Kozue: *gives Juri a "who me?" look* Purposely?? I would never dream of doing such a thing. Could it be that the class reminds you of something you want to forget? *Juri grits her teeth* I don't know what you're talking about at all. Kozue: Oh? I could've sworn I saw you stiffen a little bit. Juri: *eyes narrow* What I think about that class is no one's business but my own. Kozue: *smirks* so you weren't effected by what that girl did in class? Juri:*trying to appear uncaring* Why would I be? It's not like we're the best of friends. Kozue: My Juri-san,could you be..jealous? Juri: Me,jealous? I just didn't think their..display was neccessary, that's all. Kozue: *tsks* Your body language said otherwise..you should really learn to hide that better you know. *Miki walks out of the music room* Juri: *icily* This conversation ends now. Kozue: *can't resist saying one last thing* You can't avoid "it" forever..but I wouldn't worry too much, I'm the only one that knows...for now. *Juri makes no response and continues at a militant pace to Akio's tent* Kozue: *thinking to self* I'm not done with you yet Juri-san... 10:37 p.m. saw juri say, "Why does everyone think my personal life is their business?!" *applying more light purple hair dye while grumbling* This isn't going to work... he's taller than me, plus... well, plus we look nothing alike! That stupid, creepy pink-haired Mikage guy--making me dress up like that even more creepy Mamiya guy. Tsuwabuki *outloud*: Being with Nanami on her worst day is better than this! Somewhere not too far away.... *Nanami sneezes and gets into 'sparkle'-mode wondering if her onii-sama is talking about her....* Tsuwabuki *outloud... yes Tsuwabuki enjoys speaking to himself, who can blame him, no one else will really*: And kidnapping him! I've never done anything really bad... well except jay walking, err... and taking pictures of Nanami-san in her underwear... but that was just so I'd know what kind to get her for Christmas... thats all... really. *spots a small cricket on the ledge of the window* Tsuwabuki: That bug is looking at me funny, sorta with an accusing look actually. *getting nervous now* Stop looking at me stupid bug! I took those pictures purely for research! I am not a pervert like that pink haired guy! I'm not!!!! *accidently pokes his eye when trying to put in Mamiya-wannabe contacts and eyes begin to water like crazy* Tsuwabuki: Blasted thing! I can't see *eyes watering like crazy now* Must... get self together... kidnap, that creepy guy so other... *tears running down Tsuwabuki's face* ...guy leaves me be. *Pulls a ski mask over his now puffy purple hair and his very badly done Mamiya-wannabe face, then slips on a pair of black leather gloves over his small boy-ish hands* 10:37 p.m. saw Tsuwabuki say, "I must be strong! To survive!" *Utena crawls out of the tent after much difficulty*. I know that Akio said my tent would be a little "snug" but I didn't think it would be this tight. I mean, I can barely even fit a sleeping bag in there! Wakaba: Why did you move into a tent in the first place then? You could've stayed in my room for a while! Utena:Well..it's just that..Akio-san didn't want Anthy to be separated from me, and he did seem to truly care. *light blush appears on Utena's face* Wakaba:*smiles* You have a crush on him don't you? Utena: *flustered* A c-crush? Me?? Akio and I just have a really close...friendship, nothing more! Wakaba: You can't deny it, I always have noticed the way you're looking at him when he talks to you. And...*trails off* Utena: And what, Wakaba? Wakaba: Haven't you ever picked up on the *coughs delicately* other apsects of his private life and interests? When I was walking over here..I accidently caught a glimpse of the inside of his tent..and what I saw, was quite...disturbing.*turns redder than a beet when she remembers how Akio looked* Utena:*suddenly dawns on her what Wakaba is talking about* T-that can't be true! Akio's too much of a gentleman to stoop to using such..things. Wakaba: *Grabs Utena's arm and starts dragging her over to Akio's tent* I can prove it to you! Just look inside, it's all you need to do! Utena: *peeks into tent, but is greeted with a completely different scene* Wakaba, all he's doing is watching "I Love Lucy" and eating Bon-Bons, which is *exactly* what he said he'd be doing this afternoon. Wakaba: He wasn't doing that at all when I saw him, he had almost nothing on..and was going through porn magazines! Utena: *shakes head* That can't be true! When I was in his tent I saw nothing of the sort! Wakaba: You've already been in his tent? What you were doing?? Utena: *flustered once more* I was only talking to him about the living arrangements with Anthy, nothing else was ever brought up. Besides, how could we ever have a romantic relationship, he has a fiance! I-I don't have any hidden feelings for him,and..and I believe I have studying to do now. *Walks off a little to briskly for Wakaba not to notice*. Wakaba: *sighs* If only you could see the other side of Akio,Utena. *Back at Akio's tent* Akio: Looks like everything is going according to plan. *pulls out his hidden stash of porn once more* 09:21 p.m. saw Utena say, "I don't know what to believe..." Wakaba: *walking around near the ruins of Akio's home looking for the pop tent Utena described* All this work just to study! *spots two tents, one of extra large proportions, a green-ish flicker seen through the dark blue canvas, extension cords sticking out from underneath the tent, a hum of a fridge* Oh my, she's really got the works. *leans down and enters and screams as she sees Akio in a thong, watching I Love Lucy while flipping through a porn magazine* Akio: *looking up calmly* Oh hello, come to join me? *quickly closing the magazine, to perserve his erm- reputation, since men of his stature have no need for two dimensional women* I didn't know I was expecting company. Wakaba: *turning so red one would wonder how she got dubbed the onion girl when she resembles a tomato so much better* I-I...I..I think I have the wrong tent! *scurries away* Stupid! She said yellow tent, yellow! *walks over to the very very small yellow tent, slips through the opening and gawks, for Anthy and Utena are so squished in that Anthy practically has to sit on Utena's lap to even fit* Utena: Ahhh, Wakaba! Was that you yelling? Did you stumble? I was trying to untangle myself and see what happened. It is a bit crowded, sorry. Wakaba: *staring at Anthy and Utena* You were untangling yourself? You mean... you were worse before?!! Ummm... how about we study outside, you mind? *feeling very uneasy* Utena: Sure, but can you grab on my ankle and pull? I'm a bit stuck *looking sheepish* 06:12 a.m. saw Wakaba say, "I don't know these people! I don't!" Juri: This is an absolute outrage, first you *waving arm at Kozue as they speed walk at a break neck pace* and now the chairman himself! What is this academy coming to? Kozue: Can we slow down, I don't want to participate in any thing that even remotely qualifies itself as exercise. Miki: *giving Kozue a glare* It was quite a shock, if word gets out, Ohtori itself will be a mockery. Kozue: If you're both so irritated with the chairman, though I don't see what he's done wrong either then why don't you discuss your feelings with him and let me go. Juri: *stopping to glare so hard at Kozue that it appears she's trying to drive a hole through her forehead* You can not go, if you've forgotten due to recent events, let me remind you. Your hideous display of, 'artistic nature' has caused all this in the first place. Kozue: It was a protest! P-R-O-T-E-S-T! Miki: And to think the chairman even considered a questionaire of all things. Kozue: I know its really stupid. *Both Miki and Juri stop while Kozue slams into Juri in surprise, looks up and blinks in that, "no I'm not innocent, what do you take me for, but I'm not entirely supportive of everything sexual you know," look.* Miki: You think its stupid as well *looking so hopefully and innocent its downright painful to observe* Kozue: Well, it is for me at least, almost everyone already knows my sizes! Miki: One day, I really will give up on you. *sigh* *Juri and Miki resume speed walk, while Kozue sulkily follows.* 05:59 a.m. saw Kozue say, "Plus, I know Miki's 'size' already." *over an intercom* I have been alerted of a prank, which depicts a certain body part which closely resembles my own. Before anyone makes any judgements, I would like to state that the proportion is correct. Now, you may find that my announcing this fact a ploy to advertise my size, but I can assure you that is false. I personally believe that as encouragement for the furtherance of a student's sexual education, one must learn how to compare the sizes of such anatomy, and know what is average and what is not. So, please expect a questionaire soon, regarding the sizes of these things. The results may or may not be used publicly. Good day. 09:01 p.m. saw Akio say, "Akio, signing off." *holding binoculars, tape recorder, flashless camera, notebook and pen for notes and is trying to spy on Nanami, per usual* Tsuwabuki: *thinking* I have to go about life as normal, that evil Mikage is making me do that evil thing this weekend, until then, I have to go about life as normal as possible. *is looking at the crowd around the... erm... graphic picture, involving the spread eagled girl and the uhhh... thing were't still leaving you to imagine* Ahhh... its Touga *sees Touga examining the picture closely and muttering to himself while staring at the erm... thing we are leaving you to imagine* Touga: *muttering to himself, but loudly enough for the spying pre-pubescent Tsuwabuki to hear* Kozue really does have talent, the likeness is so... amazing. She must have had close examination of it to pull off such likeness. *Tsuwabuki, who idolizes Touga, naturally is curious about all he says and does, looks earnestly at the ummm... thing we're still leaving you to imagine.* Tsuwabuki: *saying outloud, accidentally to himself in a low voice* Likeness to whose? Ever since that sex ed. class, I know things... like... how it can look... like that after time.... but who... Touga: *out of the corner of his eye spots Tsuwabuki, since he heard him talking faintly and smiles to himself* Indeed, *speaking now very loudly* Akio *speaking softer now* is very well endowed [this is the only hint you are getting to what exactly the thing we have continued not to mention driving you crazy with wonder is]. Tsuwabuki: *trying not to gasp and thinking once more* That... is that Akio guy's... thing!? He must be some sort of god...... I didn't know they [the thing we've neglected to mention to you thus far] could get like that. *gawks* 03:09 p.m. saw Tsuwabuki say, "My self-esteem...." I come to see how the school is doing, and what do I find? ::feels faint:: I know it was supposed to be a sex ed class, but what kind of a class includes graphically detailed art... and.. ::sees the [thing you're still imagining]:: oh my. It's my fiance! ::really does faint:: Touga: Why it's a lovely lady just laying here on the ground. ::helps up Kanae and fans her awake:: Are you alright? ::flashes his Charming Smile™:: Kanae: I... I just saw... oooooh. He wouldn't really cheat on me, would he? ::looks pleadingly at Touga:: Would he? Touga: Who? Kanae: Akio! Touga: Oh, Akio! Of course not! Akio is the epitome of gentlemanly courtesy! He would never stoop to an affair! Put it out of your mind at once, dear lady, the horrifying image is all a prank. Now, perhaps if you look around in the crowd you'll find your fiance. ::winks:: 01:06 p.m. saw Kanae say, "It isn't! It is! Oh my." *shakes a spray can angrily* Safe sex? Give me a break. All we need is some idiot bashing the idea of abstinence in Miki-kun's already abstinence-filled brain. *gives spray can another good shake* *adds finishing touches to her 'work of art' and stands back to admire her artistry* Hmmmmmm... I never realized I had such talent. The Next Day: A large crowd is seen surrounding the door into the Sex ed. room. Most likely (but not necessarily) due to the fact that a large image of a spread eagled woman has been spray painted so the door to the classroom lays right where, her uhhhhh... 'privates' lay. The girl is holding a sign that barely covers her chest reading: Abstinence sucks! Get laid, call 1-900-fre-blow. Other such imagery that resembles... [well, we'll let you imagine] of a man close to the girl's mouth. Wakaba: That is.... so gross! Touga: I agree... she's not anatomically correct! Wakaba: I don't mean that, geez. Utena: *Utena walking up and still looking flustered, which has been her ever constant 'look' since Sex ed. even started* Oh my... thats... thats... AKIO! *suddenly there is silence, as Utena points haphazardly at the... [thing we left to your imagination... near the girl's mouth]. Utena..... suddenly realizing what she is pointing at, and realizing she just made an accidental confession of sorts* *Kozue and Miki walking up, overhearing Utena, Miki busily gawking like he's been groped by construction workers in fuzzy pink bunny costumes [meaning: in a deep state of shock that borders tortureous] and Kozue smiling absently* Kozue: Hmmm... now that you mention it, it does resemble Akio's a bit. Purely unintentional I assure you. Utena: *glaring now* You... drew that disgusting thing? Kozue: *grinning wickedly [per usual]* Can you please repeat the question, I swore you said 'disgusting'. Miki: *looking as if now the groping construction workers in fuzzy pink bunny costumes have now switched to show girl outfits* Kozue! I can't believe you drew such a thing! Touga: Me either, you never mentioned you had such talent.
Kozue: You embarrass me Touga-san! *pretends to be blushing.... fails* 09:31 p.m. saw Kozue say, "So talented am I" *Utena walks out of the nurses office with a small ice pack clutched to her head* I knew talking to myself would get me in to trouble one of these days. If Akio knew what I was thinking... *blushes* *suddenly "you-know-who" walks up behind Utena* Akio: I assume that you're better now after our *ahem* accident? Utena:*in quiet tone* ahh..yes..m-much better..*face becomes redder* Akio: So, what was it that you seemed to know so much about,hmmm? I get the feeling it has to do with me *sly glance* Utena: *speechless* Well..it's just..that..ahh..you know..I wasn't expecting the course to be so..detailed. Akio: *slides arm around Utena's waist, Utena makes a small gasp* Wouldn't you agree it's a bad thing to not be well-informed? I'd be more than happy to help you get a better "understanding" of the class. *before Utena can speak,Anthy walks up carrying two large packages* Anthy: Oni-sama, I have the tents you requested. Where do you want them set up? Utena: *blinks, and finally gets her voice back*. Tents?? What about staying in a hotel? Or a different building? Akio: Tents are *much* more economical, and I would hate to separate my sister and her only friend for such a long period of time. After all we are *very* close friends aren't we? Utena: Well..if you put it that way.. Akio: *smiles victoriously* Then it's settled. Of course, we'll have all of the "amenities" of life (like the playboy channel and my "secret" subscriptions to porn magazines). Utena: Alright, just let me pick up some things at the drugstore then I'll be there. See you later, Himemiya! *Anthy walks a ways into the small courtyard near the rose garden, and bumps into Miki by accident* Miki: Himemiya-san! Are you O.K.? Anthy: Just fine, I was just admiring how beautiful it is here at this time of day. Miki: *smiles gently* Himemiya-san..could you walk with me for a while? Anthy: If you like.. 09:53 p.m. saw Utena say, "What else will this day yield?" Seeing as Symbolic Rubbish has been around a whole year, many ideas spawned as how to celebrate this wonderful occasion. After much consideration a few ideas were taken into light and a few dismissed. After the 100th post incident we decided any singing would be out of the question. Then everyone decided to do a beauty pagent but when it was announced the three judges would be Kiryuu Touga, Saionji Kyouichi, and Kaoru Miki, all the contestants besides two, Kiryuu Nanami and Kaoru Kozue either came down with the odd bug believed to be linked to some homebaked cookies or fell down a flight of stairs. We're happy to announce no one was severely injured. Then finally we decided to read some letters we've received from our greatest fans! Anthy: Well then now to start off we'll read a letter from a girl age 16 named Nina she writes the follow.
Dear SR Staff, Anthy: In response, the SR Staff says that first, you need to try and read some yaoi lemons, now thats a 'huge sex thing' and, we're just having fun here. Plus, you see it different than that? Geez. Its full of sex! Anthy: Another person named George writes the following.
SR Staff & Friends, Anthy: One of the members of SR Staff asked if you got her birthday card this year. Anthy: Another person named Joe writes the following.
Symbolic R. People, Anthy: Well now, I would read SR staff's response, but I'm afraid it consists of.. much.. profanity. Seeing as all the response we've gotten is unbelievably positive I shall go no further! No need to flaunt to everyone on how devoted our fans are! We hope people stick around with us as we challenge another year of SR goodness! [Note: For the curious, the 'flames' and notes were fake.] 03:51 a.m. saw Anthy say, "1 whole year and still going!" *Ruka sits in the class before its to resume once more, he's alone as its very early staring at the neatly written lesson plans Juri did, that've now been totally ignored* *thinking to himself* Well it could be worse, at least instead of the goat pestering me, she's too busy flaunting herself in front of the whole class practically in Touga's arms. Touga just coming in: Stupid teachers, insisting we teach safe sex. And that isn't even the worst. They want us to teach the "values" of abstinence. That is just ridiculous, today I had planned on starting a lesson on positions in homosexuality. Everything's ruined now. Oh well, I'm sure Shiori and I can conduct special out of school tutoring for those special cases. *smiles* *Juri enters looking 10 years younger, for she heard the same as Touga* Ruka: Ahh... so back on course eh Juri? *hands her-- her old lesson plans politely, but only gets a borderline annoyed look in return* Shall I go hunt down that video you planned for this unit Safe Sex & Abstinence: The easy way to keep away those nasty ol' STD's? Juri: Either that or we could use Touga as an example, show them how according to the notches on his bedpost and Shiori's claim of them, he's had sex with around 46 different women. We could make a chart showing how many people that'd be like if even half had just one partner. Ruka: *grins widely* Ahh that we could, but I wonder how Shiori knew this tidbit? Juri: *gives Ruka a glare* She was borrowing some notes and she saw it. Ruka: Notes eh? Hmmmm. *receives another glare as Juri faces the blackboard* Well, I'll go get the video just in case you don't want to explain why you got this information. Although from the way Shiori's been acting lately I doubt anyone would doubt how you did get that information. *shrugs and starts walking away* Touga: 46? That can't be right... seems like an awfully small number, plus even if it was last night would've made it 47. *Juri stalks out of classroom, shoulder butting into Touga as she passes* Ruka: Ahhh.. so you want to get that video together? Wonderful, just like old times. 03:28 a.m. saw Ruka say, "I'll just let the truth sink in" So, now that I got you down from the tree, I've got a little... favor to ask of you. Tsuwabuki: *gulps* You don't mean... Mikage: Yes, well... let me give you a bit of a backstory. Y'see, Mamiya has been kind of insubordinate, and I'm suspecting that he's been conversing with the enemy. So, I need for you to dress up as him, and infiltrate the headquarters, pretending to be Mamiya. Akio would never suspect that! Tsuwabuki: ...wha...!? Mikage: You're going to get some more dirty info for me... then Akio will know who is manipulating who!! 11:01 p.m. saw Mikage say, "Mwahahahaha." *starts to run into the classroom with a cushion but Touga blocks his way* Touga: Nanami, Tsuwabuki is way too young to even enter this class let alone stay in it. Actually... you're the youngest the board allows to take this class. Nanami: *looking defiant* He's not actually going to 'take' the class, just you know... make sure I'm taken care of. Touga: Nana...*Nanami breaks him off* Nanami: Its not like there will be anything taught in this class he doesn't know. He knows all about the birds and the bees! *Tsuwabuki looks a bit lost wondering why would stuff about birds and bees be taught in a class other than Science?* Juri: Well... because of some people's opinions *tries not to glare at anyone* this class has advanced some. Touga: Nevermind, she'll get her way anyways, let us continue. A few moments later when Shiori and Touga are demonstrating sexual position... Nanami is trying not to blow a fuse, and Tsuwabuki is a bright shade of red. Tsuwabuki: I... didn't even know girls could be that flexible *eyes huge* For... some reason I feel really warm. Nanami-san... have you ever tried doing it like that? Nanami: Doing it like that how dare you ask such a question *snaps fingers and loyal minions Keiko & co. come to the rescue*. Punish him. 10 minutes later as everyone is leaving class they see Tsuwabuki hanging from a tree in just his underwear. Kozue: Well... this is quite different from the birds I saved. Lets hope he grows out of wearing G.I. Joe underwear unlike a certain person *glances at an unaware Miki* Tsuwabuki: Someone get me down! Please! Mikage: *idling up* Need a hand there? Tsuwabuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 04:04 a.m. saw Tsuwabuki say, "Not the pink haired pervert again!!" ::storms into the classroom:: Onii-sama!! ::waves paper announcing the sex-ed class:: How could you not tell me you were teaching this! Not to mention how could you neglect to tell your own sister that it was requireeeed?! Oooooh! ::spies Shiori giving a knowing glance to Touga:: Why you! ::stomps over and whaps Shiori with the now rolled up announcement:: Shiori: ::tears well up:: I-I didn't... d-do a-a-anything! Touga: Girls, girls, this is a classroom environment. Nanami, do apologize to Shiori-san. Nanami: But...! ::grumbles:: 'msorry. ::turns up her nose and looks away from Shiori:: Tsuwabuki! Bring me a cushion! I need to sit comfortably to get the most out of this class, of course! 02:39 a.m. saw Nanami say, "Onii-sama wa hidoiiiiii~~ desu yo!" So, Touga-sempai, Kozue told me you needed my ...help? Touga: Why, of course, my dear. We need people of some... expertise to help out. Especially since one of our assistants is caught up in unresolved sexual tension and another is simply too much of a stick in the mud. You shall be well rewarded, of course. ::winks:: Oooh, my pleasure. ::grins slyly and then addresses the class:: Now that most of the basics have been gone over, how about some ...more advanced techniques? ::starts demonstrating these "more advanced techniques," sparing glances for Ruka, Touga, and Akio all the while:: 02:27 a.m. saw Shiori say, "I'm just so talented." *stares at Saionji during Sex ed. class. Stares at a slightly annoyed Saionji as he helps Touga explain certain sexual positions. Stares at Saionji as he and some of the others disperse the rumor that one can go blind from too much 'spanking the monkey'. Stares at Saionji as the go through the usual dull textbook stuff.* *deep sigh* Knowing all thise, how could would question why Wakaba is one happy onion girl? Touga: Now that we've covered most of the new curriculum, as well as the old boring *grins* stuff, does anyone have any questions? *Wakaba raises hand and waves it frantically* Wakaba: *flushing* Umm... what if someone wanted to help aid that UST [Unresolved Sexual Tension] thing you mentioned earlier that another person has? *tries not to look at Saionji, very embarrassed*
Touga: I'm glad you asked! Actually, its best to check our our resident Chairmen's book called, Seduction: 101 Steps to make that hard to catch person yours! And for you, you can have a free copy since you helped aid the advertisement unknowingly. *hands it to Wakaba who is shaking trying not to rip it open and read it right away*
Wakaba: *stuttering from embarrassment as some of her classmates giggle* T-t-th-hank you! 06:37 p.m. saw Wakaba say, "This book will become my new Bible." *knocks on Mikage's office door with a sigh, Mikage's more than a little excited voice allows him to enter* Mamiya: What exactly are you planning? Well... besides the obvious. Mikage: First, I must come up with a brilliant plan, to expose this rubbish for what it is! That Chairman seems to have every girl he wants... and guys too! Speaking of that... Mamiya: Hmmm? Mikage: I swore I saw you talking to him earlier..... Mamiya: *fumbles a bit* Me? Ah... you must be mistaken-- why would I talk to him? Mikage: True... plus your hair seemed darker, more violet, probably just the light and my imagination playing tricks on me. 1 hour later: Akio: So... is that what he's planning is it? Well... it may be interesting, so I'll let it pass, things have been too calm around here. I don't think there's been a single duel in *looks at calender* literally ages. We could use shaking the place up after all. My other attempts have come up as a failure. Trying to disprove Miki's innocence, trying to create a wild ruckus with that date auction! Everything keeps coming up all wrong! People were supposed to doubt Kaoru Miki, not forget! They all seem to forget so easily here. Maybe we can cook up something of our own. *looks through his tapes* This one'll do. *hands tape to a certain purple haired individual* You know what to do with it. Half an hour later: Mikage: Ahhh... Mamiya, you're back. What that in your hand? Mamiya: A tape, I got a hold of, that may just aid your plan a little *hands tape to Mikage*. Do with it what you will. 04:59 a.m. saw Mamiya say, "It's a conspiracy. Shhhhh." *annoyed by Kozue's "convenient" interruption* She only made this class alot more irritating for me. When I agreed to this, I didn't agree to give "helpful hints" on the side >_>. I care to only teach the basics and nothing else! *suddenly, Shiori decides to stroll over to Juri* *in a veery sweet voice* What are you complaining about Juri-sempai? Aren't you happy that this class is helping *looks over at Miki* the..less informed students? Not that *I've* had a lot of experience. Juri: *prays for patience* You very well know this class is only informative..not interactive. Shiori: But I think it would be nice to see something more than charts and diagrams ^_^. *slyly eyes Ruka* *Ruka turns away and ignores Shiori's advances* Juri: *sighs* You're trying to ensnare Ruka again aren't you? Shiori: Ensnare?? Such a strong word to use, Juri-sempai! I wasn't thinking *anything* like that at all. I didn't think that you even *cared* this much. *Juri is speechless momentarily* Well...actually.. *before Juri can say anymore, Kozue rushes over* Kozue: Shiori, come on! Touga needs you to help..instruct.. the class. *as Shiori walks off, Juri clutches her locket* Juri: and still...my feelings remain hidden. 07:13 p.m. saw Juri say, "Everything can always get worse..." *walks up to Touga, Juri, and Saionji's 'group conversation'* Oh hi!~ Sorry to butt in *gets annoyed look from Juri and a slight look of deep irritation from Sai, but is awarded a bright heartfelt smile from Touga*. I was just thinking, it may be a good idea *slowly getting louder as she speaks so the classroom can better hear her* some of us are very inexperienced. Oh no me!~~~ I meant others, like my brother for instance. *Miki is turning bright red* Plus, he's not all that flexible, or so I've heard *giggles a bit* so I'm sure he could use those special instructions and all. *smirk* Juri (looking extremely annoyed): Thank you for your imput, now if you'd take your seat once more. Here afterall you are a student and we are the teachers. Kozue: May be so, but I know more about this subject than even you. *cracks a big grin* Touga: Thank you for your imput, I think that settles it *Saionji and Juri looked pained and like they both are close to reaching out and strangling Touga* we must give deeper lessons than these! Kozue: Glad I could influence things *sits down carefully smirking slightly at a very red Miki* 08:25 p.m. saw Kozue say, "I'm all for improving Miki's bedroom skills." Honestly, Juri, I really was teaching. Just perhaps not quite what this curriculum books says. But it's all a bunch of rubbish anyway, and besides Utena, who seems to be a little ignorant (which could quickly be remedied, of course if only she would go on a date with me), and Saionji perhaps, does anyone need this rudimentary information? We should be teaching about the little known facts of sexual education, like which positions are best and how to do insanely acrobatic stunts even if you can't normally bend at all. ::winks at Saionji:: And of course, enlightening the inexperienced among us. This is only personal opinion, though, and I shall gladly shut up and let the more serious teach the class if we absolutely must be that way. ::winning smile:: 03:30 p.m. saw Touga say, "Never would I let myself be so unexperienced in such an area." I have no idea why I have to do this, but its irritating all the perverts are enjoying this too much. *looks out into the class spotting Anthy talking to Kaoru Miki and sitting by Tenjou Utena and feels a deep unsupressed rage* Saionji (outloud): Damn her! Touga (in a humorous tone): And that kiddies is what we call UST, or unresolved sexual tension, not his constant look of tension, the way his shoulders are always hiked up. Thats why having sex can really improve your life, so if any of you are suffering from UST, please let me know, I'll try my best to help you feel better. Saionji (thinking): That dumb... *clenches fist* using me as an example. Touga: Now see how he's clenching his fist, this kind of situation is found most in virgins, or inexperienced people, so please don't be one of those types and experience.... Juri(irritatedly): That's enough Touga, we need to get back to actually teaching now. Saionji (thinking again): That... grrrr... calling me inexperienced, I'll show him. 11:12 p.m. saw Saionji say, "People line up for Sai love!" Wow, Akio and Kanae having pre-marital sex. Who would've thought!? THAT is most certainly a surprise! Well, I suppose that a large portion of the people in this academy don't know, so it would be a nice surprise... an excellent method of screwing Akio and Kanae over. Hey, Mamiya! Did you hear that? "Screwing them over!" I crack myself up! Mamiya: *sighs* Shouldn't you be worrying about the lawsuit? Mikage: Not quite. I shall worry about that later. I am going to have too much fun with this! Prepare, Mamiya, for Mikage's hour in the sun! Mamiya: What?! 12:43 p.m. saw Mikage say, "Exposing corruption can be a career." *spies Utena who is flustered, bright faced and walking away from Akio* Anthy: Utena-sama! *walks more quickly catching up to her* Are you ok... you look flushed *feels Utena's forehead* all the sleeping in the tent, you may have caught a fever *sticks a thermometer [which magically appeared out of nowhere... Anthy has a thing about magically making long narrow objects (like a sword) appearing magically from out of nowhere] in Utena's mouth* Ne... no fever... hmmm... heat maybe? *drags Utena worriedly into the classroom only to watch her turn more red at the diagrams that Ruka posted up and Akio's sharp smile* Utena-sama! You look like you're going to faint! Miki: *running up to assist Utena to her seat with Anthy's help* Are you alright *equally as worried* Utena: I'm fine.... 10 minutes later Akio: Now class, repeat after me... penis, PENIS Utena: aiiiiiyyyy *faints from embarrassment* Miki: *looking at Utena* I never knew Tenjou-san was so fragile, I always thought her to be the opposite! Anthy: Hmmmm... *exchanging glances with her brother* I have no idea what's going on.... *taking Utena to the infirmary with Miki's help* 12:57 a.m. saw Anthy say, "Fragile and Utena, strange combination." *has to tape diagrams on the walls as Akio and the others talk about the reproduction system* thinking to himself: something turns my stomach about having to see the inside of me and Juri and everyone else on diagrams... its just too creepy *turns around to see Shiori smiling and winking at him seductively* *sigh* thinking to himself again: that isn't the only creepy thing about being here *turns away to look at Juri to settle his stomach and calm his nerves after the goats sexual suggestiveness* 12:52 a.m. saw Ruka say, "Goats belong in petting zoo's." Dear Mr. Souji Mikage, I am writing in regards to the recent events that occured during a certain date auction. Though I was not present during the date of the accident, I can assure you I will not let this incident go without punishment. Your reckless behavior endanger the lives of many, and lucky for you there were few people injured and most were just first and second degree burns. However, my fiance's estate and home was entirely burnt to the ground and because of your careless and downright insane behavior he is living in a tent because he refuses to put my family in a bad position (our reputation could be damaged if it got around that we could be having pre-marital sex, my family is very pretigious and refuses to a damaged reputation). Thus, I have collected evidence to a great extent and willing witnesses and I will press charges unless an agreement that is satisfactory for both parties is reached (and it will be more than 100,000 since his home alone was 150,000 so be forewarned).
Signed, Mikage *thinking to himself* So.... their reputation eh? And them not wanting it to get out that Kanae and the chairman are having sex... hmmm... *evil grin appears on his face* 12:30 a.m. saw Kanae say, "I smell a lawsuit." |
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