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@ THRILL JUNKIES: http://newscientist.com/images/covers/nscover20000429.jpg
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# Intense UFO Activity Follows Alien Abduction. 40-year-old Elaine King, of
  Tetney Lock [near Grimsby, Lincolnshire] believes that she was transported
  from her bed to an alien space craft that was constructed entirely of a
  steel-like material. Yow. http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/et_uk01.htm

# ISRAELI UFO WAVE. Jews in Space? http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/giants.html
# Best Canadian UFOs Of 1999: http://www.planet.eon.net/~kijek/page21.html
# Possible Animal Mutilation in Maryland? http://www.caus.org/pn050200.htm

# NEW EARLY 2000 CROP CIRCLE FORMATIONS APPEARING IN ENGLAND:
  http://cropcircleconnector.com/2000/2000.html
  http://194.200.2.248/~paul/search.cgi?d=x&y00&m=any&c=UK
# NEW CROP FORMATIONS ALSO REPORTED IN SPAIN, HOLLAND, USA:
  http://cropcircleconnector.com/inter2000/inter2000.html
  http://194.200.2.248/~paul/search.cgi?d=x&y00&c=any

: Do you like to abduct humans? Is it easy to lure them into your UFO? Are
they suckers for bright lights, implants, hot alien sex? When you've probed
them enough, d'ya mutilate some animals, cut some crop circles, leave some
chemtrails? Were you sent to Earth because you're too annoying back home??
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# Eyewitness Watches Chemtrails Cover Entire Flagstaff Sky - 6 planes
  'working' the city: http://www.sightings.com/general/flag.htm
@ CHEMTRAILS'R'US: http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/conchem.html
# CHEMTRAIL BREAKTHROUGH? http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/chembreak.html
# PATHOGENIC POISON IN THE SKY! http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/upinthesky.html

@ HAARP-ELF AIR TRAVEL DANGERS. It's perfectly clear that secret ELF weapons
  & the HAARP Project in Alaska pose a grave danger to commercial jetliners
  flying anywhere in the world. In fact, these ELF/electromagnetic weapons
  systems and/or HAARP may have already been involved in air crashes which
  have cost the lives of hundreds of innocent people. 70 on Aeroperu 757:
  http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/conspire.html#haarpflight

: Does your Federal/Illuminati/Reptoid conspiracy prefer to 'prepare' humans
for harvest with chemicals, electromagnetic radiation, McFood, subliminals,
all the above? Do your satellite signals sufficiently blanket the populace?

# U.S. Lifts Ban On Private Use of GPS - now you can stalk with accuracy:
 http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/business/gps_ban_lifted_000501.html
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# Cosmologists Release 1st Images of Infant Universe. An international team
  of cosmologists has released the first detailed images of the universe in
  its infancy. The images reveal the structure that existed in the universe
  when it was a tiny fraction of its current age and 1,000 times smaller and
  hotter than it is today. http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200005010007.cfm

# Going round the bend - Have physicists been looking in the wrong place for
  the source of cosmic rays? http://newscientist.com/news/news_223624.html
@ Origins of Man & the Universe: http://www.winshop.com.au/annew/barry.html
# Don't call me 'rocket scientist!' www.alienzoo.com/news/a/200005010004.cfm

: Have you mapped the universe in some detail? Are portions hidden, blocked,
censored? Have you censored any universes lately? What are you hiding? What
shouldn't we know about? Is this for our own good? Really? How can we tell?

# Earth's Big Brother- Jove Saves http://www.cosmiverse.com/space050102.html
# Earth is now hotter than at any time in recorded human history!!! Me too:
 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/UK/Environment/2000-04/hotter300400.shtml
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# Robots open path to deep blue seas - Underwater vehicles help to explore,
  develop ocean floors - should/can/will they search for sea/lake monsters
  too? Suppose they ally against us? http://www.msnbc.com/news/401070.asp
# Fossil May Be Link Between Fish and Land Animals - find was victim of
  Cold War for 25 years: http://www.cosmiverse.com/science050101.html

# Bounty put on lake monster. PENTICTON, BC - The elusive Ogopogo, Okanagan
  Lake's legendary monster, now has a $ 2- million price on its head. Local
  boosters are offering the money to anyone who can come up with scientific
  proof Canada's answer to the Loch Ness monster exists. "There has to be
  something out there" -- http://www.alienzoo.com/news/p/200005010001.cfm

: Have'ya found any interesting water creatures lately? Have they found you?
Are you an interesting water creature? Do robot submarines annoy you? Do you
beam sonic pulses at them for disruption/distortion/deception/dissimulation?
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# Microsoft to use `biometric' tools for Windows. Microsoft Corp. has agreed
  to include in future versions of its Windows operating system a type of
  software that uses "biometric" devices such as fingerprint or eye scanners
  to boost online security. http://www.msnbc.com/news/402255.asp?cp1=1

# Computers Allow Totally-Paralyzed People To Write - unable yet to help
  creationists to think: http://www.sightings.com/general/write.htm
@ The End of The Line - Domestic Surveillance and Mind Control
  Technology? http://www.west.net/~eotl/political/weapons/nsa.html

# R U Psychic? www.lineone.net/express/00/05/01/features/f0100splash-d.html
# FREE ENERGY SECRETS RELEASED http://cseti.org/position/addition/bedini.htm
# Computing at the speed of light. NASA scientists are working to solve the
  need for computer speed using light itself to accelerate calculations and
  increase data bandwidth.  http://www.cosmiverse.com/science050103.html

: Would you rather have your bioenergy monitored by computers, psychics, me?
If they/we can 'read' you,can they/we CONTROL you too? D'ya prefer y'r every
move/thought/act to be tracked by BillGates, spies, demons, UriGeller, Cher?
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# Hitler's bodily remains: http://www.feedmag.com/daily/dy042700_master.html
# Russians Fear Neo-Nazi Attempts To Clone Hitler From Skull Fragment:
# CLONING BUDDHA? India govt refuses comment: http://revelation66.pitas.com/
# Bones of Buddha lying in a casket? three bones of Buddha lying in a casket
  in strict secrecy. http://indiaexpress.com/news/regional/20000426-0.html

# STAGE WARS: Doing a play about the Third Reich, actors begin arguing about
  whether it's even a good idea or not. Even though the play is based on a
  well-presented book, putting Nazis onstage transforms it. "Like a British
  court, a play tends to the adversarial, demanding that the jury identify
  with one side." www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,215678,00.html
# Atonal: http://www.nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/artleisure/serialist-music.html

: Would you rather clone a dictator/prophet/messiah/actor/televangelist/sur-
fer/composer/me? Do you own the souls of those you clone? Is cloning a good/
evil/socialistic/fascistic/artistic process? Have you cloned many thoughts??
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"Mein Gott im Himmel," murmured Der Fuehrer, "I was commanding the immediate
 presence of Goebbels, not gerbils!" as he waded through the now chest-high
 throng of rodents, his purposeful pin-point eyes quickly regaining their
 customary expression of almost saintly Teutonic benevolence. --Andy Otes

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$ Thinking Of You: http://www.dropdeadflorist.com/home.asp
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# MAY 5: DOOM, DREAM OR DULLSVILLE? May 5 marks the date of the Grand Plan-
  etary Alignment that, depending on whom you listen to, will either cause
  worldwide catastrophe, bring global human enlightenment or... nothing...
 http://paranormal.about.com/culture/paranormal/library/weekly/aa050100a.htm

# Planetary oddity encourages doom predictors - It's yet another case of
  millennium madness. http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200005010003.cfm
# UFOs, doomsday expected during the Great Planetary Alignment - get out
  your Kirlian telescope: http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200004290001.cfm

# OMINOUS THOUSAND YEAR EVENT - MAY 28. The next few weeks have patterns not
  seen within the last 1000 years & I do not think that many will enjoy the
  period at all. http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2903

: Are you prepared for alignment-doom? If you're in the Americas, d'ya care
that it really occurs on 4 May,not 5 May? Will that throw your schedule off?
Are you ready for the 28 May doom? What's your favorite planetary pattern??
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# Sightings: GRAND PLANETARY ALIGNMENT - NEW YORK UFOs DIVE INTO OCEAN - NEW
  JERSEY FLYING 'V' SIGHTING - MARYLAND UFOs VIDEOTAPED - FLORIDA UFO CAUGHT
  ON VIDEO - OHIO FLYING TRIANGLE SPOTTED BY 4 WITNESSES - MICHIGAN DIAMOND
  SHAPED UFO SEEN - TENNESSEE CROP CIRCLES - IDAHO SIGHTING OF A FORMATION
  OF LIGHTS - TRIANGULAR SHAPED BLACK SPOT AIRCRAFT AT AREA 51 - CALIFORNIA
  PLASMA CLOUDS - CHILEAN UFO LEAVES MARKS - FRENCH COMETA REPORT - ENGLAND
  'V' SHAPED UFO - HOLLAND, FIRST OF CENTURY CROSS FORMS ON GOOD FRIDAY -
  they're everywhere: http://ufomind.com/ufo/updates/2000/may/m01-025.shtml

# UFO SOUND: Hear a UFO! This sound was extracted from video footage showing
  a UFO over Portland State University in May '98. In the video, you can see
  the light get brighter as the frequency gets increases. The sound was dis-
  covered after the video was taken. http://www.cazekiel.org/ufo.htm#sound

: Have you heard/seen/smelt/tasted/fucked/repulsed any UFOs lately? Have you
dived your UFO into the ocean? Was that necessary to cool off? Are you hot/
triangular/aligned? Do you drift into plasma clouds? Have you been taped??
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# Microbes On Earth Key To Identifying Life On Other Planets. Evidence of
  life in Mars meteorites or future rock samples from the Red Planet may be
  easier to identify thanks to microbes living in hot springs at Yellowstone
  National Park. http://sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/05/000501235035.htm

@ Cydonian Imperative: Analysis Of The 'Fort' as a Possible Structural Ruin.
  The MGS images of the formation known as the 'Fort' were received with
  disillusionment - hoped to help vindicate the Artificiality Hypothesis
  by confronting the Mars community with undeniable architectural detail.
  Where is it? http://www.ufomind.com/ufo/updates/2000/apr/m30-007.shtml

@ PETITION - FORMAL REQUEST TO RE-IMAGE CYDONIA AREA ON MARS:
  http://www.petitionpetition.com/cgi-bin/cgi12.cgi?petition_id=363
# EXPLORING CYDONIA: http://cnn.com/2000/TECH/space/04/12/cydonia.teaser/
@ SION PENTAGRAM ALSO ON MARS: http://www.mind.net/maps/htmla/rennes.htm

: Have you found any Martian forts/castles/pyramids/microbes/atoms lately?
Would you rather explore photographs, planets, hot springs, hot babes, psi
effects, virtual surfaces, me? Have you built any workable Martian models?
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$ Handbook on Demon Possession - For Human Service Workers. Demon Possession
  the year 2000. It's not limited to Salem. 1) Demon Possession Defined and
  Explained. 2) Causes and Effects of Demon Possession. 3) The Solution to
  the Problem of Demon Possession: http://diskbooks.org/hs.html

# Web Pagans Make Love and Warlock. Believers and followers of ancient
  practices of traditional tribal cultures have a virtual smorgasboard
  to feast on. You too can be yourname@witchy.com -- and LOVE it!
  http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,35931,00.html?tw=wn20000501

: Are you blessed/possessed/repressed by spirits? Do your spirits have their
own websites yet? Are your spirits animal/vegetable/mineral/chemical/magical
/phantasmal? Do you want to get rid of them? Will you pay for the service?

# PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY TODAY - DOSING, TARGET SYMPTOMS, AND MOOD
  STABILIZERS: http://psychiatry.medscape.com/20179.rhtml
@ The Psychedelic Library: http://www.psychedelic-library.org/
@ Psychedelic Rediscovery: http://druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/histmenu.htm
# FREUD LOOMS: http://www.csmonitor.com/durable/2000/04/28/fp9s1-csm.shtml
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# Ethicists will debate cloning of humans - Maternal laboratory growing
  at head-spinning pace: http://www.staronline.com/news/288869.shtml
# CONSPIRACY THEORIES: http://www.alienzoo.com/news/p/200005010005.cfm

# Taliban stone woman for adultery - stoning was carried out at a sports
  stadium before a crowd of several thousand spectators. Better than WWF:
  http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2566176400-bb5
$ BIBLE SEX FACTS: http://diskbooks.org/bsf.html

# School Puts a New Spin on Earth Day After Lawsuit. BEDFORD NY- The yogis &
  rockhounds stayed away, sprites & sorcerers were apparently hiding and, at
  least as far as the eye could note, the devil was not even in the details.
http://www10.nytimes.com/library/national/regional/042900ny-earthday-edu.html

: What's y'r favorite ethical quandary?Are you more challenged by laboratory
sex, unauthorized sex, natural sex, Bible sex, me? Is reproduction Satanic?
Would you rather be cloned, stoned, boned, zoned? Do conspirators have sex?
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# Anger linked to heart attacks. DALLAS (AP) - People who are highly anger-
  prone are nearly three times more likely to have a heart attack. Calm
  down: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2566175485-996

# MediVeg: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_729000/729218.stm
@ THE DOORS OF PERCEPTION: http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/doors.htm
@ THE JOYOUS COSMOLOGY: http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/jccontnt.htm
@ THE NATURAL MIND: http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/weil.htm

@ MICROWAVE HARASSMENT AND MIND-CONTROL EXPERIMENTATION:
  http://www.webcom.com/~pinknoiz/coldwar/microwave.html
  http://www.lambsheart.com/web/hightech.html

: Is it easier to control people with microwaves, drugs, vegetables, emotion
or implants? Do angry/frightened/vulnerable people deserve to die young? Is
the genepool weeded-out by emotional/natural/chemical/technological stress?
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  "To be considered a genius is easy; it requires the use of only a
   single brain cell. To be considered a fool is far harder; it takes
   at least two." --Vivre Draco

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