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FOOD: McDonald's is Satanic! and Fat Tastes Too Good! and Study Supports Veggie Diet! and Food Intolerance Booms! and UK Diet Obsessions! and Devour That Steak! and Food Police and the Pseudoscience of Self-Denial!

MORE FOOD: Krispy Kremes Rule! and Coffee Snobs Drool! and Babette's Feast is Cool! and USAnian Food Sucks! and GM Crops Are Eco-Friendly! and GM Foods Are Healthy! and Bugs Buy Sex With Food! and the [latest diet/food news]

"Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute our of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes." —Norman Douglas, Siren Land

All About UFOs
* Why this famous UFO picture is a clever fake. Or is it so?
* A High Tech Rock'n'Roll UFO Guy, Inventor & Researcher
* ETs will be found soon!! And we'll all go mad! MAD! ARGH!
* Or maybe they've already been found and we're doomed!

* Rat-brained robot does distant art * Rat neurons in one lab drive a robot arm over the 'Net to make pictures 19,000 km away in another lab.
* BBC 'proves' Nessie does not exist * The most extensive sonar survey of Loch Ness ever done shows no sign of the legendary beast.

* Memphre the Memphremagog Monster - still hungry? Or...?
* False Memories: A Bad Trip Down Memory Lane (shudder!)
* Summum Bonum Amon Ra: blue beings in the pyramid! Oy!
* UFOs are active over the Caspian Sea! Run! Run!! Faster!!!

* Music 'makes the brain learn better' * Learning a musical instrument as a child could boost the ability to remember new swear words.
* Hyperactivity 'just high spirits' * An expert warns behavioural disorders are being over-diagnosed in children. Ah, those tykes...

* UFOs are demon-piloted crafts from Hell! We're all doomed!
* Witches Are Mandatory when G0d is incompetant or drunk!
* Water witches are much closer to the divine than you or I!!
* Ghosts HAVE to be real! We spent a pile on merchandising!

I Filmed The Alien
* Aliens are likely machines, not biologicals!!
* The Philadelphia Experiment eats brains!!
* White Power Poetry & other Brainwashing
* Nasty Side of Organ Transplanting - icky!

* Manga Mania devours girls' brains! Ewww!
* Create your own Scientific Haunted House!
* Alien Abductions Are Real!! And I am too!!
* Build your own Great Pyramid sweatlessly!

* Saint Aelred the Queer and unholy Snakes!
* The Black Pope and evil Gold Manipulation!
* G0d sure loves them Jewicide Bombers, eh?
* Da LEFT BEHIND theology is just DOODOO!

* Saddam's Secret Weapons! We're doomed!
* Clear Baghdad Map (before carpet-bombing)
* Sumeria: more than just Mesopotamia, eh?
* 'Typical' mideastern male: FBI terror profile

G0d and Dubya

As noted earlier, G0d directed GW Bush to git Osama bin Laden and to git Saddam Hussein. For the latter, consider all the run-ups to the Iraq invasion: weapons inspections, the UN, international law, US law, consulting Congress, etc -- all those were beside the point -- they're irrelevant, sideshows, distractions. The point was, GW was just following G0d's directives. G0d sez, SMITE THEM AY-RAB BOOGERS! and GW does his damndest to smite'em.

As it happens, GW managed to smite their infrastructures pretty well, leaving lotsa smoking ruins in Afghanistan and Iraq. But he didn't get Osama and Saddam themselves. They're still running around loose somewhere, sending out tapes, calling for vengeance to be wreaked on the Great Satan (USA). G0d must be kinda disappointed with GW for failing Him like that.

And it's curious. The whole cycle of US invasions in the MidEast, although pushed and planned by GW's team for a decade, occurred as revenge for the 9/11 attacks. But there apparently weren't any Afghans or Iraqis involved in 9/11, mostly Saudis and a few Egyptians. So why didn't G0d tell GW to smite Egypt or Saudia? Maybe because GW's team hadn't planned for them?

G0d sez, VENGEANCE IS MINE! and GW sez, "To hear is to obey. I'm yer man, yer tool, yer handservant. Lemme at'em!" The Earth trembles.

There are some basic guidelines for accomplishing Big Things. Pick a clear goal.. Chart a path to that goal. Say and do ANYTHING to advance along the path to that goal Neutralize anything or anyone impeding the path to that goal. Never doubt the rightness of the goal or the necessity of the path. Certainly, never express any such doubt. Doubt not, lest ye be doubted. And never look back.

It's not exactly clear what the goal of GW's team is, other than the total control of Earthly power and wealth. The goal isn't certain, but the trajectory of the path swings through oil-rich areas, so draw your own conclusions. It's certainly handy that G0d is active in the region and has given His word to those following that path, isn't it?

AstroBiology For Everyone

COSMIC CLASSIFIEDS - Spaceship For Sale - Used once on trip to Earth. 782 million miles. Will demonstrate and train you to fly. Do not need spaceship, leaving Earth as Light Being. -Antaraa

* FINDING ETs WILL FOCK WITH OUR HEADS!! Give up all hope now!
* WINTER SOLSTICE 2012 IS THE END OF TIME! Humanity is doomed!
* CLIMATE: DEAD OR ALIVE? 2020 is the end! Kiss your ass goodbye!
* EARTH IS PASSING THRU PHOTON BELT! We're all focking doomed!

Solar geometry shows fascinating relationships among the planets of our solar system. The relationships seem too unusual to be the result of chance, but are they evidence of Divine design, or alien diddling?

* SEA GYPSIES WILL DEVOUR OUR YOUNG! Stay out of the water!
* SKEPTICS WILL DEVOUR OUR BRAINS! Always trust the mediums!
* CROP CIRCLES: Blame the teens or not? Who else? Where else?
* CROP CIRCLES: Military Use of a Microwave Laser Beam Cannon

PSYCHIC DISCOUNT: The reason for the 50 percent discount soon became clear: my psychic was a 12-year-old girl. The last time a 12-year-old gave me psychic advice, it was an unpleasant experience involving one of those origami devices. "What’s your favorite color? B—L—U—E. Oh, you’re a booger head."

Dubya's Holy War
* MONEYLESS CAPITALISM! Freedom from cash is holy!
* BETTER HUMANS via controlled evolution - do it NOW!
* GET THEM DAMN SAUDIS! Whack off their li'l weinies!
* QUEBEC THE PARADISE OF SILICONE IMPLANTS, etc.

"Roman Catholics have shaken off the nightmare of monotheism. Their Trinity is broken up, the Holy Ghost having evaporated in the course of years, as spirits often do." —Norman Douglas, How About Europe?

* TOBACCO IS GOOD 4 YOU! Have a cigar enema today!
* Faux INTERNET-READY TOILET! Microsoft is the shits!
* Islamic-Masonic conspiracies and refuting Darwinism
* CATS ARE REALLY SNAKES! Evolution is thus refuted!

"The evolution of the human race will not be accomplished in the ten thousand years of tame animals, but in the million years of wild animals, because man is and will always be a wild animal. —Charles Galton Darwin, The Next Million Years

* NO UFO COVERUP! Disclose everything! Hide nothing!
* UFO COVERUP! And it's been so damn well handled...
* NO UFO COVERUP! Phoenix Lights mocked by drones!
* UFO COVERUP! And they're lying about antigravity too!

Crop Circles In California
* UFOs ABOUND! Reports are flooding in relentlessly
* FISH OR ANGELS? Flying blobs attack picnic. Argh!
* HUMAN GUINEA PIGS! Test new toxins on attorneys
* FREE ENERGY! This project is still 99% complete

* JESUS CHRIST! Venemous dwarf mind-controls sex-slaves
* SATANIC CONSPRIRACY! USA govt pushes Antichrist Empire
* Neo-Nazis Join Jews! Spewing anti-Arab & -Muslim agitprop
* KARMA ARMY! Light up someone's life for just 10 seconds

* NESSIE IS DEAD! Who killed the beautiful monster?
* Incas used computers and predicted the End of Time!
* MADDADDY WORLD! Accomplished time warp in 1988
* REMOTE HEALING! Avoid those doctors forever more

And see the prior entries!