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| refutations |
Tuesday, February 27, 2001 04:47 p.m. |
Have you made any mistakes/cropcircles/mirages/lifeforms lately? Have you
been abducted by aliens/scientists/machines/concepts/me? How many times?
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Are you constricted, relaxed, terrorized, purified, depressed,
mortified?
Who/what is your favorite dead medium? Have you clenched any
media lately?
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Have you saved any (demi)deities lately? Have they saved you? Is the
entire set impossible to collect? Should deities and theologies be
watered-down??
"There was a bunch of Theosophists down at the end of the bar,
raising the devil. Had'im about six feet off the floor..." --Firesign
Theatre
| inhibitionz |
Tuesday, February 27, 2001 04:08 a.m. |
Do you prefer multiple-breasted saviours with deadly telephones and
athletic rabbits? Would you buy products from such saviours? Even vacations to
Hell?
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Is HAARP a mindcontrol component of the NASA fraud to make us believe
that modern technology was honestly developed and not stolen from
Leprechauns??
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Have you evolved much lately? Were you created? Will you be outstripped
by
evolving entities that keep improving, while you're stuck in the mud?
Why?
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Do you demand only the finest quality in
life/death/radio/video/crypto/sex?
Have you taken steps to improve
yourself/others/aliens/robots/me lately??
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"I am Lucifer of Borg. You will be incinerated. Repentance is
futile."
| Fw: Enlarge your penis, naturally! |
Monday, February 26, 2001 08:38 p.m. |
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Should I be skeptical of this claim? If my penis was 4 inches
longer would I have trouble walking? Would you? If the Goddess had
wanted me to have a 16 inch penis, would I have been born a zebra? Would you
rather have your penis enlarged by natural or unnatural means? Would you
rather have a longer penis, a wider penis, an extra penis, a hot penis, a
robotic penis, a magic penis, a Reptilioid/Republican penis, a functional
penis? Substitute 'vagina' in the last sentence and say it again.
Why don't advertisers market ways to enlarge vaginas? Is this blatant
sexism? Shall local/state/federal prosecutors be called? Do most such
prosecutors have a penis? Does it work? If I continue this email
much longer should I retitle it THE PENIS MONOLOGUES? Why not?
What other sexual attributes are susceptible to manipulation? Have you
manipulated any sexual characteristics lately? Was it
fun?
| ablutions |
Monday, February 26, 2001 04:46 p.m. |
* We should combine the chocolate registry and the chocolate sex typing
-- we'd make a fortune. After all, chocolate and sex are words that make us
want to spend our money. The combinations are endless. And slurping never hurt
anyone. Much. http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Sex/
| re: [SC] molestations |
Monday, February 26, 2001 02:59 p.m. |
> * Taliban: Statues must be destroyed. (AP) - Afghanistan's
> hardline Taliban rulers ordered the destruction Monday
Is anyone else as pissed off as I am about this stupendous cultural
desecration? Can/should/will the Taliban be stopped from destroying
these towering artistic treasures? If Islamic fundamentalists want to
destroy non-Islamic sites, shouldn't all Islamic spiritual sites be subject to
destruction also? If Islamists can't tolerate the existence of other
faiths and their shrines and artifacts, why then should Islam be
tolerated? Should Moslems be shunned by all
others?
| molestations |
Monday, February 26, 2001 02:23 p.m. |
* Group probes UFO-quake link. Kuala Lumpur(IRNA) The Malaysian UFO
Network is investigating relationships between sightings of unidentified
flying objects (UFOs) in Malaysia and earthquakes which occur within a 300km
radius of the peninsula: http://www.irna.com/newshtm/eng/08091757.htm
Have aliens bothered/raped/ravaged/probed/quaked you lately? Are you
rather more disturbed by aliens, robots, angels, reporters, UFOlogists, spies,
me?
* Taliban: Statues must be destroyed. (AP) - Afghanistan's hardline
Taliban rulers ordered the destruction Monday of all statues, including a
giant 5th century Buddha said to be the world's tallest of its kind. The order
came from the Taliban's supreme leader, Mullah Mohammed Omar, who issued an
edict declaring statues, including the ancient Buddhas,as insulting to Islam.
"God is one God and these statues are there to be worshipped and that is
wrong. They should be destroyed so that they are not worshipped now or in the
future."Afghanistan's ancient Buddhas are sited in Bamiyan, about 90 miles
west of the Afghan capital of Kabul. One Buddha, measuring 175 feet, is said
to be the world's tallest statue in which Buddha is standing up rather than
sitting. It's not clear what prompted the latest edict from the Taliban. The
religious army espouses a harsh brand of Islamic law and reviles all images as
contrary to the tenets of Islam. Allah hates you: http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=406256039
Does your faith demand that you destroy cultural treasures? Are your gods
hooligan vandals? Do other deities shit on you? Do you deserve that?
Why??
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| prestidigitations |
Monday, February 26, 2001 08:52 a.m. |
@ Thinky MarsProbe's Girlfriend: http://www.thinky.com/page42.htm_
_ _ _ _ * Hog Riders For God: http://www.killingthebuddha.com/ride_for_god.htm*
Pre-Pubescent Messiah: http://killingthebuddha.com/prepube_messiah.htm*
Toward a Catholic Glasnost - The Church is on the brink of collapse,
and that's wonderful news. http://killingthebuddha.com/catholic_glasnost.htm*
THE EGYPTIAN BIBLE. The Hebrews’ Egyptian roots left numerous
literary traces in the Old Testament, in the form of ancient Egyptian
myths variously disguised, warped by 1000 years of handling, or ineptly
edited by the Bible’s redactors. Much of what's in the Old Testament is
bull: www.nypress.com/content.cfm?content_id=3338&now=12/27/2000&content_section=1Since
Genesis starts with a description of Elohim creating stuff, and Elohim is the
PLURAL of El ['God'], is Judaism actually polytheism? Does the Xian 'Trinity'
also implement this polytheism? The more gods, the better, eh?? _ _ _ _
_ * When Osama bin Laden hid coded messages for his global operatives
on porn Web sites, he was merely practicing the ancient art of "covered
writing" ... http://www.feedmag.com/templates/printer.php3?a_id=1624*
Crypto-haiku: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/Gallery/decss-haiku.txt*
On the biochemistry of love, y'all: http://www.poems.com/natursew.htm*
V-day dykes: http://www.washblade.com/forum/cartoons/dykes/010216a.htm*
Holy Homophobia! Who's afraid of the gay Batman? DC Comics, that's who.
And they're not about to let the caped crusader out of the closet: http://www.linguafranca.com/print/0103/insidepub_pow.html*
Chimpanzee socialism: http://www.newstatesman.co.uk/199907120006.htm*
Modeling human motivation, building virtual gorillas, controlling all:
http://gamasutra.com/features/designers_notebook/20001222/adams_pfv.htm_
_ _ _ _ (again) TOOTING MY OWN HORN DEPT. - I've revised many of the
games/guides pages at GO! http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/go.htm
and added a gaggle also: * If InnerSpace Exploration is a Game, Here
Are The Rules: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/inspace.htm*
If Existence is a Game, Here Are The Rules: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/exist.htm*
The Political Correctness Game (preliminary draft) http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/pcgame.htm*
Fun And Games With Gerbils, Cool-Whip and Dildos: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/gerbils.htmFor
completely nonsensical reasons, I'm refraining from writing new songs for a
few days, so http://mymusic.da.ru isn't
bloating further. For now. And I may even put a few MP3s online in the next
few weeks. Could happen... _ _ _ _ _ "Cult de sac: a dying
religion"
| inhibitions |
Saturday, February 24, 2001 06:31 a.m. |
Some readers found recent postings pornographic. Are you bothered? By
what? _ _ _ _ _ * via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Commentary/
-- While I'm always impressed by links about taser guns, I can't help wonder
if the Stunbrella will be the future of self-defense. Eat volts,
aggressor! * Machine head. TYPICAL. You program a computer, teach it
everything you know about drug design, and then it beats you to the Nobel
Prize. Is that gratitude? http://www.newscientist.com/features/features.jsp?id=ns22791*
Build your own galaxy, while you wait. All coupons accepted. Other offers may
apply: http://www.eurekalert.org/releases/uot-gfn022301.html*
Almost all the bad astronomy you can take: http://www.badastronomy.com/_ _ _
_ _ * UK targets asteroid threat. Britain will take a leading role in
international efforts to defend Earth against a catastrophic asteroid strike:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1187000/1187487.stm*
Also: Asteroid 'destroyed life 250m years ago' - what a nuisance: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1184000/1184556.stm*
Close shave with asteroid - next time, I'll take a train ride: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_347000/347764.stm*
Rock's fleeting visit - and it didn't even leave any chocolates: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_906000/906208.stm_
_ _ _ _ * What if? http://secularsouth.org/show.php?column=bible_belt&story_id=7*
Find your way thru the topography of Hell, or design a Hell of your own,
now - latest updates: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/hell.htm*
via http://cybereditions.com/aldaily/
-- Vampires: universal phantoms, they still haunt every culture. No matter how
often their obituary is pronounced, they keep rising from the grave. And we
wouldn't have it any other way: http://www.consider.net/forum_new.php3?newTemplate=OpenObject&newTop=200102190034&newDisplayURN=200102190034_
_ _ _ _ * Having a serial killer on a cross might seem ungodly, but in
his own way, Hannibal is making a religious statement: http://www.killingthebuddha.com/hannibal.htm@
The very definition of optimism [don't try this at home, kids]: http://www.inyouremail.com/ezine_media/jokes4uezine/poorfishing.jpg@
You know you've been drinking too much when you wake up next to this: http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/xtra/realdog.jpg*
via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Sex/
-- Psst! If kitty porn is too tame for you, try payphone porn. With the right
friends, it's awfully easy to get your own booth or borrow someone
else's. _ _ _ _ _ *** last entries: http://web.pitas.com/skeptilog/22_02_2001.html
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