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Still writing journals
All the latest haps are in my journal pages, not here. But there's some newish food sightings in EatIt!, and instructions on how to become a Sex God(dess), and my proposed political soap opera AS THE WORLD BURNS. (OK, so the last isn't new, but I haven't mentioned it before.) More to come soon. Enjoy.

PS: Is lying to justify a war an impeachable offense? Irrelevant - scumbags don't impeach and remove other scumgbags of the same ideological stripe.

How can there be tunnels in a Hollow Earth?
* Athena Review: Archaeology, History, Exploration, Travel
* The Truth at CloakAndDagger and CyberSpaceStation
* Dig those Old Inca Esoteric Traditions (and more)
* Our next stop WON'T be Paititi [via Mercator's]
* Searching for Paititi and Adoma and Atlantis
* Updates on Guatemala and Reno and EatIt!

Back From Guatemala & Reno
Click on the above title to see my hideously-detailed journal notes. Still a lot of editing to be done to bring all that up to my standards - and I have a lot of images to process and post. So check in regularly for improvements.

200 MPG carburator suppressed!
* The Devil's Radio - Demonic Seats of Power in Sunnyvale, California, USA
* Messages From Cassiopaea - Knowledge Protects, Ignorance Endangers
* THE SECRET RACE TO CONTROL IRAQ'S EXTRATERRESTRIAL HERITAGE
* PROPHECY TRUTHS - Worldwide Prophecy Sources - Non-Stop Prophecy
* ProfitLove - have a rewarding intimate business relationship with God!

What Is Psychalking? Psychalking is a method for paranoids to communicate with each other about dangerous mind control hot spots. By leaving special symbols written in chalk on pavements, walls, slow-moving pedestrians, and other objects found around town, a paranoid can warn his or her peers of local mind control dangers and advise on a proper means of protection.

* QUATLOOS: Cyber-Museum of Scams & Frauds
* Everything you were afraid to read about SARS
* Shock And Awe: Achieving Rapid Dominance
* Gal-A-Rama: Vampire Chicks! Robot Chicks!
* The Gettysburg PowerPoint Presentation

CARBOCENTRISM: The belief by carbon-based life forms that theirs is the best or the only possible basis for the development of intelligent, sentient beings. Carbocentric attitudes and remarks are offensive to silicon-based life forms..." (see Beard & Cerf)

* These Weapons Of Mass Destruction Cannot Be Displayed
* COSMIC MOMENTS COME AND GO (but scams go on forever)
* BBC Weird Nature: nature is stranger than myth - and it bites!
* WeirdLinks.Com: it never ends, never ends, never ends...

Asked about his relationship with Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush replied, "We've had triumphs, we've had mistakes, and we've had sex."

UFO Artwork
From the above: "For a number of years I have been intrigued by old artwork that appears to depict UFOs. The artwork in my collection consists of frescos, tapestries, illustrations, oil paintings and early photographs."

300,000+ UFO sites and diminishing UFO news including:
UFOs Are Mental and UFO Passes Through Town and Attacking UFOs Impossible and UFOs Are Saddam's Secret Weapon and UFO Was a Fried Cat and UFO Crash a Scam and UFOs & Bigfoot & Ghosts, Oh My and Project Twinkle and Forget Cloned Babies - We Have Alien Babies! and Enter the Dome and NEW AGE Spring Break and Blue Star Wants Alien Sex and Happy Space Alien Day! (hey, I haven't done much on UFOs lately, mainly because except for Filer's Files I haven't seen many UFO reports - too much military airplay, maybe)

Human Sacrifice
* Curb your goddam SUV - What would Jesus drive?
* Infiltration: going places you're not supposed to go
* Defining Shock And Awe (hint: it's just terrorism)
* The Chickenhawks and the Heroes: Who Served
* Afterlife Telegrams! Delivery, however, is not guaranteed.
* All Is Revealed at Revelation66 (except Colossal Squid)
* UFOs ARE HERE! I have proof - see my implant!?!

Time's Best Of The War Blogs lists these favorites: Dear_Raed & SgtStryker & ChinPokomon & The Agonist & Andrew Sullivan & DailyKos & InstaPundit & LittleGreenFootballs & WarBlogging & WarInContext & IntelDump & BlogsOfWar & Command-Post and the indices: CyberJournalist & DayPop. Doesn't mention yours truly, fortunately.

Oh yeah, I sent the following little letter to Time re: the article 3 FLAWED ASSUMPTIONS. Will they print it? Stay tuned:

"There is a reason the chickenhawks who authored this war believed that Iraqi troops would surrender to the invaders - that's how THEY think, that's what THEY would do. They are cowards, unwilling to put their butts on the line, unwilling to fight for their country. Any Iraqi willingly resisting the invasion is infinitely braver than the amber flocks of GOP noncombatants."

A WARMONGER EXPLAINS WAR TO A PEACENIK
I saw the above a few days ago, but it's too good to let it slip by. Read it and be pissed and/or amused. Also be amused by INFO: IRAQ AT A GLANCE and SADDAM'S CYBER PALACE and SADDAM'S FAVORITE STORE, and by Monty Python's THE BRIDGE OF DEATH and by George W Bush approaching that bridge. But you won't be so amused by the IRAQ WAR QUIZ, or the real news of the Slaughter at the Bridge of Death:

"The Iraqis are sick people and we are the chemotherapy," said Corporal Ryan Dupre. "I am starting to hate this country. Wait till I get hold of a friggin' Iraqi. No, I won't get hold of one. I'll just kill him."

"I was shooting down a street when suddenly a woman came out and casually began to cross the street with a child no older than 10," said Gunnery Sergeant John Merriman, another Gulf war veteran, "...this time I took her out with my M-16."

Hey, lighten up! Cogitate on the TALKING POINTS MEMO (smart analysis) and Shoot THIS! (a nice mix) and The Incredible 9-11 Evidence We've All been Overlooking. Oh yes, and why and how to Stage A Coup In DC. Hmmm, I guess this is pretty serious, after all. Well kids, remember to SUPPORT THE TROOPS AND JAIL THEIR LEADERS.

Seen a Ghost?

WHY EXPECT IRAQIS TO SURRENDER?

I was pondering just WHY the neocons and chickenhawks who have authored and supported the current unpleasantness, er war were so sure that Iraqi forces would surrender, that Saddam's regime would collapse, that the Iraqi people would greet the invaders as liberators. WHY assume that people faced with greater strength will give up, with very little resistance? WHY think that?

And it occurred to me: these guys'n'gals, the neocon chickenhawk warmongers, have mostly avoided military service. They didn't put their butts on the line for their nation. Their children don't go into the military. Why?

Again, WHY assume that people facing greater strength will give up, meekly, happily? Because that's how they think and THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD DO!

THESE are the "cheeze-eating surrender monkeys!" They are craven cowards, with no guts for a real fight, no guts to face real hardship and danger, no guts to pledge "Our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor" for their country.

They won't admit that directly, of course. But ask them, "If you were an Iraqi and you saw the Coalition forces coming, what would you do?" And if they say, "Surrender," then you KNOW where their hearts really are.

The proof is in the pudding. They avoided service. And when their assumptions and predictions turn out wrong, instead of admitting their error or even vigorously defending their positions with FACTS (if any), they instead WEASEL OUT, finding someone to blame -- blaming someone else's planning -- even blaming Iraqis for cheating, for daring to defend their own country when it's invaded, for not surrendering when ordered to, for not standing up and fighting like Redcoats.

These weasels lack both the MORAL COURAGE to accept responsibility, and the PHYSICAL COURAGE to have done anything REAL to defend their country. Consider that when you hear them.

--R.N. Carter, formerly of 1st Bn 5th Field Artillery, 1st Infantry Div, US Army (1974-76) and 40th Medical Bn, 40th Infantry Div, Calif. Army National Guard (1976-80)

SUPPORT THE TROOPS - JAIL THEIR LEADERS

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war." --Chris Rock

ALL FUNDY LOONIES, ALL THE TIME!
* See the Color of Time and relieve your fatigue. Or else...
* Ronald Reagan is the AntiChrist. (More here & here & here)
* Kids CAN escape Christian Rock. Become truly saved, kids.
* Pregnancy is slavery, abortion is liberation. What a relief.

* Stop Alien Abductions! Stop them NOW! Please please...
* How to say I don't know, I only work here worldwide. Hai!
* Health: How To Good-Bye Depressiondepression (exercise)
* The Saturn Family won't sing to me; I'm so depressed now.

* The Truth about the Moon Landing (o shit not another one)
- Or is it just another campaign of viral marketing? Where?
* Hateful, Psychotic and Faithful; just the usual stuff, eh?
* Yes, it's true: 9-11 was orchestrated by the Bush gang

IRAQ SONGBOOK

I've been scanning many warblogs lately, as well as having monitored political forums for quite a while, and I've noticed a basic ideological difference. Antiwar/lefty commentators say things like, "The war is illegal and we're committing crimes against humanity," or "This war will just promote more terrorism," or "the BDU-38 bunker-buster has a kiloton tactical nuclear warhead." But prowar/righty commentors say stuff like, "Scott Ritter is a pervert," or "Michael Moore is an asshole," or "if we don't have enough oil and nukes to generate power, how are those feminazis going to recharge their dildos?" In other words, when they can't deal with issues, they revert to crude ad-hominem attacks. I admit that I see some lefty references to Ann Coulter as a psycho - but of course, she IS.

"Watching U.S. television weather forecasters using maps of the Middle East to explain to viewers the meteorological causes of sandstorms brings to mind the observation of the journalist Ambrose Bierce: 'War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.' Bierce died in 1914."

THE NEWEST WORLD ORDER
Laws are for pussies. Real men make their own laws. The law interferes with what you want to do? Then buy the judges and media, seize the armed forces, intimidate the lawmakers and public, and proceed. The Constitution gets in your way? Then shred it. It's illegal to invade other countries? Then screw the UN, invade anyway. It's illegal to use gas and nukes in combat? Then screw 'em all - LET'S ROLL! Absolute power sure is fun, eh?

* UFOs: The Real Reason for the Iraq Invasion?
- (no, actually THIS is The Real Reason)
* CIA: ETs or Time Travelers? (scroll: 25 March)
* Morocco offers US monkeys to detonate mines
* HAARP, Chemtrails, and New War Technologies

IRAQ FOR TOTAL MORONS

The COALITION Of the WILLING (C.O.W.) led by George W. Bush (GWB) has invaded Iraq (without UN authorization or evidence of an imminant threat from Iraq) in order to destroy its weapons of mass destruction (which we sold to Iraq but nobody can find now). Or maybe to liberate the Iraqi people (whose previous uprisings we shafted) from the despotic regime of Saddam Hussein (whom we installed and have armed and backed). Or because Saddam's regime is planning evil against us (although evidence of that always turns out to be forged or bogus). Or whatever.

Saddam Hussein's Baathist regime must be overthrown because of their links to terrorists (although fundamentalist Osama bin Laden's (ObL) al-Qaedas despise the secular national socialist Baathists and have worked for their overthrow, so ObL and GWB have the same goal). Or because Saddam gassed his own people (even though they were caught in an Iraqi-Iranian crossfire and died from Iranian nerve gas, not Iraqi mustard gas). Or because the COW (the US and UK, with Australia and Poland desperately trying to bail out) want to liberate the huge Iraqi oilfields to benefit the Iraqi people (whom we shafted before). Or whatever.

The Iraqi people will greet COW troops as liberators. Or maybe they'll fight a bitter, protracted guerilla war, same as they did against the British in the 1920's. Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs = nukes) and/or Area-Denial Weapons (ADWs = biochems) and will use them against COW troops, thus justifying the invasion. Or Iraq doesn't, so the invasion is unjustified and illegal, and its authors will turn themselves in to the International Court of Justice to be prosecuted for war crimes. Or whatever.

There's more, but why bother?

GOD SMOTE THE SPACE SHUTTLE!
Sir Laurence Gardner: shape-shifter & ritual slayer!
Achtung! Everything they say is a lie so pay up!
Abo weather knowledge: as good as the fancy stuff!
Bow down before him! He predicted 9/11! Aaargh!

Growing up immortal is not without its pitfalls!
It's time to trade-in your old consciousness!
That old Bermuda Triangle just never goes away!
Gulf War II means it's Armageddon time! Aaargh!

Real live evidence that ETs WILL DEVOUR US!
Bow down to Keith! He has all the answers!
Was it a fiery UFO or just an electrocuted cat?
Everything else they say is a lie too! Aaargh!

Trust No Aliens, Mr. President! Not even Cheney!
Bow down before MC Shampoo! He runs it all!
Messages From Water! If only you will listen...
It's Satanic! The born-again fish! Aaargh!

Saddam look becomes fashionable in India
The Cult of the Moon Goddess: The High Arts of Sorcery in the United States & British War on Terrorism - and - SEVERE RED TERROR ALERT: Upcoming Elections Are Cancelled - and - UNCLE SAM DETAINED NEAR WHITE HOUSE - and - The CIA Says: Yesterday Afghanistan, Today Iraq, Tomorrow Iran, and then...

News Photos of G.W. Bush (but I've been wondering: does G.W. stand for GLOBAL WARMING or GULF WAR or GEE WHIZ?) - and - Who would make a better president: Bush or a box of TicTacs? - and - An easy-to-read table: George W. Bush's Texas Air National Guard service - and - Compassionate Conservatism: "I'm from the US gov't; I'm here to help you!"

Now look at the prior entries [including WHY DUBYA IS SCUM].