Dear America:
And so it has come to this. Your once-great nation has fallen into madness,
an affliction of mass denial that brings shivers up the spines of millions
outside your borders. Yours is a sick nation. But most of you carry on as
though nothing at all is the matter.
Dark, evil operations run rampant in the secret corners of your government
institutions. A dubiously constituted government pursues war at will
anywhere on earth, discussing nuclear options that become points for
cheerful chatter over lunch. Your military and intelligence agencies employ
terrorist tactics around the globe even as they insist that such tactics are
necessary in the fight against terrorism.
You have become a nation of monsters, America. Hypocrites. Murderers. Fools.
Read the entire letter here
An experiment in which mice died after being given amphetamines and exposed to loud dance music has been criticised by the Home Office. Spoil-sports...
Parody king Weird Al Yankovic, like everything else in American pop culture, now has a parallel universe version of himself for the born-again set. Listen and compare if you dare. [via MemePoolMusic]
Recycling culture at Detritus and the Hello Kitty USB Port. [viaBoingMusic]
Pay no attention to these album covers. [via fark]
Arty car alarms that blare bird songs? Rock pebbler parrots that mimic modems? Boy oh boy, this world sure is going to the dogs. [via MonkeyBite]
Like, music stuff:
GuitarPlayer.Com-Archives and
Create a band online and
ApeDance! Thud thud! and
GuitarNotes - like, everything! and
ChordFind(er) - for newbies and
OLGA (OnLine Guitar Archive) and
Butt Rock! band sites and
rock audience rules and
The Covers Project and
76: free music and
".fr-08: .the .product" and
musical hands and
search SE for more.
Mozart! Mozart! Mozart! Nasa used him, but so did Hitler. If Glenn Gould scoffed, for Hector Berlioz he was music’s celestial genius. He is a world...
The experience of silence is a rare event in our noise-polluted earth. Yet meaning in music, even the meaning of death and life itself, depend on it.
Music has the power to move us, to trouble us, and even to offend us. How ought we to feel about Jew-hatred in J.S. Bach, or prettified terrorism in John Adams?
[via A&L Daily]
Look, Food is evil and Cooking is evil and Evil food and More evil food, oh my! Also, Coca-Cola is evil and The evil Big Mac and McDonald's is evil too!
It only gets worse! Ramen restaurant acupuncturist off his flippin' noodle and Animal lover rescues lobsters from party and Portrait of Elvis in burnt toast and
World's biggest Toad-In-The-Hole baked at supermarket, but none for me!
And Vegetarian shock tactics slammed and other BBC vegetarian stories including AntiChrist is a vegetarian; and Vegetarianism causes blindness and genital defects but reduces prostate cancer. And Nestle is still evil. Surprise.
Phantom Goatsucker on Government Payroll
At least seven dead in reported UFO attacks in India
Smart People Believe Weird Things — go figure...
Circles crop up in
Iowa — Kansas, Wisconsin miffed
Minnesota's close encounter of another kind
No UFOs sighted; `flash' likely a meteor — bother...
People will believe
the nuttiest things — Ooh Ooh Ooh!
In Search of - Seeing God in crop circles — Hallelujah!
Is That Real Science
or . . . Is That a Candle in Your Ear?
Malaysians enthralled
by supernatural exhibit and its house of horrors
Seeing is believing: Junichi Yaoi's experiences with the supernatural
Chill out in Tokyo's favourite haunts — Sayonara...
Hundreds accused of witchcraft in Central African Republic
Psychic visits area seeking Song clues — hummm...
Selling spiritual healing — cures ain't cheap
Science explains
'Signs' — Hollywood shrugs
Growing complaints force new inquiry into Palm Beach County
psychic
Mountain lion sightings increase in Park — meow...
City councilman wants official Vampire Day in Brazil
"I'm going to destroy this world. I'm going to
terrorize everybody in the world by unleashing my cockroaches," Nakano said.
* Whatever happened to Ior Bock and Pekka Siitoin ?? And who cares?
* Henry Darger: the world's most artistic / depraved menial laborer?
* You, too, can debunk just about everything, if desired. Right...
* The Committee of 300 (aka the "Olympians") runs everything. Or maybe the Illuminati (aka the CFR). Or maybe some other configuration of the NWO. Go figure.
* Flying Triangles are everywhere! Except around Argentina.
* It's harvest time for Crop-Circle Hype! High-yield acreage, too!
* A virus causes insanity, so don't kiss me. Especially not here.
Villagers report a spherical flying object that has red and blue lights and kills or burns people in Uttar Predesh. Bother...
* America, WAKE-UP! "Quadrant Sign Code" -- EXPOSED!
* FAQ: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Immortality
* Are crop circles everywhere ?? EVERYWHERE ?!?!? Why not ??
* Read some alien alphabets and those Mayan prophecies, eh?
* World Healing Day is just 10 days off. Get ready to heal. Now.
* My next murder, I'll blame on Bigfoot. Ignore my size 18 shoes.
* You, too, can use sympathetic magic to create subliminal messages.
* The GLF (Gnostic Lib) doth know all and tell all, but slowly...
"If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty". You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, no matter what. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the telepathic pressure alone of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well-grounded in consensus reality." --Rev. Ivan Stang
Thousands Of Bigfoots Prowling
Country -- geting crowded
Bizarre, it is ‘hathnochwa’ in city -- YOU try to pronounce it!
Govt asks IIT experts to hunt muhnochwa -- but no bounty
'Signs' directs more people to look into crop-circle mystery
Tent revival closes after 50 nights -- many tents revived
Minnesota man hunts for Big Foot in Wisconsin -- why not?
Witchcraft rap for man found with human heart -- not cyborg!
UFO reported in area again, after 50 years -- sleeping it off
Inconstant Speed of Light May Debunk Einstein -- gosh darn
They came from the deep -- and you can come deeply too!
Man struck by lightning for fourth time survives again
'Dead' man sits up in coffin and asks for drink of water
Fringe performer quits claiming venue is haunted
Investigation launched into strange attacks in India
Vietnamese look to sky as red rain falls -- don't inhale!
Robot hand for the disabled: (bbc) and
Contrails DO affect weather: (bbc) and
Multiverses? Gardner and
Stigmata: Tennessean
Unlimited Wisdom: Logopoeia and Archimedes
Plutonium: Ludwig and
New Physics: 'Elektromagnum' and Free
Your Brain: GeoCities and THE TRUE
BIBLE CODE: Amen and TIMECUBE!
The RPG! Edromia and
Liquid ventilation: SeahorseMedical
The Cold Fusion Media Empire: ColdFusionVideo - FusionTees - NathanShumate
Lord
We˙rdgliffe & Necronomicon: SoHo and Anarchist/Activist
News: smygo
Bill the
Splut: ThoughtViper
"There are things like resonance that can recieve radio right through walls
and right through time. Time does not really exist, its just you who thinks it
does. Thats your medical problem." [sic] -- psychoceramics from Russell Wuertz
CEOs Have Cooties! Behold the Smirking Chimp! Welcome to the Vampire State! Assassinations foretold in Moby Dick! And play the Werewolf Game!
Feds Withhold Crucial WTC Evidence! - Evidence debunking the official explanation for the collapse of the World Trade Center is being kept secret by the U.S. Dept. of Justice on a flimsy pretext. The swine...
LATEST (Food) SIGHTINGS:
* Going too far? Deconstructing a menu - via A&L Daily
* The easy way: Cooking By Numbers - via Sensible
* A fun song, The Reluctant Cannibal - via Google
* news: Bush Declares War on Fat America (right...)
* news: Edible Insects Crawling Upmarket
* See A Romanian Cookbook and memoir
* Absolutely everything about Home Distilling
* Get cooking with The Red Kitchen cabal
* Avoid certain death at MushroomExpert.Com
* Devour the MemePool.Com food archive
In case any visitors here didn't get the message: I'm in the midst of an extremely protracted relocation. Well, there's lotsa stuff to move, and it's happening in slow-motion over a range from sea-level to mountainous, so it all takes awhile. Anyway, that's my excuse for not having more up-to-date entries here. Bear with me, it'll be over in a month or two. Whew.
It's more than just going places and seeing stuff. Travel writing should maybe be more than Here's Where I Went and Here's What I Saw. We can travel around our own interior and adjacent spaces. We can tie our experiences to our readings, perceptions, meditations, mutilations. Which is why some folks tour UFO/abduction sites and contemplate the reports of encounters there. I must work on my atlas, a travel atlas to spots of paranormal importance. Be sure to buy a copy. Meanwhile, I'll be at another observatory.
And how about abducted cows and ET corn gods and those phony dinosaurs and other cranky stuff? And don't forget the loons! Or the psychos either.
Meanwhile, after reading Dack's Perpetual Warlog and watching his tiny movies you'll need a drink. [via MonkeyBite]
And they're not even Catholic! But beware! Atheist Hacker Worms Into Church Sites ("Supova doesn't believe in God") and Psychic Spies ("Minority Report's crime-fighting pre-cogs are not just science fiction") and The Most Mortal Of Combat (holy wars are the dirtiest) and LUCIFER'S LIGHT - THE GREAT WORK (Hitler and Stalin worked for Satan) and of course Are You Al-Qaeda Or Not? (is that the matted blood of infidels in your hair?)
And see India Jews Carry Moses Gene ("India's children of Israel find their roots") and Indians Worshipping Dead British Soldier As 'God' ("He... has helped people get off court cases and solve their sexual problems") and XXholy Black Jesus ("The baddest action figure to ever save your malt liquor saturated soul!") and Virgin Mary seen in window ("The Catholic Church... is now sending experts to examine the window") and the Holy Grail (holy shit! all those sites!)
Then there are the Mental Discharge raves and the This Modern World weblog and Born To Chew (We Eat Meat), but those are completely different.
drivel. drivel drivel. drivel. drivel drivel drivel. drivel. etc.
tuesday, july 16 "For the past 6 months, i've been trying to lose an extra 20 pounds (ok, more like 25 now) i've slowly picked up since i turned 30." Try breathatarianism.
Should We All Be Vegetarians? - well, maybe -- try this:
"[using] a ruminant-pasture model of food production, which would replace poultry and pork production with beef, lamb and dairy products. According to his calculations, such a model would result in the deaths of 300 million fewer animals annually (counting both field animals and cattle) than would a completely vegan model."
Recent song:
I pledge allegience to America
America, Incorporated
To every crook who's in charge
And everyone else on the margins
[chorus] I pledge allegience to their butts (3x)
See the final bulletin for an explanation / excuse / whatever. And stay tuned for a new series of entries, hell maybe even a new subsite, to be called EAT.ME! — which will deal with many aspects of devouring aliens, animals, vegetables, ourselves, brains, rocks, robots, etc.
" London is full of chickens on electric spits, / Cooking in windows where the public pass. / This, say the chickens, is their Auschwitz, / And all poultry eaters are psychopaths. " —Peter Porter
And see Manufactured Homes For Dummies and the previous entries, eh?