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by Ric Carter

  BUY THIS VINTAGE TRAILER COACH  
 buy this vintage coach
1956/57 Airfloat Flagship, 30 feet long, built by Ange­lenos; fair-good condi­tion (details and pictures here). eBay auction ends 22 Sept 2003, just before noon PDT. Don't miss out!

WOOW
Occult Nazis from Outer Space: (the whole story)
exile.ru: (alt.russia) and LabNotes: (sci.berkeley)
TIME TRAVEL: (to future is easy, to past is hard)
Genetic algorithms (computers evolve solutions)

DAMN
Targets Of The Illuminati: (the whole damn story)
W: assassinated soon? (but he's not AntiChrist!)
GreenCard Cannon Fodder: (dying 4 citizenship)
CIA CounterTerrorist Program Primer: (fear now)

FUUD
AYURVEDIC TRAILER TRASH CUISINE: (yummm)
Russian Nation Food: (the cuisine of a diaspora)
Why do health-food eaters look ill and pustular?
Why it's cool to be clueless in the kitchen - is it?

DAMN
First Church of Shatnerology: (bill is god, eh?)
Religion Be Damned: (are you Bright or Dim?)
Jesus Code: (oppressors are DAMNED to hell)
Resources In The History Of Idiocy: (like it sez)

  TETRIS - the metaphysics of doom  
FUUD:
NAKED LUNCH: (body sushi) (yuum yuum)
Fido died! Grieve furiously! Then eat Fido!
Edible.Com: (eat it! eat it all! stuff it down!)

WAAR:
TRUTHOUT: (a good place to follow current events)
What The Hell Did You Think Was Gonna Happen?
(conquering stuff usually requires killing lotsa folks)
An American Artist in Baghdad: (words and images)

FUUN:
NEW YORK CITY POSTCARDS: (classics)
BUILD THIS HOUSE: (no glue or smoking)
GETTING OLD AIN'T FUNNY: (get the joke)

HELL:
STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS! (protect yourself)
What Level of Hell is your destiny? (self-test)
PMpt Xylophone (space music, dancing ETs)

  This Just In: Terror War Is Bogus  
Michael Meacher, a UK minister for six years until three months ago, blames the Iraq war on a US desire for domination of the Gulf and the world. He says the war on terrorism is a smokescreen and that the US knew in advance about the September 11 attacks but, for strategic reasons, chose not to act on the warnings. Read his article here.

Q: But why believe this Limey? A: He was in Blair's cabinet for six years. He was in on the meetings. He was there.
Q: But why not believe W's team instead? A: Because, as Solicitor-General Olsen argued before the Supreme Court in 2002, the Administration is not limited to truth regarding National Security issues. That is, it's their official policy to LIE whenever convenient, on issues that can be construed as 'National Security.' Like, anything. Bother.

ALSO:
ArchaeoBlogy! (what's new with old stuff)
AlJazeera! (global English news service)
Spike is dead (but it left a lovely corpse)
InterNet 4 Newbies (don't look here)

ALSO:
DeepCold! (those lost space programs)
Nuke U! (explosive advance in education)
DaisyRock! (colourful girly-girl guitars)
California's colourful candidates (BBC)

"Genius is the transcription of hallucination." --Harry Oliver

  I Don't Feel So Rich  
FUUN:
Experimental Tourism: much more than sun, sea & sex!
These maps won't help you study Spiritual Geography.
Now you can swim forever! Turbo-scuba! Then, fly away!
SURF CITY: I just worked it out on mandolin! Cowabunga!

FUUD:
Firefighter's worm diet tip: A worm a day is key to health!
GM Food: Good or Bad? Remember, hemlock is organic.
Reporter/spy shares her recipe for Special Curry Puffs!
3 fruits & vegs may be enough but just barely. And salt?

FEER:
Why is W psycho? Why wasn't FDR? What to do? Why?
Is N.Korean agitprop worse than Murkan or just dumber?
Join my mind-control cult or I'll kill you! Lovingly, natch.
More W! and Plutocracy! and Repression! and Atrocity!

XTRA!

  the Banana Republic of Italy sucks  
Bush-Nazi Connection: Conspiracy Theory or Conspiracy Fact?
Fact, unfortunately - and so much more. It's revolution time.
Globalization Plots: Conspiracy Theory or Conspiracy Fact?
Again, it's all factual - read'em and weep. Then take action.

Play NUCLEAR WINTER: The Realistic Post-Holocaust Game
The Ten Commandments Are Immoral! Smash'em! And again!
This just in: Egyptian Jurists to Sue 'The Jews' for Compen­sation for 'Trillions' of Tons of Gold Allegedly Stolen During Exodus from Egypt

Even computers get depressed. As they should.
It's official: Fish ain't as stupid as you think.
The good old days on Mars sure were exciting.
Fart around with mass extinction: Pull my finger.

  the Airfloat trailer page is done  
POLITICAL SIGHTINGS

Defeat the RightWing in Three Minutes
Take Back The Media (if we can)
Of COURSE He's Lying - He's a GOP

MEMORY HOLE: You NEED To Know This!
The Truth of History in the Middle East
Slave Culture in Spanish Southwest

TO-DO SIGHTINGS

Bamboo Bicycles (fear no termites)
Make Your Own Crack (if you dare)
NO! The Prohibition Competition

Electronic Music Primer, interactive
American Mavericks: serious rad music
Red Meat Construction Set: DIY
YOU Can Be A Porn Director! Now!

OMNIGLOT: a guide to writing systems
The Modern Word: a new scriptorium
Calendars Forever: Time Time Time...
Unconventional Hand Signals (gesture)

MANAICAL SIGHTINGS

American AntiGravity Research Corp
Islamic Truth (or something) UK
Creation As You've Never Seen It Before
Church of Fear: FEAR IS THE ANSWER!

WaiWai?? Greggle?? Google Zeitgeist!!
MelonFarmers: CensorWatch & NutterWatch

FOODS SIGHTINGS

Are Some Meats Unfit To Eat? Unholy...
Vegetarianism Is UnChristian! Damn!
Extreme Vegetarianism Is Deadly!

Scripture: FOOD (CLEAN & UNCLEAN)
and GLUTTONY and GOD HATES FIGS
Taco Bell Buys Votes, Fixes The Recall

  MASONS RUN THE PRESIDENCY  
* JesusSaveUs/Kidz & atheists: DON'T TALK TO THEM!
* NWO Gravity Field Supression! Don't try this at home!
*
NASA Building Antigravity Machine: 'Board! Going Up!
* SIERRA NEVADA BIGFOOT: Beer 4 Sasquatches! Yum!

CONFESSION: You may have seen reports that the big Northeast Blackout was caused by lightning, or tree branches falling on power lines, or terrorists zapping said lines, or a hacker cyber-attack on control systems, or HAARP transmissions, or aliens/UFOs. Those are all wrong. I confess: *I* did it! I just amped-up my mental powers one notch too high, and KABLOOIE! the grid was fried. I'll try not to think so hard next time. Sorry.

* Bushies Block 9-11 Probe: Oh, the goddamm shame!!!
* Unsanitary Life Causes Death: Wash yer damn hands!
* Gamma-Ray Weapons Kill! Run, hide, quiver, shit, die!
* UFOs gonna get yer Mamma! Nothing you can do! Yow!

CONDOLENCES: I deeply mourn the victims of the recent bombing of UN HQ in Baghdad. It's a good thing Major Combat Operations have concluded, or we might think there was still a war going on. Don't those Iraqis and their terrorist buddies know that they've already lost the war? Don't they know they can't beat the superpower? Just because they managed to drive the Brits out in the 20s, well hell, it's a New World Order now. Submit, ragheads!

* Save America, Cut Down All the Trees! Do it now! Now!
* FRANK SINATRA IS IMMORTAL! 20th Century Zombie!
* BEFORE and AFTER Blackout Pictures! I did good! Hai!
* Machines can read out minds! And reprogram us! Oy!

  Recall page updated  
* Durst California Recall FAQ
* GSN California Recall Game
* WTF California Recall Pics
* Arnold Schwartzenegger Nude
* The Museum of Hoaxes

  ? RECALL ELECTION ?  
I've just completed (hopefully) a comprehensive page on the upcomning RECALL ELECTION and candidates. Take a look. And note that the LATEST JOURNALS are now more profusely illustrated. That means there are lotsa little pictures. See those journals for the latest news.

And oh yeah, the t'CotO archives are back online. SO WHAT? you might ask. Well, besides being a fascinating batch of heritage docs on various beliefs, they also encompass alternate biblical texts, one of the largest English-language libraries on Earth of Apocrypha and Pseudepigrapha. Yup, suppressed Judeo-Xian holy words. Get'em while they're cold. Ciao --Ric

  Fallacies Everywhere!  
* What? Not all science on the WWWeb is true? No!
* What? Little green guys in Booger Bottom?? Yes!
* An an all-inclusive package tour of Burning Man??
* What? Monsters spotted in China??? I want some!

Searching for lost civilizations: "Some have held that an alien species might be the answer... the ruins were visited by an unidentified flying object (UFO) in December 2000." There goes the neighborhood.

* Teaching Cretinism for fun and spiritual profit! Hai!
* Medical lagoons cure everything with miracle mud!
* Cellphones eat our brains! More salsa! More chips!
* Gotta love those mushrooming Japanese cults, eh?

The source of AIDS? "Immunodeficiency Syndrome is not a punishment from God, but a deadly human creation made in a laboratory of an advanced country." So, who benefits from its spread?

* RatBags! Zillions of a$$holes on the WWWeb! Oy!
* Is Bad Astronomy better than no astronomy at all??
* Randi's Encyclopedia of quacks, frauds and fakers!
* Are your beliefs listed in the Skeptic's Dictionary??

[via GFOhrstrom_AT_aol.com] The 3000-year history of alternative medicine in 30 seconds:
1000 BC: "Eat this root."
100 AD: "That root is heathen, don't eat it. Say this prayer."
1800 AD: "That prayer is superstition, don't say it. Drink this snake-oil."
1900 AD: "That snake-oil is phony, don't drink it. Take this pill."
2002 AD: "That pill is artificial, don't take it. Eat this root."

  Report to Those in the Battle Zone  
* Forged Iraq-Niger uranium docs are here and here!
* DOG The Bounty Hunter will track your brainwaves!
* It's legal! Compare Fock, Mom, Baseball, Apple Pie!
* How2 do it: US Army Internment Camp Field Manual

Pentagon planned online terror bets: The Pentagon won't set up an online trading market for bets on future terrorist attacks or major political developments. Markets could also be used to predict love, hate, crime, inventions, climate change and planetary destruction.
* See the deleted images from the DARPA/PAM site!

* If machines thought like people they'd run your life!
* All young Russians are prostitutes or junkies! And?
* Robot cars rampage over desert! Next, the world!!
* All conspiracy theories have a basis in fact, right?

"Mankind is not a tribe of animals to which we owe compassion. Mankind is a club to which we owe our subscription." --G.K. Chesterton

  Decode the Rapa Nui statues  
* On The True Nature Of The Divine: How G0d Works
* Porn Is Satanic so go to Hell, you damned pervs!!!
* Doctress Neutopia has gobs of LOVOLUTION 4 ya!
* LAWSONOMY: Lusty kookiness? Or real progress?

Goa Magic: "[Most] people... sought the help of curandeiros (quacks), herbalists, feiticeiros (witch doctors), bleeders, snakebite curers, sants (saints), priests and others." Now they're called Alternative Therapies.

* Ghosts Are Magnetic! So go live in a Faraday cage!
* Theremins 2 Pain-Zappers, No1DerLand has it ALL!
* Cold Fusion Works! Kiss your electric bill goodbye!
* DrDino declaims Evolution Doesn't Explain Gravity!

It's Their Fault: "Britain exported to California a culture associated with savage violence, lawlessness, an enthusiasm for magic and mysticism and high rates of illegitimacy, often the result of rape." So sue the Brits.

* Fight nonsense or enjoy the Fantastic: YOU choose!
* It can save your life! Can You Recognize a Maniac?
* Why do we believe in Martians? 'Cause we WANNA!
* Thoth (Atlantean Priest-King) tells all!!! Or does he??

=====> _PRIOR_ENTRIES_ <=====

"Worst Church: The All Saints Church of Sedlac, Czechoslovakia, was looted of all its fine ornaments in 1600. Undeterred, the worshippers of Sedlac set about redecorating their house of worship with human bones. They exhumed the remains of nearly 10,000 people for what is surely the most macabre interior in all of Christendom. The highlights are a bony chandalier, made predominantly of femurs, and hundreds of skulls piled in the shape of the Schwartzenberk family crest. Fodor's Czechoslovakia calls it a 'ghastly fascination'." --Fenton & Fowler

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