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by Ric Carter

  Sometimes a cigar is just...  
* BIG BIRDS DEVOUR US: The return of the Thunderbirds is due!
* GOVERNMENT CRIMES: Almost all the evidence is right here!
* DEADLY TOXIN: Support the ban of Dihydrogen Monoxide!
$ FACIAL ANALYSIS: Almost as accurate as phrenology!
- [via PsychoCeramics]

* TEMPLE OF GOD: The revolotion wen it comes will not be telavised!
* REVELATION: Muslims are from Venus and Jews are from Mercury!
* I am getting threat by TV to get foced to psyciatric medicin in denmark!
* Debunkers vs. UFO Menace: Is Ufology Tantamount to Communism?
- [via The Good Michael Davis]

* A German man claims euro notes are making him impotent!
* THE POSTSCRIPT: The geometry of salvation, or something!
* THIS SUPER INTELLIGENT GENERATION WILL BE IMMORTAL!
* GyptoStink: The smell-related properties of model pyramids!
- [via the Dot.Communist]

  No Demons, GUARANTEED!  
IDEAS: Terror Manual (is it real?) and Hell Insurance {protect yourself) and Xian Karate (holy chops!) and Apocomon (the final judgement) and Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc (prehistoric cave) and Earth/Matrix (science in ancient art) and Monalisiana (for a new day) and HolyDeath (save the world) and Patriotism (do your best) and World War 2.5 (don't fock up) and Wahabism (we ARE focked) and DruidTech (CyberCelts)

STUFF: Bizarre Science (better & better) and MonoWheels (round & round) and Pointy Objects (stick somebody) and Bombs (bomb somebody) and Survival Research Labs (obliterate somebody) and Shop! Destroy! Rule! (dominate somebody) and Quacknology (cure somebody) and Time Travel (escape somebody) and Fly! Fly! Fly! (rocket-belts, away!) and Apollonius (truth...)

  jESUS hEALS - wITH hASHISH  
* Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: An Effective, Cheap Solution To Mind-Control
* Forget antimatter & di-lithium crystals. The next hot rocket fuel is candle wax!
* Sperm act like guided missiles: using heat sensors to find the female egg!
* (Rael) - Embryonic cell fusion redefined: The new RMX2010 from ClonAid!

* COLUMBIA WAS DOOMED! UFOs attack space shuttles!! Run! Run!
* Messy Nessie: WEBCAM CAPTURES LOCHNESS MONSTER ON CAMERA
* Stalin's Ancient Alien Rocket: will Russia loan it to Saddam Hussein?

* QUESTIONAIRE: Would You Shoot American Citizens?"
* Weapon of the Week: The Electrocuting Water Cannon
* Pain on call: The Shockmobile (illustration)

* CLOAK of the ILLUMINATI: Stargate technology of the gods. Mayan Prophecy: by 2012, along with our alignment with the center of our galaxy. This will bring the birth of a new matrix and a new human.
* More Planet X details: How it relates to Iraq and Sumer!

  boom  
FOOD:
* Raw Food: the rawer the better, right?
* Kababism: more than just a religion
* Wasabi: it can't never be too hot
* Mixology: drinks for the desperate
* Shooters: drinks for the rest of us
- [mostly via sensible]

MUSIC:
BeatBoxing: making music all by yourself - and Yumbo Radio: he did it almost by himself - and LoopLabs: mix it up yourself - and Song-O-Mater: almost totally automatic - and Bat Calls: collect the complete set! - and Whale Songs: collect the complete cetacean! - and Flash Drums: choose a virtual drum kit - and Warr Guitars: 12/14 and wide, wide, wide - and GeneMusic: it's within us all (hmm, hmm) - and Robt Fripp: what goes into that guitar-werk

  Scientists show how to make a UFO  
# PRESS RELEASE: UFO Sect Predicts Apocalypse for July 2003
# PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS: get'em while they're hot & you're not
# A whizzing contest between fundies; and FamilyRadioIsWrong.com

* Yodel! The One Path of Supreme Truth, Realization, Freedom, and Happiness!
* FreeStateProject are amateurs! True visionaries build their own land mass.
* NEW CHRONOLOGY AND CONCEPT OF ANCIENT RUSSIAN, ENGLISH AND ROMAN HISTORY

# Iranian Cleric Targets Dogs in Anti-corruption Drive - Woof!
# Bad, bad blackshirts! Badly in need of fashion consultation!
# Elvis Presley, Federal Whistleblower, Got Wacked Exposing a CIA Colorado Drug Smuggling operation. Oy.

Johnny Disco: Disco dancing / delusions of grandeur / psychoceramic typography / "Lenny Bruce Syndrome" / Child custody conspiracy / "Canadian Connection" -- "I AM INCOGNEGRO! Thing books are made of."

* Eugenics-R-Us and Mother of God's Dictation
* Psychoceramics-R-Us & Nokia=666 & Palenque
* Montana Rationalists and Skeptics Network

  WORLD WAR III  
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits"
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis."

  Homeland Security For Total Morons  
what security?

  Buying Gas Supports Terrorism!  
* Victims of Anomalous Zones - Investigators of phenomena are sure that geographic places with deadly names are rather anomalous areas.
* Eyeballing Homeland Security - an anomalous place in the making?

* New Age wackos - "Is it easier to believe that nature has gone out of her course or that a man would tell a lie?" - Thomas Paine
* Give Michel Boobs - help a girl fill out her sweater... [ via BadMonkey ]

* Imperial Science - philosophy, contemplating the unknown, is obsolete. RIP?
* Normative Shift - all the old norms & codes & values are obsolete. RIP?
* Biological Systems & Cryptography - silicon computers are obsolete. RIP?

  The Evil One (Plus One)  
rat! * Hackers are ugly -- that's #8 -- also see #1 & #2 & #3 & #4 & #5 & #6 & #7 & #9 & #10 & #11 & #12 & #13, eh?
* Why XML is a Bad Thing!
* UBUWEB: IBI, UBU, OBO, whatever

Replacing the World Trade Center in New York: "TELSA COIL AIR DEFENSE" / Dome of Silence / unexplainable pictures of birds / Cherokee poetry / 90 degree lasers / lots of crayon !!

* Liberty or Death -- are those my only options?
* The Nature Of The Cosmos As Seen From Earth (Version 1.0)
* Give enemas to those you love... in remembrance of Princess Diana.

WEEDGUY! Weather control, mind control, the need to kill all NASA employees, medical pot, proof that he really did have a UTI, and much, much more!

Joe McNally :: Flaneur at Large :: http://www.flaneur.org.uk
Mikko Rautalahti -- WatchMan -- http://www.iki.fi/~watchman/
CONRAD HEINEY - the fringehead - conrad.fringehead.org
And Yours Truly, of course... http://www.sonic.net/~ric/ric.htm

  Is Elvis Immortal?  
For as long as the song parodies exist, yup. [Coming soon: a Madonna page. Shudder...] But is music really the best American propaganda? Then think about the political message of mature HipHop. What does the world learn of America from A Photographic History of Michael Jackson's Face? [via Memepool Music]

  I Like Titties  
In Human Design, it is a simple matter to draw up an individual person's chart and read from that chart exactly how that person is designed to interact within the world, consistently. When we bring two people's charts together and overlay them, a new picture is developed which clearly shows the coming into being of an entirely new energy form.

* Not just another "libertarian socialist"!
* Here's how to fix the world!
* Here are the dirty words to watch out for!
* NASA to read terrorist's minds at airports!

* Afterlife Telegrams: With the help of terminally ill volunteers, our service is sending telegrams to people who have passed away.
* Terry Tune: Donald Trump, the Mafia, mind control, teeny tiny pictures of furniture, the FBI and "hypno-fingerpointing", and so on.

* "Our Race is our Religion."
* 'God' rejected, man becomes 'I Am who I Am'!
* Return THE LION and much less the lamb.
* See the Biblical truth about UFOs!
* Grind your bones to make my bread.

SABOTAGE! Here are photos of sabotage perpetrated on current-day psycho-electronic mind control victims. Sabotage is constant, and occurs both at home and at work. It is used in conjunction with street theater and electronic mind/body attacks to totally crush the victim's quality of life, and do it in a way that the victim will not be believed by the authorities, family, friends or co-workers.

Now go to the earlier entries.

"Oh Lord — if there is a lord; save my soul — if I have a soul. Amen." —Ernest Renan, Prayer Of A Skeptic

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