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virus arrest

Hey, if you're looking for the 6 Feb 2001 entry here, I cheated. Page down a ways and you'll see it. Why? I'll explain things later. Sure.


occultations Friday, January 26, 2001 06:37 a.m.

* GREEK MONK GROUP UPSETS ELDERS - A group of Greek Orthodox monks whose rock music has stormed the Greek charts are ruffling the feathers of Greece's conservative Holy Synod. http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/25/monk.music.reut/

Sects, sects, sects - is that all those monks ever think about?

* PARTY LIKE IT'S 4699 - Did the new millenium let you down? Here's another chance. http://chblue.com/Article.asp?ID=1164

Another day, another century.  So many calendars, so little time.

* INAUGURATION INTRUDER SAID HE HAD MESSAGE FOR BUSH FROM GOD - The man who slipped past Inauguration Day security to casually shake President Bush's hand says he was delivering a message from God and was granted a mystical ability to pass undetected. http://cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/25/inaugural.trespasser.ap/

Does your imaginary friend make you invisible too? Who notices?
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* Tomb of Jesus in Shingo Village in Japan. In 1935, Kiyomaro Takeuchi discovered 1900 year old document containing evidence, that Jesus (Joshua) born in Bethlehem to virgin Mary is buried in Herai Village in Aomori district of Japan. http://www.thiaoouba.com/tomb.htm
* http://www.google.com/search?q=shingo&num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off
* http://www.thiaoouba.com/tomb.htm http://www.users.bigpond.com/naniya/
* http://www.forteantimes.com/artic/110/japson.html

Did your imaginary friend die in Japan? Did he OD on MSG? Tastefully?

* Jesus called 'bad tempered' - A University of Calgary professor branded Jesus Christ as "immoderate, intransigent, arrogant and autocratic." Doh. http://www.calgaryherald.com:80/news/stories/010120/5034200.html

* Bring on the End Times - According to the Book of Revelation, the End Times will come only when Jesus returns for the second time. The folks behind www.clonejesus.com who call themselves the Second Coming Project say, "Bring it on." http://ocweekly.com:80/ink/01/20/news-brennan.shtml

Does your imaginary friend's temper threaten the end of the world? When?
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* Far-reaching effects of fairies. Bridget Cleary had been the victim of a prolonged ordeal and ritual exorcism by fire, because her husband and kin believed that she had been taken away by the fairy-folk and replaced with a changeling. http://www0.mercurycenter.com/books/docs/bridget21.htm

Did your imaginary friends steal your love away? Does fire cure everything?

* The Bumpy Road From Phrenology to Public Schools. The history of public education in America begins, appropriately enough, with the Devil. In order that "that old deluder, Satan," might not keep from the youth of Massachusetts knowledge of the Scriptures, a law was passed in 1648 requiring each village in the state to appoint a teacher of reading and writing: http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0103/lafarge.shtml

still observing Tuesday, January 23, 2001 01:24 a.m.

@ Clone: http://community.webshots.com/photo/8138203/8139128GhHiHgsOuO
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* The MK Kafe - "Mind control isn't espresso." A word of warning: not all of the following is necessarily true. The fact of the matter is, the CIA specifically targeted the insane for mind kontrol experiments, reasoning that if they came forward with stories, nobody would believe them. You are advised, then, to read all with special skepticism. Havinge said that, sit back, relax, and order a cappucino: enjoy the entertaining world of Mind Kontrol! http://www.konformist.com/mkkafe/mkkafe.htm

* Secret History of MC: http://astrologyforthepeople.com/mind_control.htm
* Mind Control Links: http://www.ufomind.com/para/conspire/mindcontrol/
* MICROWAVE HARASSMENT AND MIND-CONTROL EXPERIMENTATION: http://www.webcom.com/~pinknoiz/coldwar/microwave.html
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* Evolution has been theorized as the origin of life, first by Darwin. Now, scientists are evolving circuits. No telling where this could lead. http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Computing/  If only death evolved too...

* What is poop made of? See the all knowing "Scoop on Poop". After you're done learning, pick a poop from the gallery and send some to your friends. Wow! Only $29.95 for camel poop!  http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Humor/

* MAYAN PROPHECIES & CALENDAR--According to the Maya, beginning March 15, 1999, a powerful gateway opened for those who reach a place of attunement with universal-primordial energy. The events of this particular time are precursors to determine just which timeline creation will be launched into realization in the year 2012. Right. http://www.crystalinks.com/may.html
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* The Sociobiology of Jesus - PROPHETS, CULTS AND MADNESS:   http://www.cix.co.uk/~acampbell/bookreviews/r/stevens-price-2.html
@ Satan Inside: http://wsphotofews.excite.com/008/Vr/tK/U2/ls29276.jpg

* RHEDAE.COM - New portal site dedicated to the mystery of Rennes-le-Chateau. Site aims to be the leading one-stop location for information on the mystery including information on the characters involved, places, texts and geneologies.  http://www.rhedae.com/  Christ on a crutch...

* WHY MEGIDDO?--The blood-drenched fields of Megiddo have been the stage for dozens of battles over the centuries. The Book of Revelation sez the Mount of Megiddo—Armageddon—will witness the opening salvos of the end-time battle between good and evil, and the return of the Messiah. But why there?  http://www.bib-arch.org/brj00/why1.html  And just how soon?

* BIBLICAL END TIME SIGNS --48 Old Testament end time signs that most folks have never heard of. The scripture reference is given so the serious Bible student can refer to and read the passages that point to the end of the age as we know it today. http://www.newage.com.au/library/prophesy2.html

observations Monday, January 22, 2001 08:32 a.m.

Tank Girl's Guide to Joy: http://www.english.upenn.edu/~ov/1.2/tvogler/9.jpg
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* Transgression of Female Roles in Vampire Literature and Cinema. Throughout the vampire culture, female roles have been limited to weak and frail victims, or obedient wives & daughters. In addition, female gothic writers are non-existent during a period of pre-dominantly male publishers. In the 20th century, the progress of female roles has begun to change from a submissive position, to an aggressive, powerful position. We can demonstrate the transgression of female roles in literature and cinema.  http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~women/spring1999/vejvoda/students-vampires/Kristie/sendnet/kristiepage

* Tank Girl, Anodder Oddyssey: Joyce Lives (and Dies) in Popular Culture. Now, at the opposite end of the century, comes another fulfillment of Eliot's prediction that this was "a method others must pursue after
Joyce." Like Ulysses and The Waste Land, Tank Girl: The Odyssey is structured by manipulating a continuous parallel between contemporaneity and antiquity. http://www.english.upenn.edu/~ov/1.2/tvogler/tankgirl.html
* Tank Girl faq: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/9982/tg.faq.txt

* Loving Death: The Meaning of Male Sexual Impotence in Vampire Literature. "Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire." Or, the reality behind the vampire lifestyle: "hang head down all day, helpless in catatonia; be driven by supernatural hunger to prowl for food all night; wish you could grow old; wish you could die." Bummer, dewd: http://members.tripod.com/~Baron91/WorleyLovingDeath.html

$ Kangaroo scrotum pouch - A very special elegant corporate gift which is also good as wedding, birthday, Christmas or anniversary gift. Kangaroo scrotum pouches are unusual sentimental little gifts that last, remembered for a long time because of its uniqueness. It's used to store jewelry, as a coin purse, or as a bag for gold sand. Scrotum is a great indicator - Used as above, it attracts attention to the driver. Interesting offers follow immediately. If you prefer to be followed and admired, the position below is recommended. http://www.australiagift.com/sale/scrotum_1.htm

* Bela Lugosi's Dead - A Dissertation on the Modern Vampire. Despite this newfound popularity and adoration, the vampire is still misunderstood and misrepresented. The truth is as buried now as it was in the days of Bela Lugosi. These legends, texts and films are amusing, seductive and artful, but they are only meant to entertain. Behind the fiction lies a much less seductive truth. http://netvampyric.8m.com/vampire.html
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  "INCEST - It is very bad form to screw your children except in your will. Incest with a brother or sister is perfectly acceptable, however, as long as it is done to enliven an otherwise bland secret diary, set of  memoirs, or unauthorized biography. If it is done purely for physical pleasure, though, it looks to the world like a mere convenience and reflects poorly on the social lives of you both." --P.J. O'Rourke


We Are Not Alone. Are We? Friday, January 12, 2001 02:23 a.m.

"I got in touch with my inner psychotic. She told me to kill you." --anon
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* Psychic Claims She Sees Dead And Murdered Folks - Visions of killers come 'like I'm watching movie' - So you're dead. A shotgun blast at close range.  Blood everywhere. A crash. Then darkness. Major bummer. Who ya gonna call? Ghost-Trusters! http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/Jan2001/8-e1605.html
 
* Psst! Want a hot tip? Try a crystal ball - In a turbulent market, psychics see the future. (USN) At the Triton, a trendy San Francisco hotel favored by the dot-com crowd, the lines are long. But the wait isn't for one of the hotel's 140 rooms. It's for the tarot-card reader who sets up shop nightly in the lobby. http://usnews.com/usnews/issue/010108/psychic.htm
 
* Reflexology, astrology, Bible codes, bent spoons: Martin Gardner is the deadly enemy of bogus science and New Age poppycock. Lousy novelist, but worth reading. http://www.newcriterion.com/archive/19/jan01/derbys.htm
 
What's your favorite psychic claim? Has it been debunked lately? By whom?
 
* Keeping tabs on tabloids and future. (MSNBC) An earthquake will destroy Los Angeles and San Francisco? Prince Andrew and Fergie will remarry? Space aliens would sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House? Read all about it: http://www.msnbc.com:80/news/514665.asp?cp1=1
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* CURE FOR THE BLUES. Depressed? Anxious? Sad? Instead of helping you get over it, the alt.angst newsgroup will help you embrace it. They warn you: Leave your emoticons at home. They'll scold you if you don't show enough anxiety or despair. They'll send you off if you talk of love. The greatest minds have embraced angst, from Thoreau ("The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation") to Sartre, Dostoyevsky, Plath, Dante; to ancient sages like the Buddha ("Life is suffering"). And if you are like them and feel you need to voice your disgust and discomfort, suffering, and suicidal tendencies, you can seek commiseration with others here.  News:alt.angst
 
Have you embraced your Dark Side lately? Is it cuddly? Does it bite back?
 
* The Quadratic Law of Resentment: combine N people, and you get N(N-1)/2 possible ways for arguments to break out. At the very least, anyway. www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000166941319210&pg=/et/01/1/4/ecfmath04.html
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* Again, prayer issue arises - School prayer wasn't even on the agenda, but it came up during a tense board meeting. Charles Schrader calls down the Earth Mother during a Wiccan prayer he said while a School Board member offered a Christian prayer at the beginning of the meeting. The self- proclaimed community activist objects to religion at school functions. http://www.sptimes.com/News/011001/Citrus/Again__prayer_issue_a.shtml
 
* Java's Witch-Killing Tradition. CIANJUR, Indonesia. In this farm belt of West Java, where sorcery and superstition have deep roots, few were surprised in September when a mob decapitated a 70-year-old woman accused of casting spells that made people ill. Before lopping off her head, witnesses said, the crowd gouged out her eyes and severed some of her limbs, which they tossed into the street. Beheadings of suspected witches are not uncommon in rural towns and villages of Java, Indonesia's most populous island. Chop chop: http://www.iht.com/articles/6415.html
 
What's your favorite religious ritual? Do you practice it in public? Why?

excuses, excuses Tuesday, February 6, 2001 05:31 a.m.

Washed in guilt, I admit to negligence in tending to this page and the rest of my site(s). I'm so bad. Actually I was sick, then lazy, then preoccupied. Will I improve? Not likely.

Recent projects: reading various versions of THE INFERNO, stealing ideas [and lines from BURNING CHROME] for my songs; entering 3000 titles of literature to a database for my PDA so that when in a book-buying frenzy I won't come home with so many duplicates; intending to learn to use the Pocket Studio to actually record some songs; compiling a list of all known words for 'vampire', 'werewolf', 'ghoul' etc. in languages of the world; mapping a new geography of Hell, if any.

kinky

So much to do, so many places to go: Reno in a couple weeks, Naples/Amalfi a month later, Mars in autumn. And right here, cataloging the rest of the books. And fixing the septic system. And rebuilding the wall. It never ends.

Note: I'm going to cheat, and add all the entries I missed in the last month or so. I'll date them to when they were posted to SkeptiChat, not for when they make it to this log, but so what?


face of Jesus in fireplace log Friday, December 22, 2000 05:45 p.m.

Santa Fe family sees face of Jesus in fireplace log. (SFNM) Donna Magallanes had returned from her kitchen a week ago when she realized a picture of Christ hanging above the fireplace in her living room had miraculously transferred itself to a log nearby.
Well, ya just can't account for miracles, can ya? Hey, I've been sick lately, could have used a miracle instead of flu, but I just don't rate such. Bother. More observations soon.

solving mysteries daily Tuesday, December 12, 2000 01:28 p.m.

*** This is not a bulletin. Nothing is guaranteed. Everything changes. ***
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church mouse
# BIBLE'S BIGGEST MYSTERIES SOLVED! Were Adam and Eve extraterrestrials? Who was Adam's first wife? Why don't people still live to be as old as Methuselah? Did Bible prophets use teleportation centuries before Scotty began beaming people up to the starship Enterprise? Are the lost tribes of Israel still lost? And did Jesus survive the cross and emigrate? http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/2244.html

$ Cheesy Jesus - Truly GodAwful Stuff: http://www.cheesyjesus.com
* Journal of the Mundane: http://www.mundanebehavior.org/index.htm
* Miraculous Photos - or are they? Capturing miracles on film: http://paranormal.about.com/science/paranormal/library/weekly/aa121100a.htm

What are your favorite miracles/mysteries/mundanities/municipalities? Why?
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# Drag queens add color to church's Christmas pageant: http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/20001211dragreg3.asp
# Porn star advises: Do it for the sex, not the money: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/entertainment/001211/5024489.html

# An Internal Cannabinoid-Signaling System Regulates Human Sperm, Fertilization Potential, Study Finds; Abusing Marijuana May Overload System, Inhibit Fertility: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?10605711

* To make sex boring is difficult, but the Freudians, after a century of practice, have mastered the trick. I'm so bored. Neuter me now. http://www.firstthings.com/ftissues/ft0011/reviews/mchugh.html

What's your favorite perversion? Does it relate to sex/drugs/music/me?
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* General Occult Files: http://www.artofhacking.com/ItchyEText/OCCULT/
* Proof of 9-Dims? http://www.artofhacking.com/ItchyEText/OCCULT/9DIMS.TXT
* Olde Black Magick: http://artofhacking.com/ItchyEText/OCCULT/BLACKMAG.TXT
* Candlemas: http://www.artofhacking.com/ItchyEText/OCCULT/CANDLMAS.TXT

* Holy Shit: http://diskbooks.org/
* Bible Sex Facts: http://diskbooks.org/bsf.html
* Demon Possession Handbook: http://diskbooks.org/hs.html
* Proof that God Is Real, Bible is True: http://diskbooks.org/proof.html

What's your favorite holy text? Did you write it yourself? Are you sacred?
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Currently at ARTS & LETTERS DAILY < http://cybereditions.com/aldaily/ >

* Schizophrenia is the result neither of faulty genes nor faulty parents. So then what is it, exactly? E. Fuller Torrey smells a cat...

* Weird Science. When Max Planck invented quantum theory a century ago, not even he thought his number juggling matched physical reality...

* The end of courtship: young, nervous male predators and female trophy hunters act at once casual and carefree, grim and humorless about sex...
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  "I've had three people lick my eyeball." --Shawna Olson

abused by alien scum Monday, December 11, 2000 08:25 p.m.

 
  "The Alien just pinched my butt again." --Winona Ryder
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# In The Future, Everyone Will Have Nuclear Helicopters Strapped To Their Foreheads: http://www.pheasnt.demon.co.uk/MUDGE/ISS10/ROBOT.HTM 
 
Would you rather make/break/bake/fake/take things? Are you nuclear yet?

# Are UFOs an Air Safety Hazard? Yes, Report Investigators: http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/phenomena/ufo_safety_001201.html
# THE MARTIAN CHRONICLE FOR THE 21st CENTURY APOCALYPSE: http://www.clydelewis.com/invest/7day/7day.html
 
Do you face increased risks from UFOs, aircraft, Martians, maniacs, me?
 
$ Microwave Shield for sale: http://www.makeyourcellphonesafe.com
$ For Sale - Set Your Phasers on STUN: http://www.hsvt.org/
# Real Life Laser Weapons: http://www.sfbg.com/nessie/31.html
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# "You cannot give noogies to the Virgin Mary!" Oh yeah?http://www.ottawacitizen.com/entertainment/001206/4998110.html
# MANY MARIAN APPARITIONS HAVE BEEN REPORTED - BUT ONLY EIGHT HAVE BEEN APPROVED: http://www.sltrib.com/12092000/saturday/52035.htm
 
Have you seen the Virgin Mary lately? Did you give her noogies? How bad?

# Number of demonic possession claims doubles . (U-WIRE) COLUMBIA, Mo.  Worldwide reports of people requesting exorcism skyrocketed this year. Pesky devils: http://news.excite.com/news/uw/001208/university-32
 
Have you been pestered by flying demons/grannies/porcupines/pigs lately?
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# Programming Satan's Computer: Why Computers are Insecure: http://www.counterpane.com/crypto-gram-9911.html#WhyComputersareInsecure
# Is privacy possible in the digital age? http://msnbc.com/news/498514.asp
# ROADSIDE DNA TESTS PLANNED: http://sightings.com/general6/roadside.htm
 
Are you more bedeviled by government, corporations, computers, Satan, me?
 
* Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy: http://www.bushneverwonflorida.com/
* C.T.R.L. - Conspiracy Theory Research List: http://www.ctrl.org/
* THEY LIVE! There is a conspiracy in effect upon and beneath planet earth: http://www.think-aboutit.com/branton/they_live_part_1.htm 
 
Have you conspired much lately? Would you talk about it? Would you lie?
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  "The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably - the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career." --Martha Simpson
 

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