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| postal experiment gone awry |
Saturday, December 9, 2000 08:53 a.m. |
Have you experimented/propagandized/virtualized/dressed any aliens
lately?
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# Airplanes and Ray Guns. (SFBG) The
propaganda machine of the corporate-government complex is glossing over
the threat of radio-frequency terrorist weapons and focusing instead
on rogue state missiles, suitcase nukes and bio-war. The
reasons? http://www.sfbayguardian.com/nessie/30.html
Have you used technology to harass/taunt/befuddle anyone lately? Is it
fun?
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# A self-taught computer whiz working out of his converted garage,
Steve Grand is quite likely to revolutionize our lives in the next
century...
Are you moral/transformed/revolutionary? Are changes necessarily
amoral?
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"For myth is at the beginning of literature, and also at its end."
--JLB
| milk of reptilioid kindness |
Saturday, December 9, 2000 06:09 a.m. |
"There are no moral or intellectual merits." --J.L.Borges
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Have you had sex with any reptilians/reptilioids/reptoids/reptiles/me
yet? _ _ _ _ _
Have you tested any drugs/psychics/scandals/truths lately? Did you
pass?
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Have you found/lost/accused/castrated any Yeti/Vikings/Reptilioids
lately?
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Are you female, radioactive, magickal, entertaining, robotic, psychic,
hot? _ _ _ _ _
"The worm in the radish doesn't think there is anything sweeter."
--Shalom Aleichem
| all the hate you love to bait |
Thursday, December 7, 2000 07:06 a.m. |
* Jerry's Aryan Battle Page: 
* NEO-NAZIS AND NEOCONS: AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE:
* Hate Groups and Extremist Activity Throughout the U.S.
Are you energized by hate, love, indifference? Are you well-hated? Do the
voices in your head tell you who / when / how to hate / love / shrug? How many
deaths does it take til ya know that too many people have died? Is it easier to
hate humans, subhumans, superhumans, aliens, yourself, me?
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"These ambiguities, redundancies, and deficiencies recall those
attributed by Dr. Franz Kuhn to a certain Chinese encyclopedia entitled
Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge. On those remote pages it is
written that animals are divided into (a) those that belong to the Emperor,
(b) embalmed ones, (c) those that are trained, (d) suckling pigs, (e) mermaids,
(f) fabulous ones, (g) stray dogs, (h) those that are included in this
classification, (i) those that tremble as if they were mad, (j)
innumerable ones, (k) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush,
(l) others, (m) those that have just broken a flower vase, (n) those that
resemble flies from a distance." --Jorge Luis Borges
| inserted into reality |
Wednesday, December 6, 2000 03:46 a.m. |
What's your favorite religious belief? Has it done you any good
lately?
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Have you felt philosophical lately? Will you ever be philosophical
again?
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Are you more exploited by astrologers, aliens, barflies, scientists,
me?
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What's the best state on Earth? What's the best planet in Space?
Really?
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"Gibbon observes that in the Arabian book par excellence, in the
Koran, there are no camels; I believe if there were any doubt as to
the authenticity of the Koran, this absence of camels would be
sufficient to prove it is an Arabian work." --Jorge Luis Borges
| so many deities, so little time |
Monday, December 4, 2000 05:16 a.m. |
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"Two Rules for Life: 1. Don't tell people
everything you know. 2."
--anon
| hominids behaving badly |
Monday, December 4, 2000 04:44 a.m. |
"It may be that universal history is the history of the different
intonations given a handful of metaphors." --J.L.Borges _ _ _ _
_ " The Alphabet Versus the Goddess : The Conflict Between Word and
Image" proposes that the invention of alphabetic writing rewired the brains of
those who learned how to communicate using this culture-changing tool. Great
social benefits followed. But a precipitous decline in feminine values
manifested by women's status, goddess veneration, nature, and representative
art occurred in tandem. For example, the European witchhunts followed closely
in the heels of the printing press. The return of the image in the modern age
through the medium of photography, film, TV, and internet have brought about a
sharp rise in the values denigrated during the 5000 year reign of patriarchy
and literacy. $ Promotion, excerpts: http://www.alphabetvsgoddess.com/*
Review: http://freespace.virgin.net/www3.org/info/avg1.htm*
Comment: http://freespace.virgin.net/www3.org/info/avgcomments.htm?
Search: http://www.google.com/search?q=alphabet+versus+goddess:
Have you rewired your brain lately? Do your media make you act badly? _ _ _
_ _ * UFOs, Aliens, Antichrist & Bible Prophecy - Angelic Deception
and The End Time Lie - Damnation: http://www.mt.net/~watcher/*
Communicating with Aliens: the Psychological Dimension of Dialogue
- DESIGNING A TEAM FOR ALIEN ENCOUNTER: http://uia.org/uiadocs/alien4.htm*
You say that you speak Pentagonese, Geektalk, Double Dutch, Old Tasmanian, and
there's always someone who can understand you? Do you resent being
comprehended? Try Fith, the language that humans can never grok: http://www.langmaker.com/fith.htm:
D'ya understand aliens, bureaucrats, prophets, commentators, whips, me? _ _
_ _ _ * Ghost Poo? http://www.hypermax.net.au/~user/leong/Turd.html*
Fluoridation is the work of Godless Communists out to kill you: http://enteract.com/~mgfree/Medical/Fluorine/FluorineApathy.html$
Watch where you put your hands. Never masturbate with a chainsaw: http://emedco.com/emed2/product.asp?sp=yes&pf%5Fid=JQS340&dept%5Fid=1019*
Patron Saint Index: http://www.uselessknowledge.com/trivia/saints.shtml*
For Holy Freedom, the Mud River Militia: http://home.att.net/~el.kabong/*
G.W. Bush, AntiChrist: http://www.geocities.com/trebor_92627/Bush.htm [thanks,
Stormy!] : Are you more threatened by food, chemicals, weapons, saints,
politicos? _ _ _ _ _ "Loot, plunder, rape, pillage, and burn,
but always remember: Burn Last!" --Paula L
Peterka
| aliens, aliens everywhere |
Sunday, December 3, 2000 06:27 a.m. |
| space & time (out of sequence) |
Friday, October 20, 2000 07:13 p.m. |
Freeze Recovery Drug - Step Toward Suspended Animation? from the
i'll-travel-to-alpha-centauri dept.
arete writes "Apparently a simple injection (in rats and mice so far) can
revive body functions before warming. Since you're cold, your brain isn't
using oxygen, and doesn't go into oxygen deprivation. But it lets breathing
and autonomic functions (like shivering) restart even in the absence of a
brain restart. Sounds to me like a big leap towards suspended animation. Of
course, you can't be frozen below 0 C using this techique, because all your
cells explode when the water freezes. Plausibly with some mild oxygen influx
you wouldn't need to be below 0 C, though. " I think I'll wait a while before
planning my interstellar trip, tho'. http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=00/10/20/1451227&mode=threadNUN
BOOTED OUT OF CONVENT -- BECAUSE SHE USED TO BE A MAN!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/2220.htmlFARMER
AND WIFE CLAIM GHOST CHICKENS HAVE RUINED THEIR LIVES!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/2212.htmlMILLIONS
OF PIRANHA-LIKE FISH FALL FROM SKY IN ETHIOPIA! http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/2222.htmlCREW
OF APOLLO 17 TOOK PHOTO OF TOTEM POLE ON THE MOON, FAMED EXPERT
CLAIMS http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/2214.htmlDid
the Lunar totem-pole builders use suspended animation to get here from their
interstellar home? Did they throw pirhana fish onto Ethiopia to help
relieve the famine? Were ghost chickens responsible? Have they helped/hurt
you? How? Have you induced suspended animation in any chickens lately? Is that
why they're ghosts?
| ETs I have known & loved |
Friday, December 1, 2000 10:24 p.m. |
| relieved of tedium |
Friday, December 1, 2000 02:12 p.m. |
"Baptists: only trouble is, they don't
hold them under long enough." -anon * Alien abductions at BJU: http://www.toonville.com/wolvertoon/wolv161.gif*
Tunnel of the Dead! http://www.xs4all.nl/~intrvamp/tunndead.htm
(Java) * This is not a test, this is the future!! http://www.clydelewis.com/*
Chupacabra Song: http://www.msmango.com/hauntedweb/chupawav.html*
Reptilioid Research: http://www.reptilianagenda.com/menuother.htmlWould
you rather be abducted by Reptilioids, Republicans, Fundamentalists? _ _ _
_ _ @ See the Gutenberg Bible: http://prodigi.bl.uk/gutenbg/default.asp
and http://prodigi.bl.uk/gutenbg/record.asp?strCopy=k&strPage=1r1&strSize=midhttp://prodigi.bl.uk/gutenbg/record.asp?strCopy=g&strPage=-2r1&strSize=mid#
Flood forthcoming. Global warming could be on the verge of triggering a
rise in sea levels that would flood huge swathes of the Earth's
most densely populated regions. Caused in large part by the melting of
Greenland's ice sheet, this process would take a thousand years or more but
would be "irreversible" once under way. Put on your galoshes, eh? http://www.exosci.com/article.php?story=200011270326343Have
deities/demons/aliens/angels flooded your planet lately? With warnings? _ _
_ _ _ * How do G-Men lunch? http://www.adflip.com/addetails.cfm?adid=2544*
Scrambled yet? http://www.adflip.com/addetails.cfm?adid=11076*
Dope laws suck: http://www.norml.org/*
Helmet laws suck: http://www.abate.org/* All laws suck: http://www.ainfos.ca/en/Have you
sucked any laws lately? Have any laws sucked you? Are you wet? _ _ _ _
_ # Pioneer 10's Notable Afterlife. PASADENA, Ca. - NASA is calling its
oldest operational spacecraft, 35 years after the Pioneer 6 probe blasted into
solar orbit. NASA will use a mammoth 231-foot (70-meter) antenna at Goldstone,
California to try to downlink data from the solar-powered probe, originally
launched for a fleeting six-month surveying mission. "There's no reason why
it's not going to be there." Unless ETs got it. http://www.space.com/news/spaceagencies/pioneer_6_contact_001129.htmlI've
been to Goldstone; it's rather awesome. Y'all should go too. Say HI to the
Deep Space team for me. Watch out for wayward planetary rovers. _ _ _ _
_ # Japan's Men Date Hot, Sexy Bots. (Wired) Better than the real
thing? Japanese men are virtually "dating" pre-programmed cyber babes. They're
so realistic they even nag. http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?q12646765*
What makes her dance? http://www.adflip.com/addetails.cfm?adid=11607*
ROBOTOPIA! http://cyberlewis.com/graphic/posthuman/topia/Robotopia.htm*
You CAN be replaced by a machine! http://www.imagination-engines.com/Have
you been replaced by a machine lately? Are you relieved of tedium? _ _ _ _
_ "The universe is comparable to those code systems in which not
all the symbols have meaning, and in which only that which happens every three
hundredth night is true." --J.L. Borges
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