----- Original Message -----
From: <Deborahleebe@aol.com>

> > Does anyone have any information of why psychics, prophets,
> > Armageddon theorists, visionaries are saying the last year
> > of planet Earth?
>
> Mayan Calendar ends on December 23, 2012.  No one is clear as
> to why, so many take it that something unusual is iconed by
> the abrupt end of this calendar.

Those who speak don't know; those who know don't speak.

Mayan Calendar Ends in December, 2012...
http://earth-mother-crying.homepage.com/mayan-calendar.htm
Mayan Prophesy: http://www.kachina.net/~alunajoy/94dec.html
Mayan 13 Year Count Down: www.kachina.net/~alunajoy/2000feb.html
The Mayan Prophecies: http://www.knowledge.co.uk/xxx/cat/mayan/

2Near the Edge - Free Mayan Long Count Calendar Calculator. The Mayan Long Count Calendar ends December 21, 2012. What this means is a matter of opinion and conjecture. www.2near.com/edge/maya/
Mayen Calendar Ending: www.spiritual-endeavors.org/native/mayan.htm
10,000-Year Calendar! http://www.calendarhome.com/tyc/

Judgment Day - December 21, 2012 (Mayan Calendar): Turns out the "Harmonic Convergence" of 1987 wasn't a bust, after all; it opened a transitional period of cosmic change: http://www.carpenoctem.tv/cons/judge.html

Introducing the Mayan Calendar: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/9172/maya1.html
Prophecy calendar: www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/2360/calendar2.html
Mayan Prophecies and Calendar: http://www.crystalinks.com/may.html

History & info - the Mayan calendar http://www.webexhibits.org/calendars/calendar-mayan.html
You have this much time until the last day of the Mayan calendar, December 23rd 2012, at which point the world may well end. Bummer. http://www.aquaboogie.com/main.html

To all of you who think the world will end soon: send all your money to me at:  Box 888, Forestville CA, 95436 USA  -- because y'all won't be needing it any longer, and you might as well unburden yourselves.

  Rev. Ric "my invisible friend is better than yours" Carter, t'CotO

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WHEN I AM KING: http://members.tripod.co.uk/demian5/
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* Video-Game Violence Blamed In Giant-Robot Shooting Spree: http://www.theonion.com/onion3707/video_game_violence.html
* Control stress by harnessing your ki energy - and break up large, solid objects too! http://www.bodymindandmodem.com/

* SEND IN THE CLONES - unless your invisible friend says not to: http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=49184
* MY DARLING, MY DARWIN. One vagina gets out of alignment, and suddenly evolution goes down the tubes. http://www.sfbg.com/SFLife/tech/44.html

Have you been stressed/cloned/cyborged/blasted/alienated lately? How much?

* BABIES TO SPEC: http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=12660
* All the alien babies: http://www.sfbg.com/SFLife/tech/47.html
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* MYSTIFYING SHUTTLE SHADOW. Many mystified by a long, dark cone extending from the shuttle's bright exhaust plume to the full moon near the horizon. www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/058/science/Mystifying_shuttle_shadow+.shtml
* PIC OF SOUL CATCHER? www.rumormillnews.com/SHUTTLE%20SHADOW%20ARTICLE.htm
* IN SEARCH OF... http://rumormillnews.com/SOUL%20CATCHER%20ADDENDUM.htm

* I WAS VISITED BY ALIENS WHO ATE MY BRAINS OUT AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY URL: http://www.homestead.com/ufoonline4/earthsvisitors.html
* Trek On: http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/05/star.trek.cast/

Have you been mystified by shadows/aliens/scientists/orgasms lately? Where?

* SCIENTISTS HINT AT LINK BETWEEN TV & ALZHEIMER'S - brainmushing: www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=002613412911023&pg=/et/01/3/6/walz06.html
* ORGASM IMPLANTS: http://www.sfbg.com/SFLife/tech/46.html
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* HAARP DEPLOYED TO COUNTERACT POLE SHIFT? Government/Military Units Deploy HAARP, Other Systems To Counteract April POLE SHIFT -- Massively Powered-up HAARP goes haywire; rips open continuum! Now we're really fucked. http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/haarp_2001_poleshift.txt

* Crypto Anarchy and Virtual Communities - reshape political and economic systems: http://www.idiom.com/~arkuat/consent/Anarchy.html
* Airplanes and ray guns. Tesla and UFOs. It is all part of a plan. You will be assimilated. http://www.sfbg.com/nessie/31.html
* Gulf War Forever: http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/gulf.war

Have you misused malevolent technologies lately? Did they bite back? How?

* After 3 Strikes, Is La Niña Out? Surge of hydroelectricity next: http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast06mar_1.htm?list111399
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1+1=3 (given a suitably large value of 1)

 

@ New Age Medicine: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/arts/altmed.jpg
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* I've Been Probed Anonymous: http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/deva/359/
* Alien Desire: http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/prophecy/59 (gimmee!!)
* Captured By Robots: http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/ [and it was fun!]

* Rael Demands UN stop using the Christian calendar in official documents:
http://library.northernlight.com/FB20010305050000058.html?cb=0&dx=1006&sc=0
* Spiritual Fears Threaten China's Future - Falun Gong just a symptom of
  rapid decay: http://www.freep.com/voices/columnists/erub27_20010227.htm

Have you desired any aliens/calendars/spiritualists/probings/robots lately?
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* acoustic weapons:
  http://ourworld-top.cs.com/soundweapon/index.htm
  http://www.modelmodel.com/   http://www.icom.ca/~mccoy/
  http://www.pseag.org/CWG_Products/Non-Lethal%20Weapons_1.html
* Consider the Telharmonium: http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Music/

* GWEN (Ground Wave Emergency Network) bathes you in magnetic fields.
  To what effect? http://www.angelfire.com/az2/TruthPage/haarp1.html
  And see http://www.sonic.net/~kryptox/press/y2k/gwen.htm
* EARTH CHANGES: ENVIRONMENTAL WAR & GLOBAL EARTHQUAKES:
  http://www.universebooks.com/earthchanges.html

Do you prefer acoustic/electric/magnetic/tectonic/psychotic weapons? When?
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* Outer Space Skydive Planned. SYDNEY, Australia (AP) A former Australian
  army commando plans to jump off the edge of outer space & plummet almost
  25 miles to Earth in the highest skydive ever. Evading alien abduction:
http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/w-aus/2001/mar/04/030404918.html

* Probable Cause Australia - All JFK Assassinology, All The Time!
  Zowie. http://roswell.fortunecity.com/angelic/96/pconline.htm
* Australian state considers red-light districts for skin trade:
  http://www.theage.com.au:80/news/2001/02/28/FFX3WFOGOJC.html

Ah, those wild and crazy Australians? What will they do next? When? Where?

* Australia Ready for Mir Descent to Pacific Graveyard - giant kangaroo
  nets deployed: http://news.excite.com/news/r/010305/08/odd-mir-dc
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* In hailing the genius of Darwin, we forget that an earlier book on
  the origins and evolution of man also had a massive impact. Vestiges:
  www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/02/18/stibooboo01005.html?99

* Spiritualists' powers turn scientists into believers - cold-reading
  techniques successfully sucker credulous university researchers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000579381554028&pg=/et/01/3/4/wmed04.html

* The "confirmation" of Einstein's general theory of relativity may have
  been a plot to bring British & German scientists together. Yet another
  conspiracy: http://www.linguafranca.com/print/0103/hypoth_eclipse.html

Have you deceived any scientists lately? Do they just hate that? How much?

* The Alien Dance: http://www.geocities.com/alien_dance/
* Alien fonts/languages: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/4965/
* Aliens-R-Us: http://www.articleindex.com/Miscellaneous/aliens_r_us.htm
* How To Cook Aliens And Survive: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/cookets.htm

* Introducing a humanoid alien to an unsuspecting & hostile Planet Earth! http://www.leaky-dragon.co.uk/pete_paradise_leaky_humanoid_alien.htm
* alien abduction rêverie - extraterrestrial cello music? http://www.brumm.com/music/AlienAbduction.html

D'ya prefer alien dances/fonts/music/clothes/food/sex? Do ETs boogie? How?
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* BUT WHO DESIGNED THE DESIGNER? Foes of Darwinism are taking their best shot with a new weapon: "intelligent design" theory. http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2001/02/28/idt/print.html
* Christian Recipe: http://www.aboutfx.com/popealien/mail/mail.htm

* Scientology. It just makes sense. http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/printad5.htm
* Vatican urged to name handgun saint - bombers demand parity: http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/italy/02/28/Vatican.Possenti

Did you get into religion for intellect/instinct/hallucination/terror/sex?

* Can witchcraft triumph over a politically connected teachers union? http://www.reason.com:80/0103/ci.bd.reason.html
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* Traces of hallucinogenics, cocaine, and cannabis have been found near the Bard's home. Was he a dope-head? "To toke, or not to toke? Uh, what was the question?" http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,2-92873,00.html

# Mbeki! It is a story of suspicion, paranoia, surveillance and secrecy. At its fringes it has links to freemasonary, alien abduction, the Ku Klux Klan and a global death conspiracy between multinational companies and the CIA. http://www.theage.com.au/news/2001/03/03/FFX1ZTZQSJC.html

Is paranoia caused/justified by conspiracy/drugs/telepathy/possession/me?

* Illinois Students Use the Internet to Communicate With Chinese Hive-Mind: http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/hivemind.htm
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* News stripped bare, from Toronto: http://www.nakednews.com
& http://on-mag.com/on-mag/reviews/article/0,9985,100767,00.html
* Sci/Tech news at Bubble Chamber: http://bc.tensegrity.net/
* SkeptiLinks: http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/skeptic.html

* NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SHEEP... Heard anyone chatting lately about how good it is having sex with their dog? Not likely. Taking on the last taboo: http://www.nerve.com/Opinions/Singer/heavyPetting/

Is sex with humans overrated? What's your favorite sensuous species? When?

----- Original Message -----
From: "Wally Anglesea" <wanglese@ozemail.com.au>

> I'm getting some diagrams of aliens with the best cuts of meat
> marked out, and some neat recipes, including a "Roswell Roast",
> an "Area 51 Fajita", and I'm trying to get some humeous music
> (something along the lines of a 1950's or '60's cooking show.
>
> http://www.ozemail.com.au/~wanglese/Alien_recipes.html

Wally:

I meant to tell you a few days ago: I ran across a site about
'delicious aliens' or 'delictible aliens' but now I can't find
it.  Bother.  But while googling for same [and 'cooking aliens']
I've found all sortsa stuff.  Maybe you could link some of these
to your site as 'resources' - and maybe other readers SkeptiChat
readers could contribute their own favorites, eh? 

[BTW, this note and any contributions will be posted at my GO!
site http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/cookets.htm almost immediately.]
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* CHUPACABRA CRUNCH!! "Blue claws, green aliens, and saucer-
  shaped whole grain cereal - a nutritious breakfast is a
  heartbeat away! Served best with goats milk..."
  http://members.aol.com/cheezymnky/curds.html

* Science Fiction Cook Book - cooking THE BLOB and ALIENS, etc:
  http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/3161/SFC/index.html

* the Alien Meat story: http://www.alienmeat.com/story.htm
  and AlienMeat.Com homepage: http://www.alienmeat.com/

* How To Skin An Alien - CAPTURE - CONTAINMENT - PITHING -
  IMPRINTATION - SKINNING - TANNING - PRIME CUTS - RECIPES -
  TAXIDERMI: http://www.geocities.com/kruegerhess/

* The Dead Cat Cafe Tactic & Recipes for Aliens:
  http://www.flagship1.com/hateplots/cafe.html
  (ah Wally, I see you know about this place!)
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* The Yeti Gourmand -- recipes for the psoul! by cuthulu
  http://www.subgenius.com/damn_truth/recipes.htm

* Korhonen Recipes - food from the Zeta Reticuli system:
  http://dnausers.d-n-a.net/dnetEFoE/explorer/korhonen-recipes.html
* Dah'Screwe Recipes - food from the Vinalari system:
  http://dnausers.d-n-a.net/dnetEFoE/explorer/dahscrewe-recipes.html

* Cooking With Zathras:
  http://homes.acmecity.com/babylon5/tuzanor/8/zathras.html

* Deep-Fried Sentient Beings: http://scifi.ign.com/tv/4453.html
* aliens & pies: http://www.neurotic.com/camper/pies.html

* "Ah, aliens are delicious when served with Wow-wow sauce."
  http://sir.kbs.twi.tudelft.nl/sir/sst/times_517.html
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* Klingon recipes: http://members.nbci.com/ktesh/klingon_food.htm
* alien cocktails: http://www.lonas.com/cocktails.html

* Vegetable Aliens - Make edible aliens with healthy foods!
  http://www.familywonder.com/allAges/a/20000313Muppets.html

* Making Aliens (may be eaten later, cooked or raw):
  www.kidspenpals.about.com/kids/kidspenpals/library/blaliens.htm

* Space Aliens Grill & Bar: http://www.space-aliens.com/menu.html
* Recipes of the Damned: http://batemania.com/recipes/archive.html
* Roswell food: http://angelfire.com/boybands/roswellgurl/food.html

* Christian Recipe: http://www.aboutfx.com/popealien/mail/mail.htm

* Human ovaries 'grown in mice' - cats will have tiny people to toy with soon: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1190000/1190882.stm
* Gene-Spliced Wheat Stirs Global Fears - "It's going to devour us!!" http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A60222-2001Feb27.html

 

* FLYING WILL BE AS EASY AS DRIVING A CAR - US developing system to allow anyone to fly planes after a few minutes of rudimentary training. Drunks rejoice: http://www.observer.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,442773,00.html

 

Where is my personal atomic helicopter filled with superdogs & smart food?
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* ANTARCTICA - MAGNETIC ANOMALY: http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/antmag.html
* BRITAIN SAYS IT IS TAKING ASTEROID IMPACT THREAT SERIOUSLY - Royals fret: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/neo_uk_010226_wg.html

 

* Spinoza isn't Cinderella at the Enlightenment Ball. His ideas sent seismic shocks through Europe in the 17th century. And just in time: http://www.booksonline.co.uk/booksol?ac=004431425455051&pg=/01/2/24/boadam24.html
* Coin language before it coins you: http://www.crl.com/~isgs/isgshome.html

 

What's your favorite anomaly/magnet/asteroid/shockwave/language/century???
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* Plan for détente 'tween science & religion? Yeah, right, that'll happen: http://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/01/28/stibooboo02001.html?999
* Japanese cult wave of the future? Aum Shin Rikyo extends influence around world - takeover soon: http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=21862

 

* http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/nudehistory/nudehistory.html
* MEN! PROTECT YOUR CHASTITY! OR ELSE! http://www.cb-2000.com/
* Anti-undy activism: http://www.freeballersofamerica.com/
* SkeptiStuds '99: http://www.gebesse.com.au/studmuffins/
* SkeptiChicks '99: http://www.magicdave.com/sccal/

 

Are you skepticultic? Will your tribe/cult/biz/cell take over Earth? Naked?
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# [ these and more via http://www.popculturejunkmail.com/ ]
* Jesus Christ Superstore: http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
* Bible Games: http://www.christcenteredmall.com/kids/games/index.htm
* Patron Saint Index: http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/indexsnt.htm

 

* The Origin Of The Foo Fighters! http://www.unmuseum.org/foo.htm
* Spock Monkey! Beam me down! http://sockit2me.com/vulcanmonkey.html
* Middle Earth Sci http://rover.wiesbaden.netsurf.de/~lalaith/M-earth.html
* Complete Idiot's Guide to Iridiology: http://www.iris-ward.com/index.htm

 

Would you rather game with bibles, monkeys, aliens, idiots, saints, me? Why?
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  "I dreamed I saw St. Dracula, rising from the foam
   I dreamed I saw St. Dracula, making his way home
   He turned and smiled at me, and sang
    A song so sweet that time stood still
   I dreamed I saw St. Dracula, and then I dreamed no more"
   -- http://www.sonic.net/~ric/music/saints1.htm#drac

 

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