how i died:
i was coming back from lemon grove. i bought tacos from jack in the box because i was hungry.. you know how if theres only one lane, it splits into 2 pseudo lanes, even though theres no diving line? one half is for cars going forward, the other is so cars can turn right. well, this is what happened.. three cars. first car stops at the line. second car stops right next to it, presumably about to turn right. my car was the third. i was going to turn right. i thought the car in front of me was going to turn right, and it was clear, and there were no "no turn on red" signs. so i move up behind it anticpating for it to turn. and it doesn't turn AT ALL. whats worse is that i'm on a FREAKING TROLLEY TRACK with my car under the signs that come down when a trolley comes. the car just sits there. and then all of a sudden, i hear the bells ringing. A FREAKING TROLLEY IS HEAD MY WAY, and the sign starts dropping about to hit my car so i go forward a bit, with THAT SAME FREAKING CAR IN THE SAME PLACE, and then reverse as fast and short as i can then make an illegal U-turn out of there and i find refuge at the nearest stop sign. i grab a taco, but i can barely hold it because my heart is beating so fast and my hands are shaking. ..that was a close one..
..freaking tacos with their high cholestorol and numerous amounts of fat..
and thats how i died. |
