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Pitas? Isn't fixed. I think I might leave the bellow as is as a testimonial.

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I think I scared Remi. What you need to understand is that my reaction here is to the evil AIM graphical smilies. Which are only represented here. Luckily. For you. . .

melombardi: I am not satisfied by the range of the available smiles, and indeed I am confused by some.
RemiTreuer: I am sorry, perhaps you should make up your own mysterious language.
RemiTreuer: 0_0
melombardi: Like: I need a confused face.
melombardi: And an eys-rolling face.
melombardi: :-comes close, but really the eyes should be up.
RemiTreuer: I dunno how to help you in your plight.
melombardi: And I just don;t understand: :-!
melombardi: What's GOING ON THERE??
melombardi: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!
RemiTreuer: HOLD ON!!!
melombardi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
melombardi: NNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RemiTreuer: Anyway . ..
RemiTreuer: I go now.
RemiTreuer: I cannot help you.
RemiTreuer: Wait, I should wait for Dempsey.
RemiTreuer: Never mind.
RemiTreuer: What did you want?
melombardi: What does this face mean: :-!?
RemiTreuer: Cindy Crawford?
melombardi: Like, what's it even PHYSICALLY representing?
melombardi: Is there like a zipper there?
RemiTreuer: I think It's Cindy Crawford.
melombardi: Oh.
melombardi: Yeah okay.
RemiTreuer: You psychotic little monkey.
melombardi: Yeah, but YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER!!
melombardi: DO YOU!?!?
melombardi: Does ANYONE know!?
melombardi: It's a conspiracy!
melombardi: It's social egineering on a grand scale!!!!!!
RemiTreuer: No, it's just you thinking that you're problems are important, when, in fact, only my problems are!
melombardi: There not just MY problems! What we're facing is an effort by AOL/Time Warner to CHANGE THE FACE OF HUMAN CONCISNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
melombardi: =-O
melombardi: See? It's already melted YOUR brain!!
melombardi: Now it's just me against the world!
RemiTreuer: AggggggghhH!!!
RemiTreuer: I go now.
RemiTreuer signed off at 12:12:08 AM.


Hey.
I'm not joking.

Pitas? Hello?

Pitas? Hello?

Monday is computer day.

Television light in a dark room, playing accross the surfaces of real objects. The industrial effluence of escapism rendered in all the colors of the prisim, living, breathing, mute.

This is the stangest Spam I have ever received:

If your home is served by a septic system, you will be able to receive invaluable information on how to eliminate pump outs, maintain the system properly and cure problems such as backups, wet spots, odor, etc.

Three seperate repaimen are coming to my parent's house this afternoon. That's a whole lot of weird. It's like a lot of weird male posturing dealing with contract blue collar laborers here in your house. Don't get me wrong, I've been contract blue labor, and I'm not trying to be judge mental. But it's like I'm already a scrawny hippy pretty boy so that's odd. And I'm acting as a intermediary between these people and my father. And I have no idea what the fuck. It's like: " Uh. Yeah. My father thinks it's like the thing." Then they say that they're going to order parts and I'm like: "Uh. Yeah."
So there's that. Plus the maids are coming over. And Mm. Jones is coming over.

There's no food in this house except for old meat spoiled milk and ramen noodles.

I think I'll have a can of spinach. I like spinach.

I'm still here. I have off the next couple days. Perhaps content.
On a different note, I think I was proffered food for sex at work today. Which is kind of disconcerting.

"If you ever want to find out just how uninteresting you really are, get a job where the quality and frequency of your thoughts determine your livelihood." - Watterson

I see you over there. Wondering how my New Years was. Oh yeah! Don't try and deny it.
Well, it was cold. But there was other stuff as well. Firstly, I ended up at a friend of mine's girlfriend's house. Me and my compatriots mixed in with about an equal portion of semi-strangers. We and I were all ready to just sit around the house and drink. But the girly girl folks in the house had other ideas. They wanted to go to a club.
Boy were me and mine not down with this idea. We wanted to just sit around in dignity and drink and not go anywhere and make asses of ourselves RIGHT HERE IN THIS PRIVATE HOME THANK YOU VERY MUCH. We were not excited by the prospect of going to some club populated by local yahoos or fraternity folk or just plain people not like us who would be at a club on New Years whereupon we would be expected to dance about, become part of some social hegemony where we would be united in our woohoos and yeehaws, throw your hands in the ae-ir and sweat upon each other it's fun.
But WE WERE WRONG. Sort of. The excursion started off with the discovery that the club had moved. We then walked about a mile through downtown looking for the new location in single diget temperatures. Seeing as how many of us were grumbeling at the outset, this was bad. In fact, I almost ducked into a bar with a couple of my more stoutley ant-social friends.
Finnaly, we made it. The name of the club was "Shattered". The girl selling tickes was the cute little thing that works at the local Pizza place: a good sign. The club is a long smokey hall. I was horrified at first by the old age of the few people there at 10:30. By "old" I mean motherfuckers maybe ten years older than me.
But I gave in and had some beer. Pretty soon more people showed up. And this is the important part: a lot of them were crazy bastards like us. Punks. Goths who were really sincere about their whole thing. Other interesting and less defineable individuals.
Then about half of my high school graduating class showed up, which was nifty.
Also, the women were wu-hey more attractive than was absolutely neccessary. And they were just about right.
Or maybe I was just drunk.
Then some people and I crashed at my hole of an apartment. A female friend of a friend passed out in my bed. I tried to waker her, thought "what the hell", and went ahead and slept on the floor. Little did I know

SHE WOULD THROW UP ALL INSIDE MY BED.

Muh man has a few things to say about the mighty mighty J.R.R..

"I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification." - Calvin

I've got lots of style,
check my gold diamond rings. . .