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Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Christina told me about Pussy PuckerPots. Sounds tasty. Kinda work-safe.
noted by: miss kelli at 02:48 a.m.
Sunday, May 18, 2003
This guy's resume makes me want to vomit. Also, Book-A-Minute Classics. Links gathered from College Humor. Lots of fun links. I'm amazed at the craziness of the world sometimes.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:30 a.m.
Thursday, May 15, 2003
Certain people should not be reading this. You know who you are. Bugger the fuck off.
Anyway...Volvo and Gay Families!
noted by: miss kelli at 04:31 p.m.
Thursday, May 15, 2003
You can always count on Damn Hell Ass Kings to have something entertaining. And I've discovered Ru Paul's weblog!
noted by: miss kelli at 03:47 p.m.
Monday, May 12, 2003
"Alexandra" linked to the online vibrator in her journal. I wish it did more than it does. Something funnier. Maybe noises in the background of a woman moaning? That would be funny.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:49 a.m.
Saturday, May 10, 2003
One glossary and MANY glossaries!
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Saturday, May 10, 2003
I totally forgot about SaranWarp. I used to love this site.
noted by: miss kelli at 02:42 a.m.
Tuesday, May 6, 2003
I guess we feminists do share something in common with conservative Christians. We both hate smut. While I have issues with Walmart regarding their problems with EC and such...God bless the oversized warehouse giant with bright lights and rednecks for hours.
noted by: miss kelli at 09:46 a.m.
Tuesday, May 6, 2003
Denise found this useful acid trip tool.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:36 a.m.
Friday, May 2, 2003
Hrmph. I'm going to Hurricanes tonight with Cameron, and we're meeting up with Angela and her boyfriend. This is probably going to be worse than the time Olivia, Christina and I went to Tin Roof. That place was wretched. Hmm. I'm considering going back there instead. I just want to hang out with Cam some place fun and have a beer.
noted by: miss kelli at 11:14 p.m.
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
Wonder where you fit into Dante's Hell? Wonder no longer! Also, find out your Secret Agent Mission.
noted by: miss kelli at 10:47 p.m.
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
I was unaware Jews For Morality exist. Those strange Orthodox Jews. And they wonder why people like me left synagogues. They're worse than the fights between Christian churches.
noted by: miss kelli at 10:49 p.m.
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
There was an earthquake this morning. Lacey and I felt it. We were, of course, awake, watching Animal Precinct on Animal Planet. USGS Earthquake stuff. A 4.5 in Alabama, and we felt it here and they felt it in Memphis? Intersting.
noted by: miss kelli at 05:03 a.m.
Sunday, April 27, 2003
The US Department of Laughs and Dumb things people say on AIM.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Plagiarist.com has poems, not the term papers it once offered.
noted by: miss kelli at 02:00 a.m.
Saturday, April 19, 2003
I'm inclined to think these people are either bisexual or seriously confused.
noted by: miss kelli at 02:51 p.m.
Friday, April 18, 2003
I'm on a furious kick lately with the gay links, I know I know. But THIS one blows my mind. I'd like to include the following quote: "I agree that it's time to end the silence about homosexuality, which is an unsafe lifestyle. Did you know that sexually transmitted diseases like hepatitis, chlamydia, and HIV are contracted disproportionately by men practicing homosexual behavior? Did you know that the trauma caused by anal sex can lead to fecal incontinence and something called 'anal fissures'? Did you know that a recent study by the Georgetown University's School of Nursing and Health Studies found that one in five urban gay men is battered by his partner? Why would anyone promote this behavior as just another harmless lifestyle? God in His wisdom created healthy boundaries for sex—between a man and woman in marriage—and there are dire consequences when we cross those boundaries. And nobody has to be 'gay,' anyway. Many people who once thought they were 'gay' are now living happily as heterosexuals."
And I have to ask, did anyone else notice lesbians are left out of this? Hrm. Makes me wonder.
And the Concerned Women of America also felt it necessary to write about Nashville and the recent issues here. Just so you know, the bill was defeated. The loudest board member against it was an African-American woman. I have severe issues with THAT.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:52 a.m.
Friday, April 18, 2003
If you follow Jane's World, then you can appreciate today's excellent strip! They're finally beginning to hook up - and it's about damn time!
noted by: miss kelli at 01:45 a.m.
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Yet another gay-friendly post! The Walt Whitman Community School, as featued on Mtv's "True Life" (quality programming my ass)
noted by: miss kelli at 09:46 p.m.
Thursday, April 17, 2003
I've discovered the helpfulness of netlibrary.com and I'd be over-joyed if I wasn't so sleep deprived. Academics are killing me.
noted by: miss kelli at 08:46 p.m.
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Get your own Theory Trading Card!
noted by: miss kelli at 06:10 p.m.
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Find The G-Spot and All About My Vagina. Not exactly work safe, kids.
noted by: miss kelli at 02:47 p.m.
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Who wants some delicious Princeton Satire?
noted by: miss kelli at 02:27 p.m.
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
Order chocolate from the nuns!
noted by: miss kelli at 10:30 p.m.
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
I'm currently lost in the McMaster Medieval Women project site. Yummy.
noted by: miss kelli at 04:04 p.m.
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
Natalia posted her results of the excessive purity test and so I took it. I'm 53 1/4% pure. That's not too shocking.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:18 a.m.
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
I have the most peculiar interest in hot professors at my school. I need to knock it off. Especially since I've never had her for a class. But I've seen her. With bright orange hair.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:33 a.m.
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
My old beloved friend Jaime Raybin now has her own site. Go Jaime! Dude, I just remembered I said I was coming to Nashville tonight and wanted to see you. I'm so sorry I forgot! And you reminded me, too! Please forgive me.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:07 a.m.
Monday, April 14, 2003
Mmmmm Mia Kirshner! And of course, I'm thoroughly entertained by Beau's Incredibly Fascinating LiveJournal. I especially enjoy being obnoxious toward this low-life piece of shit.
noted by: miss kelli at 08:53 p.m.
Saturday, April 12, 2003
Because she linked me in her weblog, check out Ariel. She sits behind me in English and is friends with Court. The world is entirely too small.
noted by: miss kelli at 11:31 p.m.
Friday, April 11, 2003
I want to go geocaching with christina.net! and Allen! Also, be sure to check out the webcam, link posted at the left. "Devil went to Shanghai!" quipped Lacey. Mmmmm SARS!
noted by: miss kelli at 02:50 p.m.
Friday, April 11, 2003
What does your librarian really think?
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Thursday, April 10, 2003
It's like the confession site I found, but with a lesbian twist!
noted by: miss kelli at 07:16 p.m.
Thursday, April 10, 2003
I am strangely entranced by this website. I can't stop immaturely giggling at boners.com. And of course Daily Rotten is FUN!
noted by: miss kelli at 05:39 p.m.
Tuesday, April 8, 2003
Lacey was emailed about stinky feet. Warning, not for the faint of heart or previous sufferers of Athlete's Foot!
noted by: miss kelli at 07:45 p.m.
Friday, April 4, 2003
I'm inclined to not go into other cultures and say "You can't do this because in my culture it's wrong" because I learned in sociology that ethnocentrism is bullshit. Yes. But when you come into my country? THIS is illegal and should not change, dammit.
noted by: miss kelli at 11:24 p.m.
Thursday, April 3, 2003
Because the American Family Association has nothing better to do, they now have an entire section of their site devoted to "Homosexual Agenda." Probe also has numerous articles about it. But only Betty Bowers makes me laugh! (and no, she's not serious, hush)
noted by: miss kelli at 10:29 p.m.
Saturday, March 29, 2003
I just cackled for about two minutes straight. Jude posted in her journal the link for this freaky ass thing and MAN I think it's absolutely hysterical. Hey, I'm easily amused. Hush.
noted by: miss kelli at 05:49 p.m.
Saturday, March 29, 2003
I took Sex, Marriage, and Family while attending the University of Vermont. The boys said they thought it was gonna be a graphic class. Nuh uh. There are graphic classes on human sexuality, and I think Laurie took a psychology class like that at UGA. However, I'm infuriated that this is happening. 1. I'm pissed off he made comments like that but 2. the state has no fucking excuse to do something like this. Censorship my ass.
noted by: miss kelli at 10:38 a.m.
Saturday, March 29, 2003
From HerCurvecomesMotherTongue.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:41 a.m.
Monday, March 24, 2003
Apparently I shouldn't say I look like a "nerdy straight girl" anymore, although I've been told I give off those vibes (ie, Andie being shocked to see me at the Melissa Ferrick show because I didn't strike her as "the type" - at which I replied "you'd be surprised). Because we all know I have balls. Anyway, I'm enjoying nerdslut.org although I wish the design was better.
noted by: miss kelli at 11:15 p.m.
Monday, March 24, 2003
Because conservative women like Jane Austen too! I think I want to die.
noted by: miss kelli at 05:50 p.m.
Thursday, March 20, 2003
I fucking love bullshit sites like Bob From Accounting because it's 1:46am and instead of studying, I'm cruising the net for crap to entertain myself! Uh oh, I'm getting tired.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:46 a.m.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Holy Crap. I want to strangle people responsible for NARTH.
noted by: miss kelli at 04:40 p.m.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Come on, send a pretzel to Dubya!
noted by: miss kelli at 03:15 a.m.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Thank God I'm on my last glass of wine. I'm starting to feel a little less shitty but a bit tipsy. Hmm. I love that Meade still writes. I'm always moved every time I go to check her out again.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:27 a.m.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
God, I hope this Rating System is a joke.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:28 a.m.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
I will always love Miss Betty Bowers with all my heart! Of course she's more Christian than you are!
noted by: miss kelli at 12:09 a.m.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
From boredatwork.com I've discovered Earth Erotica, Texas Death Row Inmate Final Meal Requests, and of course, an old favorite of mine, Landover Baptist Church.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:05 a.m.
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Thanks to Adri, I now know Shae still exists online. Oh, history. I remember so many things about Old Schoolers. Strange.
noted by: miss kelli at 11:06 p.m.
Friday, March 14, 2003
I'm dancing and singing along to Tegan and Sara...Mmmmm Tegan and Sara....Mmm. God they're hot. I especially love "Underwater">. Check out this site for song lyrics and pictures. Mmmm....Tegan!
noted by: miss kelli at 04:40 p.m.
Thursday, March 13, 2003
One of Christina's friends has exposed me to Jane Austen gifts! Oh, punk rock.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:27 p.m.
Thursday, March 13, 2003
Because we all need a good laugh, let's laugh at your kid's names!. (especially check out the tenth post at this page. I cackled for two reasons 1. I know all about Carrington, Lytton, Vanessa Bell, Duncan, etc Bloomsbury people and 2. Dude! I study medieval writing! I fucking love Tristan and Iseult! And remember, the spelling is negotiable! as these people have proven...)
noted by: miss kelli at 01:37 a.m.
Thursday, March 13, 2003
Here's one site saying the baby reached out his hand and here's one explaining what happened. Quoted:
"Depending on your political point of view, this is either Samuel Armas reaching out of the uterus and touching the finger of a fellow human, or it's me pulling his hand out of the uterus ... which is what I did."
Both mother and fetus were anesthetized, explained Dr. Noel B. Tulipan, director of pediatric neurosurgery, who closed the hole in Samuel's spine.
Even if he had not been under anesthesia, a fetus at his stage of development "would have no ability to reach out and grab anything," Tulipan said.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:07 a.m.
Thursday, March 13, 2003
I enjoyed this article at HonestReporting.com because it reminded me of 2 things: 1. remember the picture of the in-womb surgery on a fetus with spina bifida? The little hand holding on to the doctor's finger? So many prolife groups used that picture to talk about life in the womb and even said the baby reached out. I later read a letter from the actual doctor (and this was performed here at Vanderbilt Hospital, by the way) where he said he pulled out the baby's finger. 2. I'm also reminded of all the stories of Israeli soldiers shooting children for throwing rocks at them. Um, excuse me, throwing huge rocks at the head is dangerous. And behind these lines of children sat their brothers and fathers with guns. Thank you.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:02 a.m.
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
If you're interested in Virginia Woolf, here is a great site all about her mental problems.
And since I can't scan and upload photos from my gorgeous book Julia Margaret Cameron's Women, I would like to share this website's pictures.
And yes, there is a connection between these two women.
noted by: miss kelli at 11:09 p.m.
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
If you haven't all ready checked out Nowhere Girl, now would be an excellent time.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2003
Christina told me to check out lj user moonminmolly because she said Molly is cool. She sure is. This sounds incredible!
noted by: miss kelli at 10:11 p.m.
Tuesday, March 11, 2003
While trying to make sense of the recent nightmares I've had the last couple of days, I found DreamsNightmares.com, more importantly I'm intrigued by their discussion of sleep paralysis. Lacey recently described something similar. I used to have this problem frequently when I was a teenager.
noted by: miss kelli at 01:47 p.m.
Tuesday, March 11, 2003
Because this girl's main problem is: "Finding a girl friend who likes nail polish as much as I do" - she's created a website! about how much nail polish kicks ass! I have so many questions to be answered about this site...Especially the disclaimer! Continuing on the pop color sensation, I must have completely lost my "girlie" side since sites like evilgrinandcackle.com blow my mind - especially the Hard Candy part of the site.
Wait, I do have purple nail polish on my nails from Christina's last night. They feel so girlie, all sparkly and shimmery...Ok, where the HELL is my nail polish remover?
noted by: miss kelli at 01:25 p.m.
Friday, March 7, 2003
i read Waiting by Debra Ginsberg not too long ago, and was thoroughly amused of course. I actually read a good chunk of the book at work one day during a very lame Saturday lunch shift. Online I found Stained Apron and Bitter Waitress. I think my partner-in-crime Lacey says it best when she put in her LJ profile: "I am marvelously misanthropic and bitter for my twenty-one years, which I blame mostly on the stupidity-inducing atmosphere of the restaurant industry." Never waited tables? Thoughtlessly rude to your server? Watch out!
noted by: miss kelli at 11:56 a.m.
Friday, March 7, 2003
I want one of these t-shirts, although the bib is incredibly cute. I remember a certain woman recently in my life that would snicker every time I said "When I have a kid..." because well, yeah, I guess it would be a little difficult...But not impossible! And yes, I would give anything in the world to be called "Mommy!"
noted by: miss kelli at 11:43 a.m.
Friday, March 7, 2003
I totally forgot about smileandactnice.com. Of course, it seems they haven't updated in awhile. And I wish there was more lesbian presence. Eh. I enjoy the snarkiness anyway. I'm definitely enjoying soapboxgirls.com because well, it's an interesting site I haven't seen before.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:26 a.m.
Friday, March 7, 2003
My God. Warning, the link is extremely triggering if you participate in self-mutiliation like cutting. The reasons why I'm linking this are: 1. shock factor 2. encouragement for people to get help for those that cut. Behold what one girl did to her arm. That's the last time I look at my LJ friends/friends page. Yikes.
noted by: miss kelli at 12:08 a.m.
Thursday, March 6, 2003
Right about now I'm wishing the Ex-Bitch-Boss has email so I could put a VooDoo curse on her In the meantime...Be checking your inboxes!
noted by: miss kelli at 11:09 p.m.
Thursday, March 6, 2003
Although I haven't tried this recipe yet, here's how to make your own noodle kugel! I've always used the boxed Noodle Pudding made by our trusty Manischevitz people - of course, if I was a real Jew (or maybe a spelling Nazi!) I would spell that right. Next - how to make your own macaroons!
noted by: miss kelli at 06:25 p.m.
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