MY VELOURIA!:
This isn't much of a link. Many of you probably even came from Velour (but if not,
email me and tell me where from! EXCITEMENT ABOUND!). Moving on, It is 12:40 p.m. I am leaving my house at 1:30 p.m. I just packed my car for the most part and the last move I have is this here computer. So this part of 'Ryan Waller's Spectacular Pita Page' is just a goodbye for now to all reading this. Goodbye for now.
Send me some wishes. I'll be back online in some days. Thanks, and so long.
12:40 p.m. Saturday, September 4, 1999
RAFE - THE MAN WITH THAT NAME!:
Check out the burns on the secretary in Gordon's office. They are devilishly pointy. AND OH, 'Southparks' Kenny: can he get any funnier? Well just take a look at 'View Kenny' and see for yourself. The answer to that question will be pretty obvious after one short gander!
10:53 a.m. Friday, September 3, 1999
ANGELINA WILL YOU MARRY ME EVEN THOUGH I AM REAL?:
This woman has so many things going for her and me. 1) She's a cartoon. Anyone who is anyone knows about me and cartoon girls... 2) 7 kids = 7 more cartoons for me to enjoy cartoon shenanigans with! 3) Obviously has the booty I am in dire need of. 4) Doesn't care that I'm 70 years old. 5) I'm a little bit smarter than her 9th grade education, but not too much!
08:46 p.m. Wednesday, September 1, 1999
ALISSA MARIE WILL YOU MARRY ME (UPON YOUR RELEASE)?:
"I am seeking a man who appreciates a sexy, smart, classy young woman for a long term companionship." You found him honey! You found him in me! And on that note - you aren't white and never will be so ask someone to take you out of the white female folder... But where shall I meet you in 11 years? How about my bed? Or maybe at your eyebrows! Oh, that's right, you don't have eyebrows...
08:35 p.m. Wednesday, September 1, 1999
BEULAH (A WRASTLER!):
Beulah doesn't look like much of a wrestler. What she does look like is a slut. BUT OH look at that box! Oh good God look at that box. No thighs should ever be next to a box that sweet, unless they belong to me! Oh the BOX right next to her thighs! OH OH!
08:31 p.m. Wednesday, September 1, 1999
THE SECRET STARS!:
Geoff Farina of Karate and the Secret Stars and of Geoff Farina solo fame has this! I have nothing; but then again, I don't rock like Geoff. Even cooler is that he spells his name like only one other Geoff - the monster from 'Toys-R-Us'. Rad, rad stuff. and being on my Massachusetts gliche, I figured why not hooks up Mr. Massachusetts gliche himself!
02:25 p.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
ART INSTITUTE OF BOSTON:
The worst web page on the internet belongs to the school i will be a freshmen in this year! Whoo!
02:32 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
SKIPPY FOR BREAD!:
Go SOX! Potter has heard of me I think. Well, he is up in Mass, too! Be my friend S. K.?
02:30 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
LINDSAY FOR ME!:
I like her name and she is Mass also. Be my friend Lindsay?
02:27 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
TEA FOR YOU!:
Tea knows about Boston and I don't. I start my first year Saturday, September 4th. Well I leave Jersey that day... Be my friend Tea?
02:24 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
CHRISTINA AGUILERA?:
Is she hot? Shit, i can't answer this. I've always gone by the phrase "If she looks hot all the time, then she is hot. BUT if she can look slightly less than hot at any single moment then she isn't hot." Christina Aguilera is not the new Brittney. Brittney is HOT, therefore she can have me. Christina may be hot sometimes, but she'll only get me because of her upcoming fame and money. Sorry darling. I can't lie to you, it just isn't in me. But ya' know what's in you soon? Yep...
02:03 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
THE MUPPETS LOVE TRASH!:
I forget who actually sang this song. Fozzie had a terrible voice - but who's to say he didn't, I mean the frog had a CD or an 8-track or something... Well here are the lyrics to that song I had stuck in my head for three years of my life. I call this period of my life "Age 7 to 10", "Hell", and sometimes "I got beat up every day for three straight years! What the fuck!?! Where were my friends? MOM!" Oh and who knows what a rusty trombone is? HA!
Mail me you pervert.
01:54 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
FUNKDOOBIEST!:
This dedicated homepage for the Latino Hip-Hop group FUNKDOOBIEST! has all you will ever need to become the number 2 (I'm number 1!) fan of the artists bringing you such fine music and lyrics from all the hits, including: "Pussy Ain't Shit", "I'm Shittin' On 'Em", and "Wopbabalubop"! Get yourself on Freakmode and click fast to this joint. Long live Krumbsnatcher!
01:31 a.m. Tuesday, August 31, 1999
