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You know you're from British Columbia when...
You know the provincial flower.
You consider that if it has no snow, it is not a real mountain.
You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Blendz, and Tim Horton's.
You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos & Nanaimo.
You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.
In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark - while only working eight-hour days.
You know that Dawson Creek is a town, not a TV show.
You can point to at least two ski mountains, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 5, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
You switch to your sandals when it gets about 10, but keep the socks on.
You recognize the background shots in your favourite movies & TV shows.
You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.
You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
You use a down comforter in the summer.
The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder.
The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown.
You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
You've been to a deforestation protest.
If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash.
It's November, it's raining, but you're still wearing birkenstocks.
You go broke just paying rent.
You don't own a heavy winter coat.
You can't figure out why Manitoba is considered part of Western Canada.
You wouldn't be caught dead on Vancouver Island or Vancouver without your umbrella and plastic shoes.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from British Columbia.
I scream you scream, we all scream for ice-cream.....
You Are Chocolate Ice Cream
You have a flair for the dramatic and love to party.
Your personality is super strong and unique.
Many people crave you constantly - while you turn a few off.
You are most compatible with coffee ice cream.
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Friday, August 12, 2005
12:38 a.m.
Want to play doctor?......
So I realise that all the animal people out there are going awwwwww, after reading this news story. Sounds cute, but I have a question..what the hell possesses you to cut open a dead cat. I'm imagining the conversation at home that night....Hi girls...what did you get up to today? Hey mom, oh not much, we found a dead cat and cut it open. Well you better go wash your hands before dinner...no telling where that dead cat had been. I suppose it keeps the little darlings off the streets, and the experience should make for an interesting 'what I did on my summer holiday' essay, when school starts this fall.
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