+++RANDOM QUESTIONS
++What do you wear as pajamas? + Gym shorts and a tank top.
++How many girls have you kissed? + Just guessing I would say probably about 400... hummm, about half of which were passionate type kisses, IF that matters at all.
++How many boys have you kissed? + I honestly don't remember ever kissing any guys.
++Have you ever kicked someone in the nuts? + Not on purpose.
++What other countries have you visited? + Germany, Austria, Denmark, France, Philippines, Bahamas, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and Japan?
++What do you think of virginity? + It's a total waste of good anatomy.
++How far have you ever gone with a boy or girl? + To the point where I was nervous as hell until her period started, heh heh.
++Do you swear a lot? + HELL NO!
++Have you ever experimented with homosexuality? + I plead the 5th Amendment on this question.
++Have you ever tried to kill yourself? + No, or else I would be dead.
++Have you ever been in love? + Yes, but I don't consider it anything to brag about.
++What color is your toothbrush? + Toothbrush??...Hummm, so is brown a color?
++Do you know how to drive? + Yes.
++Have you ever held a gun? + Yes, daily...so.
++How many languages do you speak? + It depends on if you count butchered up languages and profanity as other languages or not.
++Name one person who bugs the hell out of you. + Whelchel.
++What's your biggest pet peeve? + Women that play hard to get, ohhh and those damn clasps on bra straps!.
++Are you vegetarian? + I like vegatables but I'm no vegetarian.
++Do you diet? + At least one or two days out of the week.
++What's the most uncomfortable situation you've ever been in? + Sleeping when the girl's parents come home and find me asleep and naked in THEIR bed.
++Are you a sexy bitch? + Hopefully to another Sexy Bitch.
++Name a food you like that everyone else seems to hate. + Fried Chicken Gizzards.
++Given the opportunity to have a white-hot one-night stand with a celebrity, who would it be? + Salma Hayek would be one pregnant girl with a severe limp by morning.
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+++SHOCKING REVELATIONS
++Tell us five things most people don't know about you. +
+1)+ I really DO think about more things than just sex.
+2)+ I'm NOT as shallow as I pretend to be.
+3)+ I cook and clean a lot.
+4)+ I have a severe soft spot for the people others would probably cast off.
+5)+ I often like a little time alone.
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+++Tell us five things that you'd never say to your parents.
+1)+ *Sighs* That didn't hurt.
+2)+ I don't really think I'm related to my brother, so who is he and where in the HELL did he come from?
+3)+ Buy my affection with expensive gifts.
+4)+ Give me a hug, cause I need affection.
+5)+ Let me buy you a bull whip for Christmas.
+++Name three wishes? +
+1)+ Make everyone I care about wishes come true.
+2)+ Everyone I care about to be happy and to live a long healthy live.
+3)+ Hummm, a girl with long dark hair, and pokies!! But I guess that’s asking for more than one thing, huh? If I could possibly get a fourth wish, I'd wish to erase all the past painful memories and paranoid thoughts from my buddy's memory.
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+Thanks for the Q & A page Brad, it was a lot of fun ^_^.
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Friday, August 30, 2002; 04:09 p.m.
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| Well the next time this page is seen by anyone, it will totally different. My super roomie is going to help me put together a new look for this page, yipppppeee!! I've been busy trying to finally learn Japanese, wish I could say I am remotely good at it, but I'm not. I had forgotten how much effort it took for me to learn German, so it may take a while for me to get the hang of it. Hopefully I will wake up one of these days and it will all just "CLICK" and I won't be driving my roomie insane with needing to much help. She has been trying her very best to help me get there, hopefully I don't tap her out before it all comes together in my head. Work has been exceedingly busy lately, the drunk/stupid have been out in full force. I honestly think they should do without a legal drinking age and instead require a IQ test. Meaning if you have a poor IQ when your stone cold sober, sorry your not allowed to drink cause god knows you won't have anything to fall back on when you get smashed. I used to drink and probably at times it was nearly as much as these people here but I don't ever recall engaging in any of the idiotic behavior I witness almost every weekend. Well I'm off to study my homework before my roomie wakes up and grills me for what I should have already learned up to this point. Byes
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Tuesday, August 27, 2002; 06:23 a.m.
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| Well we finally made it home to Japan safe and sound. NO, I did NOT trade in my roomie for a First Class plane ticket upgrade or try to have her bumped off and made to look like an accident. Actually she was such a great travel/vacation partner, I’ve decided to renew her option to remain my bestest buddy for at least another 3 years, heh heh. After Anime Expo in Long Beach, we did some really cool local stuff in Northridge, CA like go to Santa Monica and North Hollywood. Besides Mel and Brad who are both always wonderful to hang out with we linked up with Brad’s buddy named Doll, who added the right mixture of personality to keep us all sane. We did a lot of cool stuff together and they kept me from entangling my tongue in every rack of chest that wondered by us, heh heh. Mel finally got around to giving me a lil somthin to remember her by in the way of teeth marks on my arm. The little wench bite me!!! Now if I ever get to missing her, I can always look down at my bicep and be greatful I'm NOT in her physical presence or within arm's reach anyway, *smiles*. We then went to Las Vegas for a week to visit some other people and do some casino type stuff. Although I ultimately took a beating playing casino slot machines, I did have periods where I did really well, I just lacked the sense to quit while I was ahead. Fortunately for me our last night at a casino in Reno my roomie grabbed up all the cash I won and refused to give it back to me until we were airborne on the plane back to Japan. I’m glad she was looking out for me, cause I know I would have just squandered it away. While in Vegas we linked up with her high school buddy who on this trip turned out to be just as wonderful person to me as I could have hoped for. She’s really cool, although a little too hopeful in things like romance, true love and happiness when it comes to her outlook on life, but hey the world needs some dreamers, right? We did all kinds of cool stuff like checking out the casino attractions, the Star Trek experience, the Underwater Shark experience and lots of action trying to win stuff at Circus/Circus. My roomie is a genuine “knock off artist” when it comes to carnival entertainment type games. She usually wins almost everything she plays, and it was soooooo humorous watching those two move around the arena of games like two liquor store bandits looking for an easy convenience store to rob. We shared lots of company with my roomie’s younger sister who is nice and disgustingly sweet and much like a younger sister to me too. We both love her dearly, and at times she’s so sweet you could probably get a real tooth cavity just after hanging around her for a few hours, lol. She’s was actually a great companion to me while I was living in Korea last year and now she almost all grown up and living in Vegas while attending UNLV. She has a steady boyfriend that seems to occupy most of her thoughts, but I think she steals hearts as her real major in college, heh heh. She’s is what I like to call a “Well Rounded 10”, just like my roomie. Meaning they both have stunning beauty with a tremendous amount of brains to back it all up. It’s probably a good thing that neither one of them really realize it right now, cause otherwise who knows they may both be impossible to be around once they realize the power they could hold over just about ANYONE in life!! She got her first car while we were there, which showed up riddled with mechanical problems. We helped out with it as much as we were able to in the time we had left, I only wish we could have done more. I’m sure just like my roomie, she will now be driving around Vegas causing all kinds of accidents left and right as male drivers are breaking their necks trying to get a closer look at her, all the while she happily motoring along wondering why everyone around her is such badddddd drivers!!!! Lol, lol. I spent some time with my papa, which was not too bad this time. I refused to partake in his version of father/son entertainment like acquiring inter-matching prostitutes and playing who can yak the least after drinking whiskey straight from the bottle. We mainly just hung out and BS while eating or playing in the casinos. He offered to take me to all kinds of places, but I found the company of my roomie’s friends and family much more to my likings. It was still a good visit with him anyway and I’m sure he did enough self-entertaining during the few days before we arrived in Vegas. The only regret I have from this vacation if you can even call it a regret is I didn’t have nearly enough time to do EVERYTHING, which is usually the case with vacations anyway, heh heh. There are still so many things I want to write about this trip but honestly I’m tuckered out for the day, I’ll have to write about the other high points of the trip later tonight. If my usual streak of writing laziness doesn’t kick in, that is. All in all, I think it was by far the best vacation I’ve ever been on and by writing it all down later, I know it will remain in my memory forever. Byes for now and Mel if you read this, see a dentist cause your teeth are crooked, lol.
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Monday, July 29, 2002; 02:23 p.m.
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| Wow, what a rotten Thursday I had today! Sorry but this entry is a total whine page, just to vent and release the tensions of the day, so I don’t unload it on any of the “IMPORTANT” people in my life. I really started the day off great following what was a very good day yesterday. I went to the travel agent to pick up our plane tickets, and for reasons I am still pissed about, I find out the ticket that I had reserved for $600 is now going to cost me about $1450. YELLLLLL, SCREAM!!!! I just walked out!! I drive our poor cat home, who is mildly pissed at the world following her vet appointment and we both just go to bed. I couldn’t seem to fall asleep, guess maybe it was my “Spider Senses” tingling giving me some indication of the shitty 24 hrs I had to coming my way, or maybe it was just still being pissed about the rate hike on the plane ticket. After tossing and turning several hours I finally fell out and then was awakened by my boss calling to tell me I had to come to work 3 hrs early, so I could be present while one of my subordinates got disciplinary action from our commander (Not exactly something I look forward to being involved in). Then not less than 1 hr later, I got woke up by my roomie, who finally returned my call. She starts out with a mild attitude towards me cause she often accuses me of calling her way to often with stupid questions or concerns. I know I have done that a lot in the past, but this time I really thought I was responding to something genuinely important. I quelled that without any real bloodshed or argument, and tried to go back to sleep, no luck. I went into work for the appointment with my troop, only to stand around for over 2 hrs straight and never did get to see our commander. 1 hour later I started the shift with my less than the normal amount of people to do the job, meaning the night’s activities are going to task me more than ever, but I’ve already prepared myself mentally, so I press on. Key members of the unit decided to stay past their normal quitting time and nit pick my shift. So far so good, then the dam breaks! Meaning, all hell breaks loose, and the some members of my shift do some really boneheaded stuff that lands my butt in deep shit with the big bosses. I wind up being summoned unexpected to the Capt office for an embarrassing chew out session much like I haven’t had the privilege to receive since my days at McClellan AFB. I weather it okies, and apologize backwards and forwards for the idiot activities of my subordinates. Then back-to-back incidents happen that leaves me scrambling to cover three different incidents in three different places all at the same time. I finally finish out the shift with very little steam left in my body. I come home to a fairly nice letter from my new Indonesian gal pal in LA, hopefully I can link up with her during Anime Expo like we planned, and that will be a high point. Another Asian gal pal in California, who can’t wait to tell me about her first BI experience with another girl, buzzes me on Yahoo Messenger. Not that I begrudge her any new experiences or anything, and I certainly don’t have anything against her wanting to try a BI experience, but anything short of someone willing to give me the physical time of my life is probably more than I feel up to discussing at that moment. So after listening to her new pleasures in life, I decide to just go to sleep and wipe this day completely off the calendar!! A few short hours later, I get woke up to an earthquake. I scramble around the house to try to secure the fish tanks, since everything is rocking like a circus ride. I really hope this isn’t a prime indicator of what to expect for later tonight. Well if you all don’t hear from me again, you will know the night shift sucked even more than the past 24 hrs, and I just got frazzled and killed somebody!! ^_^. Not really, I’ve vented now and feel much better. Time to press on and face the day, byes.
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Thursday, May 30, 2002; 03:23 p.m.
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Friday, May 24, 2002; 04:19 p.m.
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| The latest and greatest news |
Well after a lot of frustrating work we finally got ISDN connected, WooHoo!! Now I can download all the obscene sites twice as fast, heh heh. Work has been a series of ups and downs, but I got a strong lead on a new duty position, working with the spouses of personnel deployed to remote locations. My primary duties would be taking care of their needs in the absence of their husbands, and working with the local women's groups within the Japanese community....and yes, I just said all that with a straight face. And yes, they are seriously considering me for the job! Before you all run out and call your representatives in Congress and ask them “What in the hell is the military thinking”, hey just remember I do have my semi-serious side too! After all, didn’t I behave myself pretty well when I was in charge of over 200 gorgeous cocktail waitresses at the Hilton Casino? *pauses* OK, so maybe I did molest 1 or 2 of them, thats still less than 1% and it's still a lot better than most Catholic Priests. LOL Well I haven’t been formally offered the job yet, nor have I seriously considered all the aspects of accepting the job either, so there is still time to think it over on both of our parts. Things at home have been REALLY good since Mei got back. She’s been so cool and fun to be around, at first I thought maybe she was switched with an imposter in Texas, but not even an expert imposter could nap on the couch in some of the contorted sleeping positions that she does. ^_^
Ron, it’s so good to hear you got hired in a better paying job than what you had before, I knew something good would break for you. Stella, if you don’t send me an e-mail or call me sometime soon, I’m going to spread a vicious rumor about you. Vojtko, would you QUIT STRESSING OUT! everything will be okies. Amber, I’ll call you at work this weekend, tell the girls at Paradise Club and Young-11 “hello” for me.
Well that’s the latest and greatest for now, byes.
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Friday, April 26, 2002; 2:55 a.m.
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| Not much new around here lately, except I’ve realized something about myself. Several years ago, I walked away from a terrible relationship vowing to never get involved with anyone again. Lately I’ve been thinking that was somewhat of a hasty decision and maybe I should re-consider my thoughts and reasoning. A few weeks ago, I met someone who is highly educated, attractive and posses a great deal of sophistication and grace. All the things I thought I would find appealing several years ago, and some qualities that I thought I might look for if choosing a mate. The past few years my own personality has become more of a hormone driven free spirit, and my idea of sophistication is “REAL” silverware versus plastic ware, heh heh. Well now I’ve had a chance to really think it over and I find I’m happier by myself, being who I am, and I’m NOT changing that!! More importantly, I’ve discovered I DO NOT want or need a relationship, meaning I’ve actually been on the right track all along, guess I was just pulling my own chain so to speak. Whatever twisted sense of logic I must of have been using during the past few months, by thinking maybe I needed or wanted somebody was really MENTAL thinking on my part. I’m happy and content with my persona of being a hormone driven, lewd, crude, obnoxious little horny boy. Maybe someday I’ll meet somebody whose company I enjoy and who doesn’t mind giving lil’ youji a rub now and then, but that’s going to be the extent it. Guess I’m not the relationship type, even though that comes as no big surprise to very many. So I’m going to keep my, “Peak up her skirt” mentality and the “1st Class” girl can go back to the USA and work on her PHD!! OH, by the way, I SMOKE cause I WANT TO, *Strikes up a Clove* and I’m NOT giving that up either. I’LL QUIT if I FEEL LIKE IT, and not a day sooner. I am who I am, and my true friends accept me for who I am, and not what they want me to be. Amber if your reading this, please don’t read anything in to it, this isn’t directed at you. I’m actually happier now than I’ve probably ever been, so I say, “Why screw up a good thing”. I’m glad I got that off my chest, now I can truly relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and enjoy being me. byes
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Tuesday, April 16, 2002; 01:30 a.m.
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| Hey, sorry it’s been so long since I posted anything. Work has really been dragging me down lately and I’m not too sure what to ultimately do about it. I find the level of empathy and overall professionalism of the people I work for especially depressing. I find myself rowing in shark-infested waters and my boat has a small leak O_O. On the good side, Bai has finally made it home, and both the cat and I are really glad to finally have her here to kick around again, justtttttttt kidddddding. She brought us both back soooo many “goodies” it would be terrible of us to do anything bad to her. She really went all out and got all of our favorites, now if I can just get the cat to go play with her own toys I can start to enjoy mine ^_^ . Some other really good news is we are starting a really desirable work schedule this week, which should give me plenty of extra time off, WHICH IS A VERY GOOD THING! It looks like I can finally get out and start to travel this fine country. Travel to the far corners of the continent in search of that perfect Asian girl with decent teeth, heh heh. You know what I mean, somebody I can snow fairly easy and convince that I’m not only looking to try to impregnate her,...wellllllll not on the first date anyway, *grins*. Honestly though, the chances of me finding an Asian girl in this country with straight teeth and one that is willing to listen to my poor come-on lines are pretty close to slim and none. By the way, thanks so much for the cute candle e-mail Amber, but aren’t you supposed to ignite a torch or something for me, heh heh. Well I have this weekend free from work, so I’ll post more tomorrow. Have a good weekend everyone, byes.
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Saturday, April 6, 2002; 03:32 a.m.
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Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship
and truth itself!
Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to help dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid. O_o
When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.
When you are sick, stay far away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever it is you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
A friend will help you move. A true friend will help
you move a body.
This is my
oath, I pledge till the end. Why may you ask? Because you're my true friend!
I was told that if I can get at least ten people and at least 2 close friends to read this blog entry I’d be blessed with great sex. I was also told if I fail in this task I will have bad
luck and go to hell. Humm, that seems rather drastic, more like I’d get depressed because it would occur that I may have only two close friends out there and at least one of them doesn’t even bother to read my blog pages anyway O_O!
lol, heh heh. ^_^, Have a good day, byes.
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Saturday, March 23, 2002; 01:30 a.m.
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Hello Everyone
I'm making some subtle changes to my page, so this is just going to be a test message. I've found that I really suck at HTML, but I'm making an effort to really try. Work has been occupying the majority of my time lately. I just can't seem to find the enthusiasm to do much else but hopefully that will change later this week. Not 100% sure yet, but I'm expecting company, which could make this weekend or at least next week a whole lot brighter. There is base wide inspection some time this month which may put a huge wrench into my plans, so hopefully that won't happen. Have a good week all, I'll let you know how it turns out, byes.
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Thursday, March 14, 2002; 02:20 a.m.
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