McDonald's di Masa Depan

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

My sis came home from work with KFC chickens for lunch.
It's been awhile since I last eat in KFC.
Howeeeever, following my "Dietary Rules", eating fried chicken alone is considered as a 'under-nutritious' (aka. won't fill your stomach) or apalah.

So we end up eating it with rice and bean sprout.

Don't get surprised... It's actually pretty normal for Indonesians to eat fried chicken with rice you know! (not sure about the bean sprout bit though, huhu).

We, Indonesians, even eat fried chicken with sambal cap jempol.

Beat that! :P

Even maccas in Indo have this special deal called "Paket Nasi" or "PaNas" (means Rice Deal).

Obviously we don't eat rice with burgers.
Don't be so lame lah.

Oh, and McDonald's do sell fried chicken there! Really.

Then this rather 'peculiar' conversation started while we're having our lunch.

(It's in Indonesian Language)

Me: Hebat juga yah mcd di indo jual nasi.
C: Malah ada jual telor segala!
Me: Produknya makin lama makin ga jelas.
Me: (mikir sebentar)
Me: Kayaknya...
C: ???
Me: Kayaknya jangan-jangan suatu hari ntar keluar produk baru.
Me: ... namanya McKangkung.

Me: Kalo gini terus lama-lama McDonald's namanya bukan McDonald's Pondok Indah ato McDonald's Sunter Mall lagi.
C: Jadi?
Me: McDonald's ibu Iyem ato McDonald's mpok Minah.

C: Wah, ayamnya bener-bener ga ada tulang yah?
Me: (liat piring sendiri)
Me: Ada tuh.
C: Kok ci punya ga ada yah?
C: (liat kotak KFC)
C: Oh, di situ rupanya. Tadi ci udah copotin.
Me: Wah keren juga yah...
C: ??
Me: ... kalo ayamnya Ayam Copperfield, sebelom dimakan bisa copotin tulangnya sendiri.
C: errr..........

Me: Kenapa juga McDonald's ga bikin produk baru, namanya paket 3.
C: Apaan tuh?
Me: Jadi isinya satu nasi, daging ayam, kulit garingnya, sama tulangnya. Udah dipisah-pisah gitu.
C: Tulangnya??
Me: Iyah, kan ada orang yg suka isepin tulangnya, ada juga yang suka kulitnya ato dagingnya doank jadi ga perlu repot-repot copotin lagi kan.
C: ha?!?!

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An Apple A Day

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

An apple a day Sends the doctor away Apple in the morning Doctor's warning Roast apple at night Starves the doctor outright Eat an apple going to bed Knock the doctor on the head Three each day, seven days a week Ruddy apple, ruddy cheek

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Jack and Jill

Monday, January 15, 2007

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got
And home did trot
As fast as he could caper
Went to bed
And plastered his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

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You've got a point

Sunday, January 14, 2007

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed.....+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows .....0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings....+5
in the snow.....+8
but return with beer.....-5
and no liners.....-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night ..... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party..... 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy.....-2
named Tiffany.....-4
Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
with breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday..... 0
You buy a card and flowers..... 0
You take her out to dinner..... 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.....-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Go with a pal..... 0
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single.....-7
He drives a Ferrari.....-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a movie.....+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop 3.....-3
which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.....-10
You reply, "Where?".....-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your butt".....-100
Any other response.....-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned statement..... 0
You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, "Well, what do you think I should do".....-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.....+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep.....-200

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Stippling

Friday, January 12, 2007

 

My snowman crystal ball.

Tools: Sketch book, Rotring mechanical pencil 0.5, Uniball Signo DX 0.28 purple colour.

Note:
I don't know why the colour turned out lighter after scanning and yes, it's using the infamous stippling technique where you only dot all the way (o _ ~)

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