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9.00pm:: Friday :: 19 Jan 01
Hah... I guess I'll use this space to give myself an undeserved ego-boost: I've been accepted to Florida Institute of Technology. (^^)v
...and I've also decided to lay off on the applications for a bit. I'm debating applying to Hawaii... Maybe an English-speaking school in Japan. Anyone know of one?
Onward!
11.28pm :Tuesday :: 16 Jan 01
Chain Fic!!
TITLE : (not yet decided)
AUTHOR : (whoever was here)
ARCHIVES : in our own PCs
RATED : PG, for minor violence *bashings, forcings, shootings, self-abused, etc*
GENRE : fiction, science fiction, crime, fantasy, romance,
mystery, comedy, drama, tragedy,gibberish
SUMMARY : bla bla bla.....
FEEDBACK : as long as you know our e-mails...
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"Ku-kupo!!" said the oversized spotted piggy truffle orkaneous seal enviously. The wonderfully green-eyed BLINKed at her. "Kupopo!!"
Steve, meanwhile, lay unconsious beside the two.
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*grins* ok! you have a prize :P im giving u the privilege to KILL Yvonne! *evil laugh* naww, this is nothing :P my friend just told me that bitch was setting up Steo with her bitchy friends! AARRGGHHH i cant imagine Steo every getting married!! ID die if he would.... :P oh, ill continue:
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"Kupo??!?!" kuwami, the silver THING asked, "Hey, is that Japanese? Cos if it is, I only know Konnichi wa!" grinning.
The oversized spotted piggy truffle orkaneous seal studied her carefully and sniffed. "Kuu--"
"ITAI!!!!! [ouch]" Kuwami shrieked at the Kupo-thing munching on her tail. "GET OFF!!!!" *whack*
"...Ku......."
"Oh," she giggled at the dazed seal, "Gomen ne... did that hurt?". She blinked innocently.
"....po.." *faints*
Kuwami looked at the two figures laying unconscious before her. "Great! Now what..."
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Kuwami looked slyly at the unconscious Steve. "Uwai..." she muttered as a minscule sweatdrop trickled down the side of her slender face. She tested out her words: "ku...po," and her words for the man lying in front of her.
Steve raised his pounding head slowly as he attempted to focus. The silver fox stared down at him. His pupils dilated. She spotted the towel, and lunged.
He fainted again.
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woohoo! nice! nice! yil? janey? who's next?
KaRa``
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Suddenly the silver fox felt a tug on her tail. She turned behind to find a silver fish furiously chewing on her soft squishy tail..No matter how hard she swinged..she could not dislodge the fish from her tail..and her freezing device was left back in her den...
-->well well..hehehhee.....kara's wonderful tail is being chewed on again..hehehehehehe.....yil
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Boy, have I been missing a lot of actions around lately...school SUX! OK the story goes something like this :
"Suddenly all the animals heard a shout. They all looked at the direction of the shout and saw *who else* Da Farmowner waving her trusty ole axe... 'ooops I'm dead' the Fox thought. But Janey merely said 'what are you three doing? been eating too much towels huh? Did u see Shar? I'm going to kill her again this time.' The three animals shook their head and Janey said ' oh well i'll find her, don't torture poor Steo would you, he's supposed to have dinner with me tonite and we can't do it if he's still unconscious can we?' Janey suddenly spotted the towel and lunged for it. 'This towel needs to be wash' Janey said, frowning. She took the towel and walked away, leaving the animals blinking rapidly in confusion with a lurvely Steo lying unconscious near them. The animals shrugged and they started to look at Steo speculatingly 'I wonder if HE'S tasty' Da Fish thought. 'Hmmm...'"
Can I get an award for the longest scawliers?
JANEY JANEY JANEY JANEY JANEY JANEY
"'Hmmm.....shld i or shld i not? Well what harm wld it do??'Da Fish then proceeded to place a well aimed bite on steve's arm."Arghh!!" Da Fish was thrown off when Steve suddenly regained conscious ..ooof..'Why did u do tt!" Steve then shook off the sand tt had accumulated on his clothes and picked da fish out of e water b4 it could drown.. 'Sheesh...a fish tt cant swim?? Talk about weird!'
"Bloop?" da fish looked up at him gratefully and hobbled over to Ku-po and fox's side.."
Sigh..my exams r coming and i cant seem to hit e bks!! wat shld i do?? sigh...
--> Yil
Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan Ronan
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The three animals grinned at steo who was pretty amazed by his discovery.
::A fish that ridiculously can't swim, a towel-munching half-human half-fox, and oversized disgusting [hehe jk] seal... Oh my god! what has the world come to!:: his mind rambled.
"Hi," the silver fox waved, "my name's kuwami...nice to meet yeh Steo!"
*wink*
Steo blinked. "Yo-you speak?!?!"
"Well, duh!!," kuwami spat back, "you're pretty slow yah know!"
"Sorry! you dont get to see freaks everyday..."
"WE'RE NOT FREA-- OUCH!!!! Don't bite my tail, Yil! BAKA!!" *whack* sending the fish toward Kupo who was ready t catch her. "hehe, sorry fer that!" she smiled sheepishly "Yil and Jen likes my tails...wanna taste"
*evil grin*
It was Steo's turn to sweatdrop. "Uh, no thanks. Im having dinner with Janey."
"KUPO!!!!!!!" the seal quirked.
The silver fish blinked at Jen and flapped its fins frantically.
"What? Sorry! I dont KU-PO..." steo chuckled and looked at Kuwami who was grinning madly. "what are they trying to say?"
"WAII! i know!! we'll join you and Janey in dinner tonite!! It's a great way to know you, ne?"
::Besides, we can't let Janey have ALL the fun!:: kuwami smirked.
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just a question peeps, yil and jen can speak right? or do they just go BLOOP and KUPO?
KaRa``
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I think it should be a musical!! ^@^
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Later that night, after the three animals and the FarmOwner had all run frantically around trying to make themselves "presentable" (well, as "presentable" as a half-human, half-fox; a bouncing sheet of silver fish who can't swim ;and a oversized spotted piggy truffle orkaneous seal could be...), the dinner date approached.
Steve, meanwhile, sat casually in front of the TV with his Mars Attacks! t-shirt, plaid golf pants, and Goofy slippers till two minutes before the appointment itself, upon which he hopped up, pulled on something else, and walked out.
**I can't believe I'm going to dinner with three animals and a FarmOwner,** he thought.
**Why? Why?? Why???**
###In the background, some warbling chords of a synthesizer are heard.###
When he reached the restaurant, he found a gorgeous lady smiling at him from behind a pillar. Steve grinned and winked at her, and she nodded...
**Please let this be her, please, please, PLEASE!*
Two seconds later, three animals trailed behind another fancifully dressed woman, and he groaned. Inwardly, of course.
###The Jaws theme is thumped out.###
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Okay...someone else do it! ~ Jennifurrrrr
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It was 7pm and Janey, Steo and the 3 animals were seated in a green-mantled round table, trying to figure out what to order. The room was filled with sweet music as the orchestra played the FF7 opening theme.
"OK." janey told the waiter, "I'll have a vegetable salad, fried chicken with garlic rice, and a diet coke please."
The waiter, who was wearing a mantle-green uniform and nametag that said: 'Hi! I'm YKW', obidiently jotted down the orders. "And what will you have, sir?" He looked expectantly at Steve.
"Uhm, ork-truffle soup, sushi[raw fish], half serving of your Specialty: roasted kitsune[fox], and--" He looked up. Stephen blinked innocently as everyone glared daggers at him.
"What's the matter?" he asked slowly.
**MAJOR SWEATDROP**
##FF7's fight BGM rolls in##
The animals snarled, KUPOed and BLOOPed at him threateningly.
"Ahem" the waiter interruped.
Steo panickingly looked at him and said, "Anou...i'll just have Today's specialty and a bottle of mineral water" he pleaded and weakly smiled at everyone who started to calm down.
::phew!:: he thought ::that was close...::
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Janey looked at the KUPOing, BLOOPing, and BLINKing animals in disbelief. **When am I ever gonna get Steve alone?** she thought.
The latter party, however, were thinking almost exactly the same thing, with the exception of the bouncing sheet of fish and the orkaneous seal - who wanted Steve alone... For the purpose of getting to Ronan>> who is NOT married.
Meanwhile, a strange waiter in a strangely familiar mantle-green shirt lurked behind the anxious table of nerves.
###"Tequila" is heard in the background.###
("And now, for our special guest appearance, heeeeeeeeeere's... PEE WEE HERMAN!")
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well well..just at this moment a gorgeous and suave guy chooses to walk thru e door..catching e seal's and fish's attention *Grin*.. ahem ahem.. this handsome guy is none other then...RONAN!!!!
e two animals bounced excitedly over to Ro , leaving e fox and Janey with Steo . "Great" Janey thought...2 down and 1 to go.. but boy was she gonna face some difficulty in getting this ultra foxy fox away from steo.. in the meantime e fox had curled one of her many tails ard Steo and was inching closer and closer........AND THEN! *chomp*
Janey bit down on fox's tail in an attempt to get e fox away from steo!!! *whack*.. not surprisly e waiter smacked Janey with a silver tray.. obviously trying to protect e fox.. By now all eyes had turned to this particular table making Steo pretty uncomfortable...Janey groaned..rubbing her head painfully and glaring at e waiter who onli had eyes for e sultry fox..
-->Done!! hehe....its getting interesting!!!
lurve...yil..*grin*
**Why didn't I notice that waiter?!?** both the fox and Janey groaned...
He was enjoying himself, nonetheless, amused greatly by the "comedy" act. The tall blonde dude looked confused, but sat down at a table next to the smirking Steo with a bouncing fish and a blooping seal.
"So, I hear that you're really into the Net and writing fanfics..." remarked Steo, trailing off when a speck of green and a flash of silver appeared against the whitewashed wall.
And then it struck them: the mantle-green matched the green-mantled tablecloths. **Eurgh!**
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Hmmm? What's the maning oh the last sentence? Let's just ignore it.....
Janey gave Steo her most charming smile and said "Oh yes! You should see our fan fics! They're fab! There are stories where you were all abducted by aliens then saved by us, there are stories where.." Janey continued on talking about the stories while Steo rolled his eyes inwardly and thought "I think I'd rather get abducted by aliens than these animals."
Meanwhile, the YKW was leering openly at the silver-tailed fox. "Say, that's a very nice colour you have for your tails.... can i have one?" he said, suddenly pulling Kara's tails off. He ran off with a bunch of tails in his hands, screaming "WOOHOO I am going to be RICH!" Janey quickly got out of her chair and gave the horrified Fox the Owner's Regeneration Booster Injection with such efficiency and speed that Steo was left in awed and admiration for the Owner's ability. Janey looked longingly at the direction where Ro has disappeared with the fish and seal... She looked back at Steo, "um can u take care of the fox for a while? I'm going to check the other animals for a while" Steo nodded and Kara was finally left alone in bliss with Steo....
BUT SUDDENLY.........
***X-Files theme song on the background.......***
...In walked a beautiful brunette. Steo turned round and caught sight of her blue eyes sparkling in the night, rushed up to her and said "Kat! Hi! how are you?? Have you come to save me from these mad people?" Kat turned to him and said "Stephen, of course I'll save you" all the while winking at the other animals in a knowing "don't worry, I'll fill you in on the goss" manner. she then trounced out of the restaurant with Steo on her arm and went into the sunset......
PS Bournemouth - fantastic! And I got plenty of GGs - there is a god!!
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Kat you lucky gal!why not take us along with you next time ah? Oh and you should give Steo THIS story next time... what will he say LOL
Continuing e story.... *I know, I know it should be someone else's turn but I cut school today and I am bored ehehehe....*
Kara blinked and thought "I thought Steo was supposed to be taking care of ME. Why, that ugly llama!" so off Kara went to chase after Steo and Kat. Meanwhile, Ro was having a difficult time calming e fish and e seal. "But Ro I want to go home with you" e Fish squaled. "Oh no he's going home with me" e seal said. Janey walked in on them and gave Ro her most charming BUtiful smile. "How would you like to spend the night at our farm house Ro?" she said. Ro looked at the fish and the seal "Do you have any more of these kind of animals?" he asked. "um well...yes we do. They would love to meet you and Steo!" Janey answered. Not wanting to hurt the adoring animals (and Owner) feeling, Ro relunctantly nodded and was immediately whisked away by them. "I'm going to get Steo and Kara OK? see you at the farmhouse" Janey said then leaning to e seal she whispered "Don't let him out of your sight! Don't eat him either! We'll eat him together OK?" The seal brightened and nodded enthusiastically. And so Janey went off all alone to bring Steo and Kara back to da farmhouse, she had no clue Kat had stolen Steo from under's Kara's nose......
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And in came the Noo-Noo, like an unwated sqiffley splurgey sucking thing, it sucked all of them and the restaurant into it's sucking nostrillations...never to be seen again! It then went on a journey to pastures new, fresh, green and altogether a bit more squoppy until Steo got a bit bored of being inside the Noo-Noo all the time and wated to see Dipsy. Noo-Noo splurged Steo out of her nozzle and Steo went off through the Tubbytronic Superdome and had a
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Janey arrived at the restaurant a little too late. No one was @ the table...
"Hmm wonder where Kuwami and Steo went..." she then sees a blur of green-mantle and silver colour hide behind the counter...
"THERE YOU ARE!!! You-"towel-eating-silver-fox-tail"-stealer theif!!!!!" and ran to teach YKW a lesson. **evil thoughts allowed**
On the other side of the town, Kuwami schemed her next move as she noiselessly walked a couple of feet behind steo and Kat who had so inappropriately flung herself at him.
Steo, on the other hand, was cursing himself for going with the Llama. ::oh great. just great! this is worse than dinner with that freaky silver fox! I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::
"uhm, kat... you know...." his voice trailed off.
Kat looked up, eyes glittering and hoping to hear the I-LUV-YOU words. ::this is it!!! he's gonna propose to me!!!! IM GONNA BE MRS GATEL---
"You're a bit heavy." he finished and deliberately dropped her on the street.
There was a loud thud, a shocked intake of breath, a snicker from behind, then a whimper from the llama. Suddenly, Kat broke into a loud wailing childlike cry. "THAT HURT STEPHEN PATRICK DAVID GATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!" rubbing her sore butt.
[[Author's note: aww...im really mean ne?->KaRa`` sorry Kat! i just HAD to get steo back :P]] (Janey's note : I fell laughing on my ass here! LOL good one Kara! That ought to teach Kat sumthing! ROFL)
"OK! OK! That's it!" Kuwami interrupted and stepped from the shadows.
Steo gave a pleading look and cried out: " I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" *whack* and passed out.
The silver fox helped the llama get up and looked down on Steo who was peacefully lying on the street. "Tsk, tsk tsk. Sorry Steo! You we're frantic already. Second time for today. We have got to get back to the farm."
Kat nodded quietly and sighed. ::Great way to end the nite...::
The two carried Stephen and headed for the farm.
"Do you think we could get a taxi?" Kat wondered. Kuwami blinked at her. "I doubt theyd trust 2 talking animals carrying an unconscious man."
The llama shrugged at the silver fox.
They had a mile to walk.
Janey stepped out from the toilet where she had been doing mean wicked IceWitchy things to YKW *no dirty thought allowed* "That should teach him to respect animals and their farmowners!" She went out and saw kara and kat carrying Steo. "ohmigawd what happened?" she said, rushing to meet them. "too much to take in one day" Kat shrugged. "come on let's go back to the farm" Janey said. "um Janey, do u mind helping us with Steo? He's a BIT heavy" Kat said sarcastically. So off they went carrying the very handsome human being to the farm.
(I've just exhausted my mind from writing something for the next poodle pamphlet so this one is a short one!)
As Janey,kat and kara carried on with their "precious" job,dayang the duck sits by the pond.Thinking about her lost love."oh my lovely love,whoever you are.Where are you?".She sighed and go on staring at the calmness of the pond.She wants to swim but this duck can't swim,staring will do.
**The duck wasn't invited to the dinner so she had no idea what happened**
***Meanwhile in the farm house***
Kara and kat was so exhausted from carrying Steo that they fainted in the bathroom while washing thei hands.Because they lock the bathroom door,Janey was unable to help them and let them stay in there.Janey continues to try to wake Steo up when suddenly a HUGE black creepy crawling spider came towards her.As the farm owner she took the spider into her hand and went down to the parlor to put the spider where it belongs.While Janey went to do her "justice" Dayang aka Deej went passed the room where Steo was in.She was on her way to pick up her rubber duckie in her room.She heard a moan,she looked in and she heard bells in her head.Soft tingling bells,such a sweet sound.She just stared the laying body on the bed by the doorway...and suddenly...MISS JANEY came and push me aside and asked me to go play with my duckie!So there was MISS Janey playing mommy to this adorable cute sweet looking and handsome young man,not like Deej was paying attention to her.Dayang moved closer to the bed and sat at the end of it.STILL staring at whatever she said about him before young man.He moans and he opened his blue eyes and met Deej's blue-black eyes.They stared to each other at what seems for an eternity to both of them.MISS Janey seemed oblivious to the love those to shares and keep slapping Steo to make him face her way."no..don't do that.."he said,Deej said under her breath "he speaks (as in romeo+Juliet)",their eyes still locked to each other.To cut the story short they fell in love and still do love each other and got married in the farm with the rest of the farm animal chasing the waiter and the NOT married Ro and Mikey and Shane and hunky Keith and also with kara and kat crying their hearts out and Steo and Dayang lives happily ever after.
**THE END**
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Here we goooooooooo! (here we go, here we go)
Two days later: Janey sat in the middle of her FarmRoom, looking out the window. **Why wasn't it me?** she asked soberly. **Why, why, why?**
Just then, a shape appeared on the horizon.
"Who are you?" hoped the FarmOwner.
"Where am I?" the stranger wondered.
"You're at the farm," she said... "Steo."
...and, from all corners of the farm rushed a bouncing sheet of fish, a silver towel-eating six-tailed fox, an oversized spotted cowish piggy truffle seal, and a blur of mantle-green...
"Steo?"wondered the still blushing bride of mr Stephen Gately."for who is this stranger be?(ala shakespeare)"she asked her husband Stephen."I have no idea my love,let's have a look".They went and stood near the stranger who looked EXACTLY like Steo.They stared at each other with amazement.
**So many minutes of staring later and by being stared at by the all the other staring farm animals**
"Can it be?" wondered Stephen....."my abbucted long lost twin brother??Justin?".....
*to mystery continues*
As e animals and steo watched..e stranger reached into his dirty denim jacket and pulled out a ...
cassette. "This cassette proves tt U r e clone"
By now everyone had inched closer to e pair of "twins" Janey rushed into e house and brought out her portable radio, took the cassette from e stranger and started to play e tape...
"Its e sign of e times girl sad songs on e radio its e sign of e times girl when e...."
"oppss..sorry wrong one..this was our demo tape for IIAW," said e stranger as he took back e tape.
As it was getting dark Janey ushered everyone into e farm. When Ro(who had been sitting in e living rm all e while) saw e two Steos..it was all he could do to stop fainting..
just then jaeny came out witha brilliant idea.. "hey ro! u shld noe hows e real and whos e fake!"
"Err....mm...iii...." Ro stammered.."Let..tt..tt..
m..eee.....ass...k...h...i..mm...a..qq..u.esss..
*ahem* What r my vital statistics?"
*..to be continued*
-->sorry!! ehhe i din noe wat qns to ask..ehhehe///yil
"Erm, which vital statistic do you mean?" said one Steo, bewildered. "OK OK what's my last name?" Ro said. "Keating!" said one Steo. "Lynch!" said the other. Dayang looked at her husband with great surprise "WHAT? you didn't even know his last name? WHO ARE YOU????" He looked at her sheepishly and said, "well, dayang, my love, promise me you won't be angry...I'm not a real Steo. Prof. Pudel24 used me as her cloning experiment. I was actually, um.... a duck like you." Dayang passed out on the floor while all the ppl and animals in the room shout "WHAT? you mean we've been seducing the wrong Steo?" Ducky Steo said "Yes, I'm so sorry I was trying to win Dayang's love, really. That's why I agreed to be Prof. Pudel24 guinea duck." They were all speechless for a moment, recalling the antics they put up for the WRONG Steo! Finally Janey said, "Well at least you love Dayang, go take her out to the pond and see if you can make up with her" Ducky Steo complied and lifted the unconscious Dayang outside. They all turned their attention to the REAL Steo and Ro who was chatting to each other as if they were in their own living room.... Janey looked at the other animals and said with a no-nonsense tone: "That one", pointing at Ro, "is MINE. Back off!"
"Bloop!!!!!!Kupo!!!!!!!!" The fish and e seal ran towards Ro and pulled him into their aquarium!!
Anything to keep e farmowner away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pant pant*..Jen pulls out a tub of ice cream and offers it to e shocked Ro......"duh..dun keep staring at us..just eat ur ice cream!!" Unknown to Ro..there was some unknown substance in the ice cream...........
*evil grin*
Ro, afraid to offend to them (plus he can barely breath in the stuffed aquarium), obediently eat the icecream "anything to get me outta here" he thought. But suddenly... "I don't feel too good. I feel pain in my chest, my motoric functions are disturbed, there's a funny taste at the back of my throat.." he says. Yil gasped and asked "are you allergic to icecream?" "No, I don't have any allergy." Ro managed to say. Jen hopped out of the tank and dialed 911... an ambulance arrived not long after and the 2 paramedics, who was *oddly* dressed in black, took Ro away. "Hey wait wait which hospital are you taking him?" Jen asked to the driver. The driver turned, and Jen realized that the driver was *GASP* 911's Lee! He pulled out a gun and shot Jen thru the window.......
**X-Files eerie theme**
Does this remind you of a certain movie? *wicked grin* Needless to say, I ran out of ideas and I'm still in my X-Files madness LOL THX for the icecream Jen darling :))))) I miss Yiling! -Janey
I WANT A SHAG!!!!!!!
"Argghhhhh!!!!!!!I'm shot I'm shot!!!!I'm shot with..with.....*slurp*...plum pudding???? "
a bewildered Jen looked back at Lee who winked at her and drove off with Ronan!!! "Whoa!!!" Jen suddenly found herself bouncing up and down at a fast pace.."Come on Jen..we gotta chase after Ro!! " Yil said .. So e two animals bounced off into e sunset after Lee and Ro....*boing*....
--> continue !! continue!!!!!*pant pant*..yil
Janey, somehow, has managed to sneak into the fake ambulance and was sitting in a corner watching Spike and Jimmy examining Ro.
"Darn it, we got Ro instead of that seal you're so fond of Lee!" Spike was saying.
"yeah, too bad he ate the icecream. I had thought the icecream would be eaten by the seal or the Farmowner, at least. I don't mind the Farmowner..... she's a babe. But what I really want is the seal. She's soooooooo sexy." Lee said. "I had to shoot her because if I didn't do that she would surely try to save her precious Ro. Thank God it was a plum pudding bullet!" he continues.
"Don't worry Lee, they'll come to get Ro then you can have your chance to talk to that seal and I can talk to that pretty silver fish." Jimmy said. "Hey, maybe we can abduct the rest of Boyzone so we can have total control of the pop world! How about that?" Spike said enthusiastically.
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aww that sux yil! **stix out her tongue** LEE and the silver fox would make a better pair. *sobs* i cant believe how the story went.....lee after jen?!?!?!?!?! *wails* I WANT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KaRa``
Actually Kara, Icewitch wrote that LOL Mmmhh..... you can have Spike! *shoving Spike under Kara's nose* Sorry Kara, I guess Jen and Lee would make the better couple *evil grin* and look here CHOMP MUNCH CRUNCH there goes 10 more tails! YIPEE! I just realized something that doesn't make sense..... fixing it now.
Janey sighed, looking mournfully at Ro's body and the two overenthusiastic pop stars who were, as you do, overenthusiastic.
When the ambulance pulled up to a large mansion in a county road, the driver and his assistant jumped out and pulled Ro from the makeshift bed, making their way towards the mansion.
The silver fish and the piggy seal, meanwhile, were BOINGing and BOUNC(E)ing in the direction of the mansion, somewhere in which two dark figures slowly dragged a limp body to a overbearing structure...
"Go! Go! Go Go Go! Go Ro Go Ro Go Ro Go Ro Go Ro!"
Having being trained in martial arts..yil and jen managed to overpower Lee(who could be a clone) and Jimmy and Spike!!! " Whoa!! a victory for e animals!!!" Jen and yil then proceeded to tie up e three kidnappers and splashed water on Ro to wake him up..but to no avail!!! "Look!!A needle mark!!
Goodness!! they shot him with something!!Jen quick ask "Lee" wat he did!!!!! " Lee onli responded with a smile...a really sinister smile....
-->well..not tt i REALLY noe martial arts..its a fic!!! yil
lets say they injected a lust potion to ro. bwhahahha or how about a tail(like mine!)-growing-solution or something... *evil grin* ne??
ill try to continue but if nothing's up by Sunday PM, that means i gave up ~.~ ive got the writer's BLOCK thingie.
KaRa``
Ro groaned inwardly, struggling to sit up as the medicine took its hold on him, coursing thru his veins. Slowly, he began to morph.
The substance controlling his genes wasn't strong enough to fully change him; he only evolved.
Or regressed.
Whichever way it may be.
First, he was a large purple spotted mushroom, then his spots grew into wings, his stalk to claws. He breathed fire and ice and wind all at once, but he could not control any of it.
The two animals stared at him in wonder, unable to control their disgust for oozing mushrooms, their fear for winged, clawed spirits.
...and then a burst of silver, followed impetuously by a shadow of mantle-green, flashed into the darkened room, where two men, an imposter, and two animals stood watching in astonishment...
Janey, who had been watching it all thru the window, crash into the room and yelled to 'Lee' "What did u give him? Not one of Pudel24's potions, please!" Ronan, had stopped morphing, and he had became.... AN UGLY GARGOYLE! Jen and Yil shrieked when they saw him. Jimmy was trying to calm Yil "Oh please don't be upset! I didn't know what Lee gave him!" Jen saw the flash of mantel-green on the corner of her eyes and turned around to confront YKW, who had sneaked into the room. "YOU! What are you doing here?" 'Lee' gave them a smirk and said "YKW is my partner in this. He stole those fox tails to make the potion, which recipee I found in Prof. Pudel24's book." Spike, it seemed, was dumbfounded. "Lee what are you doing? I thought we only wanted to kidnap the seal so you can have a chance to talk to her. Why are you doing this to Ro??" "Yes, Lee, why are you doing this to Ro??" Yil, who was enjoying all the attention from Jimmy, asked.
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Back in the farm, the silver fox was lying down on the floor, blinking at the white ceiling. "Am i in an insane asylum...?" she blinked again. Blinked. And blinked. And finally stoped blinking when she heared a faint knock on the window. "Nani? Who could THAT be!" she grumbled. Kuwami lazily sat up, shook her head, stretched her tails and blinked. "Oh. I must be dreaming..." She sighed as she stared at the unforgivably cute lad blinking at her desperately from the other side of the glass pane. *blink* "........" *blink* "....nice dream....." *blinks harder* "L-L-Lee B-Brennan...!??!?!?!?!?! WAII!!! WAIII!!!" the fox quickly stood up and slammed on the window. "Itai~" *Lee sweatdrops* The cheeky lad grinned at her while she opened the window.
"Hey there!" he chirped.
"W-What are you doing here...?" the fox inquired, still unable to recover from her [pleasant] shock.
"This is the BZFarm, right?" Lee asked. 'Such kawaii /and foxxy animals!' he thought.
Kuwami nodded, "Hai! B-but werent u here earlier..?"
"Well, you see...thats the problem. I agreed to let Dr Pude124 to experiment on me. Well what happened was, she unleashed my subconscious self. The evil me...." he shivered, "... so I'm trying to catch up w/ the ladz so I could expose that "Lee"'s scheme. I bet it has someting to do with conquering the PopWorld..." he frowned.
Kuwami could only blink [and drool!], "That's awful!" she exclaimed, "Why don't we go look fer them! I could track down me FarmOwner's scent wherever she may be!"
"O-K!", Lee grinned, "Thankyou!" he winked at the fox.
"Yosh'!!! Iku zo!!!! [OK! Let's go!]", she gave Lee a determined look, then grabbed his arm and ran out to start hunting fer everyone, of course, grinning from ear-to-ear.
okok..Yil has a ques....which is e fic????? continue Kara's or Janey's??????? pardon me but i think e one with e mad "Lee" is nicer..hehehehehe
i mean theres a mutated Ro and theres Jimmy..hee
Back at the 911 hideout.....
Lee said, "We both hated Ro. Everybody treats him as if he is the King of the World.... well he's not! All girls are drooling over him and they don't even realized that there are nice decent lads like us. Even you, Jen, you like him better and never paid me any attention." "Wait a minute!!!! WHO ARE YOU? I never know you!" Jen said. "I was once a walrus. I lived on the beach not far from BZ Farm. Then Prof Pudel24 turned me into Lee. She wanted to help us all desperate males. That's why she also turned that stupid duck into a Steo." Lee continued. "And you YKW?" Janey said. "Isn't it obvious? I'm sick and tired of Kara drooling over Steo and Lee. so once this Walrus Lee gets his Jen, Kara will give up on him and move on to ME!" He said with an evil laugh..."WHAT?????" Kara chose that time to burst in thru the door with an exhausted panting Lee behind her. "You did WHAT?" Kara yelled again. Yiling who had suddenly became almost permanently attached to Jimmy said, "Calm down Kara.....THere's nothing to be.... NO NO NO not that vase Kara.....Jimmy loves that vase! And you love YKW! Remember?? KARA NO!!!!!!!!"
Kara looked around the room angrily. "How could you do this to me?!" she screamed, bracing herself to throw the vase at the nearest target. "How?!?" Yil bounced around anxiously. "Don't throw it!" Both Lees figited, and started to protest. "Um, I think we could explain: it was Prof. Pudel 24's..."
"WE KNOW THAT!!" everyone in the room muttered.
The first Lee ran over to the spotted seal; the second Lee stood beside Kara, blinking. "I think we should go now..."
They all looked at each the "couples":
Yiling & Jimmy, Kara & Lee2, Jen and Lee1 (walrus), Janey and Steo, and Dayang and Steo2 (duck), [did I leave anyone out?] and then Spike, Ro, and YKW scattered around the room.
...and they began to laugh. Even Kara, who'd blinked at Lee2 even more. "Let's get out of this old mansion, guys... We'll have to go back to the Farm now..." So they all ran to the Farm.
Well, maybe not ran... hopped, bounced...blinked. But a few still sulked in the back...
"Okay, YKW, here's the plan: You run up and grab..." a blonde, long-haired GARGOYLE whispered...
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*cheers* woohoo!! *grins* i like how its turning out *wink*
KaRa`` *blink*
May I add that Ro is a GARGOYLE now? And when did Steo & Dayang & Ducky Steo arrive? *frown* Take notes writers!
"OK YKW...," the blond man was saying... "You run up and grab Kara e Fox on the road. Try not to make too many noises..... bring her to Prof. Pudel24's lab. We can use her as a hostage to force Pudel24 to make us some LOVE potions."
YKW gave another sinister grin *boy, is he famous for this or what!* and slinked away to the darkness. The mysterious blond *SHORT* haired man rubbed his hands and said to himself, "Pretty soon I'll get her.......And she will be MINE!" *evil laugh*
Eveyrone had finally and relunctantly went back to the Farm. It was a pretty long walk. Apparently the 911's phoney ambulance was taken by Yiling and Jimmy so the rest of them had to walk back. Kara was still fuming and Lee2, who didn't want to be a new target of her anger, walked some distance in front of her, talking to Janey and Steo. Kara was muttering to herself... "How dare he! And he even said he loved me! I hate him! i'm gonna kill him with that vase!" suddenly a hand came out from the bushes beside her and clamped her on the mouth and dragged her into the bushes, while the others walked off without noticing or hearing what happened......
Using her bushy but strangely versatile tail kara tried to hit her abductor only to find her tails tied together and unable to move. Resigned to her fate...kara could onli struggle and wait...wait for a chance to free herself.....
*Meanwhile..in e ambulance* The night was getting kinda warm so they rolled down e windows and let e cool night breeze in..Jimmy leaned over Yil.......
and pushed a button on her side of e seat...which turned e ambulance into a convertible!!(not sure if its e right car..hehehe...correct me if im wrong)"Whoa Cool!!!!" And so they travelled e rest of e way to e farm with e wind whipping thru their hair..occasionally stealing glances at each other wondering wat is goin thru each others minds...
*and still walking*
well..e few unfortunate souls who had to walk were still walking e long miles to e farm when a black posh limo pulled up.."Wanna Ride?" A guy in a cowboy hat asked..this guy looked strangely familiar...Janey thought to herself.. "Hmmmm..."
"Um, guys," Janey turned to Steo and Lee2, who were throwing a murderous glance at Mysterious Guy in Cowboy Hat,"my feet are a bit sore so do you mind if I ride along with him?" Lee2 and Steo looked at each other and said relunctantly, "Well OK Jane, whatever you wish." Happily Janey hopped into the car. "What's your name BTW?" Janey asked. "Ro," the Mystery Guy answered giving Janey that KILLER smile. *Janey is in 7th Heavenn...Get Up and Get Over can be heard on the background*
Steo looked at Lee2 and said, "Are you a clone like that Walrus?" Lee2 shaked his head and said, "nope, i'm the real thing, but don't tell the girls, I don't want them to start clinging on me."
On another place.... Kara was blindfolded and tied up. She couldn't move at all. She was carried by someone and put inside a car. "Where are they taking me?" Kara thought panicly, 'Somebody help me please, call James Bond, call Mulder, SOMEBODY!!!!"
Suddenly Kara found herself thrown on e floor..
Oof..whos e stupid idiot who threw me!!! Someone removed her blindfold and wat do u noe..it was YKW !!!!....To her delight kara found her tails unbound and with one sweep knocked YKW to e ground ..with tt kara run out of tt dark and dank place into e clod night...she ran n ran n ran...till she saw in e distance car lights...running towards those lights..she flagged it down..luckily it was Yil n Jimmy in their cool car!! looking at e messed up kara..they asked her wat happened and rushed back to e farm.....
"I can't believe he did that!" squeaked the blooper fish. Jimmy, who was beside her, nodded. Kara muttered some incomprehensible words, and the three of them drove on...
Back at the scene of the crime, YKW lay on the floor of the warehouse and considered his plan again. *Why isn't this working, and where is...* Just at that moment, a car drove up, and two figures got out. "We're back," one of them said quietly. The other stood, silent.
"So I see," YKW fumbled with the tarp and sat up. "Well, you know what now. I'm off."
The second figure figeted, and the first sat.
"So," the first began, "will you help us?"
Back in the van, Jimmy, Yil, and Kara had forgotten their troubles and were singing loudly to the Poodle anthem. "Doot do do..." Then, they arrived back at the Farm. "Where's Janey?"
The second figure looked around her nervously and started to run for the exit. No one noticed, for the first had put his Cowboy Hat over his eyes... But then YKW came in.
On my own,
Pretending he's beside me.
All alone,
I walk with him till morning.
Without him,
I feel his arms around me.
And when I lose my way,
I close my eyes
And he has found me!
- On My Own from Les Miserables -
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