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Tuesday, May 1, 2001
08:31 a.m.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! At last 'Goblet of Fire' is mine!!!....well I'm borrowing it anyway.

Frank are you serious, Snape un-basterdizes in the fourth book? Well, if that's the case then maybe, maybe I'll give him a second chance.

Geez O_O Year four is 734 pages long! Ah, well, it's worth it. ^__^

Monday, April 30, 2001
08:39 a.m.

ARRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Snape is such a bastard!! BASTARD!!! Snape and Malfoy are no longer amoungst my favorite characters! (just finished reading Prisoner of Azkaban the other day) Snape, because hE'S A BASTSARD!!! And Draco because:

Malfoy's head jerked forward as the mud hit him; his silver-blond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.

Silver-blonde? What the hell kind of pansy ass....I always thought he looked dark, you know, Black hair, Grey eyes,....silver-blonde...really....

So now that, those-who-must-not-be-named, are out of the running for my favorite character, Professor Remus Lupin as happily agreed to fill in. Yeah, Lupin is great! ^__^ Does he appear in Goblet of Fire?

Friday, April 27, 2001
12:59 p.m.

MuaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!! I have been going out of my mind trying to look for this! I finished "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" a while ago and I've been dying to get a hold of the third one. I kept asking everyone I knew if they had it. No. They all borrowed it from the library. I go to the library to check out if it's there.Is it? No. All there copies have been taken out. So finally, yesterday I bullied my counsler into letting me borrow her copy. I HAVE IT, AT LONG LAST!! "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".

Russ keeps telling me I'm a freak for this, but, as it turns out, so far Professor Snape and Draco are amoungst my favorite characters. O_- I don't know why I like Draco, but Professor Snape is cool damnit! He's just an cruel, sarcastic, bastard, but other than that....

Wednesday, April 18, 2001
11:40 a.m.

AIIIIII! Thank the gods easter's over!!! I haven't been able to do anything the past week or so except to get ready for my relative's to come over. My insane, cuban, puertorican, drunk damn near half the time, relatives.....

siiiigghhh

Any-whozen, (<<< made up a new word ^___^) I've been searching for ages for that weird pic and still haven't been able to find it. If anyone knows where I can find the "Pillsbury Doughboy Massacre" pic, please let me know ^_^;;;

I.can.not.believe.I'm.reading.this. Yes it's finally happened. I've joined their side. No,no, not the Dark Side (although I'm pretty damn sure that by this point, that's not to far away), (*sigh*)the "Harry Potter" side of this ridiculose thing we call exsistence. I don't know how it happened. This is always the kind of thing, you figure would happen to somebody else, you know. Also for some reason, some strange reason, when I think of Draco, or read a part he's in, I see Eriol. I don't know, somehow this brain o mine seems has come to believe that Draco looks like Eriol. Sometimes with glasses. Sometimes not. >__>

Hurray, hurray, hurray! Oh joyous, jouyous day! Meg-san has a bundle full of new fics! Updated, Better than the Hedgehog, Added a Nakuru persective and another Eriol and Tomoyo fic! ^__________^

Speaking of which, Tin-san Please say that the new version of "The Final Gathering" will be up soon. Soon? *_*

Monday, April 9, 2001
11:41 a.m.

XD XD XD! Oh god (*laughs histerically*)what the(*lh*)hell(*lh*)!! Alright, so i'm sitting in Art History trying to get this Cubist thing done and me and my friends start talking about scary stuff. Movies, dreams, things that happened to us, etc. So, Vinc starts talking about the "Ghost" that lives in his closet. Now he swears up and down that all of this is true. Apperantly, every time he's alone, the ghost shows up. How does he know it's there? Because the ghost farts. Ladies and Gentlemen he is being haunted by a farting ghost! XD He swears that there's no one else in the room when this happens, so it can't be anyone else making these noises. We asked him (those of us who were able to stop laughing long enough to ask) Does it smell? He says to us, like he's the expert on farting, of course not, it's a ghost. You can't smell ghost farts. 0_0 And we're like, are you sure it's not you.., and he says no and talks about how annoying it is because it happens all the time. Riiighhhttt.

Nickelodean fell to hell after thay got rid of 'Ren and Stimpy'. I mean really, do you remember the good 'ol days? Ren and Stimpy defined american animation! They were pioneers! But they got rid of them. It's kind of sad to think about how the coming generation will never be able to hear "Stimpy, you IdiOT!" But fear not, there's still hope. And his name is Invader Zim. Heh,heh, I'll come back with some more info on this little guy later.

Thursday, April 5, 2001
09:32 p.m.

Thanks Frank, I never knew all that about the Palestinians. Wow, they're just pissing everyone off aren't they?

Added a new blog. Very interesting name ^_^.

I already have a new pic, for that demented pic segment, in mind. I just need to find it ^_^;;;

Monday, April 2, 2001
09:52 a.m.

Hee, hee. Anyone see the 'Truth' april fool's commercial!They almost got me.

Monday, April 2, 2001
09:07 a.m.

Can you believe, I've been getting positive response over the 'Big Bird' picture? 0_o You know I think I might make this a weekly thing ^__^ . Yeah, 'Demented picture of the week'. Should be fun. ^______^ Be very afraid.....

Man, you know this whole Isreali/Palestinian thing is really pissing me off. I mean the whole thing. And despite whatever it is that they say, we, the United States are partly to blame as well. Damnit, what the hell was Truman thinking? Mind you I defenitly understand the Jewish situation and aspect of it all, but still, there were already people living there. You can't just up and say 'O.k guys, here's the deal. We're going to take over your land, kick you out of your homes,drive you away into camps, and then kick your ass after we're all settled in.Okay? Okay.Yo, Rashid tell the moving guys to park the truck over there.' Stupid, stupid, stupid.It's so frustrating, on the one hand the Jewish people are right, because they had to go through a whole lot of awful crap during the war(and before that) and then they're wrong( by they I mean the government) because, how are you going to say "We're killing and asssasinating people, because the criminals do it to" (okay, that's not exactly what they said, but you get the jist) I mean what is that shit! They sound like children. And there's the Palestinians. Okay. Maybe nobody told them but rocks and sticks are not going to work against semi-automatics, and tanks, and what have you. Then again, it's not there fault. They don't know what else to do which is the problem. Then you have the Isreali's acting all high and mighty just because they have weapons, which by the way, they got from a certain ally whose has been known to turn the other cheek, just so long as their asses are covered.Didn't we give them a couple of nukes to? Jesus! Speaking of which.....Isn't amazing as to how so much bad shit can happen because of religion. Here I was thinking it was supposed to be a good thing. It is but, I don't think people know what to do with it. To top it all off, we most likely won't do anything to help them, even though we're the ones that sparked this flame. Because we have 'veto' power. God. It's really sad. You know this is almost like the situation between us and the indians. It was a terrible thing that we did, but it had to be done, for the sake of advancement. But you never know. They might get lucky. The I ndians have the right idea, and I completely agree with George Carlin on this: "I'm happy that the indians are buying casinos now, and cheating middle aged white people out of their nest eggs.They might get lucky and buy their country back. But they probably wouldn't want it. Look what we did to it."

Oii, what a mess....

On a happier note, 'Shadowed Past' aired this weekend and it kicked major ass! ^__^ I'm almost done with the layout for my Nightcrawler shrine, although I was loking at it last night and thinking, 'Why'd I put Japanese characters on it?' Sounds weird, but it doesn't look all that bad. I'll stick a link to it on here when I'm done.

Friday, March 30, 2001
05:32 p.m.

I don't know why, but that episode of Outlaw Star the one where Melfina's singing in the begining and Harry dies, really got to me. I don't know why I just found it really, really sad. And that quote from Silence of the Lambs, the new one I stuck here from Starling's roomate, really got to me to. ;_; So sad, so sad.

Anywhoose,^_^, Danny, guess what, guess what, guess what! I finally saw your page! I actually had time for myself this weekend and stopped by there. I love your page, I'm going to add you to the links section of my collective when it's all finished (whenever that is ^_^; ) And (about your pita) what do you mean poo! Really Daniel such language! ^_~

Sunday, March 25, 2001
05:03 p.m.

Why, oh, why is the german opening theme song to Sailormoon stuck in my head? It's not a bad song (it's one of my favorite versions) but the only part I can remember is Sailormoon, Sailormoon, Sailormoo-oon, Sailormoon, Oh Sailormoon >_> help..

I've been wondering, what the hell happened to Cardcaptors? There hasn't been a new episode in weeks. Did Nelvana wake up and realize the otrocity they had commited? Doesn't matter, we still have 'Pioneer' (I am thorouly convinced that Pioneer has an inside track with God). These guys are great. I love what they did with the Sailormoon movies. They make a million diffrent versions of everything and this way everone is happy.

Good news, good news 'Shadowed Past' (THE Nightcrawler episode, for all us fuzzy elf fans) is airing next Saturday. Check out Comics Continuum for more info.

Friday, March 23, 2001
09:29 p.m.

.....O_O.... want to traumatize the shit out of your younger and impresionable siblings, show 'em this...I am never gonna be able to watch Sesame Street again...

Thursday, March 22, 2001
10:25 a.m.

For some reason I found this very funny.

Syren:Ay will no longer put up with yur shenanigans!
Deadpool:'Shenanigans'? Did you just curse me out in Irish?

Anyone know if 'Shadowed Past' for X-men E. Is airing next weekend?

Wednesday, March 21, 2001
06:35 a.m.

I have the best community service job. I don't need to set foot outside to do it to. as a matter of fact I don't need to leave the comfort of my room and Frito Lays to get it done. I'm a book reviewer for the Free library of Philadelphia. It's great, I plan on doing this next year to. They send in your reviews to publishers and people that are in charge of the library's website. On top of that I get to read any books I want. If you need to get community service (and you like to read ^_^;) then you should go ask the main library where you live. Right now I'm reading 'Silence of the Lambs' (I've already read, Hannibal, The Green Mile, and Red Dragon for them) and let me tell you, the movie was great, but, as always, the book is better. ^_^

Tuesday, March 20, 2001
11:36 a.m.

Heh, heh. This has got to be the best song ever.Probably the only good thing that'll come out of Bush being president, is how each and every comedian out there, will be raggin on him from now till the end of his term. God blesss the law of unintended consiquences:

THE KENNEYBUNKERPORT HILLBILLY
(sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme)

>Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
>His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
>He drank like a fish and drove all about.
>But that didn't matter cause his daddy bailed him out.
>DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

>Well the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale
>He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
>He spends all his time hangin out with student folk.
>And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
>Blow,that is. White gold. Nose candy.

>The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
>Kin folks say, "George stay at home with mom."
>Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
>We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
>Cushy, that is. Country clubs.Nose candy.

>Twenty years later Georgie gets a little bored.
>He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
>He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
>So he called his daddy's friends and they called the G.O.P
>Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

>Come November 7, the election ran late.
>Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
>"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
>So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
>Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

>Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
>Told all the voters,"Hey we want George to win."
>"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation
>And that's how George finally got his coronation.
>Rigged, that is. Illigitimate. No moral authority.

>Y'all come vote now. Ya'hear!

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I couldnt believe it when it happened. I used to live in Miami-Dade(Hialeah) and nothing that interesting ever happened while I was there. -_-;

Monday, March 19, 2001
11:28 a.m.

YEEEEHAWWW!I finally, finally got eternal soldier back online! I feel so proud of myself ^__^ even if I am sick of the layout already. I've had it since December and just got around now to putting it up. Oh well, I'll make a better layout for it later.

Still no work done on 'Cruel Angel's Thesis' though >_> Maybe I'll get around to it this weekend.Speaking of which, what the hell is wrong with AceCounter, they went all retarded all of a sudden.

After I finish with 'C.A.T' ( or actually while i'm completing it) I'm gonna get started on 'Reflection' (My Hiirigizawa Eriol shrine) and then on 'Sanctuary' (my Kurt Wagner a.k.a. Nightcrawler shrine. Go fuzzy!)So I'm gonna be busy,busy,busy. ^__^

Yeah!! No school today, four day week!

Saturday, February 24, 2001
08:44 p.m.

Okay. I have been in this kind of rut ever since I saw Hannibal. I swear it happens every time. When ever I start liking something I go on these insane binges. When I found out that Eriol was my favorite character from CardCaptor Sakura I scoured the net for any and every bit of info I could possibly find on him (there are very few pages dedicated to just him, which is why I'm going to be opening up Reflection soon. But that's another story, another day ^_^.... ) Same thing goes for, Chang Wufei, Hotsuma, Kamidake(from Universe), Vegeta, Trunks, #17, Touji, Rei (I love her hair!), and tons more, but I'm gonna spare you the grief ^_^;;;.

Anyway, I try looking all over the net for any info on Hannibal Lector that I could possibly find, and it was hard let me tell you. So I just said to hell with it I'll just read the book. Oh. My. God.

This is my favorite book.
This is the best book in the world.
Thomas Harris is a genius.
All must bow down before the greatness that is this book, and its predecessors!!
TO THIS WRIT THY MUST SET THY HAND!!

Wheww. Good to get that out of my system. Seriously though this book is really good and not only that, not only that, it has my ending! The ending I wanted to see at the end of the movie!! I was bouncing off the walls, I couldn't believe it! Now don't get me wrong, like I've said before I thought the movie was great, but I think the book is better. It always is.

Now no, I'm not going to rant and rave about all the diffrences between the movie and the book, because it's very understandable as to why some things were changed. A great many things that were changed were linked or directly involved with Hannibal's sister Mischa. And the depth and meaning behind her and how Hannibal see's her would have just gone wayyy over the average movie goers head. The one thing I wish they had added into the movie was Hannibal's Memory Palace. Now that would have been awesome to see on the big screen ^_^. But oh well. Ridley Scott great job, my man!

Wednesday, February 14, 2001
08:15 a.m.

I meant to write this earlier. On sunday I went to go see Hannibal. I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! ^__^ I loved Silence of the Lambs and I knew I was going to love this movie and I wasn't let down! Except I was mad with the ending,Damnit! I was half expecting Clarisse to drop out of the F.B.I and hook up with Hannibal. Damnit I know it sounds crazy but she did Have a crush on him. She was just never able to act on it because they were on opposite sides of right and wrong. She had a strong sense of right and wrong and he...well....uh...he's Hannibal. This is poetry in motion you all.

You know what I found out though. Hannibal is the third movie/book in the trilogy. The first book was called Red Dragon it was about Dr. Lector helping out the F.B.I and we learn how he ended up in that asylum. Then there was Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal.

Wednesday, February 7, 2001
02:05 p.m.

'Kay so I'm trying to get into Witches 4 and I keep getting a dumb 403 Forbidden message. Forbidden? I was just there two seconds ago! Grrrr.....>_<

Tuesday, February 6, 2001
10:27 p.m.

This is the cutest picture of the Gundam Wing gang ever! Look at Duo and Hilde! Thanks for the pic Arianna-san!

Tuesday, February 6, 2001
08:54 p.m.

They said rain. They said it was going to rain.Want to know what we got. Hmm? A blizzard. We got a fucking SNOW BLIZZARD!! Not only did the L bus never get to the terminal, not only where there buses and cars crashing into into each other, rolling over, getting stuck and what not, not only did I have to wait three and a half hours out in this snow blizzard, (because both of my umbrellas broke during the damn storm) humongous ass flakes smaking me in the face, BUT I STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY!!!! I hate John Street! I hate the board of education! And I hate that lame ass blizzard who didn't have the decency to provide me with a snow day!! FUCK! AND I HAVE A SPANISH TEST TODAY! DOUBLE FUCK!

Monday, February 5, 2001
11:42 a.m.

0_o I tried to explain to betzaida what a weblog was.Didn't make it very far, and I have a headache just thinking about the conversation.

betz: well you didn't do a very good job of explaining it
maria:(*whacks head against the table*) I-T'S A-N O-N-L-I-N-E D-I-A-R-Y !!!!!!
betz: .......
maria: Dios mio!! >_<

Sunday, February 4, 2001
08:59 p.m.

hello, hello! ^_^ been a while since I last posted, there where,er,complications at home...

betz: she was on punishment
maria:will you shut up!
betz:it's true
maria:yeah..but it doesn't need to be said...-_-;;

Spiffyed up the pita but(looks disdainfuly at her other site, 'eternal soldier') sighh... said I'd be back in a moment and...it's been 2 months. Oii, I have a lot of work ahead of me -__-+

Friday, January 12, 2001
11:20 a.m.

hey betz, email me back, i need your op on a new layout i'm working on for 'Reflection'

Friday January 12, 2001
08:51 p.m.

AGGGHHH! More mid-terms! I still have a big English mid-term and a big math test (well big to me cause if I don't pass it with an A+++++ I'll be knee deep in uhh...non pleasant things >_>; . Why I am I going to be knee deep in non pleasant things? Cause I'm kinda sorta more or less rather barely passing algebra...+_+....sighhhh) Add this on to the fact that I suddenly have the urge to write an eriol fic (a dark one at that) and you'll get a very stressed out otaku. damn mid terms....

Thursday, January 11, 2001
11:59 a.m.

....must study....for biology mid-term.....can't....get off my....lazy ass...to do it.... @_@ I HATE MID TERMS!

Thursday, January 11, 2001
11:53 a.m.

Hello, hello! Me and Arianna-chan were thinking of doing something truly evil...A fanfic so horrific, so inexplicable evil that it had to be called the 'Really really big evil thing'. The ultimate in crossovers. Ladies and gentlemen we are doing a....Tenchi Muyo! x Sailormoon x Dragonball Z x Vision of Escaflowne x Gundam Wing x Neon Genesis Evangelion x Card Captor Sakura x Final Fantasy x .......and you can be rest assured that it goes on and on...Muahahhahahhahahahh